"Don't worry, that's absolutely no problem, if anyone stops me today, then I'll be in a hurry, I'll definitely clean him up, use my lips that I haven't kissed in the past fifteen years, and give you a bite on his lazy eggs, plant a flower butterfly for you, let you feel my attraction, the little fat man laughed and made a joke. ”

"I'm grass, you really have a few handfuls of nature. ”

Then you see of course, that's a must, this is not my best, my most powerful thing is to drink beer I habitually like to bite beer bottles, you just see how I killed the mouth of the flat wine bottle for you today, the little fat man swore and patted his chest.

"Yes, then you are quite good, this mouth is a little lively, young man, you have development, but I don't believe what you said, are your lips really so powerful? Aren't you afraid of letting the glass stubble pierce your mouth? Xiao Meng bared his teeth and asked a little confused. ”

Don't be afraid, I've practiced, when I was a child, I often exercised my lips, just the freshly boiled water, I never blow, I don't dry for a while, just pick it up and pour it into the innermost, that thing is the same as cold water, and in winter I also use the iron gate outside to practice my lips;

"With the iron gate, how can you practice?

The little fat man waved his hand and said: Of course not, what you said is to practice teeth, not lips, and the big iron door is so heavy, not to mention that there are two or three hundred pounds, who can hold it, that guy has to drag the teeth down Ah, you have to make a lot of blood.

"Then how are you practicing?"

I have a habit, that is, after the snow, isn't it particularly cold outside, the big iron gate is frosted, every time it comes to this time, that's the time for me to practice, I take a sip of water in the innermost, wet my lips, and then go out and lick it on the big iron door;

Then I just dragged it down, and then clicked it with my lips, and when I was at my peak, the big iron gate of the entire community was all over me, and it was full of traces left by me, that is, from that time I knew that my lips and tongue were so tenacious, and if I wanted a bottle mouth, it was like playing, and I couldn't even hurt my capillaries.

"Oh, I'll rub it, is what you said true or false, so natural, you're so neat and not afraid to pull your tongue and lips off, your whole thing is a little bloody, I can't accept it, it seems that I've been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, and today is considered to be a hit. ”

"Hmm... Let's just say that. ”

"Then can you practice this skill with him?" Xiao Meng turned his head and asked the monkey. ”

Hehe, I don't, I'm pretty sharp, I have more eyes, I'm not so tiger-like, I'm afraid that my dad will whip me with big soles, I'm afraid of being laughed at when I go out, the monkey said very tactfully.

"Ahh What you said is okay, it's normal, I see that you can't practice that skill like this, if you practice with him with your physique, then you have to be thinner now, the big iron door can't dry your lips, and you can see your gum bed if it's not good, Xiao Meng nodded and said. ”

As soon as Xiao Meng's voice fell, the monkey then added, that is, the monkey's sentence, Xiao Meng almost didn't take off his pants and got into the snow shell, even we were surprised for a while, I didn't expect the monkey to say such a thing, he is also a student, otherwise I would consider sending him to a psychiatric hospital.

I really don't know the skill of a little fat man, but I have a skill that others can't learn at all, and there have been many times when I want to apply for this skill of mine to apply for the Guinness World Records, win glory for our motherland, and also show our Chinese demeanor on the international stage.

"I didn't expect it, you still have this heart? I really didn't expect it, you talk about it, I also want to hear it, Qi Tian smiled and asked with interest. ”

My skill, which is to open a beer bottle with my eyelids, or spray water out with my eyelids, is my skill, the little monkey said with some pride, and I also saw a hint of blush on his face, as if he was a little embarrassed.

"Ah...?I do know about squirting water with my eyes, but what's the matter with this beer with my eyelids? ”

The monkey hurriedly waved his hand and said: No, no, it's not so evil, the eye you see spraying water is just the skin, I call it a real skill, Brother Tian, how far can you see that person spraying water?

"That is, more than ten centimeters, I feel that this eye can't spray far at all, and it's not that the water gun is far enough, Qi Tian thought about it and said. ”

Look, I'll just say, you're definitely not too professional, I'll tell you Brother Ha Tian, just my eyes spray water, I can go out more than ten meters away, when I was a child, I never bought a water gun when they used a water gun, I dislike that thing is not energetic, I just go directly to the innermost sip of water, and then follow them with my eyes;

The water gun in their hands can't spray me at all, it's not as far as me, and I'm so powerful, it hurts on my face, and they're afraid of me, the monkey said.

"Damn, then you are really fierce, this young man has two hits, and there is still pressure in his eyes, Qi Tian said with a smile. ”

That's not what's wrong.,It's nothing.,Use my eyelids to open a beer that's my real ability.,I've practiced since I was a child.,My family never buys a bottle of beer open.,It's all with my eyelids.,It's basically a second to open a bottle of beer.,The monkey looks serious.。

"Then how did you practice when you were young? Are you like him?" Qi Tian pointed to the fat man. ”

Well... How to say this, there are a lot of similarities in practice, after all, the world's martial arts are all from the Shaolin Temple, we also belong to a master in essence, belong to a sect, right, little fat man.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with what you said, we are indeed a sect, it's just that the kung fu of learning is different, I focus on the lips and tongue, and you focus on the eyes side, anyway, no matter what you say, we are looking for work on the face, the little fat man responded. ”

When I used to practice, I also liked to use the big iron door in the winter, and I liked to wet my eyelids, and sometimes I would eat some mustard to make myself cry, and then I would stick the big iron door with my eyelids, and after sticking it, I would click and pull it down, and when it was brilliant, the eyelashes were sticky;

Another way is to stare at the pot when cooking, let the smoke and water vapor spray my eyes, I don't blink when I look at those things, now I don't know what choking eyes are, even if there are small insects in the flying eyes, then I don't care, I just blink my eyes a few times, then it has to fly out for me obediently, because my eyes have been trained to be invasive.

"Uh....you are a cow, that fat man is also a cow, you two are really a cow, and you are also special and strange, I used to feel that the people around me were strange enough, I didn't expect you two to be more special, it really surprised me, Qi Tianting said a few speechlessly. ”

"By the way, I heard Zhang Feng call the two of you Xiao Zhuge and Xiao Zhou Yu just now? ”

"Hmm..."

"Yes...."

You two are called by this name, so it means that you are also well-read and have a certain understanding of history?

"Hmm... Let's just scratch the surface, so to speak, a little bit of understanding. ”

You two are very modest, you will have a few more drinks after a while, and then the three of us will discuss history, because I myself like history more, Xiao Meng Ting bragged a few shamelessly, and he still likes it very much, that is, he is bullshit.

"Cluck...."

"Hey, hey...."

"Haha...."

“………..”

Listening to the little fat man and the monkey two people bragging about it is better than teasing me, they are so interesting, one has practiced lips, and the other can shoot more than ten meters away, so why is it still human, none of us take it seriously at all, we all know that the two of them are pulling calves.

"Sister, you said that I really didn't know that Zhang Feng and the two of them were so funny at the back table, I always thought they were good students, but as soon as I opened my mouth today, I realized that they were also very tiger-like, and there seemed to be a string missing in my head, Zhu Xiaoying whispered to Yang Tianshu. ”

"Hehe, isn't it, I didn't expect it, sister, you be quiet, don't be so loud, what should I do if I am heard, they are all classmates in the same class, if there is some misunderstanding, it will not be very good, isn't it, let's talk secretly when we go home at night, now I want to laugh very much, Yang Tianshu covered his mouth and squinted his eyes. ”

"Okay....let's have a meeting in the bed in the evening. ”

"Fine, nothing wrong. ”

What are you two talking about, you two are so happy, tell me too, let me be happy, what's the matter? I asked curiously, stretching my neck.

What do you want to ask, why are you so trustworthy, stop waiting, what is the matter with you when our little girl speaks, don't say that I will use the big sanitary napkin in your pocket to call your face to you, Yang Tianshu rolled his eyes.

"Uh....how do you remember this, I forgot, don't mention your health grade in the future, it's a small misunderstanding. ”

"Hmph... Don't mention it? Impossible, this is one of your handles, as long as you provoke me in the future, then I will talk to others about you kicking the sanitary napkin in your pocket, Yang Tianshu looked proud. ”

"Well... Count you ruthless... I threw in the towel, and I rubbed my face in frustration. ”