Chapter 584: Execution
Although this bone-splitting old fairy has a paranoid love for partnering and deceiving people, there is really nothing to say about his medical skills.
Ning Hao just looked at his bandage and bandaging skills, and felt that this guy, whether it was surgery or internal medicine, should be the pinnacle and kill any divine doctor in the mortal world in seconds.
Tang Yumo saw Ning Hao's eyes showing amazement on the side, and immediately began to make an introduction,
"The old immortal who cut off the bones is an immortal who has entered the immortal book with a medical path, and is known as the Demon Hand Heavenly Doctor in the Heavenly Court. However, there are not many sick people in Heavenly Court, and there are no patients for a year and a half. In order to get over the addiction of treatment, infusion, and surgery, he also worked as a black market doctor in private. It's mainly for those ugly-looking fairies to cut their double eyelids, or painless abortion or something. Sometimes, it also helps us do something. ”
"Hey......"
The old fairy doctor who was bandaging sighed,
"Before, I also helped people do liposuction for weight loss, skin whitening and other surgeries. Now that the underworld is doing that Taobao shop to get those ghost liposuction, fair-skinned pills, and ghost hyaluronic acid, it is almost robbing my business. If it weren't for the rain fairy to introduce me to some business, I wouldn't even be able to drink alcohol. ”
The life of the Heavenly Court is so similar to that of the Mortal World......
Ning Hao thought about the ghosts and fairies in the Taobao brush evaluation group again, and finally relieved, are they all inconsistent!
"Alright, now I'll help you out, remember what I said. Walking in front of Lei Gong, his expression was slightly painful, and his eyes had a little sadness, as if he was inexplicably lost, and there was a sense of relief for no reason. ”
Ning Hao supported his forehead, after cutting his kidney, of course, male function was discounted, isn't it the sorrow of Dandan. This bone-splitting old fairy summed it up accurately.
Tang Yumo walked out first holding an altar and greeted Jing Xiarui loudly,
"Xia Rui, this is a fresh kidney, immediately send it to the Immortal Demon Express next to the Shangqing Palace, and send it to the Demon Realm urgently. ”
Lei Gong was still sitting on the stool, and when he heard Tang Yumo's words, he immediately stood up and said loudly,
"Is my brother well?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the old immortal who had cut off the bones helped Ning Hao, who was weak-faced, to walk out and answer,
"Of course it's fine, do you think my name as a bony old fairy is fake? Cutting off a kidney is as simple as cutting a toenail for me, what kind of medical accident can Hai have?"
Ning Hao followed the instructions of the old immortal who cut off the bones, imagining that he would be a half-eunuch in the future, with a melancholy and sad expression, full of weak and feminine beauty.
Then the old fairy began to add materials,
"But this little fairy friend will only have one kidney in the future, don't let him do any heavy work. There is also a period of recuperation, it is best to rely on him for everything, otherwise the anger will break the wound and it will be life-threatening. ”
Lei Gong felt guilty when he heard this, helped Ning Hao, and said with tears in his eyes,
"Brother, you're tired. My brother is really not human...... Hey......"
Ning Hao stretched out his hand and gently covered the non-existent wound on his abdomen, shook his head and said,
"As long as it doesn't affect the future of Brother Lei Gong, what if I have both kidneys cut? Although there is no afterlife in this life, but Brother Lei Gong, your brother, I Ning Hao has identified it. ”
Lei Gong felt more and more guilty in his heart, slapped himself in the face, and said hatefully,
"It's my brother's bastard. Your immortal body is so weak, only a few immortals. I should have cut my kidney earlier, Brother Hao, I can't stand you. In the future, if you settle in Heavenly Court, I will take care of my girlfriend, and you won't be left unwanted. ”
Ning Hao continued to sigh, "Hey, I'm only half a man, and if you talk about finding a woman, wouldn't that hurt people!"
This sentence made Lei Gong even more uncomfortable, and glared at Tang Yumo fiercely,
"Tang Yumo, you are ruthless enough, the mountains and rivers meet, I don't believe that the rain fairy can continue to be so arrogant. ”
After saying this, he helped Ning Hao to turn around and leave, with a black face all the way, swearing that he would come back one day with revenge and let this Hao Hao commissary be closed.
Ning Hao was secretly happy in his heart, Lei Gong's heart was now accepted, and this time it was much better for Zhou Huawen and the two to avoid lightning strikes.
But he was secretly worried in his heart, he had previously considered Shan Ying's future in Heavenly Court, but now he had faintly revealed clues.
Looking at the arrogant appearance of Tang Yumo and Jing Xiarui, the two little immortals are simply familiar with doing evil things like you, and I can't count how many times I have done it.
The two of them walked out of Heavenly Court Square and turned into a straight street, which was still deserted, but there were already some shops.
"This is Suzaku Street, one of the four main roads of the Heavenly Court. ”
Lei Gong introduced while pointing to the shop,
"You just cut your kidney, and your body is weak, I'll help you buy a thousand-year-old golden ginseng to make up for it. I still have a thousand magic weapon gems here, give me the four thousand magic weapon gems on your body. ”
Ning Hao was dumbfounded, scratched his head and said,
"Brother Lei Gong, I really don't have a single magic weapon gem on my body. ”
Lei Gong was stunned,
"Didn't you say that there are 10,000 magic weapon gems for the immortal kidney, Tang Yumo, that little devil should make up for you 4,000 magic weapon gems, right?"
Ning Hao looked dazed...... I didn't expect the old fairy to have a lot of calculations, but he didn't expect that there would be such a scene. This Lei Gong is too, Lao Tzu obviously cut off his kidneys, and he still remembers the magic weapons and gems so clearly.
I didn't think that Lei Gong patted his head and laughed,
"yes, I didn't think of this layer. You only have the extreme immortal virtue in you, and now you can't be regarded as a fairy world figure at all. This time, Tang Yumo did a lot of calculations, and he didn't want to do a loss-making business. ”
Ning Hao had a black line, and secretly thought that Lei Gong's heart is really big, why don't you cut a kidney, this business is a loss for Lao Tzu no matter what, okay?
Seeing that Ning Hao's body was not too weak, Lei Gong nodded with satisfaction,
"It seems that your kid's resistance is okay. My brother is mortal, and he can be so heroic, worthy of being a good man who stands up to the sky. ”
In order to respond to him, Ning Hao really didn't want to be supported by a man as tall as him. Take off his finger and say,
"It doesn't feel so painful anymore, the effect of the old fairy who cut off the bones gave me that medicine is indeed extraordinary. ”
The two of them walked straight forward, and after a while, they reached the end of Suzaku Street, which was actually a cliff that was soaring to the sky. Surrounded by spiritual light next to the cliff, it should be an enchantment circle.
There were three or five heavenly generals standing beside the magic circle, and when they saw Lei Gong coming, they greeted him warmly,
"Brother Lei Gong, I'm on a business trip again. Let's get your pass stamped. ”
Lei Gong took out a jade plate in the shape of a document from his pocket and handed it to Tianjiangdao,
"This is my subordinate Ning Hao, and the Jade Emperor asked me to take him to work for a few days, so I want to go to the lower realm together. ”
The Celestial General nodded, "We know this situation. But he's a mortal, so you have to keep it in check. You can't disturb the mortal creatures, you must kill them, and you must die by lightning strikes. This time, the two birdmen are still on the island, so go and go back quickly. ”
After receiving the jade plate handed back by the general, Lei Gong stretched out his hand and put Ning Hao on his shoulder, and said in a deep voice,
"Brother Hao, you don't know how to soar, sit firmly on your shoulders. ”
Ning Hao immediately felt the clouds and fog, facing the howling wind, and said loudly,
"Brother Lei Gong, where are we going?"
Lei Gong sighed slightly and said in a deep voice,
"I'm sorry Brother Hao, Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan violated the rules of heaven and must be executed by lightning strike!"