437. Midnight drunk
The largest public place in Liuying Town is this sports club, there must be more than a dozen branches of various libraries, and it was already late at night after Chen Song took them to play around.
At this time, the bar is the most lively, and after they enter the bar, they are immediately greeted by the smell of alcohol, and in the deafening music, many strong men and beautiful women writhing on the dance floor.
Lu Dapeng, Jiang Tao and Zhang Zhiduo, the three of them were honest after entering, sitting in a seat holding a glass of beer and drinking it carefully.
Whether it's a farmer, an IT man, or a soldier, these three groups of people have nothing to do with bars, and they can't accept this kind of environment.
Tao Yao had to get used to it a lot, and after she went in, she went to order wine by herself, and asked for whiskey very cruelly.
The bartender Pete Sensson said, "Hey, beauty, would you like to try our cherry brew? This is my own recipe, the cherries are imported from your Asia, and the taste is super good, the whole of Iceland is unique!"
Tao Yao smiled: "Thank you so much, then have a glass of cherry brew, I have to try your recommendation." ”
Cherry craft beer doesn't look like beer, it's like juice, it's served in a triangular cup, it's a gentle pink color, and there are clear ice cubes inside, and when you shake the glass, rich bubbles will come out.
Seeing this, Tao Yao shared it with his circle of friends: When you come to Iceland, you must go to the sunset sea in Liuying Town, watch a sunset at the northernmost point of the earth, and taste a cup of the most delicious home-brewed craft beer in Northern Europe (drooling)
Lu Dapeng whispered to Jiang Tao: "Little brother, this is the object you have found accurately? ”
Chen Song said unhappily: "What kind of clubbing can a girl do? Especially in Northern Europe, clubbing is a very common leisure way, similar to our skewers over there." Besides, Comrade Chairman has said that those who do not take a break will not work, and others will not work. ”
Jiang Tao nodded and said, "That's right, I'm also going to try cherry beer, old iron, what do you say about cherry beer?"
Lu Dapeng curled his tongue and said, "pi-jiu-ying-taoer." ”
Chen Song: Mader is mentally retarded.
Jiang Tao went to Pietersenson and asked for a glass of cherry brew, Piesonson looked at him hesitantly and asked, "Are you sure? You want pink charm, right?"
"I want the same beer as the lady. "Jiang Tao's English is very good, after all, he was also a scholar at the beginning.
After getting his confirmation, Pietersensson didn't talk nonsense anymore and gave him the cherry brew.
Jiang Tao came to a foreign bar for the first time, and he was naturally curious, so he walked around with a beer.
After a while, he returned to his seat, and Zhang Zhiduo asked, "Are you back so soon?" I think there are a lot of interesting things in this bar, why don't you go and see it?"
Jiang Tao said weakly: "I want to go and see, but why do old men always look at me? I feel that their eyes are not quite right." ”
A few minutes later, Pietersensson came over again, and he brought Jiang Tao a glass of wine with a black color like cola, Jiang Tao was stunned: "You sent the wrong person, right? I didn't order this wine." ”
Peterson smiled and said, "No, I didn't send it wrong, this midnight drunk was asked for you to drink, and that gentleman ordered it for you." ”
He stretched out his hand to the bar, and a stout young man gave Jiang Tao a flying kiss unabashedly.
Jiang Tao's scalp suddenly tingled, and he asked, "There must be some misunderstanding here, right?"
Chen Song asked Petersonson, "That guy is also from our town, why am I a little blind?"
"He's called Shaw, he's a photographer, and his home is in town, but he spends most of his time in Reykjavik or the big cities of Zurich and Stockholm. ”
Chen Song asked, "Okay, what about his orientation? You know what I mean?"
"I know, he's the same guy as this dude. Pietersenson pointed at Jiang Tao.
Jiang Tao cast a pleading look at Chen Song: "Brother, what are you talking about?"
Chen Song ignored him and continued to ask: "You answer more directly, does he like men or women." ”
"It's definitely not a woman, and it's hard to say if it's a man, but I'm not a sexist bastard, but I'm not sure if the GAYs are pure men. ”
Pietersensson's words were a bit awkward, but the meaning was very direct: the brother who looked sturdy was GAY, a very common GAY in Iceland, and because it was common, he regarded Jiang Tao as a similar person.
After learning this, Jiang Tao suddenly exploded, and he said angrily: "Lao Tzu pure masters, the kind that is super fierce and super tough, why does he think I am GAY?"
Chen Song pointed to the pink charm and said: "There are only two kinds of people who order women's beer in Iceland, one is a woman, and the other is a non-pure man. ”
Jiang Tao was stunned, and then quietly pushed the wine glass in front of Lu Dapeng.
Lu Dapeng: "Did I make you, aren't you framed for this?"
Zhang Zhiduo smiled: "I think this proves your charm, the so-called blessings and misfortunes lurk, misfortunes and blessings rely on, maybe this is a good thing." ”
Chen Song raised his eyebrows at him and said, "If you are tired of eating big meals such as pork ribs and braised pork, will you want to taste it when you encounter cabbage and rotten potatoes?"
Jiang Tao was anxious: "Lao Chen, you are really not a thing, don't forget to sarcastically mock me at this time." ”
Chen Song said: "Okay, okay, I don't sarcastic you, so what do you remember to let him wear a condom, the gay circle is a little messy, and there is a bit more HIV." ”
Lu Dapeng said with great interest: "I heard that normal people's fart sound is bang, bang, bang, your fart sound is ha, ha, ha, you let me open my eyes when you turn around." ”
"Did I make you? Jiang Tao was furious.
He wanted to drop the midnight drunk on the ground to show his identity, but Chen Song threatened him: "That buddy's arms are as thick as your legs......"
"Chickens are as thick as your wrists. Lu Dapeng added.
Jiang Tao almost cried.
Chen Song said: "Don't scare him, anyway, his force value is much stronger than yours at a glance, so you'd better not stimulate him, in case he provokes him to make an overlord and force a bow, then you will definitely not be able to resist, and you will be finished at that time." ”
Jiang Tao said: "Let's go home quickly, I don't want to increase my knowledge anymore." ”
Chen Song laughed: "You don't have to be afraid, as long as you don't drink his wine, it's fine." Well, I'll help you solve this problem, and you remember that you owe me a favor. ”
"It must be remembered, it must be remembered. Jiang Tao nodded as if kowtowing to his ancestors.
Lu Dapeng interjected again: "If that's the case, then how can you repay your brother Song?"
"Get out!"
Chen Song sent the midnight drunken back and told the artist that Jiang Tao was a straight man, and he was just a bit of a sissy, so he would be pink charming.
Xiao was very unwilling and asked: "Could it be that he has not realized that he likes a man? Sometimes some new comrades will be full of confusion about their own cognition." ”
Chen Song looked at Jiang Tao, who was staring at the two headlights with his eyes apart, and said, "No, I know this goods too well." ”