"Ah, if I fail, I'll run away. No matter how fervently they call me from behind, I won't look back. ”

Qin Luo moistened his throat with saliva, after all, he had been talking like this all the time, and his mouth was a little dry, but when he saw that the audience was all looking at him eagerly, all that bit of dry mouth was forgotten, and then he said, "I ran to a small alley, and I was walking forward, when I suddenly heard someone shouting: Your Majesty." ”

"Who?" Qin Luo looked shocked and looked back.

"Your Majesty. ”

"Where?" Qin Luo looked left and right again, "I wondered: I haven't come back for so many years, giving me such a noble title? ”

At this moment, there was a bang, and a pot of vegetable soup poured on my head. There was a woman standing above, pointing at me and scolding, let you avoid it, don't avoid it, should, pour you to death. ”

"Poof. ”

"Hahahahaha. ”

"It turns out that Your Majesty is not Your Majesty, but to avoid it. ”

"Your Majesty just doesn't avoid it, should, pour it on you, hahaha. ”

Many of the audience at the scene laughed forward and backwards, laughing nonstop.

Fortunately, the audience listened to the opinions of the "seniors" this time, and did not eat snacks or drink water on the way to watch, otherwise they would definitely squirt out.

As for going to the toilet, such a good-looking talk show, there is no urine point in the whole process, what kind of toilet do you go to?!!

I have to hold my urine urgently, and I am reluctant to leave half a step, otherwise I will miss a lot of excitement.

Many viewers silently thought in their hearts, and it seemed that they should advise the audience behind them to bring their own diapers when they came to the scene in the future.

In the first row of the audience, several people in the program team were very satisfied with this effect.

But there is also a deep doubt.

"Didn't Qin Luo say that he forgot to write the manuscript?, then what he said was all improvised on stage?" Xu Yun's eyes were full of surprise and appreciation.

"He didn't use our manuscript, but he didn't compile it. "Peaches have a tendency to incarnate Qin Luo's little fan girl," Qin Luo is so good. ”

"Huh. He Huan finally let go of the heart that had been hanging, "Perhaps, he is really a genius born for this industry." ”

On stage, the excitement continues.

"Is this fate, or does it look bad?" Qin Luo then said, "When I walked out of the small alley, I saw an old man, a white beard, a fairy wind and a bone sitting there, and a bamboo tube on the small white table and small white cloth, this is a fortune teller." I remembered the hexagram that my grandmother asked the master to calculate when she was a child. ”

"Then I'll shake it for myself, maybe it's a little more effective. Immediately, I walked over, picked up the bamboo tube and started shaking. Qin Luo said while performing the appearance of shaking the bamboo tube, "Biu, drop out a stick." I picked it up and looked at it, but there were no words on it. ”

"I wondered, and immediately took the wordless sign and handed it to the master, master, you will calculate my career for me?"

The master glared at me and shook his head without speaking. ”

"Then master, do you count my love?"

The master still stared at me and shook his head without speaking. ”

"It's okay to calculate my life, right?"

"The master spoke this time, one word: get out. ”

"I was angry at the time, you count, you don't count, you don't count, why let me go?"

"The master said angrily: I'll set a breakfast, what are you doing shaking my chopsticks?!!"

"Poof!"

"Hey, my stomach hurts from laughter. ”

"Nima, you think of the breakfast seller as a fortune teller. You're blind. ”

My chin came out with a smile. ”

A female audience member smiled and leaned back and back, wearing a pair of glasses on the bridge of her nose, and accidentally laughed off.

There was also a female audience member who burst into tears and laughed, and sure enough, the woman was made of water.

Qin Luo also laughed, and waited until the applause faded before continuing, "If life is like a play, I always laugh, if life is like a poem, I always stutter, if life is like a song, I always go out of tune, if life is like a dream, I can't sleep." ”

"If I want to change this state of my life, there has to be one person: Bole. It's the boss, that is, the director. He can give me a good job, provide a good working environment, and change my life, right?"

"Yes. ”

"It's coming, it's finally time to start filming the director's sycophants. ”

"Hehe, I'll just wait and see how you shoot. ”

Many people cheered up again and listened attentively to Qin Luo's talk about his "way of sycophancy".

"Our director doesn't look good-looking, but he is young and promising, and he is a good person, he drove to work at the age of thirty-nine, and his appearance has increased a lot. ”

"When I saw it, I felt very envious, so I said to the director: Director, you are really too successful, you will drive a big run at the age of thirty-nine, you will have a successful career, and you will marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law. ”

"The director is a good person, so he comforted me, patted me on the shoulder, and said earnestly: Qin Luo, don't worry, you can work hard for me for a year this year, make "Tonight's Happy Show" bigger and better, and I can change to a Porsche next year. ”

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha, is this a fart of the director? Isn't this still hurting the director. Qin Luo, do you still want to do it?"

"That's what you mean by directing people? I really believe in your evil. ”

"I can understand that Qin Luo is not filming the director's sycophants at all, this is still hurting him. ”

"It's over, Qin Luo finished recording this episode, I'm afraid he will be fired by the director. ”

The audience burst into laughter, many applauded, and some craned their necks to look at the director's position in the first row, wanting to see what color his face was at the moment.

He Huan's face at this time was red - angry.

"This Qin Luo is addicted to making fun of me, I really think I don't dare to fire him. He Huan gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"Hehe, for the sake of the show, for the sake of the overall situation, you, the director, will sacrifice your personal reputation. Xu Yun comforted him and said.

"Do you think that the change of director to Porsche has anything to do with me? When I look at my salary, I can't even afford to buy a Porsche. Then I'll have to raise it a bit, but I'm too embarrassed to tell the director directly. Qin Luo continued to shoot the director's "sycophant", "I thought of a way to buy a cup, and there were three words written on it: salary increase." It's placed on the corner of the table, facing the door of the director's office, and you can see it when you come out. If he can't see it, I specially reminded him: Director, do you want to drink water?"

The next day, the director came out and took a cup, and three words were written on it: Don't do it. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"If the director is good, he will not be given a salary increase. ”

"After Qin Luo finishes recording this episode, the director will send him a word: Get out!"