378 Mother Earth loves me too much

In the golden autumn of October, the forests are dyed, and the autumn leaves are crazy.

Other couples climb a mountain to enjoy the red leaves, the big hand holding the small hand and the left hand holding the right hand can be sweet, the girl accidentally steps on a small stone, you can also fall into the boy's arms with a bang, maybe you can get a princess to hug it.

What about the golden phoenix?

Sun Dasheng tossed and turned dishonestly, throwing the panting Wu Hai far away, and observing the terrain in front of him.

After the observation, she would also go back to Wu Hai very intimately, drag him or push him from behind, and give him the strength to climb.

However, her strength had little effect on Wu Hai's scale.

What's more, Wu Hai also asked to stop drinking saliva for a while, asked to stop for a snack for a while, peed in the bushes for a while, and had sore feet and itchy neck for a while, making it difficult for his old man to exercise.

Jin Feng didn't talk about him.

Others climb a hill that takes 2 hours to reach the top, they have to climb more than 4 hours. Sometimes, the people who started at the same time as them all went down the mountain, and they saw them still crawling not far from the starting point.

Wu Hai asked the people: "Driver, how far is it to the top of the mountain?"

Some people honestly said: "At your speed, brother, it would be good to be able to arrive the day after tomorrow." ”

Wu Hai almost sat on the ground when he heard this.

Some people were soft-hearted and encouraged him: "It's not far away, half an hour, come on." ”

As a result, he only walked 100 meters in half an hour, basically as if he had not moved in the same place.

In this way, Wu Hai seems to be very similar to a small animal like a sloth.

Halfway through walking, Jin Feng suddenly had a thought: "Let's compete to climb trees?"

Wu Hai was stunned, Master Guiguzi said that he should use his own strengths and attack his weaknesses, but we are not good at climbing trees!

But Jin Feng is not an enemy, and besides, he doesn't want to say that he doesn't dare in front of the girl he likes, what's the big deal about crawling, so he swallowed his saliva and accepted the challenge.

They each found an old tree on the side of the road, not far apart, not too high, and the thick branches on the top stretched out in all directions, and after climbing up, they could sit and look at the beautiful scenery in the woods, just like childhood memories.

Nowadays, however, the only thing that can be seen is the hairstyle of nearby tourists, such as braids, pear blossoms, meatballs, mushrooms, and instant noodles...... How colorful.

Although Wu Hai also had many trees to climb in his childhood, he never managed to reach the top due to his weight problems and motor coordination.

"Phew, phew. ”

Wu Hai rolled up his sleeves, spat and rubbed it in his palm very professionally, and posed as a little expert in tree climbing.

He used to see people like this before they climbed trees (especially his brother).

When I was a child, there were many fruit trees in my own home, except for ginseng fruits and peaches that knot once every 1,000 years, there were all rare and exotic fruits, but they were all brothers and family members who climbed up and picked them vigorously, and they disappeared after two swishs.

Wu Hai, the little chubby dun who lacked exercise, was like a man for ten years, tenaciously holding a basket under the tree to play the role of receiving fruit, and he also said eloquently, "There is no distinction between high and low in revolutionary work, so the fruit you pick must have mine!"

"Okay, here you go!"

If Wu Shan is naughty, a soft persimmon aims and drags it on his head, Wu Hai will be able to taste the sweetness of the fruit in advance - the juice will go from the top of his head to his mouth, and then Wu Hai will be taken away by a bunch of housekeepers, and tragically thrown into the bathtub to be rinsed countless times, and Wu Hai's mournful wail can be heard from the bathtub - "Give me back the persimmon!"

At this time, Jin Feng in front of him smiled and didn't speak, and took out a whistle from his bag.

The bags of people's soft girl paper are full of cosmetics and cute little things, she has whistles in her bag, and the little stones she thinks are good-looking picked up on the road.

Jin Feng blew loudly, and the two of them began to climb the tree at the same time.

In Jinfeng's hometown, Gongjia Village, there are many big locust trees, which are the childhood memories of generations of Gongjia villagers.

Every year in that season, the locust tree flowers hang on the tree like bunches of snow grapes, and the fragrance wafts for thousands of miles, and the children begin to sniff from afar.

When I got closer, I took off my sleeves and shoes, and I chased me to the tree, and put the flower with green buds at the end directly into my mouth, sweet taste, beautiful memory. Of course, you can also take it home and let your mother make dumplings.

Therefore, Jin Feng has practiced a good kung fu of climbing trees.

Two minutes later, she was sitting nimbly on the branch like a monkey, her "little African pigtails" flicking happily, and the small metal jewelry she wore tinkled and glittered as the sun shone through the cracks in the leaves.

Her two 35-yard feet dangled in the air, leisurely, but unfortunately there were no more acacia flowers to eat.

Looking down, her Wu Hai was still scratching the tree on the ground.

He has tried his best, but he doesn't know how to be a miracle horse, he always falls off just after climbing more than 1 meter, so he has to sweat profusely and sigh: "Alas, it must be Mother Earth who loves me too much, and she is reluctant to let me leave her!"

When the golden phoenix on the branch heard this, she laughed so hard that the flowers and branches trembled, leaning forward and closing back.

Wu Hai looked up and was really worried: "Feng'er, don't be happy, you pay attention not to fall......"

Before the words fell, Jin Feng was about to fall down, so frightened that Wu Hai's soul was gone, and the small universe exploded, running at the speed of light, with wide arms to pick her up.

Fortunately, the old tree was not too tall in the first place, and her clothes were hooked on other branches, plus she herself was also flexible and improvised, grasping as much as she could, and trying to cushion as much as possible, so in the end it fell gently.

To be exact, it slowly smashed on Wu Hai's human flesh pad, so it was unharmed, and it was quite comfortable to sit softly under the buttocks.

And Wu Hai was miserable, he was smashed by the girl who fell from the sky and was motionless on all fours, spread on the ground like a piece of paper, and couldn't speak for a long time.

Jin Feng pulled him hard embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Wu Hai, you're still alive, right?"

"Well, my flesh hasn't grown in vain, and it came in handy today. ”

After a while, Wu Hai slowly got up, leaving a pit in place. The large intestine, small intestine and stomach or something start peristalsis again.

When I looked down, I was surprised to see that my belly was a lot smaller, and it was flattened like a cutting board, and even my brother's lower abdomen was not so flat, because people had six-pack abs.

After Jin Feng repeatedly confirmed that his arms and legs could move, his brain was not stupid, and the little cock was still there, he was moved to "snap" and pat his big face: "Why do you say you are so desperate? What if I smash you into a meatloaf, what do you tell me? Do you want me to be widowed!"

Wu Hai felt the temperature of Jin Feng's little hand touching his facial skin, and said with a smile: "The meatloaf is good, the meatloaf is fragrant, and it must be stuffed with pork and green onions." Let's go, let's not climb the mountain, brother will take you to eat meatloaf!"

Jin Feng immediately vetoed: "Pull it down, aren't we here to climb the mountain just to lose weight for you? and eat meatloaf? Then don't you climb in vain for half a day?"

Wu Hai said again: "How can you have the strength to lose weight if you don't eat enough?"

Jin Feng urged Wu Hai to lose weight, not because he was fat and unsightly, but mainly out of the perspective of being responsible for his health.

Jin Feng is engaged in the pastry making industry, and he also has some research on nutrition, and usually has to look at the ingredient list before eating to calculate the calorie intake.

But it is a great blessing in the world to be able to eat a full meal after climbing the mountain tired and wheezing, anyway, they climbed for a few hours and were not far from the starting point, and it was convenient to go down the mountain.

The two drove Wu Hai's car to a small but popular meat patty shop that Wu Hai loved.

His car has been replaced, but he still hasn't changed to a luxury car, and has replaced it with a 4-year-old second-hand affordable car, because the original one has finally been scrapped.

After waiting for a long time, I finally shared a small table with someone.

I waited for 10 minutes, and I almost didn't die of the fragrance.

Before entering the door, Wu Hai planned to eat only two meatloaf to satisfy his hunger, but after 10 minutes, he changed his mind and planned to eat 8. Here's how he explained it: If you eat enough of it once, maybe you will get tired of it, and you won't have to eat it next time?

After finally sitting down, in addition to a large plate of pork and green onion cakes stacked high in front of them, they also had a bowl of golden and fragrant millet porridge in front of them, and a small plate of cucumbers, laba garlic and other side dishes.

Wu Hai smacked his mouth and shook his head and said, "The meatloaf is porridge, and the more you eat, the more you have." If there is, there is nothing better than meatloaf?

When he drank porridge, he didn't care about his image at all, and his sucking voice was big, just because of this, he was always told by his mother when he was dining at home, and in addition to being told that he was also kicked under the table by Wu Tianxing.

In the Wu family's mansion, he can't make a sound when he drinks porridge, he can't make a sound when he touches the plates and bowls with a knife and fork, he can't speak when there is something in his mouth, so many rules, eating a meal is simply his uncle's exhaustion, so he doesn't like to eat at home, he would rather say that he is not hungry, and then steal some food from the kitchen to his room later, and put his feet on the table to eat happily.

The aroma of the food is accompanied by the smell of stinky feet, which is called a sour!

In front of Jin Feng, Wu Hai didn't have these worries, because Jin Feng's voice drinking porridge was actually louder than him, seeing that she was old and fragrant when she ate! Eating with her, no matter what she ate, it was fragrant, so Wu Hai, the leader of the slightly fat world, gradually consolidated his position.

Xiaobai's food is also fragrant, but it is still different from Jinfeng. Jin Feng eats quickly and refreshingly, drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in large pieces, while Xiaobai chews deliciously and enjoys his expression extremely much.

In short, in this day and age, there are really not many good restaurants with such a good conscience that make things so delicious, give such a large amount, and have such a fair price!

He and Jin Feng are both ordinary people who can't be found in the crowd on the outside, and they don't pursue material comforts too much, and the food and atmosphere in this greasy and cramped fly restaurant can make them very happy and satisfied.

Jin Feng has no opinion at all about coming here to eat, and always says that the real food is in the people.