"Minato" look at what you said annoyingly, don't you feel that you are speaking very foreignly?

"What's so annoying? There's nothing wrong with what I'm talking about, what's the way I go?"

"What do you call our brothers quite alike, it's obviously the three of us, okay? You're right, little Tibetan mastiff, if you feel that I'm right, you can call twice and let your third brother listen. ”

", that's your brothers, and I don't have a dime to do it, this is not my dog, your boss, it's the second, isn't this good, it's just the second general, why do you have to tie the whole Taoyuan three." ”

Little Tibetan mastiff, you bark loudly to me, hurry up and accept your third brother, the second dog lifted the puppy at me;

"No, I glanced at this puppy, I don't want him to bark in my heart, I'll tell you, if you dare to bark, don't say I'll send you to the dog meat restaurant outside the community, and make dog broth for you, I can tell you, that dog meat restaurant is old, and you can make a roast milk dog with such a big puppy, you know?"

The puppy seemed to understand what I was saying, and looked at me blinking as if thinking about something, and we just looked at each other, and after a few seconds it barked its little teeth at me, and "snorted" at me twice, and learned to bark as a wolf. ”

Heh..... you think you're afraid of you if you learn to call a wolf, I can beat you ten with your small look, you know, quickly put away those teeth for me, or I'll break it for you and make a dog's tooth necklace, I snorted a little Tibetan mastiff.

"Whew..... huh...... The little Tibetan mastiff snorted, and then looked at me pitifully, and saw that I looked angry and actually stuffed my little head under the arm of the second dog, no matter how I called it, no matter how I poked it, it wouldn't come out. ”

How about I'm afraid, I'm telling you, this is just a small lesson for you, I'll come in the future, you have to stop, even if it's your punishment for me today, remember, you little dog, that dog meat restaurant doesn't have a three-to-five-year yellow can't be, you give me care, otherwise, no one can save you, I slapped the little Tibetan mastiff's buttocks, and its little ass was twisted.

"What's the use of bullying it now, it's so big, and it's going to fight with the dog, and it can beat ten, why don't you fight a hundred, if you are really a character, so Zhang Feng, if you are a gentleman, you wait for it to grow up, you two are competing, do you dare?"

Grass, what don't you dare, isn't it just a little teddy, I'm not not unseen, even if I grow up, it's so big, you think I haven't seen it, my community raises this thing, which puppy sees me and doesn't run, I'll verbally talk to you today, three years later, I'll challenge you, please accept my challenge?

The little Tibetan mastiff stuck out his head and called at me loudly, as if accepting my challenge. ”

Oh, I'm grassy, you're still fine, I'll wait for you to grow up, see how I clean up, if you lose, I'll sell you to the dog meat restaurant, if I lose, I'll buy you a month's pig's trotters, and I'm looking for a daughter-in-law for you.......

"Wow Wow......... The little Tibetan mastiff looked at me with bright eyes. ”

It's over, this guy is really fine, and he can even understand people's words, and now I feel that you two are too similar to two dogs, both of them look like a, such a big thing is happy to hear that I found a daughter-in-law for him, and then the in your community are going to suffer, haha...

What a special calf, you can make two sentences with the puppy, and the chat is very happy, this guy's one sentence, you are a bull than a character, the second dog glanced at me and said, and then put the puppy on his face and rubbed it, the Tibetan mastiff stretched out his tongue and shone on the face of the second dog, which is a mouthful of "bar", and the second dog also enjoyed a very happy hum!!

Look at your death, and hum, what's the matter, this is a long time without a little girl suffocating you, you have to be licked by a puppy for a long time, you have to reminisce for a long time?

"I'm hehe, if you say something else, it's still possible, but if you say that I lack a little girl, then you're really wrong, don't you know what a buddy is like, there is never a shortage of girls around, girls are like clothes, I want to wear them, the second dog Niu Bila said to me blindly. ”

Now you brag is like eating, there is no pressure at all, do you feel that you don't brag for a day now than you feel uncomfortable?

"Hmm... Let's just say that...."

Didn't you call me to say that your house has inventory, and there are a lot of large pieces, where are they, come out and see, don't mess with your dog first, hurry up and put it underground, you can't lose it, I finished saying that I went directly into the house barefoot, and I didn't even wear slippers, anyway, there is heating in the house in winter, and the underground is also very hot.

"Big brother, can you wear a pair of slippers, will you be lazy like this, you look at your step by step, the second dog muttered and stepped on a pair of slippers with crystal diamonds and walked over. ”

I'm embarrassed to say that I'm sorry, aren't you the same, and the whole little girl's slippers are on board, and there are two little red diamonds, disgusting, no, you're a transvestite, look at your forty-third big foot, the whole shoe, shame.

"What's the matter, I like it, it's comfortable, it's strong, there's a feeling of flying when you walk, go, follow me to the second floor, lead you to find inventory, and the second dog went up the stairs directly after speaking. ”

Grandma is a bear, you can go by yourself, don't you see that I am a wounded, I am still hanging my arms, you can bear it?

"You're hurting your arm, not your leg, what's the ink, hurry up, if you don't come up by yourself, don't think about getting my inventory, I'll enjoy it upstairs by myself, you can pout downstairs by yourself, the second dog didn't even look back and disappeared at the staircase with the Tibetan mastiff. ”

"Damn, specially, in order to stock I went out, I covered the plaster glass "rubbing" upstairs, I still went to the second floor of the second dog's house for the first time, as soon as I went upstairs I was a little confused, why are there so many rooms, I pushed the door one by one and took a look, and found that there are all kinds of bedrooms of different sizes, and each one has a computer, the whole is the same as a hotel. ”

Ergouzi, where are you, I have seen so many rooms on the second floor, why can't I find you, I stood in the corridor and shouted.

After a few seconds, I found that the two dogs did not reply to me, I was in a hurry and just wanted to shout, I felt that there was a gas flowing in the dantian, and then the chrysanthemum was loosened "poof", I let out a fart, the taste was a little strong, I couldn't help but fan it with my hand, and then covered my nose and shouted loudly with the power of the wilderness: Ergouzi, where did you die, did you play with me to hide the cat, can you reply?

"Damn, Zhang Feng, aren't you a shabi, I'm on the third floor, you run to the second floor to do a ball, the second floor is a special resident, who put the inventory on the second floor, hurry up, your arm is broken, forget it, why does this hurt your brain, the second dog shouted from the staircase on the third floor. ”

Your uncle, you told me that you went upstairs, and you didn't say it was the third floor, and I didn't know who the two of us were Shabi, grass, I scolded and ran to the third floor.

I have been playing with Ergouzi since childhood, everyone knows what kind of each other, even if we scold each other like this, we will not be angry, we will not mind, if one day we don't scold, then there is a problem, one is that we broke up, the other is that we are together, and the two of us are in love.

"The second dog led me to a room on the side of the third floor, and when I went in, I was dumbfounded, this is simply heaven, all kinds of "treasures", all of them are some of the things I have seen on TV, in reality I have even seen it, the room is full of shelves, full of all kinds of famous wine and cigarettes, what Chinese cigarettes, the Ninety-Five Honor, what Wuliangye, the royal salute, and the red wine without trademarks, I am a little dazzled to see it. ”

Ergouzi, is this what you mean by inventory? I asked, looking at these luxuries, swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

"yes, how is it, isn't it particularly cool?" The second dog looked at me with a grin. ”

"It's so ..... so cool, it's really enjoyable, I can't help but want to reach out and touch it, smell it with my nose, I think about it or forget it, it's very expensive, I dispelled this year. ”

"Would you like to taste it?" Ergouzi took a box of Ninety-Five Venerable and a bottle of royal salute. ”

Uh..... that's not good, I said a little hesitantly.

"Rub, what's wrong, and you don't have to spend money, walk, go downstairs, dry this box of cigarettes and this bottle of wine for him, and say that the second dog dragged me downstairs. ”

I hurriedly dragged the second dog: Big brother, you can stop the meeting, okay, just forget about the box of the Ninety-Five, let's have a good time, you can put this royal salute back, if your old man knows that you can't pick your skin, how expensive is this thing, can't you get cheap red wine on the hour?

Why are you so impatient, isn't it just a bottle of royal salute, what's the big deal, Ergouzi muttered.

"What's the big deal, why are you a loser, how much is this thing, hurry up and put it back, the whole bottle of cheap red wine, otherwise I won't drink it with you, I snatched the royal salute in the hands of the second dog and put it back on the shelf. ”

Okay, listen to you, the whole bottle of red wine, Ergouzi pulled out a bottle of red wine from a box on the ground and shook it at me: It's okay this time, this is cheap, look at your calf look.

I glanced at it and nodded, I have seen this bottle of wine, I have seen it many times in the supermarket, it is not very expensive, about two or three hundred yuan a bottle, but it is already very expensive for me, but it is acceptable, if this is to give me the whole royal salute, then let me drink I dare not drink, a little too expensive scary!!