After dawn, the annual food festival in the university town began, approaching the end of the year, the classes of college students are also less, as soon as the day dawns, the major merchants are crowded with people, at this time, even many otaku and otaku have braved the cold to run out to shop, after all, although it is said to be a food festival, but the object of preferential promotion is almost all merchants in the commercial street.

In line with the shopping concept of not taking advantage of the loss, at this time of year, college students start to sweep like crazy, from clothes and shoes, to all kinds of snacks and drinks, from Internet accommodation, to fruit and food, it costs absolutely nothing to be free, and it is absolutely not worth five cents if it can be spent for a piece.

Like Double 11 and Double 12, many people want to be cheap, and buy cheap, not value.

So early in the morning, the commercial street began to bustle.

Similarly, in order to earn this money, Ma Tianyao and Shi Xiaoxiao got up an hour early to prepare, the two steamed the xiaolongbao, boiled the jujube porridge, and prepared the ingredients for the egg fried rice, but ......

An hour later......

Shi Xiaoxiao poked his head and asked.

"Tianyao, why is no one here?"

Ma Tianyao was still full of confidence last night, and when she heard Shi Xiaoxiao's question, she was momentarily forced for a few seconds, and said yes, even if she didn't have a discount promotion, she wouldn't have a single guest.

Shaking his head, he muttered.

"It's okay, it's cold now, I guess the students haven't gotten up, wait a minute......"

……

Two hours later, Ma Tianyao was a little stunned, coughed and smiled awkwardly.

"It's okay, maybe it's all exams today, I'm sure I'll come, wait. ”

Three hours later......

"I guess I haven't finished the exam yet, so I'll wait a little longer......"

Four hours later......

"Wait a little longer......"

……

It had been past twelve o'clock in the afternoon, crunch, and finally, the long-lost knock on the door sounded.

"Someone's coming, haha, I'll just say, someone will definitely come......"

Ma Tianyao laughed excitedly, and the result was ......

When the door was pushed open, a beggar with unkempt hair looked at the two of them with his front teeth shaking, and began to sing.

"How are you feeling right now?"

"Do you still have a smile on your face?"

"Since ancient times, there have been many sorrows and sufferings in life. ”

……

Ma Tianyao stared at it with wide eyes for a long time, and the whole person was not good, and waved his hand to interrupt the other party.

"Goye, look at the situation in the store, do you think I'm in a good mood? Do I have a smile on my face......?

This beggar is about thirty years old, quite professional, holding a small speaker in one hand and a small microphone in the other, but he sings not very professionally, and ...... It seems that only these few lines will be sung back and forth.

Ma Tianyao didn't finish speaking, but Shi Xiaoxiao became interested, and hurriedly leaned over and smiled.

"Ah, walk-in?"

The beggar's eyes widened, and he was about to cry with excitement.

"Yike...... You're a beggar, aren't you?"

Ma Tianyao was about to laugh out of the bronchi, Shi Xiaoxiao waved his hand and rolled his eyes.

"Who said this, I mean that we are peers in singing, come and come, I will also sing a song, let's learn from each other. ”

The beggar thief, when he heard this, immediately handed over the microphone and explained by the way.

"Okay, I'm not asking for food, I'm selling my body and not my art...... Phew, it's a showman, not a song, twenty, come, what to sing, I'll play it for you. ”

"It's exciting!"

"Exciting? How's Platform?"

"No!"

"Then ...... "Leaving Song"?"

"No!"

"Then ...... "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"?"

"Won't ......"

Well, the beggar went crazy and scratched his head and asked.

"And what will you do?"

The two 'peers' had been playing for a long time, and Ma Tianyao was bored playing with entertainment, when he suddenly heard Shi Xiaoxiao screaming like a pig!

"Die, love !!"

This voice, with a broken sound and roaring effect, frightened Ma Tianyao almost threw away his mobile phone, and the second dog lying under the table was originally closing his eyes to recuperate, but he was suddenly frightened and jumped up directly, and he was on the table, rolling his dog's eyes and hanging his tongue, and he couldn't do it.

Without waiting for Shi Xiaoxiao to sing the second sentence, the second dog limped directly upstairs......

Besides, this beggar who poured blood mold, standing next to Shi Xiaoxiao, in order to earn the twenty yuan, also thoughtfully held the speaker to adjust her to the maximum volume, and was directly shocked and vomited blood.

As soon as he staggered to his feet, his tinnitus had not recovered, and he was deaf by Shi Xiaoxiao's second sound......

"Die, love !!"

……

The beggar brother cried, and even shook his hands and covered his ears and shouted.

"Girl, I sang it wrong, the second sentence is not like this......"

Shi Xiaoxiao took the microphone and smiled.

"It's okay, I'll just say this, don't worry, I'll definitely give you money if I sing for five minutes, and I won't miss you. ”

After saying that, he began to revel in the long river of music.

"Die, love !!"

……

"Die, love !!"

……

"Die, love !!"

……

After seven or eight sounds, the beggar covered his ears and shrank to the foot of the wall, and the whole person was about to collapse.

Shi Xiaoxiao doesn't care about the rhythm, anyway, this is the sentence, the highest voice and the highest speaker effect, she is already high......

Ma Tianyao had already stuffed her ears with toilet paper at this moment, and looking at Shi Xiaoxiao's singing to her heart's content, she remembered the 'interesting story' of the first year of high school again!

At that time, both of them were admitted to Heishui County No. 1 Middle School from Majiawa, out of celebration and in order to increase the feelings of their classmates, Shi Xiaoxiao invited seven or eight classmates to have dinner together, and after eating, they entered KTV......

This is the first time that the two of them have sung KTV in the strict sense, Ma Tianyao was quite novel at the beginning, look at this, and it turned out that Shi Xiaoxiao went in three steps.

First, turn up the volume to the maximum.

Second, turn up the microphone volume to the maximum.

Third, choose this song "Love When You Die".

After singing a sentence, all the students cried, this night, Ma Tianyao felt that her ears were tortured, people often say that good music can make people's ears pregnant, she said in her heart that she is an ectopic pregnancy, right?

Since then, Shi Xiaoxiao will go to KTV again, Ma Tianyao will hide far away every time, she not only has a loud voice, but also turns up the volume, the most important thing is that this product is still a wheat ba, not so much that she invites her classmates to go to KTV to sing, but that she pulls people to die.

She was singing alone the whole time, and everyone was covering their ears to listen.

Ma Tianyao still remembers that when she was a sophomore in high school, a boy chased Shi Xiaoxiao and wanted to pat her ass, and after knowing that she liked to sing, in order to pretend to be forced, he took Shi Xiaoxiao to his house to sing.

The boy's family had money, and the house was equipped with luxurious karaoke at that time, and the result was ......

I don't know if the speaker effect is too good, or the sound insulation effect is too poor, the boy didn't come to school for a week, it is said that the whole community is crazy because of the noise, and even the police station is dispatched.

In the end, the boy was beaten by his father and didn't get out of bed for a week, so after that, he naturally broke up. Shi Xiaoxiao sighed for a long time about this, saying that the relationship between the two people really can't even bear a song?