Chapter 233: Pump You to a Concussion

"Oh, mom, I'm even more embarrassed when you say that, in fact, I know that I am quite good, but I didn't expect you to praise me so well, that goddess, just now you said that you like ruffians, are you hinting at me something? Actually, I also like white girls like you, and soft girls, I squinted my eyes and asked. ”

"Hmph... You think too much, I don't mean that, I just like it, and I don't mean you, why are you so thick-skinned, it's too self-indulgent, Yang Tianshu glanced at me. ”

"Uh...... Well, I'm a little embarrassed, but it's nothing, because I believe in my hunch. ”

"Heh....you have a hunch, slowly hunch, what do you mean by soft girls just now? Why don't I understand it?"

"It's the ....... yours isn't, I'm talking about softness is your character, it's very soft, like a marshmallow, sweet, I like to describe you like that, it feels more suitable." ”

"Oh, so that's the case, Yang Tianshu nodded. ”

I looked at Yang Tianshu and nodded suspiciously, I breathed a sigh of relief, I almost confided just now, but I couldn't let her know that I secretly sniffed her feet that day, and I touched her chest when I was asleep, and I also made it to her once, but it made me feel bad.

Only I know about this matter, no one has said it, I have to keep it secret, if Yang Tianshu knows, that guy will not be able to hold a kitchen knife all over the playground to chase me, but then again, her little feet are really fragrant, I also took a bite, then it is quite soft.

All morning, I was reminiscing about the scene when we slept together, I laughed from time to time, so that Li Yuan next to me looked at me like Shabi, and asked me fifteen times: What are you laughing at, what are you doing, tell me to search well, let me be happy and happy, okay? I see that you are so happy to laugh, and I also want to share your joy.

Let me decisively refuse, this kind of thing is still shared, other happy things can tell you a few words, so confidential, such a precious thing I can still share with you?

In the past few days, Zhu Chen has listened to the stop, and he hasn't seen any movements, basically except for class, he just runs out to smoke every day, and he hasn't come to poke me, but if you don't poke me, it doesn't mean that I don't poke you, there were some things in the past, but now it's not good, I have to clean you up.

At noon, the three of us went out to have a meal, and then very reluctantly went to Zhang Qi's dormitory, as soon as I entered, I was completely stunned, a few of them sat together and ate hot pot, that guy is full of room smell, I can't open my eyes as soon as I enter, it's all water vapor.

"I'm grass, you can live a small life, and you can eat hot pot? This is treating the dormitory as your home? Aren't you afraid that the dormitory teacher will clean you up?" I sat on the bed with a smile and asked. ”

"Nonsense, of course it's our home, we pay hundreds of yuan a year for accommodation, and we don't want to eat some hot pot, the food in the canteen is the same as pig food, we can't eat it, have you eaten, come and eat some together, there is beer, Zhang Qi greeted us with sweat on his face. ”

"We're all done, go out to eat a boxed lunch, you eat, while saying that I lay on the pillow, I felt a stinky smell, I lifted the pillow to see, Nima's, five pairs of big black socks neatly placed under the pillow, all of them are very hard, the sheets are dried out of the sock pattern. ”

"Whose bed is this, what are you doing with so many socks stuffed under the pillows, what are you going to do to dry socks," I asked speechlessly. ”

"Hey, hey... Mine, it's been a long time, and I've forgotten to wash it, Huzi raised his head and said with a smile, and poured a sip of beer into his mouth. ”

Grass, Huzi, you are really disgusting, my opinion of you has been lowered by a notch now, it turns out that you are on the horizon, and now you go directly to the pit, what, Li Yuan, I won't sit anymore, you lie on Huzi's bed.

", why don't you lie down, it's all old stinky socks, you dislike it yourself, you still let me lie there, why are you so good at playing, don't say that you kid has a lot of eyes, you have a lot of eyes, you have a special routine at every turn, I want to stay away from you, Li Yuan pouted and turned over directly to the shop. ”

"Damn, I'm so unhappy if you talk like this, how can I have a routine for you, I'm not feeling sorry for you, I see that your waist is not very good recently, I want to let you lie down for a while, you see that you still say that I routines you, you talk so much to make me sad, now my heart is about to break, I covered my chest and walked over and said. ”

"Yes, live a few times, you will lose it, why don't you get a bridge for you all of a sudden, you still say that my waist is not good, I am not good, this waist pole is rattled firm, sit-ups are three or five hundred for him nothing, I see that you seem to have a bad waist, you will hammer your waist if you have nothing to do in class, is it a second dog?" Li Yuan asked the second dog standing at the door. ”

"Well, there is no problem with what you say, I agree with it, I can prove that Zhang Feng's waist is not very good, I have known since I was a child, I ran to the hospital twice in three days, all kinds of acupuncture and fire therapy, I heard that it is congenital impotence and premature ejaculation, I can't raise my head in this life, and it is a lot to reach two seconds, Ergouzi said with a serious face. ”

"I'll go to your grandma's, why are you congenital impotence and premature ejaculation, your whole family is here, buddy's physical fitness is very good, there is nothing wrong with it, I told you that you had better stay away from me in the morning, you know?"

"Why?"

"What's wrong?"

"Do you have bad breath and are you afraid of smoking us?"

“………….”

I'm a day, what do you want to do, what kind of bad breath smokes you, my mouth is a poison gas bomb, I'm afraid you are too close to me, when I get up in the morning, I accidentally pump it on your brain, and I am pulling out a concussion for you, especially Li Yuan and Ergouzi, it is easy to draw a mark on the two of you.

"Braggart ratio. ”

"Pull the calf. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

“………”

This bull is blowing to you, it's really loud, your thing is nunchucks, can swing left and right, can you also pull out a concussion, I want to laugh when I think about it, I can stand up with a towel, I will count you as a cow, the second dog tidied up his hairstyle and said with a smile.

"Grass, you don't believe me, you two are waiting for this morning, you two squat on my crotch, see if I can pull out a concussion for the two of you, it's easy to get you two out of the way, I said with my teeth bared. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

"I don't believe it either. ”

“……….”

Okay, you three don't talk about calves there, what's the use of studying that thing, you don't have anywhere to use, we don't squeak a few of the big men who practice sports, you also blow it yourself, we can all run with dumbbells, hurry up and eat hot pot, quack fragrant, Zhang Qi threw a piece of mutton into his mouth and said hello.

"I don't eat, I'm not hungry... I shook my head. ”

"I'm eating, I'm so hungry, I want to eat hot pot, I want to drink, Ergouzi directly dragged a stool from the door and sat down, holding the whirlwind chopsticks to click is a god meal, and then shouted at Li Yuan, who was sitting on the top bunk: Li Yuan, don't you come down on the hour? ”

In addition, I also clicked on the hour, Li Yuan jumped down with a "poof", and also joined the team eating hot pot. ”

The whole of my hara, "Bang Bang" to flow out, no, hungry to death, this group of calves is definitely deliberate, I also walked over with a chair: you string it on both sides, make room for me, a little squeezed.

"Don't you want to eat?" Zhang Qi asked with a smile. ”

"Grass, I don't want to eat it, the movement of your mouth is too loud, I can't control myself a little, I put a large piece of mutton in my mouth and chewed it, it's really a few handfuls of fragrant, it's enjoyable." ”

It's not appropriate to do this a long time ago, still pretending calves there, this is still a while before the class time, on the hour, Zhang Qi took out the beer from under the table and put it on the table, we picked it up and poured it "coo-dong".

……

On the other side, in the toilet outside the school, two boys are talking.

Recently, that kid has been jumping very happily.,I think it's a little bit of a way to get up.,I have to suppress it.,The banner in his class can't do it.,There's no strength at all.,The boy who squatted and said.。

Indeed, it's a little bit of a mess, you have to clean it up, and one day fix him, the boy who was standing took a puff of cigarette and replied softly.

"Okay, then it's decided, clean him up another day, this looks like it's going to be a holiday, try to knock him down before the holiday, um...."poof" ....... "dong" A series of movements The boy pulled out a child's arm-thick and fell into the pit. ”

"Oh my grass, your firepower is very fierce, what are you doing with "ping pong", is it a ditch? The smoking boy said with a smile. ”

"Fuck, I've had a bit of a problem with the food I've eaten in the past two days, I'm a little dry in my large intestine, and I can't pull it out for half a day, and I was a little strained just now, it seems to have collapsed on me, and I feel like my ass is full of shit soup?"

"Damn, it's really disgusting, you can quickly wipe it with paper," the smoking boy said disgustedly. ”

"Damn, I forgot to get the paper, you go buy me a newspaper, huh...... Burst...... Knock ....."

You're not done yet, it's on again, you're not afraid of breaking your mouth, I'm also convinced of you, you dare to run out and without paper, the smoking boy muttered a few speechless sentences and walked out of the toilet and ran to the supermarket....