As soon as the two of us went downstairs and sat on the sofa, the second dog said to me: You wait for a while, I still have a stock, I promise you like it, come, you give me a little Tibetan mastiff for a while, you are not allowed to bully it while I am away, if I come back and hear it complain to me, see how I clean up you, the second dog does not care whether I agree or not, directly stuffed into my arms, turned around and ran to the refrigerator.

"It's also a complaint, it's really against him, don't say I'll clean it up, you go quickly, but, I can't hold it, I just have a hand, how can you let me hug it, if I don't think about it, it's giving me a bite of "squeeze", who am I looking for, you can put it on the ground, this is not a big girl, I hold it in my arms all day long, and I put the little Tibetan mastiff on the ground after speaking. ”

Whew...... Wangwang.....Wang, this little Tibetan mastiff squatted on the ground and called at me a few times, as if seeing that I didn't hold it, he was a little unhappy, and wanted to vent his dissatisfaction with me.

"You call a yarn, don't say I'll throw you outside, there's nothing big about my palm, you dare to call at me, I think you really owe it." ”

"Wang..... Wang...... Wangwang.............. woohoo............. little Tibetan mastiff screamed at me, the voice was very loud, and he still bared his teeth, with an expression of wanting to bite me. ”

You scream, you bark again, I have to treat you today, you little dog, this can bear it, you have to go to heaven, come, come and smell my feet, see how it tastes, Fu does not meet your appetite, I put my foot on the mouth of the little Tibetan mastiff, seeing that it has no reaction, I put the socks down, put the big female toe on its nose and shook it.

The little Tibetan mastiff looked at my toes, thought it was something strange, blinked his little eyes, stepped forward to sniff, stretched out his tongue, circled around my toes a few times, and saw that there was no reaction, so he licked it with his tongue, closed his eyes and opened his small mouth to give me a mouthful, and it was ............

I'm a day, this little dog actually took my toes as that, I hurriedly put the feet back, I glanced at my toes, it was full of its saliva, really a few disgusting, I quickly wiped it with a sock, at this time the second dog came over with a box, and saw me holding a sock to wipe my toes, with a look of disgust;

"Zhang Feng, you are really disgusting, and you wipe your feet with socks, you can't bury it, I can ask about the smell of the sauerkraut jar three meters away from you, choking my eyes, now I still can't open my eyes, I was sleepy, so I was even more sleepy, the second dog pouted and sat on the sofa, and put the box in his hand on the coffee table. ”

Little Tibetan mastiff, stay away from Zhang Feng, that kid has used a top-secret weapon, and he is smoking you well, so much can't be done, the second dog said with a smile.

"How can it be so evil as you say, does it stink, I rubbed my toes with my hand, put it under my nose and smelled it: it didn't smell much, and there was a faint girlish fragrance. ”

Forehead............. vomit, roll the calf, you stay away from me, a few diaphragms should be people, and what a special girly fragrance, can you make a little face, I see a mixed smell of sewers and poop, hurry up and put on your socks, too many smells, I can't stand it a little, did you fart upstairs just now, I smelled it on the third floor, and almost didn't vomit it for me..............

"Ergouzi, I found that you are getting better and better at pulling calves, and you can smell it on the third floor, can my fart float so far, or does my fart contain glue, why can't it be scattered, I said with a smile. ”

It may be that I rubbed my feet just now, and the smell was a little accelerated, and the little Tibetan mastiff ran towards me with his tongue outstretched, and arched on my feet, smelling and licking, and the whole center of my feet was so itchy..........

"Little Tibetan mastiff, you come here for me, can you still have a little luck, ah? Go and smell other people's feet, if it's a little girl's feet, you can smell it, and you can communicate with me when you come back, a big man, what do you smell, aren't you disgusting? The second dog shouted at the little Tibetan mastiff. ”

Wangwang....... little Tibetan mastiff turned his head and barked at Ergouzi, probably saying to Ergouzi that he was a little unhappy. ”

You can do it, are you still talking back to me, the second dog directly hugged the little Tibetan mastiff, and kept struggling in the arms of the second dog, a pair of small eyes stared straight at my feet, and the corners of my mouth were still drooling, and there was a feeling of reluctance to my feet.

"Big brother, I'm begging you, okay? Hurry up and put on your socks, don't harm my little Tibetan mastiff, and didn't you ask, now the whole first floor is wafting with the smell of your stinky feet, the smell is big, it feels like putting the that has just been pulled down in front of my nose and making me take a deep breath, the second dog holds the little Tibetan mastiff in one hand and points at me with the other and says. ”

Damn, I'm going to have to shove my feet in your mouth when I get a chance, so you can taste what it tastes like, I muttered and began to put on my socks slowly with one hand;

Then can you help me put it on, don't you see me struggling to wear one hand, can you have a little love? Can you do some work? Why can't you do anything in a day!!

"Go to the side, wear it yourself, I won't help you, I think you're disgusting, and the second dog decisively refused to me. ”

Okay, I remember you two dogs, wait until you have a broken arm to see how I clean you up, by the way, didn't you just say that the whole inventory went again, what the whole thing is?

I didn't put my socks in for a long time, angry socks, I took off both socks and threw them aside, anyway, I have to take off my socks when I go to bed for a while, why should I bother to wear socks so hard now.

"Hehe, this is a good thing, this is what I brought back from a trip last time, I know hello, I've been in the refrigerator for several days, guess what is in it?" ”

"What? It's so mysterious, it must be inappropriate for children, erotic underwear, or is it a safety balloon? Or is it an inflatable girl? I thought about it and said. ”

"Roll the calf, what are you thinking about, now I really can't communicate with you, there is no common language, okay, I don't want to talk to you anymore, the second dog opened the box while talking, and a strong familiar smell wafted out, you don't have to think about it, you know, it's a sexy little durian, my favorite." ”

For you, Thai durian golden pillow, I specially bought a local product, there are also in China, but not necessarily too much, when I came back by plane, I thought that my box was filled with, and almost let people throw me down from the plane, and the second dog pushed the durian in front of me and said.

"It's terrible to say, who can throw you down on the plane, everyone buys tickets, but thank you, brother, go out and think about me, I find that I'm a little in love with you, come, let's have one, I pursed my lips and stuck out my tongue at the second dog......"

Dog, why don't you eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll throw it away, don't be disgusting here, can I? Look at your lips pouting like a blooming little chrysanthemum, I really want to smear some chili sauce on you.......

"Haha, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, eat durian, I wiped my eyes a little moist, and said that if I wasn't moved, it was a calf, it was not easy for the old man to do this, maybe once or twice was nothing, but what if it was all the time? How many cigarettes have I smoked, how much wine have I drunk, how much have I used, I don't need to squeak, and the second dog will take the initiative to give it to me. ”

I'm not the kind of person who likes to stand cheap, see that the second dog is rich, quite real, I will follow him to eat and drink, I am a person who is how others treat me, I will be doubly good to him, although I eat and drink not very well, but I will give you my best things, because I want to give you with my heart.

Although money is very important, but he can't buy a true heart, a feeling, a brotherhood, what is the second dog will stand on my side, but if there is something wrong with the second dog, then I will definitely be the first to rush forward, who I love, I will not hesitate to fight with you.

Now I think that Qi Tianlei and them, as well as the two dogs, Zhang Qi, these brothers are very important, life is incomplete without brothers, who dares to touch my brother, then I will play with you!!

"Big brother, can I ask? How do you eat this durian?" I pointed and said. ”

"Grass, how many do you still ask me about this, pick it up with your hands, and then take it and eat it with your mouth, the second dog said speechlessly, and then took out a big bone from under the coffee table and threw it to the little Tibetan mastiff, this guy immediately grabbed the big bone and ran upstairs, the big bone was about to catch up with it, almost ran two steps and fell, but this little guy didn't care about that, he just ran, and soon ran to the second floor, I don't know where to get there....."

Now that you know how to break it with your hand, do you think I can break it?" I said with a grin.

"Huh...... You just say it directly, this bend makes you turn, I have caught up with the confinement child, the second dog muttered a sentence to break the durian and took out the meat inside: Here you go, eat quickly, my uncle. ”

"Thank you Brother Dog, I'm really particular, when I have money and my arm is good, I will arrange for you, and I will lead you to do great health care, so that you can be a real man. ”

"I'm not good....... Ergouzi touched his lips and said. ”

"Yes... You are... You're a real man....haha"

………

Ten minutes later, only the empty box of durian was left on the coffee table, and the whole durian was dried up by me, and the two dogs didn't eat a mouthful of durian.

"Well, it tastes good, it's delicious, let's move on to the next item, hurry up and get rid of this bottle of red wine on the table and this box of Ninety-Five..........."