I'm grass, then your idea is really enough, it can be said that you are completely sassy at home, farting is not it, this guy finally went out on a date, and he especially met a married woman, who made the family "bang", is it all in vain Your very gorgeous clothes? I couldn't help but laugh after listening to Xiao Meng.

You laugh a few times, is it so funny, I don't care about all this, after all, that girl is still desperately trying to stop it, otherwise it would be easy for me to fart in my brain, fortunately buddy I have practiced, otherwise I will not be able to escape the siege of more than 20 big men, Xiao Meng glanced at me and said.

There are more than 20 big men, why don't you say that you singled out a hundred muscular men, and brought three special forces, how imposing it is, blowing out that cow is more powerful than that, you can't blow it like this, there is no energy at all, you listen to me, you will blow it like this in the future, you ran out of the crowd with a stove hook, what do you think, Lei Ye asked with his teeth.

No, I'll take a hairy egg stove hook, I'm going to barbecue, I told you that you still don't believe it, yes, don't you know what kind of strength I have? Can three or five young men get close to me? I don't beat them with a set of seven wounds? It's really interesting, and they look down on me, Xiao Meng muttered.

You can pull a few down, don't brag about it, I'm listening to you brag now, my cheeks are swollen, I'm finally delaying it for two days, and you give me this whole show again, just like you, the three of you are enough to beat a guy, you still want to beat three? Three old men pushing wheelchairs, Lei Ye pouted after listening.

Forget it, I won't fight with you anymore, believe it or not, anyway, I know my strength very well, and it was not in vain in Shaolin Temple back then, Xiao Meng said to himself, quite a state of neurosis.

"Oh..... believe in you, if we believe in you, then we are Shabi. ”

Then why did you come back, did that little girl take a taxi to bring you back?" I asked with a smile.

"Grass, send a few handfuls, didn't send me at all, I walked back by myself, after beating me, the little girl let the hairy monster drag away, and there was no resistance, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. ”

"Why didn't you take a taxi back?"

"Fart, I'm like that, how can I be in the mood to take a taxi, I don't think about being alone on this road, facing the cold wind, holding a beer in my hand, I want to get drunk and relieve the pain and sadness in my heart. ”

"Are you drunk, then?"

"Nope..."

“…..”

Zhang Feng, don't listen to this tiger than talking, you are easy to follow the tiger after listening for a long time, Lei Ye interjected, think about it, the weather was very cold yesterday, and it was more than minus 20 during the day, and it was easy to freeze when he took a breath, and he especially wanted to drink beer outside, so don't you pull the calf;

The lips must not be glued to you, the cold stuff drinks the inside of your stomach, you are not afraid of freezing your duodenum, and drinking beer, I dislike ice teeth when I drink cold water in the house, Xiao Meng, can we talk normally, we are still friends, if you are pulling calves like this, then I will definitely whip you with a big neck.

"......" Xiao Meng blinked, his eyes didn't squeak.

My little brother Meng, you can pay attention next time, Ao, let's inquire before we go on a date, don't have a partner, don't you belong to digging the foot of the wall, being a junior, if you say it in a more ugly way, then you belong to carrying someone behind someone's back to break their shoes, how ugly it is to spread out, it makes people laugh, isn't it? I took a puff of cigarette and patted my shoulder.

"Why didn't I inquire clearly, she told me, saying that she had no object, and she was still single, and I didn't expect such a hairy monster to come out halfway, I'm really speechless, do you know what I can't accept the most?"

"What? Are you the junior?" Lei Ye asked curiously. ”

, when my brother is a little junior, that dead long-haired monster actually said that I was ugly, that I was dressed a little like a psychopath? Why did I have such a tasteful person actually call me mentally ill and ugly, am I really what they say? Xiao Meng pointed to himself.

"Hmm..."

"Ugly"

"Psychosis .."

I'm grassy, what kind of vision do you have, do you understand fashion? It's really impossible to communicate with your group of people, I really can't figure it out, what kind of vision does such a beautiful little girl like to be so ugly?

At this time, Qi Tian spoke: Xiao Meng, did you say that person was particularly ugly?

Yes, Xiao Meng nodded. ”

"Is it uglier than you?"

"What, what are you talking about, you actually say that you are uglier than me, how handsome I am, that guy is called ugly, I am afraid of being ugly, I don't dare to look at him directly. ”

"Can you describe it?"

That's longer than the look, I don't know how to describe it, the hair is almost up to the ears, the long one is called a black, like a black coal block, the mouth is the same as a hippopotamus, I can see a mouth, the nose is the same as Bajie, I want to take the green onion and stick it into her nose, Xiao Meng said while making a vicious expression.

"Grass, are you describing people in particular, it seems to be the legendary four, listening to you is like listening to a pig, it makes people unbelievable, it seems that I will try to talk to you less in the future, I feel that my IQ is deeply suppressed now, Qi Tian rubbed his head with a headache. ”

"Where did you two get caught up in that hairy monster you mentioned?" I asked Xiao Meng. ”

"On the other side of the stadium. ”

As soon as I hear you say this, I want to give you two big-eared thunderbolts, what are you going to do on the side of the stadium on a date, I've heard of it for the first time, are you going to go to that single and parallel bars sport, or are you two going to play football?

", what the hell, her house lives over there, I don't think about my own gentleman, I'll pick her up, and then go to the city together, I knew that I wouldn't be a gentleman, how good it would be to let her go to the city directly, maybe I'm done with her all by now, hey, it's so disturbing to think about it." ”

"The... You deserve to be cleaned up, and you think about your crotch all day long, and at such a young age, you think about it all day long, and you will have it in the future? ”

Young people, don't you take advantage of your youth to be chic, when you get old, you have a fart, even if I can do it, I don't have the passion I have now, at that time, did I let me watch the old lady wearing stockings and high heels to tempt me?

Xiao Meng said that the stadium is that we are Beishan, belonging to the North District, there is a mountain behind it, so it is commonly known as Beishan, and 20 years ago, Beishan was definitely a rich area, but with the passage of time and economic development, it has gradually declined, the development is relatively slow, and it is not very prosperous, so it is okay.

There are a lot of people living near the stadium, usually there is an event in the city will be held in the stadium, and there is a park nearby, usually it is very lively, but it is also very chaotic, fights or something is too common, and there are also a lot of foot massage shops and hair washing on that side;

There's also a school that's basically all girls.,A lot of little bastards in society will go to find a partner on that side.,It can be said that it's a quasi-bar.,There's a shortage of old men there.,Look at it at night.,It's all little girls who come out of that school.,A water of water.,It looks particularly enjoyable.,There are all kinds of dresses.。

"Then you were beaten, and your little netizen didn't say anything to you? ”

Explained, can you not explain, said that they had been together before, but they hadn't been in touch for a long time, and I didn't know what was going on, and I was met by him today, and she called me for this, and I cried, I'm still very distressed, Xiao Meng replied.

"....I don't know, what about the dog, who believes it, when who is Shabi, isn't this obviously just playing with you, you still feel sorry for others, why are you so many tiger bi, grass, let people be monkeys to play hard? Qi Tian scolded. ”

"Brother Tian, what are you talking about, why are you still scolding me for being a dog, but I really feel that the little girl is not lying to me, and I see a trace of clarity in her eyes, special innocence, not adulterated at all, really, do you believe in my vision? She is definitely a good girl, but that long-haired monster is doing bad things, Xiao Meng said very seriously. ”

Do you think you are a fortune teller, even pigs can understand this matter, and you are still stupid to analyze it yourself, do you say that it is Zhang Feng? Qi Tian turned his head and asked me. ”

"Hmm... Yes, indeed, pigs can see that the little girl is playing tricks on you, I nodded. ”

"Did you see it, even Zhang Feng knows, what else do you have to say?"

"Huh.."

"Haha."

“……….”

Lei Ye and Confused both laughed quietly, and even the other people in the toilet laughed along, I still wondered, what were they laughing at, Hula suddenly remembered,

"Brother Tian, this is your mistake, how can you say that I am a pig?" I scratched my head and asked. ”

“…… Eh, I'm sorry Ha Zhang Feng, I was a little short circuited just now, I was bad, I wanted to greet the confused, but I didn't expect to greet you, Qi Tian said with a smile. ”

Oh, I see, no wonder, I don't think I'm a pig either, I nodded in satisfaction. ”

My eyes widened in ..... confusion and I shook my head. ”