Brother Tian, what, let's go straight over, it's too cold outside, and my big snot is frozen, fortunately, I reacted relatively quickly, so I quickly sucked it back, otherwise this kung fu has already entered my mouth, salty I thought it was salty vermicelli, I wiped a handful of snot and shouted at Qi Tian.

"Okay, then let's go over, let's walk, it's not far, it's just a few minutes away, it's a bit too wasteful to take a taxi, Qi Tian replied with a smile. ”

Our group walked towards the barbecue restaurant, chatting and joking.

…………

Zhang Feng, you lie, you are actually lying, you are not a good boy, Yang Tianshu said to me with big eyes.

"Ah....?Did I deceive people? What's wrong with me? Goddess, when I talk about me, I'm still a little blindfolded, where am I deceiving people, I thought about it for a long time and found that everything I said was the truth, I don't believe that I can swear with Li Yuan's ass, eyes, and son, if I deceive people, then let Li Yuan get hemorrhoids for fifty years. ”

"Your big snot just now is obviously dripping in your mouth, you still don't admit it, and dare to say that you didn't lie, Yang Tianshu gently stroked the broken hair on his forehead and said. ”

"Just... That's it, this is also a lie, I also used Li Yuan's back door to swear an oath, how embarrassed it is, what, Li Yuan is embarrassed, next time I will change someone, you don't need to swear. ”

"Get out of the calf, the ghost only believes you, Zhang Feng, you deceive people and I have a few relationships, what are you doing with me, why don't you swear by yourself, you just swear by yourself, you just say that if you lie to people, your lips will grow for sixty years, you see how good this oath is, quack is strong, Li Yuan covered his ears and scolded. ”

your egg cone ice cream with a bend, why don't you have boils on your lips, you have hemorrhoids on your tongue, your lips are white, you have hemorrhoids on your mouth, anyway, no matter what it is, as long as you can get it below and behind, it's all on your mouth, and it doesn't fall at all, I said unceremoniously.

"Damn, count you as the best, I can't beat you, okay, you wait for one day, see how I clean you up, if I don't stuff you into the snow shell, I count you as strong, I want you to know what will happen to me, Li Yuan crackled and kneaded his fists at me, making a quaggling sound. ”

I listened to this voice, looking at Li Yuan's thick arms, they were almost catching up with my calves, and I didn't know what this animal ate to grow up, how could it grow so strong, standing with him I was like a chick, I guess I couldn't pass a round under Li Yuan's hands.

"Well... Count you as powerful, since you have said so, then I will not talk about you. ”

"Giggles... It's really a good calf, you are just a good kung fu on your lips, and you shrank when you really come up with your real skills, you are really not a man, I look down on you a little, what a shame, Yang Tianshu put a pair of little white hands on his mouth and said with a smile. ”

Goddess, if you say that, I won't be happy, I can admit that my mouth is very powerful, and my tongue is also quite flexible, and you will know it slowly in the future, but this is not the point, the point is that my physique can also be puffed in that aspect for a while, I said cheaply.

"Ah....?what? ”

"Zhang Feng, you are so sick, you are perverted, you are not a man, why do you say anything, you are so shameless, you are shameless, you are a pervert, no, you are a little hooligan, Yang Tianshu gritted his teeth and shouted at me, and then raised his little foot of thirty-five yards, and it was a foot at my seven inches. ”

"Mom...... It hurts me to death, I feel like my balls are broken, I'm done with calves, I've confessed in my life, I've lost the basic ability of a man, I covered my crotch and muttered in pain, I didn't exaggerate, it really hurt, maybe Yang Tianshu didn't feel too hard, but my feeling was different. ”

It's so painful, this kind of pain is really not much worse than giving birth to a child, it's really too painful, Dandan, that's the most vulnerable place for men, and if you're not careful, you'll die, I'm not lying, it's true, it was reported some time ago, a girl kicked the boy's crotch hard, and the boy died at that time.

I covered my crotch and jumped on the spot several times, I lasted for almost half a minute, I didn't hurt so much, I reached out and touched it secretly, fortunately, it didn't break, there shouldn't be any big obstacles, it can still be used, I just don't know if I can give it anymore, can I return to the man's majesty.

"Goddess, you are so ruthless, you almost didn't kick me this time, I rubbed the seven inches and said. ”

"Uh....I'm sorry, I really didn't have too much strength, just... Touched it lightly, I will definitely make up my mind in the future, I will definitely not kick you, I'm really sorry, Yang Tianshu may have seen that I was a little too painful just now, and his tone was a lot weaker, and he apologized a little. ”

"Haha.. It's okay goddess, don't worry, don't be so polite, I'm joking with you, I practiced it when I was a child, it's nothing, I used to hit it with a hammer, it really doesn't matter, I'm quite shameless to brag about it. ”

"Oh . . . That's good, it's really scared to death, Yang Tianshu took a breath and patted his chest that was not very well developed and said, I clearly saw that Yang Tianshu's clothes on the upper body were deflated back, maybe this is the legendary sponge that pads a lot, if the sponge is still so smooth, if it is not padd, wouldn't it be smaller than mine, I glanced at my chest muscles. ”

"I grass .."

"You've practiced too?"

"Can you practice this too?"

"How are you practicing?"

"Do you also use the big iron gate?"

"Fellow travelers?"

“………”

Everyone listened to me say that they had practiced below, they were all confused, I looked at their eyes were looking at me, there was a feeling of looking at the big girl, even Lei Ye looked at me directly, I felt that the back of my neck was swishing in the cool breeze, and I had an intuition to lose my body!!

No... Why are you all looking at me like this, why am I so scared, can you change your eyes, I'm a big man, I don't have anything on my body that can excite you, if you are really curious, or we will go to the toilet and take it out and compare with each other? Do you see it? I am a little uncomfortable to look at it like this, I instinctively covered my crotch and said.

"Shameless ....."

"Shameless..."

"Perverted...."

"Disgusting...."

"You can compare this thing?"

“…….”

The voice fell.

"Bang", I felt the back of my neck numb, this is who took advantage of my inattention to give me a big neck slipper, I looked back, it was confused.

"No.. No, confused, what's the matter, what's the situation? What are you smoking me for? I asked a little confused. ”

"Why are you talking about me? Why are you peeking at me? Confused, gritting his teeth, ready to pluck me. ”

"What the hell? My confused brother, let's talk well, I really don't understand what you say, I don't understand what you mean, can you make it clear?"

Confused, he leaned into my ear and whispered: Didn't you just say, "you ice cream with a corner, you say, did you peek at me?"

“…………”

I'm even more confused when I say this, I'm not wrong with Li Yuan saying this, I don't mean I'm confused, how can I still say that I peeked at it, I thought about it for a long time, and Hula suddenly remembered it, and I knew what it meant to be confused.

That day in the KTV when I was confused and the old lady was doing things, we listened to the movement outside, and there was a voice from inside, "You are so good, and you can turn around," I almost forgot this sentence, and I was confused for a long time and said this, he thought I was talking about him just now.

"My confused big brother, you really misunderstood, I didn't mean you, nor did I peek at you, I was a scolding verbal, you think too much, I am a person with a daughter-in-law, do you say that I peek at you as a big man?

I thought for a few seconds in a daze, then nodded and replied to me softly: What you said is also Liha, I really blame you, you are a person with a daughter-in-law, how can you have that kind of hobby, you are not Xiao Meng.

"Confused... What are you whispering to me there, I heard it, and Xiao Mengtou, who was walking in front, roared without replying. ”

"Uh....no.. No, I didn't say you, I meant how to get such a big snow, and I hurriedly explained. ”

………..

We quickly came to the barbecue restaurant while talking, the waiter on the counter in the store looked at Xiao Meng and pouted, but Xiao Meng didn't pay attention to it at all, and followed the waiter into the largest private room, we ordered a lot of skewers, and some things that the little girl likes to eat, and then asked for five boxes of beer.

I directly pulled out two bottles of beer and placed them in front of the little fat man and the monkey: Come, two folk masters, it's time for you to show off your stunts.

"Huh...?"

"What kind of stunt?"

It's still pretending, isn't it, it's all at the dinner table and still reserved, hurry up, shine your unique skills, let us see your kung fu, don't be afraid of hurting us, these are not outsiders, I said to them with a smile.