Chapter 361
Ah....cut... Oh maa....
I frantically sneezed an earth-shattering little sneeze, this feeling is very comfortable, the old is so strong, that feeling is like a small hair in the nose tickling, and then can't pull it out, at this time suddenly sneezed, directly uprooted, how strong that feeling is, I don't need to say, right?
In fact, I don't know why I sneeze like this, there are many people who sneeze with their noses covered, or very quietly, but I don't look like that at all, I don't cover my nose, I will let go and play, such a cool thing, how can I deliberately cover it up?
"Oh, I'm grass, big brother, what the hell are you doing, you still say that I sneeze and scare people, you guy is too fierce, we are not in the same rank at all, you can be said to be able to apply for the Guinness Book of Records when you sneeze, it's too shocking, right?" Li Yuan looked disdainful.
Why do you say that, what's wrong with this sneeze of mine? I asked in confusion.
"What's the problem? You're a big problem, you're the first person I've sneezed so violently, I didn't expect you to be so small and quite fierce..."
"What do you mean?
Rub, just your IQ, I'm embarrassed to say you, what do you mean, as far as the sneeze you just now can be said to be really unprecedented, no one has come since, you can use some of the skills in bel canto singing, your performance is too vivid..
No, big brother, what's wrong with me, didn't I just sneeze, why is this still bel canto singing?
I wondered a little, I was really surprised, could my sneeze be comparable to singing, and I was so professional? I couldn't believe myself.
"It's nothing, just the sneeze you just made, the sound you made, it can be said that it uses some sounds in bel canto singing, such as the resonance of the abdominal cavity, the resonance of the chest cavity, and finally with your sneezing....to achieve the perfect head cavity resonance, the sound is perfectly displayed...."
I won't tell you the truth, just the voice you just now, it's really perfect, the feeling that sounds like it, it gives people a special transparency, as if in the hot summer, suddenly drank a bottle of cold beer, that feeling went directly from the mouth to our stomach, it is two words to describe, "perfect".
Li Yuan explained to me with a serious face, I admire Li Yuan more and more, this little knock is a set for you, and I was stunned for a while, I really thought that Li Yuan was a professional singer at that moment, but in fact, this kid was born with incomplete five tones, and he sang like he was going to die.
Oh, my little brother, you can do this, you say it really well, and your understanding is also very good, it sounds very professional, could it be that you studied vocal music with a famous singer when you were a child? Otherwise, how could you be so professional? I asked with a wink of my eyes.
Well....things have come to this point.,You also asked me so.,Then I won't hide it from you.,Actually,When I was a child, I really learned vocal singing with others.,I also know some about this aspect.,But what I understand is just some superficial skin.,It's not up to the profession.,If you want to say professional.,Then I have to say that it's my master.,That's called a professional.,I especially admire.,Special admiration.。
When Li Yuan mentioned his master, I looked at Li Yuan's expression, as if he was going to get married tomorrow, it was called a hot one, as if his master was a giant and a famous singer, it was completely an obsessive state.
Hey........... Li Yuan sighed softly, and then slowly raised his head, showing a forty-five degree angle, with a melancholy expression, as if recalling a nostalgic past, just like a pair of old men in the twilight, recalling the beautiful youth of their first love when they were young.
I looked at Li Yuan's expression, I couldn't help but want to laugh, this kid is so interesting, he is tall and strong, and he looks very cute and cute, this suddenly made such a serious expression, but people seem to have a desire to laugh, it's so funny.
"Big brother, let's talk well, what are you doing with such a sudden expression, this non-mainstream expression properly sets off that aristocratic temperament, is it possible that you want to decide if you want to bury the mysterious and huge organization of the family?" I asked with a grin.
Go to the side, how can it be, how can I be such a noble person, if I bury my love, if so, then I have to join the family that killed Matt, Li Yuanbai glanced at me and said.
Li Yuan's words made me a little blindfolded, is there much difference between the funeral family and the killing Matt family, they all look the same, aren't they all strange clothes and strange hairstyles?
To say that our non-mainstream in China is really interesting, the fashion trend of the year was really too fierce, how many young people rushed to imitate it, and a few post-80s and post-90s have not tried it, but with the passage of time, I don't know when the era of non-mainstream has passed quietly.
In fact, the non-mainstream comes from Europe, America and Japan, which belongs to a punk style, but it has been transmitted to our country, and it has been exaggerated a lot, which makes people a little incomprehensible for a while, but slowly many people have accepted it and imitated it, and the first person in our country is now a hairdresser.
At the beginning, such a huge mysterious organization in China, I don't know which god decisively sealed it, and since then the killing Matt and the non-mainstream family no longer exist, but there are also some remnants of the party that are inherited, such as some old men in their thirties who are about to run for forty, and still have the original hairstyle, which looks quite funny.
In the last two years, I don't know which messenger secretly touched the seal, and now the seal has been loosened a little, I see that there are a lot of killers on the Internet, it seems that the seal is still the killer Matt family is about to appear, after all, it has been silent for so long, it's time to appear, it should reappear in the rivers and lakes, and restore the style of the past.
"Okay, big brother, no matter what you are, whether you are a non-mainstream funeral family, or a noble killer Matt, that is what you think in your heart, I can see it, it is also very suitable for you, now I just want to ask you, where is your master sacred, how can you make your Edification City so musical?" I took out my cigarette and lit it and asked in a puff, then took out another one and threw it to Li Yuan.
Li Yuan took the cigarette and lit it in his mouth, took a deep breath, then slowly stood out, and said slowly: It's a long story, it should have been when I was ten years old and studied with a famous musician, if you want to talk about it, it will take at least thirty or fifty minutes.
"Okay, big brother, your time is a bit too long, it's still thirty or fifty minutes, you don't look at what time it is, why don't you just say that you will go tomorrow morning?" I glanced at Li Yuan and said.
"Damn, what about me, didn't you let me say it, then my story is so long, what can I do, I can only tell you slowly, and my story is very exciting, you will definitely sound particularly addictive, maybe you will fall in love with my life, and it is possible to go to my master to learn, now my master is also an apprentice, but now the apprentice is more strict, your talent is not very good, if I give you the back door, it is still possible..."Li Yuan looked at me with a relentless expression and said.
It's not impossible, if your master is really good, then I can think about it, go through the back door, you don't have to worry, because I know what level I have, you can do it, then I'll make it, okay, you make a long story short, you pick the most important thing to say, say the most exciting, you know?
"Well, yes, but ah, I want to ask, what is the most important thing, what is the most exciting, can you give me a hint?" Li Yuan looked innocent.
Oh I'm grass, you're really my brother, you don't even know this, just your IQ, I really want to teach you a lesson, how can you be so stupid, you just say what your master's name is, where he works, what kind of glorious history he has ha....do you understand? I asked word by word.
Ah........ it turns out that you are talking about this, what else do I think, I understand this, my master's glorious history is too much, I can't count the more, if this is accompanied by a small pot of soju, and a stack of sauced beef, it is called a comfortable ah, I can tell you three days and three nights....Li Yuan took a puff of cigarette and clicked his mouth, as if he was fantasizing about that scene.
Okay, don't fantasize about a few things, what a family, how can there be that environment, you don't pretend to be a hero of Liangshan with me, you are not suitable at all, hurry up and say a few things, I have a splash of urine in my stomach, I can't hold it back, I will have a diaper pocket for a while, this winter is really uncomfortable, you can be considerate of me, Ao....Big brother....
Forehead.....Okay, cough cough..... listen well, Li Yuan cleared his throat vigorously, spit out a mouthful of yellow eighty-two years of big sticky phlegm from his mouth, and then said slowly: My master's name is Zhang Qiang, nickname, Zhang Luoguo....I am a well-known musician in my family, I don't know how many apprentices there are, and I have participated in countless music feasts.