Damn, you laugh at a wool, don't you just glance at my selfie, what's this, where does the smile come from, let me see for myself, I'll see for myself isn't it also tall, handsome and handsome, low-key luxury and rich in connotation, can there be anything else, really, look at the way you smile, it seems to be a blooming chrysanthemum, I glanced at it.

"Haha, okay, you're really shameless, you're too good at putting gold on your face, I can't compare to you with this, you can see for yourself first, I hope you can still be so calm," Li Yuan smiled and handed me the phone.

How can I be shameless, am I not right, I also call it gold? I'm telling the truth, okay, I'm like this, you can't compare to me, just look at it, you think I'm afraid of you, I can't be so calm? It's not to brag with you, I'm still so calm after reading it, I took the phone confidently.

I was just about to watch it, but I was held down by Li Yuanyi, and then looked at me and said with a wicked smile: Look at it, do you dare to make a bet with me, if you can still be so calm after reading it, then I will take off my pants and run around here, if you are not calm, you take off your pants and run around, what do you think?

Haha, I'm grassy, you still dare to bet with me like this, you really don't want to live, I don't know what I look like, it seems that ah, this thing of taking off your pants and running around, you have done it properly, you can't hide if you want to, haha...... I said with great confidence.

Why am I so calm, because I am very confident in myself, just our small appearance, in our school, it is also one of the best, and we have this temperament, very full of aristocratic temperament, there is no problem at all, and we are this size, how tall, one meter six or eight big, everywhere it stands out.

And the most important thing is our little hairstyle, Beckham's hairstyle, the hair in the back is quite long, it is quacky and handsome, no one can compare to this temperament on our body, in current words, that is, my young man is handsome, cool, it can't be compared, cool, handsome, about to fall down, anyway, it's handsome.

In addition to the handsome little clothes on my body, a pair of black Converse classic canvas cotton shoes, dark gray Converse sweatpants, a big white hat Nike sweatshirt on top, and a black Nike cotton suit on the outside, this little dress, who else, ah?

Whoever sees me can't praise me and say, oh, this young man looks really spirited, white and pure, that's not blowing with you at all, I look quite white, when I was a child, I thought I was sick, how can I be so white, I have been used to hearing this kind of praise since I was a child, so I am still more sure of this aspect of myself.

I think ha, a man, you can have no money, no power, but you can't not be sassy, you can't not be spiritual, a man, you have to have a temperament for yourself, temperament this piece must be taken to the death, as long as the temperament is grasped well, then it is a proper handsome guy, just like me.......... (haha....a little shameless, a little too narcissistic...... But I'm telling the truth, not lying. ）

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"Okay, then it's decided, I'll bet with you, if I lose, then I'll take off my pants and run around, if you lose, don't admit it....." Li Yuan said with a smile.

"You can rest assured about this, what kind of person am I Zhang Feng, then do you still need me to say, you all see it clearly, I spit on a nail in a mouthful, and I can dry the glass to pieces, this is me, I am so characterful...."I raised my head and said very arrogantly, temperament, temperament, temperament must not lose.

"Hahaha..... Okay, I like people you are so sure, you must remember what you say, you are a big man, you have to be responsible for every word you have said, otherwise I will definitely whip you with a big neck, do you believe it?" asked Li Yuan with horizontal eyes.

"Rub, what a big thing, can I not admit it? And the big neck slobs and whip me, do you think I can't believe you, with your big physique, I can't fix you, if you want to do something, can I stop it? But you can't do something immoral, I won't agree to it.........." I said, covering my ass.

You can hurry up and roll the calf for me, I have said it countless times, I am not interested in you, you know, I don't like men, I like women, I have an object, my object is Zhu Xiaoying, don't always say that this kind of boring topic is good, you can rest assured, my taste is not so heavy, Li Yuan looked at me helplessly and said.

Forehead... Well, I may have watched a little too much of the movie, isn't it all like this in the movie, the taller and stronger the man, the more likely he is to be a homosexual, and he may like men, I just have this little concern, because of your physique, I can't bear it a little, I bared my teeth.

Li Yuan shook his head directly after hearing this: You can roll the calf for me, what you watched is a movie, most of them are special fools, you can also believe this thing, there is no one else, there are very few such people in reality, there are a few big girls who don't like it, you have to like men, you have to be that-stirring stick? Who is sick.

Okay, why are you so excited, didn't I just say this casually, I'm also joking, don't take it seriously, look at your excited expression, I always feel that my own suspicions are not wrong at all, it seems that I should really be on guard against you, you kid is a little abnormal.

"Oh, I'm grassy, I'm really a little unbearable, why are you so bear-like, always staring at this thing, what are you doing, and saying that I'm gay, I think you're gay, I have to guard against you, no, I have to go to my daughter-in-law, you can play here by yourself...."Li Yuan wiped his big snot after speaking, and turned around to leave.

I immediately collapsed in one step, grabbed Li Yuan's neck, and dragged him back: Haha, brother, don't be so excited, I'm joking, okay, I won't tease you, now how about the two bets, what do you think?

"Hmm.......... are you sure, you don't mention it? If you do, I'll assign you a set of big moves, and the pants will be moved to your head..... Li Yuan asked with a wink of his eyes.

"Yes, don't worry, what I said is true, I won't mention it again, if I mention it again, don't say that the pants will go up my head, even if you turn the pants into my mask, then I don't have any opinions, look at this, I'm okay with this little knock to others, right?"

Yes, there is nothing wrong, I hope you can do it, okay, don't pull the calf, you can look at it quickly, I feel that my eyes are not mine, Li Yuan closed his eyes vigorously.

Damn, it's like saying that mine is not, I feel that my eyes are dry now, it seems that there is no moisture at all, I don't dare to rub it hard, I am really afraid of rubbing my eyeballs into powder....

"Well, I know, don't compare, okay? Let's see, what time is it, how can you say that........" Li Yuanting said dissatisfied.

Tut-tut, look at you like this, you are in such a hurry to do everything, so fast, can it work? Can't you hold it slowly? Is it not right to miss it for a long time? I glanced at Li Yuan.

"You can hurry up and pull a few downs, you are embarrassed to say me, who of us is in a hurry, who doesn't know, whose speed doesn't know.....?

Li Yuan pinched his nose with two fingers, and then with a "bang", a big yellow snot sprayed out from Li Yuan's nostrils, and landed on the street lamp pole on the side accurately, instantly freezing into ice.

"Damn, big brother, can you be civilized, why do you always puff your big snot, disgusting?

You can get the calf out of here, you have quality, you are not in vain, okay, you old cow comparison, okay, satisfied? Li Yuan said as he "coughed", and a stream of rhubarb phlegm spit out of his mouth.

Oops, it's really spicy eyes, it's over, I can't care about it at all, Li Yuan is like this, it's really disgusting, but there is no way, who let it be my brother, no matter what, we have to bear it, hold on.

I picked up my phone and glanced at the screen, wanting to enjoy my selfie, I looked, I grass, what the hell is this, what about my photo, how did it become a big donkey's head, or baring teeth, that expression is so badly beaten, this is not me, what's going on.

I swiped left and right to look, and there was indeed a photo of me, but the photo was relatively blurry, and I couldn't see anything, only some nostrils and teeth, and the rest were gone, so I couldn't tell that it was a person at all.

Suddenly I remembered where the photo of my donkey head came from, I took a casual look on the Internet in the last two days, and I saw this picture and saved it.

Maybe my hand slipped when I took a selfie with Li Yuan just now, so I showed Li Yuan this, no wonder Li Yuan laughed so much, if I saw it, I would laugh, I can't hold it back now.