"I'm grass, what kind of life are you all living here?" Why do I feel like I've fallen into a wolf's den, am I coming to the wrong school? I knew I wouldn't come, but now I can't leave if I want to, how can it seem like you haven't eaten for a few days, the second dog muttered in his mouth.

"It's eaten, it's just that the food is not good, I haven't opened the meat for a few days, I don't know what the shredded meat tastes like, today I'll ask the dog brother, take us to taste the feeling of shredded meat, Zhang Qi hugged his fist at the second dog and said. ”

That's right, didn't we say that we were going to drink and talk all night today, I can't wait, Xiao Meng looked at him with a wicked smile and said to Ergouzi.

What's that...... I still have something going on at home, I have to go home once, or we will be drinking and chatting another day, what do you think? Ergouzi said with a smile, the shoes on his feet dug the ground twice, and I knew that he was definitely going to run as soon as I saw Ergouzi's action.

I hurriedly walked up to him, "grass" You still want to go, dream about it, you will be here if you come, walk and eat barbecue, I laughed and scolded and hugged the neck of the second dog, I greeted Li Yuan: Show him to me, live to death, don't let him run, I finally caught someone who can make some blood, but I can't let him go.

When Li Yuan heard this, he hurriedly hugged Ergouzi's arm from the other side, no matter how he struggled, he couldn't shake off Li Yuan's thick big arm, and said happily to Ergouzi: I advise you to give up, don't struggle, you can't run away, don't do those indifferent resistances, I haven't eaten meat for a long time.....

"I can understand your feelings about not eating meat for a long time, but now the way you two look, I'm a little scared, how do I feel like you are going to eat me, I'm a living person, it's a legal society now, it's not in a primitive tribe, it's illegal to eat people..."

You think too much, we are too lazy to eat you, the smell of and urine, a few brothers take a hand, drag him to the barbecue restaurant for me, I said hello, Zhang Qi and Huzi took the lead and ran to the second dog, Xiao Meng stepped on Mickey Mouse slippers and walked over with a crotch, and from time to time he took it back...

"What are you going to do ..... you do....The second dog said tremblingly, his legs couldn't help but clamp, and the chrysanthemum closed instantly..."

"Mom..... let go of me, Dad, help me....I'm going home...."

The four of them forcibly lifted the two dogs up, the four of them pulled their hands and feet above their heads, and ran to the school gate with big strides, I looked at their backs and I was afraid, several times I almost threw the two dogs to the ground, the ground was full of snow, the old and slippery, and from time to time you could hear the screams of the two dogs.

"Brother Tian, let's go, let's go over, don't be cheap This kid, he is a God of Wealth, I said to Qi Tian with a smile. ”

You're a very interesting buddy.,It looks pretty real.,I'm hungry too.,*Skewers.,I'm going to drink beer.,I'm going crazy.,No.,I'm a little excited.,

Qi Tian said a word, grabbed me and Lei Ye's arms and chased after him, confused behind with a messy hair fluttering in the wind, twisting his little buttocks and following behind..........

Although Ergouzi has only been in school for one day, and he has not had much contact with them, he is all self-acquainted, has no bad intentions, and is a straightforward one, and they all believe me, so they joke with Ergouzi unscrupulously, and Ergouzi is also stupid and jokes with them.

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Ten minutes later, there was a nice barbecue restaurant a little further away from the school, we sat in a private room, this private room is quite large, almost able to make nearly twenty people, the big table is almost catching up with a small area of the room, it is not a problem to lie on ten or eight people;

"Brothers, don't be polite, just order, eat together for the first time, don't be too restrained, let go, take out the spirit of a man, the two dogs look like a landlord, and then take out three boxes of China from their schoolbags and throw them on the table: Brother a few smoke, I don't mean to pretend to be ha, just think that I just came, and deliberately stole a few boxes of cigarettes from home, and then let's smoke together. ”

My mom, China, I don't remember how long I've not smoked this cigarette, the last time I smoked, it seemed that I still didn't ..... to me, I haven't smoked China at all, Huzi stared at China on the table, his eyes lit up, as if staring at the big girl's buttocks and looking at it again.

"Then what are you waiting for, smoke, Ergouzi directly opened a box of cigarettes, threw one to Huzi, and then divided the cigarettes to the big guy, and after a circle, there were not a few cigarettes left in a box of cigarettes. ”

"Tear...."Huzi took a hard breath, squinted his eyes, and looked like he was enjoying it, the thick smoke floated in the air, and the bald head of Huzi was unusually kind under the light, as if it was a braised egg just out of the pot.....

This cigarette is really good, I like you, let's be friends, I want to have a child with you, Xiao Meng smiled and did it next to the second dog, with a flattering expression;

Of course, there is no problem with .......... being friends, but forget about having a child, I can't accept two big men playing together, I still like to explore mysterious caves.............

At this time, the waiter pushed open the door and walked in, put the menu on the table, Xiao Meng took the menu, and kept looking at it: Ergouzi, can I order?

"Of course you can, everyone order, I'll just eat with you," Ergouzi said with a puff of cigarette. ”

"Okay, I'm welcome, first bring me five hundred mutton skewers and thirty big kidneys, Xiao Meng said very indifferently. ”

"I grass...."

"Five hundred lamb kebabs?"

"Twenty big kids?"

This little brother, aren't you kidding? Really order five hundred lamb skewers? The waiter looked at Xiao Meng in disbelief and asked;

"Of course, I'm not kidding, it's five hundred, aren't there so many in your store?" Xiao Meng raised his head and glanced at the waiter. ”

"No, no, no" must be there, but these five hundred are too many, and after all, one person eats fifty mutton skewers and three big kidneys, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it, so isn't it a waste? The waiter kindly persuaded him.

It's okay, it's okay, just go on, we can definitely eat, you don't know us, and this one next to me is a local tyrant, not bad money, this is all drizzle, we can pack it if you can't eat it, Xiao Meng pointed to the second dog next to him and said.

"Ahh

Who's next, mine has been ordered, I feel like I'm peeing lately, it's not far away, I'm thinking about making up for the big waist, and no one is allowed to grab it with me for a while, thirty big waists are mine, I want to eat my own order, Xiao Meng extinguished the cigarette butt and said.

I'm sure that now the waiter's heart must be scolding little Bangsabi, one person eats thirty big kidneys, what do you have to make up, you won't lie down for three days after eating, you can put a towel on it, you have to press the point with your hand when you go out, otherwise it is easy to eject when the front door is loosened!!

"Come on, come on, give me something, Zhang Qi took the menu and said directly: Give me twenty bowls of rice, let's eat half full first, save some stomach and drink for a while, Huzi, don't you order it on the hour?"

After the result, Huzi said to the waiter: Bake me twenty slices of bread, brush me with some fragrant sauce, otherwise it will not taste good, and I will give me ten plates of leeks, and I want to aphrodisiac.....

"It's the first time I've seen this way of ordering, it's very weird, the waiter smiled and said. ”

Huzi has China in his mouth, and at this time, China has only one cigarette butt left to burn, and Huzi is reluctant to throw it away, and the cigarette butt makes him scream;

Okay, don't order a few handfuls, this bit of face has made you lose everything, Qi Tian hurriedly grabbed the menu, prepared a little normal dish, asked for four or five cases of beer, and then returned it to the waiter.

The waiter was just about to push the door out, I found out that I hadn't ordered it yet, the waiter roasted two pig's trotters for me, to be nine medium-rare, that is, a bite of the pig's trotters to feel special tendons, the best is three or four medium-rare, bite in the mouth and breed blood, that is called enjoyable.

"Sister, let's go, hurry up and inform the master to grill skewers, five hundred skewers, don't listen to their blindness, they have a brain disease, Qi Tian urged the waiter. ”

That one......... I haven't ordered it yet, don't ignore me, I'm also a part, Li Yuan touched his nose and muttered with laughter;

"Big brother, what are you going to do? You don't speak at the conference, why don't you speak now?" Qi Tian rubbed his cheeks and asked with a worried face. ”

I don't think about ..... I have seen the wild survival recently, I think the snake they eat should taste very good, I also want to get one to taste, sister, do you have a snake here? It doesn't need to be too long, just two or three meters;

"This is really nothing, you said that the two or three meters is a python, the soft-shelled turtle is sold next door, or you go next door to take a look, the whole two soft-shelled turtles eat, this snake is really not, that's okay I went out, the corner of the waiter's mouth twitched and hurriedly pushed the door and walked out. ”

"Oh" Then forget it, since there is no snake, then I won't order it, I really don't want the soft-shelled turtle thing, it always gives me a feeling of bad luck, Li Yuan said stupidly.

"Roll the calf, why don't you eat snakes, why don't you eat, I muttered to Li Yuan. ”

I also want...... I'd like to say a few words as well, okay, Confused stood up at this point and tidied up his messy hairstyle.

You talk about a poop, give me a stop squinting, Qi Tian almost stared at the balls of his eyes and roared, and the hara was "swooped" from the corners of his mouth, which shows how troublesome Qi Tian is.

"Roll the calves. ”

"Die. ”

"Don't talk about it. ”

A table of people at our table rushed directly to the confusion, directly pressed the confusion under the table, and soon the sound of our slapping came from the private room, laughter and laughter........