Chapter 377: Haunted (2)
I'm grassy, this is really depressed, I just said it casually, why is this really out, what is this going to do, does it want my life? I haven't lived enough, big brother, can you hurry up, I really didn't mean to, if there is anything, you can go to Li Yuan, please, please..... I put my hands together and begged.
"Big brother, you... Don't scare me, I'm timid, you can't look like this, what, let's stand together, it's really not okay, let's stand together, don't you just stand together, isn't that what it says in the novel, women are yin, men are yang, you see the two of us standing together, it's definitely okay, your yang energy is not much, my yang tube is enough, I'll protect you, ha......" Li Yuan finished speaking and strode towards me.
I don't know what Li Yuan means, just be careful, I know it very well, he's just scared, talking about this matter of yang energy, I'm not a child, I don't understand...
"Dude, can you not come, he is near your pocket, you said you came here, then he has to come with you, one person is frightened, at least it is better than two people frightened, right, do you say? As a brother, you can sacrifice it....." I took a step back as well.
"Damn, Zhang Feng, are you a special person, and sacrifice me a few times, what's wrong with me, is it possible that I am going to die, can you say something good about me, don't say anything, you can come, the yang energy of the two of us is very strong...."After Li Yuan finished speaking, he opened his hands and was about to hug me.
"Big brother, don't be impulsive, calm down, look at your appearance, you're about to catch up with the big black bear, if you pounce on me this time, your guy won't have to vomit blood, my small physique can't withstand your pressure, it's easy to stone me to death at once....." I hurriedly waved my hand and said.
But no matter what I say, Li Yuan just pounced as if he hadn't heard it, like a blind bear, at that moment I felt the darkness in front of me, although it was dark at this time, but at least I could still see the clear road, this Li Yuan pounced I couldn't see anything, only a piece of darkness I saw.
And it's just a simple flutter, the topic is the smell on Li Yuan's clothes, as if he was carrying twenty rotten eggs in his arms, that smell, how bad it smells, and there is a search bar asking, that smell is really special choking, the kind that makes people want to shed tears when they smell it, do you say you are guilty?
"Big ..... brother, you hug me lightly, I'm about to make you lose your breath, I'm going to suffocate me, you quickly let go of me, otherwise I'm going to have a black tiger dig out my heart?" I shouted at Li Yuan viciously, and my hand was not idle, and I made a sound at the root of Li Yuan's thigh.
I heard Li Yuan's "whoop" cry, and he jumped up, and let go of me, almost didn't give me a dry stomach, This animal is really too fierce, that tiger is strong, just like the wild wolf dog, if you want more livestock, you have a special deep mouth!!
"I'm grass, what are you doing pinching my thighs, does it hurt, you made the patch come to me like this, I really can't stand it, it's so painful, really, I don't hide it from you at all, just the feeling just now, I can't describe it in words, it's so painful...... Li Yuan covered his thighs and muttered.
Why am I pinching you, you know?
"I don't know, why, I feel that you should be sick, and you are willing to pinch someone's thigh if you have nothing to do, your hobby is really not easy, it's so weird, ordinary people can't fix you, Li Yuan said. ”
Roll the calf, what's not to do, I'm not made of stone, you can plate me if it's okay, give me a plate clearly, a little rounder.
"You can pull it down, I'm not interested in you, I won't cease you, I'm afraid I'll crawl my claws and expose my skin, so I can't do it.........."
Forget it, I'll just tell you that it's useless, I'll just say something simple, when you pounced on me just now, I felt that you were so supportive, you see if you can show up a little, I'm a normal old man, you say you always do what you do with your set, I'm really speechless, I can still let you bend it, I'm a hot-blooded man, I will never touch a man, I know......
"I believe you're a ghost, what you think is beautiful, I'm not interested in you at all, you're too naïve, big brother can tell you with great certainty, I didn't stand up, you understand..........." Li Yuan wiped his nose and said inexplicably.
As soon as I heard Li Yuan say this, I was a little confused, what is that? I looked down at Li Yuan's pocket, it was still bulging, I Cao, could it be that this ghost was next to the two of us, I pushed Li Yuan hard, and then jumped back, but I didn't expect to give Li Yuan a big heel.
Li Yuan looked at me with a bewildered face and asked: Damn, big brother, what are you doing, why are you so shocked, do you want to scare anyone to death, I'm so timid, don't mess with me, my heart is scared by you today, do you still want me to live, I don't want to die young,
I didn't listen to Li Yuan at all, but learned from Mr. Lin Zhengying, made a gesture to get rid of ghosts, and pointed at Li Yuan's pocket: Oh, bold and demonic, what are you going to do, why do you want to scare us frequently, it's a good ghost, then show your original form, you and I look at each other together, how about the decisive battle, do you dare to fight.
Li Yuan listened to my words, his face was at a loss, and a pair of small eyes looked around for you: What's the situation, big brother, did you see something, or is there really a ghost around me, can you tell me the truth, don't torture me like this, I can't stand it anymore.
"Don't talk first, I'll meet this demon, I don't believe it, it's already the twenty-first century, aren't demons and monsters allowed to enter human life, there are still people who are not afraid of death, today I will do the right thing for heaven, Taishang Laojun, anxious as the law........ quickly die........" I yelled at Li Yuan's pocket.
What the hell are you, I can't stand it, what are you doing, okay, what are you yelling at my pocket, my pocket has provoked you, you are a ghost and a god, what are you going to do, and you won't let me live, it's really so angry that I am, Li Yuan stood up angrily and patted his ass.
"Don't move, bold and demonic, my brothers have stood up, you have also stood up, my brother has done it, you have to do it, what do you want to do? Don't you take me seriously, I am the thirty-eighth generation of Maoshan heir, how can I be afraid of such a little ghost as you? What a joke........" I stared sharply at Li Yuan's pocket.
No, it's over, I can't stand it, I'm really going to die, what is this for, Li Yuan was very depressed and took out the cigarette case from his pocket, took out one and put it in his mouth, and then took a puff, looking at me like a fool, his eyes were full of contempt.
With Li Yuan's action, it was my turn to start writing, I was a little blindfolded, could it be that I really saw it wrong? Why did I take out a cigarette case, what is the situation, I couldn't help but ask: Li Yuan, did you just take out a cigarette case from your pocket? Are you sure?
Li Yuan glanced at me, and yelled at me with an expression of death: Nonsense, are you so blind, what kind of thing I took out is not a cigarette case, is it a brick, I am sick, kick a brick into my own pocket, look at you, what is this for, I know that I am cowardly, you are still a ghost, this is a special thing to do the Fa, why don't you go to the monk....
Uh....... then I understand, there may have been a little misunderstanding between us, I may have seen it wrong, I was embarrassed to scratch my hair and said.
"What do you mean? What kind of thing is misunderstood, what are you reading wrong, you can be clear, don't always say this nonsense for no reason, okay?" Li Yuan looked at me very speechlessly and said.
Ha ha... Okay, I'll just say it directly, just now I saw your trouser pocket bulging, because you never carry a cigarette in your pocket, I thought there was a little ghost next to you, it seems that I was wrong, I saw it wrong, no, when did you kid start to smoke in your pocket? I asked curiously.
Li Yuan took a hard puff of his cigarette, then glanced at me and said: You are a big Sabi, have you forgotten, you just threw the cigarette case directly into my hand after smoking, and I put it in my pocket, why do you say that you are so tiger, you are really worried about me.
"Ah........ it turned out to be like this, it's weird and embarrassing, I said why do I look so familiar with this cigarette case, it seems to have a sense of déjà vu?"
"Grass, can you be so unfamiliar, hurry up and give you this cigarette case, it almost didn't give me a heart attack, it scared me to death......." Li Yuan threw the cigarette case directly to me.
"Hey, hey....misunderstanding, misunderstanding....." I said with a grin.
Okay, come on, you hurry up and give me your phone, I'm taking a look at your selfie to ease my mood, Li Yuan walked over directly after speaking, took out his phone from my pocket, then glanced at it, then laughed, and then threw the phone to me.
"Well, you can take a selfie of yourself too, and you can have a little fun....." Li Yuan said with a smile.