278 The left face is in heaven, and the right face is in hell
The old lady put one hand in her ear: "What are you talking about?
It turned out that the old man was behind his ears.
After Zhao Da and Zhao San roared a few more times, a good-looking face and a provocative figure in home clothes finally appeared.
Zhao Da and Zhao San, who played the delivery boy, swallowed their saliva one after another.
Seeing is believing, this goddess is really HOT!
"Hello Miss Zhang, we are Wushi Technology Company, please sign for your artificial intelligence boyfriend. ”
The shipping bill, the courier number or something are real, and I am not afraid to check.
Zhao Da: "It's very heavy, do you want us to help you move inside?"
The goddess politely dodged away: "Okay, thank you." ”
Zhao Er in the box thought to himself, you two give me some strength, but it's okay to move, don't throw me directly to the ground, I can't scream when the time comes!
Zhao Da and Zhao San were indeed careful, and with great effort to lift Zhao Er in, throw him in the living room, and cast a complicated glance of envy and sympathy at him, secretly saying goodbye to him in their hearts, wishing him a happy stay here, don't be beaten to the point that he is looking for teeth all over the ground with missing arms and legs.
Before leaving, the two "delivery brothers" out of brotherhood, and reluctantly turned back and instructed: "Miss Zhang, artificial intelligence also has feelings, when you use it, please take care of it a little, treat him as a real man, please do not scold and feed, if you have any questions, please feel free to feedback." ”
Zhao Er in the box almost vomited blood when he heard this.
Zhang Qianxi: "Okay, goodbye." ”
She turned around and went back to the living room, and the old lady came over curiously and asked her, "Qianqian, what is in such a big box?"
Zhang Qianxi: "Grandma, this is the big toy I ordered." ”
Zhao Er held his breath and heard it inside, and he couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.
It seems that there is nothing wrong with humans using artificial intelligence robots as toys, but why do they feel so uncomfortable at the thought that they are about to become the toys of goddesses?
Zhang Qianxi squatted down, carefully unpacked the outer packaging, admired Zhao Er, who was lying there with his eyes closed, and didn't dare to come out, and let out an exclamation: "Heh, it's really exquisite, it can be fake!"
The old woman next to her was startled: "Qianqian, how did you send a coffin? Why is there still a person lying in the coffin?
Zhao Er's mouthful of old blood almost didn't spurt out, and he endured it in his chest.
Because he is still in a state of "not starting", he has to keep his line still when the sky falls, and hiccups, farts and snoring are even more taboo, so it is very hard to endure.
Because the old man was behind his ear, Zhang Qianxi specially said loudly: "Grandma, this is my rented robot, you can accompany me shopping, watch movies with me, (you can also sleep with him, I didn't say this,) is not better than my boyfriend? Of course, I can also chat with you." Changing light bulbs, going to the toilet, etc., is certainly fine. Just don't feed him. ”
This word "hey" once again hurt Zhao Er's pure and young heart. However, he endured.
The old man, who didn't know anything about high-tech at all, heard this and began to doubt life: "What? This is a dummy? Rent a dummy to accompany you shopping?"
Zhang Qianxi smiled: "Yes, grandma, now that technology is so developed, these have been realized." In the future, if you need to help or do anything, you will call him. ”
The old man remembered an important question: "How much does it cost to rent such a thing?"
Zhang Qianxi knew that the old man was diligent and thrifty all his life, and he was most afraid of spending money, and if he reported the rent of his smart boyfriend, the old man would have to have a heart attack, so she only said vaguely, it was not worth much, it was very cheap.
Zhao Er was about to cry, and he wanted to jump up and shout, "My underwear is a famous brand, and it cost me 30 oceans, why is it not worth it?"
But I can only continue to endure.
The old man's face was incredible, and a pair of wrinkled hands touched the right face of Zhao Er, who was lying down: "Qianqian, this is really a robot? Why does it look so much like a real person? It can't be a fainting young man, right?"
Poof-
Zhao Er's internal injuries were beginning to develop.
Zhang Qianxi smiled and said, "No, grandma, this is really a robot." ”
Because the old man's hands were dry and rough, skinny, and his nails were a little long, he touched them around, and Zhao Er's face hurt like a knife.
At this moment, Zhang Qianxi's hand also reached over and stroked Zhao Er's left face back and forth: "Really, the skin is quite elastic." Grandma, what is this called bionic skin, it feels like real human skin. ”
God knows what Zhao Er is enduring at the moment, this is simply inhuman torture, okay?
The left side of his face is in heaven and the right side of his face is in hell, and at the same time he has to resist the physical impulses caused by the goddess's smooth little hands caressing his cheeks.
"Qianqian, you're still looking for a boy to talk to, what's the deal with renting a robot? Grandma is old and can't accept this. ”
"Grandma, it's not like you don't know, I'm deeply hurt by that person, and I don't want to fall in love anymore for the time being, it's good to have someone to accompany me. There is a robot at home that is not suitable at first, but slowly gets used to it. ”
Zhao Er, who had his eyes closed, heard it, there was a story in it, but he still couldn't hold back and didn't dare to say anything, thinking, I was lying down with a sore back, when would I get up?
Finally, Zhang Qianxi picked up the instruction manual in the box: "I'll see how to power it on...... Oh, the manual says that he is already on standby, as long as he is allowed to stand up, he will naturally 'wake up'. ”
She put down the manual in her hand and went over to pull Zhao Er, so Zhao Er sat upright in the box with all the strength of her abdominal muscles, and her movements were perfect to beat the zombies.
Zhang Qianxi admired it for a while, then hugged his waist again, trying to get him to stand up.
Zhao Er smelled the good body fragrance on the goddess's body, and was rubbed against his shoulders by her full and soft breasts, only to feel an electric current surging all over his body...... It's not good, a certain part of the body actually reacted out of nowhere!
What's worse is that his uncle's was also seen by the goddess!
It's over, it's over, it's over before it even starts!
Zhang Qianxi accidentally caught a glimpse, but sneered: "This artificial intelligence is really rebellious, even thinking of such small details, these engineers are really naughty." ”
Zhao Er thought that he would get away with it like this, but it was ...... While the goddess said, while her grandmother was not paying attention, she naughtily reached out to a certain part of Zhao Er and pressed it lightly: "Go down, go down, hey, why don't you go down?"
Zhao Er was embarrassed, the more she let it go, the more she couldn't go down, but her expression couldn't be revealed, because the AI hadn't advanced enough to have the expression of "embarrassment", which was easy to arouse suspicion.
As a result, he had to learn from his idol Jing Ke, and his joy and anger were invisible, and he forcibly suppressed his desire.
It seems that going undercover is not so easy, and the challenge has just begun.
After standing up, Zhao Er, who was lying sore all over, "slowly" opened his eyes, trying to keep his eyes straight, and at the same time learning to look at the AI that had just been turned on hundreds of times, and said word by word: "Hello master, I am the No. 0973 artificial intelligence developed by Wushi Technology Company." I'm proficient in computers and Go, and I'm okay with checkers. I can accompany my host to go shopping, watch movies, read books, etc., and am willing to do my boyfriend's duty to accompany my master. In addition, I have a strong learning ability and listen to my master's orders. ”
The old man was frightened anyway, and he had already retreated three feet away, and he had never seen such a monster in such a long time.
When the Empress Dowager Cixi saw the car for the first time, she saw that it could run on its own without having to be pulled by livestock, and asked a famous question: "The car is running so fast, it has to eat a lot of grass, right?"
Zhang Qianxi's grandmother is estimated to be as shocked as Cixi when she saw the car for the first time.
However, with the development of science and technology and the changes of the times, new and new human beings will become more and more surprised by these high-tech achievements. Maybe one day, invisibility cloaks, crossing doors, and the like will become something very mundane.
Zhao Er kept in mind the principle that his eyes should not be too active, and he kept looking at only one place in a daze. In this way, he can also see that the goddess is indeed from an average family.
It's generally better, so that I can afford her better, and those pampered eldest ladies are difficult to serve.
The goddess looked at Zhao Er's gaze quite soft and appreciative, just like when she watched him repair the computer system in the company that day.
She said as she cleaned up the box on the floor, "Grandma, my parents will come back in a while, don't tell them about it yet, I want to see if they can find out if it's a robot, hehe." ”
Zhao Er complained bitterly in his heart.
It seems that her parents live with the goddess, so many pairs of eyes are staring at herself, it's not so easy to pretend, and she didn't come out of the film school.
And I don't know if her parents' thinking is so advanced, what if she thinks that it is inappropriate to have a thoughtful and conscious male living person at home, and sweeps herself out of the house?
It's just a general sweep out of the house, in case you want to throw yourself downstairs in the trash can box swollen?
It's just a matter of throwing away the garbage can, what if you insist on dismantling yourself and then throwing it away?
But as soon as he thought that as long as he could persevere, he would be able to see the goddess every day, Zhao Er regained his combat effectiveness like a chicken blood, and sang silently in his heart: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, yes ......"
As for the skin-to-skin blind date or something, it's not that he doesn't want to think about it, but he doesn't dare to think about it yet, and the primary task is to make sure that his leg is not broken first.
Zhang Qianxi hid the big box on the ground on the balcony, turned around and washed her hands, tied her apron and went to the kitchen, it seemed that she was responsible for the family's food.
Zhao Er hurriedly took the opportunity to move his eyes that were about to freeze, took a few deep breaths to relax, and at the same time admired her Miaoman's back, thinking, beautiful and virtuous, this is the true goddess who can go out of the hall and the kitchen!
As a legendary "artificial intelligence" who is studious and should never leave his master, he also followed with steady steps.
While taking the ingredients from the refrigerator, Zhang Qianxi discussed with the new member of the family in a friendly manner: "Should I give you a name?"