436. Show one
Lu Dapeng's words made Chen Song understand that this old brother must have watched one less movie on weekdays, that is, "Brave Heart".
In fact, Lu Dapeng's words are not as simple as having a brave heart, it must be said that he has a wild heart.
Knowing that Lu Dapeng was more powerful than Chen Song, Francete's face was incredible.
He looked at Lu Dapeng's pouting little belly and wanted to question it, and then remembered Chen Song's unscientific toughness, from Chen Song he learned the truth that you can't judge people, so he temporarily believed Lu Dapeng's words, and waved around and said: "There is a new master here, a master who is even more powerful than Vince." ”
"More powerful than Vince? How powerful is this?" several people came up.
Lu Dapeng is a man who likes to stand out, he doesn't mind being the center of the topic and the focus of attention, Chen Song feels that if he looked as handsome as Bai Gu, he would definitely have joined the film and television industry to be an idol.
He didn't panic when he was watched by a group of strangers, but raised his head and chested up - he also knew that his belly was a little big.
Franceti said to him, "Show one, awesome brother, give us a great show." ”
Chen Song helped him translate, Lu Dapeng was dumbfounded, and he asked: "Uh, acting? What are you performing? I'm good at car repair and welding, so it's not good to perform here, right?"
"You idiot, people must let you perform singing and dancing, or do you want to have a pot dance? Jiang Tao didn't know where it came from, and he gloated.
Chen Song said helplessly: "Don't talk nonsense, what kind of singing and dancing, people are asking you to perform martial arts or fitness projects." You're miserable, big bird, you're going to be disgraced to the Arctic Circle today. ”
Jiang Tao said in surprise: "Is there something wrong with these old irons? They think every Chinese is Bruce Lee? What kind of martial arts is this performing?"
Chen Song was too lazy to say, he pointed at Lu Dapeng and said, "Let him carry his own pot." ”
Lu Dapeng said weakly: "What pot do I have to carry? Isn't it that they ask me or you who is more powerful, and I say that I am powerful?
Jiang Tao nodded: "Yes, Lao Chen is a waste of firewood, I remember that in high school, he had a fight with someone in the toilet and was almost pushed into the pit, do you remember, Lao Chen?"
Grass you uncle's legs, do you even remember this bullshit? Chen Song complained silently in his heart, pretending not to hear his words.
Lu Dapeng knew that Chen Song was powerful, after all, it had only been less than ten days since Chen Song had dealt with the Ma Pole gang alone.
Franciti thought he was embarrassed, so he waved his arms and called on the people around him to shout together, so it was like a Chinese college student military training, and a group of people were there shouting: "Chinese masters, perform one." ”
Chen Song happened to see the excitement, he didn't think it was too big to shout: "Come one, come one, twist and pinch like words, like what? Big girl!"
Lu Dapeng is notoriously cheeky, he just said that he couldn't slap himself in the face, he couldn't do that kind of thing.
So his mind spun quickly, and then he took off his coat and tightened his belt, and his face was solemn.
This is considered a master's style, and the onlookers have stepped back, leaving him with enough space.
Another person proposed: "Maybe you can let him perform in the boxing ring, is anyone willing to cooperate with him?"
This proposal was vetoed by themselves, and the big guys all know that Chen Song can fight, so how can he cooperate on stage if he can fight better than Chen Song?
In some ways, the people of Iceland are so simple, and it has to do with the environment in which they live.
Lu Dapeng sniffed and began to perform, he first pulled his hands up from the crotch of his pants, lifted his chest and pressed down, just like a wrestler on the old Beiping overpass.
Chen Song asked, "What's the matter, Lao Tie, are you going to perform a chest crushing boulder?"
Lu Dapeng glared at him angrily: "Shut up, I just took a breath of true anger and let you interrupt me for nothing." ”
Chen Song sneered disdainfully: "You can't pull because gravity is not enough." ”
Lu Dapeng took a few deep breaths repeatedly, suddenly screamed 'Ahh
Everyone is stunned, what is this?
Jiang Tao asked: "Hiss, this is the legendary Shaolin seventy-two stunts, milking dragon grippers!"
Francetti asked Chen Song with a puzzled expression: "What kind of Chinese kung fu is this?"
Chen Song said: "He had polio when he was a child, and he was sick again. ”
How could Francete believe this, if he wasn't stupid? He continued to ask seriously, "Vince, what kind of kung fu is this?"
Chen Song didn't know this, he couldn't mess around, because he couldn't fool these people, so he had to ask Lu Dapeng: "Big Bird, what are you doing?"
"You are the thing, I am a nirvana in the rivers and lakes, inherited from Brother Biao, a brother on Victoria Road, who relied on this trick to fight and kill, and became a famous ruthless person on the East Three Provincial Highway. Lu Dapeng said very seriously.
Chen Song didn't care: "You can explain it to the foreigners yourself." ”
He also went to do pull-ups, which were like playing to him, and he landed on the ground without gasping after fifty of them.
Immediately, Lu Dapeng came over and asked, "When are you going to drink at the bar?"
Chen Song asked, "Are you a drunkard?"
Lu Dapeng sneered: "It doesn't matter if you drink or not, the main thing is that I am entangled by these foreigners, let's leave quickly, I am afraid that if I don't go, I will lose face." ”
Chen Song teased him: "Are you still afraid of losing face? You shouldn't be afraid, you are a two-skinned face, you have lost one and another." ”
It was impossible for them to leave as soon as they came, but Chen Song took him to change the venue and went to the archery hall and the martial arts hall to have a look.
Next, Lu Dapeng didn't dare to pretend to be forced, because the rest of these branches are all actual combat types, if you are good at archery, then give you a bow and arrow to perform, and if you are good at fighting, you will go directly to the iron cage to fight, if you play well with weapons, there are still eighteen kinds of weapons waiting over there.
Jiang Tao was quite interested in these weapons, and there was a double-edged battle axe on the ground, and his eyes lit up when he saw it: "Damn, this is the legendary Viking battle axe?"
He used to grab the tomahawk and wanted to pull it out to take a photo, but he gritted his teeth and used all the strength to lick the dog, and he couldn't pull out the tomahawk.
Tao Yao said with concern: "Be careful of your waist." ”
Jiang Tao blushed.
Chen Song said to him: "Don't waste your efforts, that battle axe is an ornamental object, and under it is welded to an iron plate under the floor, even if the Chu Overlord who can carry the tripod comes, he can only look at it." ”
Jiang Tao was in a much better mood: "I'll just say that I'm not such a weak chicken, but I'm also the tiger of Ali's IT man." ”
Chen was relieved: "You people, one of you is shameless, how can I make friends like you?"
"What is the posture of net sex?" Jiang Tao asked.
Lu Dapeng said: "Have you found the reason from yourself? Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenix rats, and they will make holes......
", you said that the smell is the same, and I can still understand the same raccoon dog, what the hell is this dragon giving birth to a dragon and a phoenix?" Chen Song scolded with a smile.