Chapter 372: Brother, show your momentum
Hehe, brother, aren't you right when you say that, this is just a gentleman, it's just a girl, it's not a big deal, we can still find one after this point, and there are good little girls, there are a lot of them, it must be very easy to find someone stronger than your predecessor, more beautiful than her, more sensible than her, right? Li Yuan asked with a smile.
Nonsense, of course, there are a lot of good-looking little girls, and I don't already have a goal now, if it takes a little longer, we will definitely be able to come together, I feel that there is a special attraction between us, both of which are attracting each other....
"Okay, don't you have a calf, there's a new gravitational force between the two of you, what's the matter? Are you two magnets, you can still stick together, and you want to have a same-sex repulsion, the opposite sex is detailed? Maybe the two of you work hard, strive to suck together, and finally the two of you are giving birth to a small magnet, that guy is a lot, how energetic..........."
the calf, you are the magnet, your whole family is a magnet, how can we still give birth to a small magnet, what I am talking about is that there is a special new gravity between the two of us, do you know what is the new gravity?
"Hehe, you guy, you can really pull it, it's overpowered, what's the matter, are you two stepping on the electric door, don't you need me to kick you, when it's extremely dangerous, I'll save your life, um....?How about it?" asked Li Yuan with big teeth.
You're just a few handfuls, and you can save me, I don't have anything, with an IQ person like you, I really want to give you a big mouth, let you feel why the flowers are so red, and you really can't communicate, it's so tired, I see you, it's suitable for exercising, being a soldier, studying depression, it's good for you to do some of these things, and the rest is really not very suitable for you, I said meaningfully.
"Hey....I didn't expect it, it's you who understands me, others can't do it at all, look at how well you understand me, tell me what I want to do, we seem to be like confidants, right?" Li Yuan asked with a look of innocence with a blinking big eye.
Baba, you big stupid fork, who is a confidant with you, I'm sick, I'm looking for a rough man to be a confidant, can't my whole little girl be a confidant, no, it's not okay to be a confidant, it seems that you should be a pen pal, it's better, that is, tactful, and cultivated, and you can also express what I mean, well, yes, that's it, I nodded.
"What kind of thing, what is that, why haven't I heard of it, isn't it particularly familiar, is it the same as the good friend I bought now?" Li Yuan asked curiously like a big fool.
You can pull a few down, why don't you pull your trouser pockets, what kind of thing is the same as Haoliyou, can that thing be the same, you said that Haoliyou is eating, I said that the pen pal is a girl, is it possible that you still want to find a big bread as a pen pal, in popular terms, pen pals are basically confidants, which is equivalent to a couple, but just a piece of window paper has not been pierced, do you understand?
"Oh oh..... I understand, I almost understand, it turns out that the two of us are not talking about one, it's a bit of a mess, but this thing is not suitable for me, after all, I am a family person, I can't be blind to it, this will affect our happy life...."Li Yuan nodded and said.
Are you two married, haven't you reached the legal age of marriage, what kind of belly are you talking about, and you're a family person, don't you have a buzzing brain?
Li Yuan shook his head and said: No, it's not buzzing, my lips are also very moist, as if I have applied lip oil, that feeling is so old, really.
"Please stay away from me a thousand meters, thank you, keep a certain distance from me, you really affect my IQ like this, don't tell you, even now I can feel that my IQ is plummeting, and there is a feeling of flying down three thousand feet. ”
Heh....heh....I'm hehe, you still feel that your IQ is plummeting, can it be that you have forgotten how I was with you just now, you are about to be conquered by me with words, and now you are still energetic, do you want to float, or do you want to take off? Can you be stable, ah?
I'm a poop, I'm going to kill you with a big mouth, how can I know you, I'm really worried about me, hey, my brain hurts, I reached out and rubbed my head.
"Haha...... It's your pleasure to know me, you don't have to get angry, I can understand the mood swings in your heart........"
"You stop, big brother, don't you talk, okay? I can't stand it, I really can't stand it, I'm not on fire yet, I'm going to be burned to death, my lips are foaming, my heart is fluctuating, big brother, let's discuss something, stop talking about calves, okay?" I said with a slightly pleading tone.
Okay, then I'll give you a face, and I won't break it with you, but, as a person with an object, I still have to wake you up with kindness, when you find the object, you must not be in the morning and evening, oh, you must be single-minded, otherwise this kind of thing will still happen.
Maybe you can't be as single-minded as I am, and you can't sit still like me, but at least you have to control your heart, don't let your heart float around, sometimes it's really easy to float away, you know? I'm doing this for your good, my little brother.
"Rub, I know, this guy asked you to tell me, and as a person with an object, I'm really speechless, you are very good at objecting, didn't I have an object before, let me tell you, Li Yuan, you must not be shy, otherwise you may not be as good as me in the future, if you break up, you must not scream?"
Fart, I don't break up, can't you see how strong the relationship between the two of us is? It's the same as granite, quacky and strong, no matter what you have experienced, what you have suffered, it will not shake at all, you can rest assured of this, don't worry about me.
"Damn, your skin is really thick, and you're worried about you, why do you think so well, I'm worried about you, I have this time for me to worry about myself, okay, hurry up and think about a little girl, and then the two of us are sweet, just like the love of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, vigorous, how powerful, isn't it?"
Tut-tut, this guy's, what about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, can you still have that big face of yours, do you have a cow? Are you handsome with the Cowherd, I'm not used to you at all, if you two are a Cowherd and a niece, your mother must be the Queen Mother, let the two of you meet once a year, and you will die of death, hahaha..... Li Yuan seemed to have heard some big joke, and he opened his mouth and covered his stomach and laughed.
"You are smiling, this guy is smiling at you, as if you have encountered something happy....." I glanced at Li Yuan, and thousands of people directly reached out and clasped Li Yuan's mouth, forcibly enduring the hot breath in his mouth, and the disgusting stench.
Ha ha... Other.... Don't make a fuss..... Li Yuan took my hand, looked at me with a smile and said: Don't make trouble, let me laugh for a while, really, it's so funny, I want it very much when I think of you saying that you are the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, I really can't control it.
"There's something so funny, look at the way you laugh......"
"Don't you feel that what you said is particularly funny?" asked Li Yuan with a look of surprise.
"It's not funny, what's so funny, what I'm saying is normal, you look at you guy laughing, it's like a big fool..... It seems to be Wu Laosan next door. ”
Li Yuan was immediately stunned when he heard this, and asked with a confused expression: Zhang Feng, who is Wu Laosan? Is it next door to us? Why haven't I seen it, when did you meet? Do we look like each other? Or does he have a kind of temperament about me? Which of us is better?
I couldn't help but let myself laugh: the two of you are alike, it's too similar, you two even walk at the same pace, that's something that others can't imitate, and there is a proper aristocratic temperament on your body, which really makes people want to look up and admire.
"Hehe, hey, it's so good, I'll just say, I'm definitely not ordinary, it seems that Wu Laosan is also an extraordinary person..."Li Yuan said stupidly.
By the way, Li Yuan, what do you say about me and Yang Tianshu? From the beginning, and the appearance of the two of us, are they all a special match, as if they are a match made in heaven, can we be successful when you are the time? I suddenly asked.
"Ahem....." Li Yuan suddenly coughed.
Hehe, you two, how to say it, it's okay, you lack a little bit in terms of appearance, you also lack a little bit in size, and you may also lack a little bit in the family, except for these, you two have nothing, it's quite suitable, really.
"I'm Cao, big brother, what are you talking about, you just say that we are not suitable, you have several shortcomings, how can we be suitable, ah?"
"Damn, what do you care about so much, is this kind of thing you should ask others, do you like her, if you like it, chase her, whether she is suitable or not, even if it is not suitable, after a long time together, there will be feelings, it is really ....."
"Is that good?" I asked.
"What's so bad, boy, take out your manly momentum....." Li Yuan gestured at me.