Hehe, and take out my man's momentum, is it possible that your brain is not good, and now your eyes are not good? Do you even feel that I can't feel the domineering of a man in me? Look at my lack of momentum, look at my tough face, and this strong body, look at my bulging biceps.

I stroked my arm, although I was wearing a cotton suit, I couldn't see my strong muscles at all, but I could still feel my biceps beating, as if it was a shaking note, although the muscles were not particularly big, but it was particularly obvious, my body was a perfect line, a man of men, the best of the best.

"Poof......snort....ha...."

Li Yuan laughed out loud after hearing the "poof", the voice before the laughter was like the long, smelly, and thinking fart that he put when he had diarrhea, and the voice was particularly realistic, as if he was really going to run away.

Li Yuan often has this problem, when he laughs, he will have this voice, I don't know when this kid started, how many times, I thought he was going to pull his trouser pocket, and his mouth is particularly stinky, more fierce than the smell of stinky tofu, every time I hear this voice, I will instinctively step back twice, otherwise, I am really afraid, I am afraid of collapsing the scum on my body.

"Oh my Cao, big brother, you said you laughed at a wool, this little movement is for you, it's too realistic, I thought you pulled your trouser pockets, you were going to be scared to death, can you change this problem of yours, if you laugh, you can laugh well, you have to imitate the sound of farting to do something, it's so disgusting...."I took two steps back, covered my nose and said in a loud voice.

"Fuck off, you just imitate the sound of fart, I'm very normal, okay? I'm doing this to pave the way, to embellish my hearty laughter, otherwise I won't be able .....to highlight the temperament of my laughter." Li Yuan touched his nose and muttered.

"Damn, you can pull a few handfuls down, and highlight the temperament of your laughter, can you still have that big face of yours, you have a few handfuls of hairy temperament, your laughter is very much like an animal, and you are also a good friend of humans, do you know what?" I asked with a smile.

Li Yuan said to himself, then thought for a while and said: My laughter is like an animal? Or a good friend of human beings, what kind of thing is this, could it be a puppy? No, the dog's laughter is "Wangwang", this can't be me.

Suddenly, Li Yuanyi patted his head: Oh, I know, I know what kind of animal my laughter is like, my laughter is like a giant panda, don't you say? haha...I guessed right, I have always had this idea in my heart, that is, to kill the panda, I am a national treasure, I say that there is nothing wrong with it, right?

After listening to Li Yuan's words, the corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching, this kid can really put gold on his face, how can he see that he looks like a giant panda: Big brother, you really dare to say it, and say that you look like a special panda, look at where you look like you? Can you think of a reliable animal, ah?

Am I wrong? Am I not right, am I not like a panda, my body, my cute and cute little face, isn't this a proper human version of a giant panda, how cute, can't you see it at all? I don't think it's okay to look like your eyes? Li Yuan defended.

Hurry up and give me a look, my eyes are not good, joke, I don't believe you go home and look in the mirror to see yourself, where is the panda like, who especially if you say that you are like a panda, it is really a problem with the eyes, it may be more than a thousand degrees of myopia in addition to vitreous opacity and glaucoma, there is no help.

"Don't talk about calves, I'm just like a giant panda, many people say I'm like, you see I look so cute, and I also feel like a giant panda, a very cute kind, and I'm still a giant panda who wants to be a soldier, then I'll call it the big head soldier panda, well, this nickname can be, it can show my momentum...."Li Yuan nodded with satisfaction, it seemed that he was very satisfied with his new name.

"You're okay, it's a special big-headed soldier panda, you really have two hits, this little name is given to you, it's really not a problem at all, as long as you like it, don't care about other people's eyes, you are you, you are a different fireworks, you are the most shining one in the crowd, believe in yourself......" I said with a smile.

"Well, what you said is very good, it is very inspirational, I am me, I am a different fireworks, I am the brightest one in the night sky........." Li Yuan said while comparing a superman's classic move.

That little expression, it's really called a nobody, now he just doesn't have a little red pants on his body, otherwise he can fly to the sky with this strength now, and he has to save the world if he doesn't do it well, holding a frying pan in his left hand and a big pot lid in his right hand, that is also a new generation of Oriental undefeated.

It's just that, this Oriental undefeated is a character who is neither male nor female, and he is a rough old man, and then in order to practice a certain kind of kung fu, he gave up the function that his man should have, and I found a problem, that is, this person who looks more than a man, has a special little habit.

Don't look at Li Yuan's appearance is rougher, although he thinks his appearance is very cute, but that's pulling a calf, it looks like a gorilla, and the word cute doesn't match at all.

Now I look at Li Yuan's appearance, I really can't hold it back, I suddenly thought of a particularly popular sentence on the Internet, as if something is it: he is coming, he is coming, he has to come together, Li Yuan, Li Yuanmeng, leading the brothers to click is a whole meal, whoever looks at me is very cold.

This set of words is really in line with Li Yuan's temperament at this moment, there is simply no one, as if it was tailor-made, with Li Yuan's temperament, looking at this look, it is perfect, I can't find any fault at all, in one sentence: riding a donkey, driving a pig, Li Yuan seems to be his aunt.

I glanced at Li Yuan, this guy is still stupidly posing, and he is not tired of being tired, and the big snot is dripping out, and he is still stupidly pestle.

"Okay, big brother, don't pose here, it's the middle of the night, there are only four of us on this street, no one looks at you, it's almost Ao...."I said with a smile.

Li Yuan glanced at me lightly, and then said with a nonchalant face: Well, I know, but these are not important, you just say how about my temperament, handsome or not, and my posture, is it standard?

I looked at Li Yuan's stupid appearance, I was really speechless, I didn't know how to answer for a while, such a brother on the stall really made me angry, what should I say, this guy's, he will be mature for a while, and he will be stupid enough for a while, but he will finish torturing me.

But I still have to say, I have to comment very professionally, who made me brothers: Well, yes, this posture of yours is very standard, even Superman is not as standard as yours, that is, Superman was born a few years earlier than you, otherwise, you are the Superman on the big screen now, our idol, it's just that you lack something...

"What's missing, isn't my temperament enough? This muscle, this face, this line, isn't it all very perfect, what else is missing? Are you wrong? Think about it. Li Yuan asked in disbelief, as if I had said something wrong.

What's missing, think about it carefully, what is the main sign of Superman?

"What is the main sign of Superman? I know, it's a man, he's a foreigner, and I'm Chinese, right?"

"No...," I shook my head.

Is his hair longer than mine, and my hair is shorter? Li Yuan touched his hair and said, shaking off some dandruff.

"No..... right"

Isn't that right? Isn't that a head and a figure? I am indeed taller than Superman, and my body is better than him, and the muscles on my body are quack, Li Yuan flashed his arm and said.

"No, it's not..."

It's not special, what the hell is that, can you tell me no, why can't I think of it? I'm so tired in this posture, really, my arms are a little sore, Li Yuan complained.

Oh, I'm rubbing, you're really stupid, can't you even think of this, Superman's most iconic thing is the red pants, don't you know that Superman has a red panties on the outside? If you put a panty on the outside, it will be very similar, at least 90 percent, I said with a smile.

You roll the calf for me, why don't you wear red pants, it's really boring, can you talk about it, I'll let you see my temperament, you give me a red pants........... Li Yuan muttered dissatisfied.

Ha ha.....

"Li Yuan, what do you think of my masculinity? Enough man, no, handsome enough..." I had an evil smile on the corner of my mouth, feeling that I was handsome.

"Poof........ no, can you be good, you are like a sissy, I see you, it would be nice if you were paired with white pants, you are more girly..... haha.........." Li Yuan said with a smile while not posing as a superman.