Just a few months ago, when the space elevator first appeared, humanity was shocked by the terrifying construction capabilities of the Lazy God System. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But now that there are twelve space elevators on the earth, and the earth stone thrower has almost been completely built, fans of the lazy god department have broadened their horizons a lot, and they feel that the space elevator is no longer a big deal.

Even, the anti-sky operation of dragging the space elevator up from the ground failed to amaze them.

Who says a space elevator has to be built from top to bottom?

After all, this is nothing for a spacecraft that took 22 hours, traversed a distance of 65 million kilometers, and reached a jaw-dropping limit of 1,802 kilometers per second. -- By the way, when this limit speed was announced 11 hours after the launch of the Adventurer, many astronauts, technology enthusiasts, and lazy fans, even those who had already calculated it and were already mentally prepared, broke their jaws and knees, and all kinds of orthopedic people were overcrowded.

What they are curious about is what this space elevator is used for.

So they watched intently.

Watching intently......

Looking at ......

And then they got angry.

"Why is it still rising?"

"How long will this Mars land, I'm still waiting to finish it and go to sleep!"

"What about the administrator? We want to complain, someone is flooding live!"

"What about Brother Wen? Did Brother Wen fall asleep?"

Just when the crowd was excited, a data emperor suddenly said: "According to visual measurements, the current ascent speed is about 500 meters per second, and if you calculate that the altitude of Mars' synchronous orbit is about 17,000 kilometers, well, this ascent process will take nine hours." ”

"What? nine hours!"

"Inject water! Malicious water injection!"

"We're going to see fast forward. ”

"500 meters per second, why is it so slow!"

The Data Emperor said for the lazy god: "You have to consider the tension faced by the rope and the speed of the internal winding device, if the speed is slow, you go home and try to pull the line out of the thread ball at a speed of 500 meters per second." Your hand will be easily cut in two pieces by the thread. ”

Everyone shuddered when they thought about this speed.

It's not that the space elevator is rising too slowly, it's that the previous lazy god system is too fast.

"But I think the space elevator of the lazy god system used to go wherever it goes, and it will be very soon...... "There is a humane."

At this moment, an employee of the Lazy God Department with a flickering light and an identity certificate in front of his name stood up, and he sighed: "You only saw the speed and strength of the Lazy God Department, but you didn't see our patience and waiting. ”

Below, there was a series of "hard work!"

"Admiration!"

"Kneel down to the Great God!"

"Salute to the Great God!"

Then I saw the great god and said: "So usually at this time, I choose to go to sleep, good night everyone, I will sleep first." ”

Everyone: "......"

Data Emperor said: "I guess the great god who spoke just now must be a lazy party." ”

"That's right, long live the lazy party, kill the hard party!"

"Kill the lazy dog!"

"Kill the diligent party pigs!"

Fight again.

It is estimated that they can play PVP for ten hours.

In fact, during the delay in the back and forth flow of information from Earth to Mars, they relied on attacking each other and killing each other to relieve their boredom.

However, there are still many people who don't care about the battle of lines and camps at this time, they have a burning heart to die, and they are trying to find something that can relieve their boredom.

"Lao Tzu took three days off, and I plan to watch the live broadcast for three days in a row, and now you let me sleep?! Brother Wen, Brother Wen come out and read the manual, is there any button that can be pressed, and then press it to boom!

Everyone echoed: "Watch the show, watch the show, Brother Wen look for it!"

Yuan Zewen flipped through the manual, and then said: "That's all for the manual, the rest is gone, there should be nothing to press." ”

"Brother Wen, Brother Wen, look at your right, there is a small green light flashing. ”

"Yes, it started to flash all of a sudden just now, I thought it was an indicator light, Brother Wen take a look at what it is. ”

Yuan Zewen saw the button through simulated vision.

Right next to the huge, hideous, explosive red button.

Small, not much bigger than the tip of a finger, green, crystal clear, flashing and flashing, extremely soul-hooking.

"Press and see. ”

"Hurry up, press down, press down!"

"It's so green and shiny, there must be no danger. ”

"Brother Wen, try it. ”

"This little green button is definitely not going to explode. ”

"Hmm......" Yuan Zewen looked at the small button and felt that he wanted to press it very much.

There is a recessed design above the button, which makes people feel comfortable pressing their fingers in it at a glance.

And this little green button is probably not dangerous at all.

So, press to try?

"I pressed it!"

In the next second, Yuan Zewen stretched out his finger and pressed it.

Then he heard a "bang", and a huge force came from behind him, and the whole person was spinning.

Yuan Zewen looked back and saw ......

Himself was kicked out of the cockpit.

"Wait, let me go back......"

"Whoa, whoa!"

"Really pressed, really pressed!"

"Brother Wen, Brother Wen, are you okay, are you okay!" On the earth, it was already five minutes after everyone saw this scene, and when they saw that the cockpit suddenly turned into a catapult cabin, and after ejecting Yuan Zewen, their faces turned white one by one.

That's in outer space, thousands of kilometers above the ground!

"Well, it's okay......" Yuan Zewen shook his head and said with a wry smile, "I know that this kind of seemingly harmless thing is the real scourge, just like Mr. Nan......"

"Brother Wen is really fine. ”

"That's right, Brother Wen, who I don't want to be immortal, is back. ”

"Brother Wen, please go further and further on the road of death!"

"Wait, Brother Wen, you're in outer space now, alas, don't you want to worry about it? ”

"It's okay, I can fly. Yuan Zewen said triumphantly, "My set of three generations of bones, it is no problem to land on the moon from the earth." ”

"It's really fake, it's so exaggerated!"

"Really, you see I'm going to land you on Mars right now!" Yuan Zewen triumphantly looked at the fiery red earth below.

"Okay, well, land quickly, the first one to land on Mars turned out to be Brother Wen!"

"Brother Wen is mighty, Brother Wen is the number one anchor in the universe, thousands of generations, and he will dominate the rivers and lakes!"

At this moment, a barrage of flickering light flew out.

Nanming: "Ahem!"

"Uncle Ming has a cold?"

"Mr. Nan appeared, and he always felt that there seemed to be some reason. ”

"I know......" Yuan Zewen said helplessly, "I just flew to Mars to have a look, I will never land, I will not touch Mars with a finger, and I will definitely leave the first opportunity to land on Mars to you!"

"What? Can't land on Mars, Brother Wen, don't be afraid, we have surrounded Mr. Nan, you go and land on Mars!"

"That's right, I've blindfolded Mr. Nan, you go and leave a footprint first!"

"Do you think I'm going to joke with my life? If I dare to land on Mars, maybe Nan will force me to land on the largest star in the solar system. ”

"Which is the largest star? Jupiter? Jupiter is gaseous. ”

"Upstairs you forgot, and the sun. ”

Everyone shuddered.

If I go, will I be thrown to the sun by Uncle Hades?

It's scary......

"Brother Wen, don't be afraid! Uncle Ming is just talking!"

"Hurry up, I want to watch the live broadcast landing on the sun!"

Yuan Zewen rolled his eyes, it's stupid to listen to you!