379 There are also fairies that are not good-looking
On several occasions, Wu Hai and Jin Feng passed by the city's most luxurious hotel, which contained a variety of tall restaurants that were recommended by the Tall Food Magazine.
Of course, the price is also very high.
Wu Hai raised his feet and was about to go inside, but was decisively rejected by Jin Feng.
Wu Hai: "Huh, why are you dragging me? You give me back your sleeve!"
Jin Feng: "I often buy goods, I know that these local tyrants are mainly expensive in terms of environment and service, which are all gimmicks, and the ingredients are actually no different from fly restaurants." And the things in the street stalls and shops are obviously better than those in the hotel, because what, down-to-earth!"
She said that she used to backpack some small towns in various provinces, and the street food mixed with fireworks and eaten while walking in her hand was definitely not concocted in a five-star, six-star, seven-star hotel, and what she ate was that natural and simple tone.
The three most frequently used phrases in Jinfeng backpacking are "how much", "come to a portion", and "delicious!"
Even if she travels abroad one day, learning these three sentences is enough for her.
But there are also inconveniences in eating alone.
For example, once, she sat in a fly restaurant in Xi'an, which was too small to eat, and she was so intoxicated that she didn't want it.
Suddenly, I felt that I hadn't eaten enough buns, so I got up and went to the window to ask the master for another one.
When she came back with the bun, she found that the mutton soup that she had only eaten half of just now had been taken away by the waiter who thought she had finished eating.
Although Jin Feng was very strong and said to the waiter that it was okay, in fact, he was grief-stricken, wanted to cry without tears, was overwhelmed by grief, and asked the sky speechlessly.
So after that, when she went out to travel, she called at least one friend to go with her, so that when she ran to the toilet after half of the meal, someone helped stop the diligent waiter and didn't let her take it!
Wu Hai laughed heartily, and couldn't help but think of picking up dreams.
Back then, she dressed up and followed herself to the food stall, refusing to sit and insisting on standing, she thought she was polite, but now that she thinks about it, it is nothing more than that the tables and chairs are dirty.
Although he said that he didn't mind eating food stalls, in fact, he didn't mind how much he minded, and he felt ashamed.
Wu Hai thought regretfully, there were so many clues at that time, why was he so stupid, why couldn't he see it at all?
He looked at Jin Feng, who was holding a meatloaf and munching on a meatloaf in front of him, and asked without paying attention to his image: "People say, 'My brother is cool, my brother is handsome, my brother is rich, and he can't walk when he sees my brother', and I'm just an ugly duckling, why do you fall in love with me? When I stand with my brother in the future, will you feel pressure?"
Jin Feng wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, giving him a big white eye.
"Where can your brother compare with you? Can your brother play the guitar? Can your brother write lyrics that touch people's hearts? Can your brother sing songs that make people hug the pillow in the middle of the night? Can your brother squat in the corner of the wall without the burden of celebrities? More importantly, will your brother have a chance to become a white swan in the future?"
Wu Hai thought about it seriously and said, "It shouldn't be." ”
Because his brother is already a swan.
"That's right," Jin Feng patted Wu Hai's brain case lightly, "These are the places I like about you, they are your unique places, and the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu can't compare to them, and I won't change the gold and silver mountains!"
Wu Hai, who was deeply moved, grinned so much that he couldn't be happier, and the millet porridge was about to flow out of the corners of his mouth, and he said indistinctly: "Enwa has no wave crows, and the crows are ashamed of Waga." ”
Jin Fengmian replied without changing his face: "Speak human words." ”
Wu Hai swallowed the porridge: "Come home with me, I want to scare my brother." ”
Jin Feng was so angry: "Am I so good-looking? Can I use it to scare your brother?"
Wu Hai: "No, no, no, you're good-looking, like a fairy daughter......"
He thought, I'm not lying, anyway, there are fairies who don't look good, Nuwa, Queen Mother of the West, they are said to be quite crazy.
Especially the Queen Mother of the West, according to records, leopard tail, tiger teeth, unkempt head, good at howling.
The whole child is a tigress.
Wu Hai: "I mean, my brother would be shocked to know that I had a girlfriend so soon and wanted to start a family. ”
Thinking of being able to scare his brother, Wu Hai is called an excited, this is called an eagerness to try.
Who made his brother so fat, and he didn't succeed in scaring Wushan when he grew so big.
Jin Feng: "Getting married, is it with me?"
Wushan was not frightened, but she scared Jin Feng, she didn't expect this day to come so quickly.
Sharing the table with them was an old couple in their seventies, who were sipping porridge in small sips, and when they heard their chat, they couldn't help but glance at them, shook their heads again and again, and felt full of emotion in their hearts-
Alas, the world is declining, look at today's young people, feelings are child's play, and they don't even know who they want to start a family with!
Wu Hai: "Of course it's with you, otherwise who else is it with?" Anyway, no one else looks down on me...... Didn't you say it all, if I fell from a tree and died, you would be widowed. ”
Jin Feng: "Ahh
Wu Hai had no choice but to knock on the table, which is a popular custom for people all over the world: "Then will you go home with me?"
Jin Feng replied very simply: "Go back, I'll see you sooner or later anyway!"
Wu Hai thought to himself, it's still our Jin Feng'er who is refreshing, I heard that the little white sister-in-law was entangled for a while before she went home to see my parents.
It is estimated that the average girl is entangled when she goes to the man's house for the first time, it should be my Jin Feng'er who is not an ordinary person, haha.
The owner of the meatloaf shop came over to add free boiled water to them in his busy schedule, and Wu Hai, who was extremely happy, grabbed his sleeve and said, "Boss, I want to write a song for your meatloaf!"
The boss knew him, not because he knew he was a celebrity, but because he always came, and he had a huge meal, and his face was not much different from a patty.
The boss squinted at Wu Hai: "Write a song for the meatloaf, wash and sleep." ”
Jin Feng was not happy, and tried his best to defend his male god + idol + boyfriend and said: "Don't you believe it? If he writes you a store song, your meatloaf must be exported to Europe and the United States!"
Boss: "Pull it down, it's spoiled to Europe and the United States." ”
Jin Feng felt the aunt's worry about the flexibility of this little boss: "Tut, now there is vacuum packaging." ”
Boss: "Vacuum packaging is useless, I heard that now even a meat star can't go abroad, and the customs inspection is strict." A few days ago, a gentleman came to eat meat cakes, saying that his son was studying abroad, and the beef jerky and fresh meat mooncakes he sent to his son were all confiscated by the customs!"
Seeing that he had a nose and eyes, Jin Feng believed: "Hmph, these customs must be hungry and want to keep them for themselves." ”
Boss: "Girl, do you think that other customs staff are so unproductive like you......"
The two were discussing the expansion of overseas mailing business with great interest, but Wu Hai next to him couldn't help the violent impact of inspiration on his soul, and began to hum by himself, without even hitting the manuscript.
After humming a few words, he found his senses, suddenly got up with straight eyes, rushed out the door without looking back, and retrieved his beloved guitar from the trunk.
When inspiration came, his whole person seemed to have entered another dimension, his eyes were straight, his knees were not bent when he walked, and the people around him looked at him like a zombie.
There is an endless stream of customers in the meatloaf shop, some eat in the table, some wait for a table, and some order takeout because they don't have a good seat, most of them are grassroots working people with low incomes, and some students are noisy and noisy. Their common characteristic is that they feel that it is too expensive to spend tens or hundreds or even thousands to fill their stomachs, and it is good to have good quality and low prices here.
At some point, a clear stream of music sounded from the noise, and the crowd soon fell silent, and everyone pricked up their ears and turned their heads.
I saw a chubby young man holding an acoustic guitar, playing and singing a ballad to himself with his eyes down, and his bald head seemed to have added an extra light bulb to the store under the miserable white fluorescent lamp.
"Meat stuffing, green onion, ginger, soy sauce, water/
Snow-white flour flies all over the sky/
A big pot and a little oil/
Crunchy, juicy, and tasteful/
Who said that happiness has to have LV/
Who said happy it's expensive/
The paradise I want is simple/
As long as I'm with you/
Take a bite of your baked meatloaf/
No matter how hard you work, you won't feel tired......"
Please substitute the tune of "Return from Target Shooting" by yourself.
Jin Feng's arms were propped up on the table, his hands were clasped together and his nose was covered, his heart was surging, that was called an undulating, and his eyes were full of little stars of worship when he looked at Wu Hai. This is the first time she has witnessed Wu Hai's creative process!
How could he come up with lyrics so quickly? How could he make up tunes at the speed of light?
Wu Hai, he must be the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing!
It's still that Edison, uh no, no, Einstein, no, no, Beethoven, yes, it should be Beethoven's reincarnation!
When the music ended, there was silence in the small storefront for two seconds, and a pin could be heard.
Then, surging applause rang out.
Some people slapped the table, some people knocked on the dishes with chopsticks, and some people shouted: "Sing well, be down-to-earth, and have another one! This is the music that belongs to our working people!"
Jin Feng is really proud of her man.
"One more, one more. ”
Wu Hai didn't twist either, he simply climbed onto the table and sang a few original ballads, most of which had not yet been released.
Because his lyrics are extremely colloquial and philosophical, the tune is extremely nice and catchy, and his sound quality is so good, this seems to be one of the few things in Wu Hai that can be compared to his own brother.
So the crowd boiled, and they all listened to him sing as if they had picked up a treasure.
Passers-by outside heard the good music from the open gate, and they all looked inside and squeezed in, and after coming in, they couldn't stand the fragrance, and they came to a cheap meatloaf to eat and listen to, so it invisibly increased the income of the meatloaf shop.
The boss was busy today, and for the first time he felt that it was time to ask the two guys who ran the hall to help.
didn't expect Wu Hai to sing this, so he sang directly to the small shop to close.
After finally sending the guests away, the boss held his hand with a pair of greasy and rough hands and said: "Big brother, I believe it, you really know how to sing, and you sing better than that what is really like the sea, or I will squeeze 800 yuan out of your teeth every month to you, and you will sing every day, will you?"
800?
Jin Feng's fists clenched, thinking to himself, this boss is too eyeless.
I used 800 yuan to fool my family's wealth and musical talent to catch up with Einstein's great talent! Oh no, it was Beethoven's musical talent!
Unexpectedly, Wu Hai didn't feel anything at all, and after listening, he patted the boss on the shoulder and said, "Come every day, I'm afraid I don't have time, but I'll come over when I'm free, and I don't want your money, just make everyone happy, okay?"