Chapter 143
"Grass" looked at the evil you said, listening to what you said, it was so scary, I thought you had entered the little devil's laboratory, Qi Tian said with a smile, and then took out his mobile phone and broadcast a call to Zhang Qi;
At this time, Xiao Meng's sour brother is called Ergouzi, seeing that you are dressed with an aristocratic atmosphere, and you are usually a very cultivated person, this fair skin reveals a trace of Athenian style, the hairstyle that is not messy in the wind is like the white clouds floating in the sky, and the smile between the corners of the mouth is like a strong man standing on the top of a high mountain, Xiao Meng's eyes are full of poetry and look at Ergouzi and say. ”
"Oh, I'm a little embarrassed to say it, how can it be as good as you say, I just slightly exerted the breath on my body, and it can't be compared with you at all, you are the real strongman, Ergouzi replied a little implicitly. ”
As soon as I heard that my Xiao Meng started to pull the calf again, I must not have any good farts in my stomach, Xiao Meng, this person I have touched him thoroughly now, I know what shit he is going to poop when he pouts his ass, a bad water in his stomach, how many of us have not been pit by Xiao Meng, if he is not pitted, it will be abnormal.
Brother Ergouzi, you see how good the weather is today, the full moon hangs high, scattered with a slight brilliance, and the stars in the sky are dotted, just like the beauty of the whole night sky, under such a beautiful day, should you and I drink a few glasses and sing the wine, what do you think?
Xiao Meng held back the words for a long time, and finally leaked the fox's tail out, this is clearly to pit the second dog, Xiao Meng's foreshadowing is long enough, and it is very perfect, I can't pick out a flaw, and I hold the second dog high enough, at this time he has floated up and got into Xiao Meng's trap. ”
"Definitely, you have to drink it, a few cups are enough, at least three or four bottles up, wait for Zhang Qi to come over, let's go directly to the restaurant, you just say what to eat, whatever you want, I'll treat you, if you are polite to me, then I will be in a hurry with whom, and I will be generous, open, the second dog patted his chest with a big grin. ”
Very good, very good, it's just dry drinking, doesn't it seem a little monotonous, should we have some fun? Xiao Meng saw that the two dogs had already been tricked, and began to have bad ideas again.
"Dry drinking is a bit monotonous, otherwise we drink while playing games, who loses and who drinks, what's the matter?"
"Vulgar" vulgar is unbearable, I thought that Ergouzi you are also a person with a personality, and you also understand life, but I didn't expect you to be the same as them, you are ordinary people, you don't know life at all, Xiao Meng looked up at the sky with some disappointment, and a sesame seed-sized demonstration was hidden in the corner of his eye.
"Ahh ”
Dancing is for sure, a meal without dancing is a meal without a soul, we will have a waltz in a while, and show you my beautiful dancing, can you not know what my nickname was when I was a child, Xiao Meng touched his beardless chin, and said in an elongated tone.
"What's your nickname?"
Once in our waltz dance class, I was known as the "waltz" elf on the stage, as long as I started dancing, the people in the audience couldn't sit still at all, they would stand up and dance with me, at that time, those little girls in the dance class all regarded me as Prince Charming, and then Xiao Meng's face was sad, as if remembering the old days;
"Oh..... so what does this have to do with drinking?"
Of course it has a relationship, it's still a big relationship, wine and brother, don't you think there's something missing? Xiao Meng looked at Ergouzi and asked.
"What's missing?"
"Beauty, your thinking is a little messy, you can't keep up with my rhythm, Xiao Meng has a helpless expression. ”
"Family, forget it, I can't you bring my dad here, if we bring all the parents, we can't play, how restrictive, I don't agree to find a family, I think a few of us are very good, and we can play freely, do whatever you want, Ergouzi shook his head. ”
What kind of thing family, what are you looking for your father, I'm talking about looking for girls, do you know that the little girl knows? Don't you have to find a little girl to massage after drinking? Don't you relax? Xiao Meng said frantically, going crazy.
My mother, little girl, I thought it was a family member, you just say it, let's look for it, what a big deal, that's all trivial, let's go find it when we have time, what do you think?
Brother, there is nothing wrong, pay attention to it, I am optimistic about you, let's just decide, after drinking, let's go for a massage, I miss my Xiaocui a little, I am suffocated, during this time I can react to the old sow, Xiao Meng rubbed his hands obscenely, with an excited look.
"Bang" Lei Ye kicked on Xiao Meng's buttocks, kicked down directly, Mickey Mouse's slippers were thrown out two or three meters away, Lei Ye pointed at Xiao Meng and scolded with a smile: If you want to do a foot massage, you just say that you want to do a foot massage, what calf are you talking about here, it's the moon and the stars, I can't listen to it, Ergouzi, don't listen to him blindly, he's like that;
Xiao Leizi, are you swelling again, don't go to the house for a few days, wait until I have time one day, I have to clean you up, I see that your temper has been a little long recently, Xiao Meng jumped on one leg and put on slippers, and said with a grinding chirp in his mouth.
"Grass, waiting for you at any time, I'm afraid that you won't come, Lei Ye directly ignored Xiao Meng. ”
Brother Tian, let's try this cigarette, see what it looks like, there are ten in total, Zhang Qi and they will not be enough to divide after a while, this is still given to me by Ergouzi, I think of good things to share with everyone, I can't swallow it myself, right, Ergouzi? I asked Ergouzi, after all, this is the cigarette he gave me.
"It's a must, a few good things to share together, if you catch up and swallow it alone, I'll kick you to death with a big mouth, the second dog said with a smile. ”
I divided the cigarettes among everyone, and there were still three left, keeping them for myself to smoke in front of Duan Xinyao or Yang Tianshu, and I could also pretend to be a match;
Qi Tian took the cigarette and glanced at the cigarette case, the cigarette is good, and it is not cheap, it is not easy to buy it, Qi Tian took a puff of the cigarette in his mouth and said lightly.
Xiao Meng squatted on the ground and took a big sip of the cigarette, and it was gone, and he was a little unfinished, staring at the cigarette in my trouser pocket, I directly ignored his pitiful little eyes.
After four or five minutes, I saw Zhang Qi and the others wearing a hat and throwing off their arms, running towards us with long legs, screaming and barking as they ran, I thought the dog had been chased.
What are you doing here, you are so excited, you are going to participate in a marathon, and you have a whole hat, are you afraid of blowing your hairstyle out of the run?" Qi Tian asked with a smile.
Only....not ... Isn't this a shaved head, this weather is a little cold, the brain is frozen, the run is a little fierce, and it's still quite hot, Zhang Qi took off his hat and wiped a shiny big bald head, and there was crystal sweat on it.
I blame you, I have to pull us to shave our bald heads in the winter, saying that the shorter the hair, the more cow Bi, this is so shaved, I didn't see the cow pen, I know that it is very special, I don't dare to take off my hat when I go out now, I'm afraid that people will scold me Shabi, one of Zhang Qi's buddies bent down and complained about Zhang Qi.
Zhang Qi's buddy is nicknamed Huzi, not too tall, quite strong, usually very interesting, the first time I met and Xiao Meng danced was him, in Zhang Qi's words, the head is a little sluggish, quite worthy of the name Huzi.
"What do you know, I'm not good for you, don't they all say on the Internet that the shorter the hair, the better it is, I think about it directly, don't we be the best, and this hairstyle shows a lot of masters, especially masculine, the most important thing is to take care of, just wipe it with soap in the morning, Zhang Qi put on a hat and said. ”
"Roll the calf, masculine hairy eggs, I don't dare to go out to meet people after shaving my head, which completely lowers my appearance, how can I find a partner in the future, several girls say that my head is like a peeled egg, they always laugh at me, how will I chase the little girl in the future, brothers, do you say yes, Zhang Qijing is useless, Huzi is depressed. ”
"Not really. ”
"calves all day long. ”
"The cool breeze is swishing from the melon seeds. ”
Huzi took off his hat angrily, and several other people also took off their hats, with a unified big bald head, like a special string of lights, which would be eliminated directly if you played with entertainment......
"Ergouzi, you can, you will have a meal on the first day, it's really a cow pen, it's too powerful, you know, our brothers have eaten in the canteen for many days, four or five of us, we want ten bowls of rice, a bowl of soup, do you know how we have lived during this time, we are going to die of hunger, today can be regarded as being able to open meat, Zhang Qi wiped a handful of drool. ”
"Zhang Qi, I have a deep understanding of what you said, how can we not be it, Brother Tian bought more than 200 big steamed buns, a whole box of mustard, and I have been eating and vomiting in the past two days, I miss the days of eating barbecue in the last few days, I miss the taste, Xiao Meng put his arm around Zhang Qi's shoulder and said. ”
"Ergouzi, what are we going to eat?" I asked. ”
"Then you don't need to ask, of course it's a small barbecue, with beer, the standard for social people." ”
"Ergouzi, you are also a social person?" Zhang Qi looked at Ergouzi in surprise. ”
"It's necessary, it's sure to be a social person, just look at our outfit, a proper social person dress, and the second dog pointed to his own famous brand. ”
"Tut-tut, it's really ha, it's cool, it seems that I have to learn like you, and I'll get one too, Zhang Qi glanced at his old shoes and the cotton clothes that were about to hit the iron and said. ”