"Thank you for being a poop, your clothes are secondary, the important thing is our appearance, that's not to say, when I was a child, people in the community called me Liu Dehua of Songhuajiang, handsome scum, just this temperament on our body, ordinary people can't compare, full of aristocratic atmosphere, in ancient times, our ancestors also had emperors, if I count down I am also a descendant of the royal family, Ergouzi, why don't you kneel when you see me, are you going to commit the following crimes? Be careful that I destroy your nine clans. ”

"Get out of the calf, you still kneel down, which of you have an aristocratic temperament, and Songhuajiang Liu Dehua, do you still want to have a face? I think you seem to be Dr. Guo from Siping, I should introduce him to you and let the two of you communicate." ”

"Doctor Guo, who are you doing, from the plastic surgery hospital, you don't need to introduce me, do I still use plastic surgery like this? My little face is one of the best wherever I put it, the plastic surgeon can't go under the knife when he sees me, it's really perfect, every part is so ingenious!!

No, I can't stand you anymore, why can't you be so shameless, your face now, it's like the old ice skate on the bank of the Songhua River, quack thick, and very hard, you can't drill through it with an electric drill, what do you say, Ergouzi picked his nose and said.

"What do you mean, do you mean that my will is particularly strong? Even if it is snow, cold, frost and heat, no swords, guns and clubs can destroy my will, there is a kind of indestructible meaning, is that so? Am I right? I asked with my teeth gritted. ”

It's a poop, what kind of logic are you, you are still strong-willed, and indestructible, I really obey you, I'm talking about your cheeks, it's too thick, and it's shameless, I suspect what you have experienced in the past six months, how did you become this bear-like, is this still the Zhang Feng I know?

"Yes, I still know that Zhang Feng, you read that right, I am still so handsome and chic, I shook my hair and blew my bangs that didn't exist. ”

Go and go, hurry up and give me a few out, I can't communicate with you, we can't go on here, it's almost seven o'clock, and I don't have to take the exam after talking to you for a while, Ergouzi glanced at his phone, got up and pushed me out.

"You can clean up quickly, don't be sluggish, you're not a big girl, you have to dress up, it's almost enough, I stood at the door and shouted, and then laughed downstairs and sat on the sofa, teasing little Teddy, it's quite interesting. ”

"You said you are so small, and you call it a Tibetan mastiff, do you say you can call it right, or else, I'll give you a name, you call it Marshmallow, what's the matter, don't you feel particularly domineering, very in line with your appearance, I reached out and patted the little black nose of the Tibetan mastiff. ”

"Whew.....Whew..."

What are you doing, if you don't want to, you don't want to, what are you biting me for, look at your grinning teeth, it's too similar to the two dogs upstairs, I really suspect that you two are long-lost brothers, how similar are these eyes.

"Whew.....Whew... Woohoo. ”

It's not that you're always Wangwang something, I provoked you, I told you, if you are Wangwang, I'll kill you, and then throw you to the dog meat restaurant, and you can sell it for a good price, it's good to get a steamed teddy, it shouldn't be that many people have eaten teddy, I picked up the fruit knife on the table and measured it against the neck of the Tibetan mastiff.

My original intention was to tease the little Tibetan mastiff, I thought it didn't understand what I meant, but I didn't expect it to stop calling immediately, sitting there motionless, looking at me, there was a trace of mist in my eyes, as if I was going to cry, I couldn't bear it in an instant, I hurriedly threw the fruit knife aside.

"Hehe, you little guy, you're too smart, you understand everything, forget it, don't scare you, come, I'll hug you, come here, come over by yourself, I patted my leg and said. ”

"Hmm..... hum..... woo woo........ woo..."

The little Tibetan mastiff raised its little head and looked at me, then got up and slowly climbed on top of me, stretched out its tongue and licked my hand, and hummed quietly, looking very cute.

After a few minutes, Ergou walked down from the upstairs, and this guy also changed his clothes, with a pair of white Adidas sneakers on his feet, a pair of black sweatpants, a white T-shirt on his upper body, a silver cotton suit on the outside, and a white Nike baseball cap on his head.

Although the appearance of the second dog is much worse than mine, and he also lost to me in terms of temperament, I have to admit that the second dog is still very handsome, and he is very good at dressing up, and the most important thing is that he is very rich, if my family is the same as the second dog family, then I will also dress up, and I can also walk in the forefront of fashion.

"I'm grass, this guy is wearing it, he looks like a Korean star, and the whole hat is buttoned on his head, are you going out to play badminton, or are you going to play golf, you should also wear a pair of white gloves, how temperamental that guy looks, how much feeling, I glanced at Ergouzi and said. ”

Go to the side, you two are playing very well, this is all sitting on your legs, you two don't do anything, it's still a child, and it's still a little boy, you don't have to do such an inhuman thing, the second dog pointed at me and the little Tibetan mastiff.

", I'm even more angry when I hear you speak, and I'm embarrassed to say, are you cleaning up? Don't you have to put on makeup? Paint red lips on the big brother's foundation? I put the little Tibetan mastiff on the ground and stood up. ”

Makeup?joke, how can I put on makeup, a man's face can only be painted in one color, that is, the camouflage of the soldier, you understand, get up, let's walk, go to the exam, the second dog waved at me.

"Okay, let's go...... Wait a while, I ran to the refrigerator and got a sticky brush, sticking the dog hair on the clothes, although it was said that Teddy didn't shed hair, but it still fell off a little, after all, we have to clean up the new clothes. ”

"Grass, there are really a few handfuls, and there are sticky hair, why don't you stick it to the crotch, the second dog said while taking out the bag of dog food from under the coffee table, grabbed a handful of dog food, and picked up a intestine, put it in the bowl of the Tibetan mastiff, and gave a little water, I took a look, and it was still a mineral spring hand, which is too extravagant, even the dog drinks mineral water. ”

After the two of us went out in a breakfast shop opposite the community, I asked for some fritters and soy milk, and ordered two plates of small pickles, and I was really startled when the two dogs settled the accounts, and it cost forty yuan, and there were a lot of people checking out, and I was embarrassed to squeak and let the two dogs return.

I took a look at this breakfast shop, the scale is quite large, the facilities inside are very good, it is also very clean, there are more waiters, there are many types of breakfast, but the price is a bit too expensive, there are many people who come to eat breakfast at this price, and they are lined up to buy.

After buying, the two of us found a seat to eat, I tasted the taste, even if it was average, it didn't taste good, it was not as good as the stall outside, and I don't know what the people who came here to eat thought, maybe they all had money to burn, and the little thing I ordered was enough for ten yuan in the stall outside.

After eating, when I arrived at the door, I couldn't help but ask Ergouzi: Why is this store so expensive, the fritters and soy milk are imported, or are they secretly filled with gold, they are expensive and scary, don't come to this place to eat in the future, pit people, one day I will take you to a house, it is guaranteed to be better than his house, and it is cheaper, there are ten yuan enough for the two of us to eat full.

After listening to what I said, the second dog looked at me with disdain: You are really useless, what do you know, this is called authenticity, this is called enjoyment, and how clean this shop looks, and there is music, eating breakfast early in the morning, listening to music, what a beautiful thing, you really don't understand life.

"Grass....life, this Nima is also called life, this is drinking blood, the whole money is earned by them, what kind of thing is clean, haven't you heard a word, is it called not dry and clean and eat without disease?"

Forget it, I won't tell you, talking to you is equivalent to playing the piano to the cow, hurry up and find a car to go to school, the second dog looked at me helplessly.

"Wait a while and call a car, Ergouzi, you look at your phone, what time is it? Last night I had a dream, saying that I should take the car in the double number today, otherwise the exam will be bad, I said to Ergouzi. ”

"I'm grass, you really have a lot of things, Ergouzi smiled and took out his mobile phone and glanced at it: It's seven o'clock and five now, wait for a minute, Ergouzi suddenly looked at me a little strange after he finished speaking, as if he was looking at a sexy big girl, and I was a little hairy.

Why are you looking at me like this, why do I feel my body cold, something on my face, or something behind my ass?

"There's nothing on your face, there's nothing bad on the back of your ass, my new pants are of sturdy quality, don't you feel like you've forgotten something, or is there something missing?" ”

"No, I don't feel like I'm missing, I went around in circles, and there's really nothing missing. ”

"You're thinking about it, taking a good look at ....."

"....hmm? I looked, it's really not less, I touched it around and said. ”

"You've lost your arm...."

"No....your prosthetic leg is gone...."

"Bah, it's not right, the second dog spit out three times in a row: Why am I still a little disobedient to this mouth, it's the plaster on your arm that's gone..."