Chapter 583: Performing Arts
At this time, Ning Hao knew that it was time for him to appear, if he made too much trouble, it would not be good for things.
"Rain Ink Fairy, don't be angry. Lord Lei Gong was also in a hurry to say something like that. ”
Tang Yumo sings with a white face, and of course Ning Hao can only sing with a red face.
"Lord Lei Gong is in public office, and if he doesn't pay his debts, he must not go to the law enforcement brigade. He has a wife and children, and the mortgage has not been paid off, if he loses his job, won't he be forced to die. Kill people to pay for your life, and repay your debts! I, Ning Hao, am a single person, and even if I die, I will protect my big brother Lei Gong's thoughtfulness!"
"The two of us drank this wine together, and of course we should pay for the wine together. But now my eldest brother has no money, and neither do I. I'll do it all by myself. Didn't you just say that there is a way to donate organs? I'm here to donate a kidney, and I beg you not to report to the official, which will affect the future of my Lord Lei Gong. ”
In this paragraph, Ning Hao said impassionedly, so that the listeners wept and the listeners were sad.
As soon as the words fell, a blood-colored glow in the sky just fell on Ning Hao.
It seems that he is becoming more and more miserable, and he has the resolute intention of cutting off his kidney and not returning.
Tang Yumo and Jing Xiarui, the two little immortals, were stunned when they heard this, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
Lei Gong's eyes were like two bells, but he had no focus, his mouth was wide open, and a few drops of saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth...... Half a day later, he shook his head suddenly,
"Brother Ning Hao, I have this confidant in my life, and I have no regrets when I die. In the future, if my brother asks me for something, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, the oil pot purgatory, if my Lei Gong doesn't say half a word, he will be raised by a bitch. ”
Ning Hao's expression was sad, but he secretly smiled in his heart, just waiting for your words.
Hugging Lei Gong, Ning Hao said in a trembling voice,
"Big brother, I, Ning Hao, have no worries in my life, only the two brothers in the mortal world can't rest assured. I don't want anything else, I just ask your subordinates to be merciful and let go of Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan. ”
Unexpectedly, when Lei Gong heard this, his expression stiffened again, and finally shook his head sadly,
"Brother, this is heavenly, irreversible. If I let them go and get dismissed, someone else will take my place and hack them. I can only reply that I should be sharp when I use lightning to slash them, so that they don't have too much pain. ”
Nima ......
Feelings, I have acted in vain for half a day.
Ning Hao suddenly fell into a state of stiffness, and he couldn't turn a little.
After hearing this, Tang Yumo also glanced at Ning Hao, shook his head slightly, and made it clear that this situation could not be broken.
"Brother Lei Gong, you wait here for a while, I will go into the store and finish the operation and come out to accompany you to the mortal world. ”
Ning Hao had no choice at all at this time, so he could only pretend to cut his kidney, and delay the time first.
Tang Yumo saw him say this, and he could only accompany him to perform this scene, and raised his hand to greet Jing Xiarui,
"Xia Rui, you go and call the black market doctor we usually use to help him operate. ”
The two of them entered the small room of the commissary, and Tang Yumo poured him another bowl of ice branch water, and persuaded him,
"If it's a violation of heaven, I don't think I can do it. Lei Gong didn't dare to show favoritism even if he lost his job. After a while, the heavenly doctor came, and you pretended to scream a few times, this thing can't be done, but you are still working under Lei Gong. It's also good to have a good impression. ”
Ning Hao let out a long sigh, "That's the only way." ”
Sit in a chair and rack your brains while drinking ice water.
Lei Gong, this guy definitely doesn't dare to violate the rules of heaven. When Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan turned into dragons, the heavens and the earth were combined, and the movement was too big, and they would definitely not be able to pass the test without an explanation.
No matter how long the time drags on, this matter must be seen in the end.
After thinking about it, Ning Hao still had no clue, took out his mobile phone and opened the dialog box of the Difu Taobao store to enter,
"Is Brother Black there?"
"Master Hao, I'm here, and I've been staying here without blinking. I said that the five purple gold lightning pestles, you better find a place to settle down as soon as possible, the things in the heavenly realm are placed in the underworld, this is simply looking for death, my lord. ”
Looking at the words in the dialog box, Ning Hao's mind suddenly flashed, and he typed quickly,
"Can these five purple gold lightning pestles dodge the lightning strikes of Lei Gong?"
"Needless to say. These five things are the things that were refined in the Laojun Bagua Alchemy Furnace. The Nine Heavens Wind Thunder Gang is powerful, it is a thunder that can kill the True Immortal, a hundred times more powerful than the Zixiao Divine Thunder. The nine days of wind and thunder, the iron bones melted at the extreme, and the thunder and the true immortal were annihilated. ”
Black Impermanence continues to send messages,
"Do you know why this thing is pressed on the top of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? The Jade Emperor was able to go through 108,000 eons and be immortal, relying on this thing. ”
"Are you sure you can resist the thunder of Lei Gong?" Ning Hao confirmed again.
"I can't avoid using my head as a stool for you to sit on. ”
Ning Hao got this reply, he was in a good mood, and continued to type,
"From this moment on, you put those five purple gold lightning pestles at your feet, and don't walk away for a moment. I'll send you a message, you'll have to send it to me right away. Human life is at stake, don't drop the chain for me. ”
Black Impermanence immediately replied to the message,
"Master Hao, how dare I go away. You just got the bone lice thing out of the way, and you got it again. Ming told you, now I have stopped the lifting circle of the building on the other side, all the personnel have been emptied, and the door has been locked with more than a dozen locks. If I don't give these five things away, I won't be able to sleep well. ”
Putting the phone back in his pocket, Ning Hao felt a little more at ease.
Now we can only see how the mortal world operates, if we can get Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan between the five purple gold lightning pestles before Lei Gong rains down the lightning strike, it is no problem to avoid the lightning tribulation.
After a while, the little fairy Jing Xiarui came in with an old immortal with a fairy wind bone, Tang Yumo motioned for Jing Xiarui to go out, and then let the old fairy sit on the stool and said,
"Old Immortal, you sit here and drink ice branch water for a while, and I will pay the outpatient fee, but you have to use your expression and body language to let the Lei Gong outside know that you have cut off one of this person's kidneys. ”
The old fairy who cut the bones was stunned, and immediately cracked his cheeks and smiled,
"Yumo Xiaoxian rest assured, I am the best at acting. But if you want to be realistic, it's better for me to cut off the kidney for this immortal first, and then sew it back, there is a wound here, and it is fake and true. ”
Ning Hao's eyes straightened, which film school did Nima, this old fairy who cut off his bones, graduate from? This desire to act is also too realistic.
"You're sick in the head, aren't you? I'll lie to him, I need to be so real. ”
Ning Hao was angry, and he couldn't wait to give the bowl to this old immortal who had cut off the bones.
"Don't be angry, Xiaoxian, if you're afraid of pain, I can make a shallow cut on your body and sew it up. It is also able to achieve half of the real effect. ”
The old fairy who cut off the bones did not give up, it seems that he is addicted to surgery, and he can't live without a little blood today.
Tang Yumo couldn't help but smile and said,
"Don't be joking, old fairy who has cut off bones, you can just give him a ring of straps. Get some blood on it, and it will also look real. ”
"Hey, you little fresh meat now, your attitude towards performing arts is too flashy. Okay, I'll do as you say, but the consultation fee is not less. ”
The old fairy who cut the bones took out a roll of straps from the medicine box and said in a deep voice,
"When you go out, you should try to pretend to be weak and endure the pain, but not too exaggerated. I've cheated a lot in my life, and I haven't missed once, so don't smash my signboard. ”
Ning Hao was speechless, what kind of immortals did Heavenly Court raise!
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