Zhao Erqiang endured the chicken jelly in his heart: "I heard that my appearance is customized according to Zhao Er, the R&D engineer of Wushi Technology Company, and you can call me Zhao Er, master." ”

In this way, there is a sense of substitution, otherwise she will give a different name, in case she doesn't react when she screams, how embarrassing it will be?

The goddess is very talkative, and Wan Er smiled all over the house: "Okay, then call Zhao Er." But can you not call me master?"

Zhao Er: "What do you call that?"

Zhang Qianxi thought for a while: "Like our family, call me Qianqian." ”

Actually, what she thinks is the same as my ex-boyfriend.

"Okay, Qianqianqian. ”

Zhao Eryi was so excited that he almost stammered, there had never been a woman who took the initiative to invite him to call him by his nickname, not to mention that he was still a goddess, usually he couldn't even touch the corners of the goddess's clothes.

Although Zhao Er is not ugly, he has excellent talent in research and development, he developed hot application software at the age of 12, and now he is the core engineer of Wu's boyfriend rental company, and his salary is relatively proud, but unfortunately, he has the common problem of most science and engineering men - he likes to use logic and numbers to analyze everything, too calm, and too boring.

Let's take a chestnut -

If a girl confesses to him, "I don't dare to miss you too much, I'm afraid I'll forget myself, I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm going to get close to you, I'm afraid I'm afraid of losing myself," then the science and engineering man represented by Zhao Er would reply: "Oh, my mother, is the flesh numb, and the goosebumps are going to fall off!"

Then it is conceivable that the departure of the girl is an inevitable result.

The difference is whether she left with tears in her eyes, or B. stomped on her high heels and walked again, or C. rounded a five-fingered mountain and photographed it and then left in high spirits.

Therefore, you can imagine how failed Zhao Gong's previous love life was, and you can also imagine how eager he is to stay by the goddess's side at the moment, even if he looks up at the swan for a while, he is happy, if he can hug the swan, it will be so beautiful that his liver trembles!

Zhang Qianxi put the ingredients on the table, as if she wanted to teach them from scratch: "I heard that AI has the ability to never forget, Zhao Er, now I will teach you to cook, see if you can remember it once, and when I am not at home in the future, I will have to trouble you to cook for grandma." ”

Zhao Er immediately entered the first-level combat readiness: "Okay Qianqian!"

He doesn't know how to cook, he is not interested in learning, and he is relatively lazy, so he used to be eager to develop an automatic pot, and throw all the ingredients he bought directly into it without washing, and then order whatever he wants. He firmly believes that one day human society will progress to this extent!

Until then, you can enjoy it in your dreams.

Zhang Qianxi picked up an egg and raised it in front of his eyes, and said affectionately: "Look, this is called an egg." ”

Zhao Er almost vomited blood again, the goddess of daring to love taught herself from scratch as an idiot who had never even seen an egg!

"Master, oh no, Qianqian, the basic knowledge of life has been entered into my system, so I still know the egg. ”

Zhang Qianxi smiled: "Oh yes, I forgot this, it seems to be written in the manual." Then you must be able to find a lot of recipes in the system, why don't you cook, can you find out the recipe with the best taste and the least time consumption in an instant after a lot of data analysis and comparison?"

Zhao Er complained bitterly in his heart, this point, the concubine can't do it!

What he's not good at, in addition to dealing with beautiful women, is cooking, you know, lazy people usually order takeout to make do.

When he saw the leeks on the board, he thought to himself, isn't there a dish of scrambled eggs with leeks?

Zhang Qianxi also agreed, because she didn't know what leeks could be used for besides scrambled eggs.

So Zhao Er began to cut leeks, the pair of hands that knocked on the keyboard and danced like dragons and phoenixes, when cutting leeks were so clumsy, cutting constantly, and two times continuously, so anxious that he couldn't wait to bite his teeth, and finally cut each section 15 centimeters long.

Zhang Qianxi looked at it and kindly relieved him and said: "It's okay, AI has no actual cooking experience, and it is the first time to practice cutting vegetables after leaving the factory, and it is already very good to cut it like this." ”

As he spoke, he cut it a little shorter by himself.

Zhao Er added a few points to her because of the goddess's tolerance, and said in her heart Why does such a good girl still need to rent a boyfriend? What kind of scumbag hurt her feelings?

If I had known, I would have to teach him a good lesson!

But if she doesn't rent, it won't be her turn to sneak in and approach her, so in the end, I have to thank that scumbag.

At this time, the phone at home rang, Zhang Qianxi went out to answer it, and Zhao Er, who was at a loss, was left alone in the kitchen.

Faced with a large pile of condiments and pots on the stove, he desperately thought about what should he put in the pot first? eggs or leeks?

I thought about it for a long time...... Otherwise, if you are blessed and enjoy hardships, let's just put it together.

This pot is big, divided into two, one side of the leek, the other side of the eggs, and then the two of them are pulled together and sprinkled with a little salt, it should be about the same, right?

turned on the fire, threw the leeks into the pot without oil, knocked two eggs clumsily, and threw them directly into the pot.

Because I was not proficient, I also dropped a few pieces of egg shells, and it took me a long time to pick them out.

The raw eggs that have not been broken up and the raw leeks together form an indescribable landscape.

Zhang Qianxi, like many girls, forgot the time as soon as she turned on the phone porridge and didn't return to the kitchen for a long time.

At this time, Zhao Er suddenly saw a bucket of XX rapeseed oil written by the boss next to him, and then realized that oil should be put in the pot, so he hurriedly picked up the oil bottle and poured it in, accidentally poured a little too much, not too much, and the height of the oil was the same as the height of the pot.

In such a complicated international situation, Zhao Er began to stir-fry with a spatula, and the eggs soaked in oil were smashed to pieces.

Soon the oil was boiling, crackling, splashing everywhere, where had Zhao Er seen this posture, his face changed color in fright, and his arm was hit by oil several times.

Then, the smoke was everywhere, alarming the siren, making a screeching sound, and the dog next door barked wildly.

Zhao Er, who can control several computer monitors at the same time like an octopus in the company and is not messy, is in a hurry at the moment and doesn't know what to do at all.

And because the robot is not suitable for coughing, he is choked to death and has to endure it.

At this time, he regretted it very much, even if he was lazy to order takeout a few times in the past, spend a little time reading the recipes, and learn to cook, he would not be embarrassed like this now!

Boss, give me "Regret Medicine"!

The kitchen door was slammed open, and two unfamiliar middle-aged faces appeared in front of Zhao Er.

They pushed the stunned Zhao Er aside, busily opened the big windows for ventilation, and saved the miserable pot from the fire.

It turned out to be Zhang Qianxi's parents.

It wasn't until the alarm stopped going off that Zhang's father sternly asked his daughter: "Who is this kid?

Mother Zhang: "Daughter, I don't even know how to cook at home, don't tell me this is the new nanny who takes over from Xiao Wang!"

Xiao Wang was the little nanny before Zhang Qianxi's family, responsible for cooking and taking care of her grandmother, and she just resigned and returned to her hometown because of something at home.

Zhao Er hung his head and thought, it's over, I didn't expect to be foreign on the first day I came, seeing her parents angry like this, I'm afraid this will bombard me away, right?

Zhang Qianxi suddenly ran out, grabbed the arm of Zhao Er, who looked embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Dad, Mom, haven't you been urging me to talk to another person? Don't you like simple and down-to-earth boys? I found another one, but he is a computer engineer, but he is not good at cooking." ”

Zhao Er, who was held by the goddess, the guilt and embarrassment in his heart were instantly replaced by emotion and fighting spirit.

Mother Zhang looked at Zhao Er from head to toe again: "Engineer, the house was almost burned down by him, and his life experience is too bad." ”

Zhao Er apologized embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I will definitely improve next time." ”

This is as a coder, Zhao Erchang has said the highest EQ at such a big age, and he wants to stay too much.

Zhang's father said unhappily: "What? Do you want to have a next time?"

Zhang Qianxi: "Hahaha, Dad, Mom, you are all fooled! Let me tell you the truth!"

After 20 minutes, the atmosphere in the Zhang family's living room was a little unusual, and the elders began to doubt life.

Zhang's father squinted at Zhao Er and asked his daughter: "So, he is not a human, he is an artificial intelligence robot that you rented?"

Zhang Qianxi: "That's right. ”

2 years ago, because of saving his daughter from a pervert, Zhang Qianxi's father picked up a brick on the ground and smashed the man's head, and the result was ...... was sentenced to 2 years, not long after he was released recently.

The days inside the high walls are difficult, 2 years he feels that 20 years have passed, especially with the rapid development of technology, he feels that he has fallen behind too much.

"Now all the robots look like this?"

Zhang's father tried to reach out and pull Zhao Er's hair, the man's hand was not light or heavy, and it hurt so much that Zhao Er's tears were about to come out, but he could only endure it expressionlessly, because the artificial intelligence developed by their Wu clan had not yet installed the pain nerve, and if they grinned, they would be exposed, and it would be a big crime of trespassing on a private house.

Despite this, the industry also agrees that the artificial intelligence made by Wushi is already very advanced.

Of course, if Wushan's true identity is revealed one day, the entire history of human AI research and development will be rewritten.

Father Zhang took Zhao Er's hand again: "Well, the quality is really good." ”

Forced to be submissively touched by a man, this is the most headache in the process of Zhao Er's disguise of artificial intelligence.

Zhang's mother stuck her waist and said, "Isn't this burning money? Get a robot back, and you can't get married, and you can't have children, can't you find a boy to date?"

"The AI boyfriend is always on call, doesn't quarrel with me, and fulfills all my requirements. The most important thing is that," Zhang Qianxi paused, "he will not change his mind and will not betray me." ”