I was woken up early the next morning by a burst of singing, in fact, it is still very good to listen to a song when I get up in the morning, both enjoy and relieve fatigue, but the song I heard is a bit of a special grass egg, that can't be called singing at all, if I have to describe it, then I can only use the sound of the big donkey in the wild when he is in heat to metaphor;

The sound was so harsh, it was just noise, I wanted to cover my ears with a pillow and squint for five minutes, but ten minutes passed, and the song continued, and it was the same song over and over again, I had listened to it no less than five times, and I could sing a few words along with it.

Today is one of the exams, I wanted to sleep steadily, received seven o'clock, and then got up to wash my face, buy two buns and a cup of soy milk, take a taxi to school, eat full, dress warmly, dress handsome, isn't that very good, I can also play extraordinarily during the exam, make him a hundred and eighty points, how cool;

But it's not as good as people want, I glanced out of the window, the sky was dark, just a little bit of the meaning of brightening the sky, it can be more than six o'clock, it's still far from seven o'clock, don't think that the singing outside must be Xiao Meng, except for him, there is no one else to make this movement, I greeted Xiao Meng cordially in my heart one hundred and eighty times.

"Damn, I really can't sleep, I'm going to collapse, I scratched my itchy hair, I haven't washed my hair for three or four days, I scratched my scalp, maybe I didn't pay too much attention, I scratched the wound on my head with a force, oozing a little blood, but not a lot, wipe it with my hands and it's fine. ”

I rubbed my eyes full of eye feces, picked for a long time, all down several pieces, I opened my eyes, I was confused in the bed looking for clothes, looking for a long time did not find, I lifted the quilt to get out of bed, I felt a cool breeze all over my body, there is a kind of pleasure of blowing the wind and the fart.

I rubbed my eyes vigorously, I glanced at my own body, what, why am I still naked, what about my pants, who took them off for me, why are all my clothes gone, which calf got it for me, I ran to the door and pushed open a small slit and glanced out.

"I'm standing ...... ....... paper in the bathroom in hand....ask the world who picks ....... me with his hand....I sit on the toilet..... I can't ....... um....poof..... huh...... Bang ....... oh..... shiver ..... comfortable ....."

"It's special to sing again, just this adapted version of "The Loyal Servant to the Country", Xiao Meng, are you in the toilet, do you see my pants? ”

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"Hey, what are you doing, I'm talking to you, my pants are gone, I saw that no one paid attention to me, I shouted again. ”

"Zhang Feng....wait a minute... I was immediately fine..... well..... ha...... "coo-dong" sound, as soon as I heard it, I knew that it was a little dry intestine, the sound of a peg falling into the toilet. ”

After a few minutes, the sound of toilet flushing came, the bathroom door was opened, and the second dog walked out of it, holding toilet paper in his hand, followed by a little teddy in the innermost, and kept clicking his mouth, could it be that the excrement of the second dog in the toilet was eaten by this puppy, that scene was a little disgusting, I really dare not imagine, it is easy to vomit.

"You're noisy early in the morning, I'm, I've just pulled a special pleasure, and I have no desire to be greeted by you like this, and the second dog glanced at me and muttered. ”

Why are you here? Didn't you go home yesterday, and why did you get the dog over too?" I asked, gesturing to little teddy squatting on the ground.

"What do you want me to be here? Is this my house good, it's you here with me, did you drink a little too much red wine yesterday, and you haven't sobered up yet, you can't drink this amount of alcohol, big brother, please open your eyes and take a look in a circle carefully, to see whose house this is, Ergouzi took out a handful of crotch and said. ”

Listening to the second dog say this, I hula suddenly remembered, this is indeed the home of the second dog, yesterday the two of us came together, this red wine is really a few handfuls of strength, or the strength of the back, I didn't feel anything when I drank it, it was really uncomfortable after this, I still feel the pain of this brain melon seed, I rubbed my temples.

"Haha... If you can't drink, don't talk about the calf, Ao, you are the first to drink red wine as beer, and dip the pickles on the hour, you are a real cow, hurry up, clean up, it's more than six o'clock, go out to eat something in a while, the second dog smiled and said that he was going to leave. ”

"Don't go yet, you come back to me, I said hello. ”

"What are you doing? I have to get dressed, start dressing up, a good day is coming, I want to show the best state to meet, hello .....yawn, the second dog eyes were red and yawned, it seems that the second dog is sleepy like a dog. ”

You're going to greet a yarn, where's my pants, where are you going to give me?

"Ah....let me throw it away?" the second dog said casually. ”

"What the hell, what do you say, you threw my pants away for me? I don't wear pants, so I can't swish into the wind, I have a cold, what about my cotton pants and clothes? Where did I go? I searched around the house and couldn't find it. ”

"Ah...... I threw it away, too. ”

No, big brother, what do you want to do, what are you throwing at me, what am I wearing, am I going to school naked?

"Damn, it's like I'm willing to throw your few things, you don't know what kind of crazy you are smoking after drinking yesterday, singing "Eighteen Touches" in the house, I thought about knocking on the door, I didn't expect you to throw all your clothes out, and jumped up and undressed, if I didn't run fast you would have to take me in, I was easy to cyan chrysanthemums are not guaranteed, the second dog rudely picked the ditch. ”

"I'm a day, maybe I really drank too much yesterday, and I won't drink a few handfuls of red wine in the future, so you can't leave my clothes for me, what am I wearing?"

Do you think I'm willing to skim it, can you still wear your clothes? There is blood on it, and your vomit, that's called a burial, and the clothes are still stained with vegetable leaves and green onions, and the old handfuls smell like it, you don't know how much courage I mustered to throw it, I wrapped three or four layers of plastic wrap around my hands, you see my hands, and now they are still a little white, and the second dog stretched out his hand to me.

"I glanced at it indeed, then you can't throw it away for me, hurry up and find it back for me, I'm not used to this feeling of walking without a crotch, it's a little uncomfortable, I urged. ”

"That....I guess it's enough to choke, I can't find it, I threw it into the trash can outside in the middle of the night, I listened to the garbage truck has gone two waves, it is estimated that it is gone, the second dog scratched his head with his teeth. ”

Grandma is a bear, you're really angry with me, what are you doing with throwing my clothes away, why am I going out today, it's still a midterm exam, and I can't ask for leave, I looked at the second dog speechlessly.

"It's okay, what a big thing, isn't it just clothes, can I still have less clothes in my house, wait, I'll go back to the house and give you two pieces, after saying that, the second dog turned around and entered a room, and took a look, good guy, it's full of clothes and shoes, slowly a room, this is the cloakroom played in TV. ”

"You hurry up and find me, the clothes are not good-looking, I don't wear them, they must be low-key and luxurious, they must conform to my temperament, or you will find my clothes for me, I shouted loudly outside the door. ”

Ergouzi pushed open the door and walked out with a bag and a shoe box in his hand: you quarrel a few times, it is still in line with your temperament, what kind of temperament can you have from your aesthetic point of view, just look at the thing you are wearing, like a special second fool, you wear this set of clothes and shoes I gave you, make sure you are handsome for four or five laps, and the little girls are staring at you when you go out, and the second dog said while handing me the things in his hand.

"Grass, let me take a look, your clothes and pants are new and old, there is nothing wrong with them, is there?" I took the bag and asked, and turned around to go into the house. ”

"Old, I'm sick, you wait a while, you turn to me to take a look, the second dog shouted. ”

"What the hell?"

"I'm grass, no, is it so chang, what can the guy, the second dog glanced at my crotch and said. ”

"Roll the calves, dead glass bottles, where to look, and I'm not afraid of eye disease, I closed them with a "bang". ”

After entering the house, I changed into the pants that the two dogs got for me, I looked at the new, the label is still there, and the other clothes and shoes are also new, I ran to the bathroom in the pants and took a shower, deliberately put on a little shower gel, made it fragrant, and tidied up the hairstyle.

"When I went back to the house, I put on the clothes that Ergouzi brought me, I put them on and looked in the mirror, and they were really handsome, black fleece Converse trousers, no need to wear cotton pants inside, gray Converse sweatshirt, a black baseball cotton suit on the outside, and shoes were also Converse's fleece canvas shoes. ”

This set of clothes adds up to 2,000 yuan, I usually can't think of it, this Nima's is too expensive, but this brand of clothes on the bed is handsome, I feel that I am handsome now, and my skin is still white.

"Ergouzi, how do you see me wearing this dress, handsome?" I ran to Ergouzi's room and pointed to myself and asked. ”

"The second dog went up and down a lot, and I said slowly: Well, it's very handsome, but it's still my clothes, your appearance is a little low, what's the matter, my Converse clothes are good, they're all new, what beauty point of mine is okay, right?