Chapter 362: My master works for nothing
"Zhang Luoguo, I'm grassy, this name is okay, is it so ruthless, as far as I know, as long as there are these two words in history, they are all big officials, or they are legendary martial arts masters, just take out one, it must be a famous figure on the rivers and lakes, then this master of yours must be a character of the bull?"
Then you see, it must be, of course my master is a bullish character, and his status in the circle is particularly affirmed, and he gives a thumbs up, really, I don't lie at all, even if my peers see it, then they have to be respected, you say it's not amazing, it's over, right? Li Yuan said with a glorious face.
Well, that's not what's wrong, it must be very powerful, isn't it good to say, this peer is all enemies, your master is praised by your peers, it must be two brushes in your hands, I'm also very curious now, what kind of powerful person is your master, I nodded and said.
Hehe, you can rest assured about this, I will definitely give you the opportunity to meet my master, this matter will be wrapped up in me, and if I let my master guide you twice, exercise your breath or something, then you are also a good seedling, I have also heard you sing, it is very suitable, it must not be wrong, and your musical literacy will be the same as me in a few years.
Uh....then I'll thank you, you'll bother a lot, but I still don't want to be like you, I'm just good at my own appearance, your singing voice is really a little unsuitable for me, it's a little too shocking, I smiled awkwardly.
Ha ha... I can understand, after all, my voice is still quite special, and my singing skills can not be learned in a day or two, there is no three or five years that cannot be comprehended at all, you should know this, you just be yourself, after all, you are unique, Li Yuan thought for a while and said.
I smiled and nodded, this Li Yuan is so interesting, I couldn't help asking: By the way, Li Yuan, I remember you said before, you have studied with other teachers, you now have a teacher, why do you have so many teachers, aren't you afraid that there are too many teachers, and the learning is a little messy?
Li Yuan paused slightly, and then said: Actually, I have been confused about this problem before, but after years of thinking and experimenting, I have summed up a set of methods that can completely avoid this kind of problem in me, otherwise I would not be so good.
I'm Cao, this guy is really shameless, he even gasped for two sentences of praise, this Li Yuan is really shameless, this cheek is too thick, it is really a five-body throw that I admire, and now the thickness of Li Yuan's cheek is not inferior to Xiao Meng at all, it can be said that he can compete with Xiao Meng.
"Then what is your method? Tell me, I have confusion in this area now, you see, now we study so many subjects, and there are so many teachers to teach classes, it is completely chaotic, each teacher's teaching method is different, I think my learning has dropped a lot, I especially need your method to save me. ”
Li Yuan rolled his eyes after listening, and then said: This is all trivial, you see, each teacher's method is different, you just accept it slowly, and then make a summary after class, it won't take long for you to get used to it, my method is definitely very useful.
In fact, after asking this question, I regretted it very much, I don't know what kind of academic performance Li Yuan is, that is the last few grades, it is second only to Malaysia, what kind of grades do I have, that is average, I actually asked Li Yuan's method? Is there something wrong with my brain?
Li Yuan's answer made me feel speechless for a while, what kind of answer is this? Does it help me, this is completely nonsense, does this still need him to say, is he a fool to know? Even I know it, no, how can I say that, am I not as good as a fool?
It's over, my IQ is now a calf, and I scolded myself in disguise, and I also helped myself deeply, all blame Li Yuan, my IQ was a little low, what kind of IQ was I in the past, what a smart young man, look at it now, I'm a complete fool.
"No, Brother ....., this is the method you told me, this doesn't seem to be anything, isn't this nonsense?" I asked speechlessly.
That's right, this is my method, what's wrong? It's just that you don't understand it yourself, you shouldn't blame me, Li Yuan muttered unhappily, as if he had been wronged.
I'm speechless, how does this seem to be my own fault, is it my own ability to understand? I feel like I'm right, I didn't understand wrong, forget it, don't dwell on this problem.
"Si .......... ha, the weather outside today is really cold, it's going to freeze me to death, this big snot is slippery, my feet are numb, and now the inside of these shoes is sweating, my socks are so frozen and hard, it's really uncomfortable," Li Yuan wiped a handful of big snot and said.
Oh, I'm grassy, big brother, what can you say is disgusting, no, the socks are frozen, what's the matter, your feet are fountains, and you can still bub water, look at your big snot, it seems to be two big yellow dragons, it's really disgusting to get home, it's almost time to catch up with the noodles, I glanced at Li Yuan, it was really disgusting.
You go to the side for me, why are you so disgusting, it's really buried, it's like you're not human, can't you feel it in such a cold weather? Don't your feet sweat? Don't you have a big nose, you grew up eating whole grains, what kind of little angel are you pretending to be with me here, Li Yuan spit a mouthful of big sticky phlegm on the ground, that's as vulgar as it is.
Okay, big brother, don't tell me, my fault, my fault, I said the wrong thing, we are all human beings, I hurriedly waved my hand and didn't talk to Li Yuanqiang, I guess now Li Yuan's brain may be blinded, and he can't communicate at all.
"Hey.. You said that it was so cold outside now, why did you say that the two little girls didn't seem to feel it at all, you look at what that guy was nagging you about, it was hot, it was called a fierce one, as if they were arguing about some important issue," Li Yuan pointed to Zhu Xiaoying and Yang Tianshu on the other side.
I glanced over there, and it was true, the two of them were chatting very happily, as if they were talking about something funny, and both of them were excited.
"How do I know, women, they are all complex animals, you never know what women are thinking and doing..."
"Well, big brother, there is nothing wrong with what you said, woman, it's too complicated, you don't know what they're thinking in your heart, just like me, I can't guess," Li Yuan's eyes were full of mist, maybe he thought of something, and there was a trace of frustration in his dark color.
Haha, okay, don't discuss what women think, that's not what we can think about, usually, girls are weak, very afraid of cold, very afraid of heat, this is so cold outside, she can't feel it, she has to say that she is cold at more than 30 degrees, you say there is still a trick?
Li Yuan pursed his lips: What tricks can there be, it's not any tricks at all.
"Why do you say that your family's Zhu Xiaoying is not afraid of the cold, do you know why?"
"Why?"
"Because your Zhu Xiaoying is fat, the fat on your body is relatively thick, and the cold can't get into it at all..... hahaha..."
"Damn,, why don't you say that your Yang Tianshu is fat? Isn't she also standing outside........
"Hehe, I also want to say that Yang Tianshu is fat, but she is not fat, look at that guy's thinness, the reason why my Yang Tianshu is not afraid of the cold is that she wears more, she can withstand this biting little cold wind..... is not afraid of cold drops.........."
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Suddenly, I thought about it for a while, what is wrong with Li Yuan, what Li Yuan said is not right, his master is a Luo Guo, so how can singing resonate with the abdominal cavity and chest cavity? That waist can't stand up, so if you sing, can't you straighten your waist? Cat cat waist can't do it at all? This Li Yuan seems to be fooling?
"No, Li Yuan, you said that your master is a Luo pot, can you sing?" I asked curiously.
That's right, my master is a Luo pot, and I didn't say he was singing, Li Yuan asked a little blindfolded.
Damn, since your master is not singing, then you let him teach you a poop, you are sick, you tell me the truth, what the hell does your master do?
"Trumpet-blower...."
Blowing the trumpet, that is, the so-called blowing suona, this kind of musical instrument appears when you get married and when you die, and a suona blows for a lifetime, from birth to death.
"My day... You're a trumpeter, what kind of singer are you playing with me? You're sick, so tell me what kind of work he usually does? Is it red work or white work?" I asked a little boldly, after all, it's a bit taboo to do white work.
"What's wrong with working for nothing? Let me tell you, my master is the eldest brother when he works for nothing, I don't know how many people are looking for my master, it's old, do you know?"
"Roll the calf....you're going to me....are you pulling the calf with me....." I kicked Li Yuan's ass in a huff.