The moon sinks and the sun rises, and day and night alternate.

Chen Pifu slowly opened his eyes. Feeling the strength of my whole body, I slowly sat up, and then ......

Silently lit a cigarette for himself. Men, whenever there is a big event, you have to smoke a cigarette and calm down. Seeing the tiger girl lying lazily beside her, her expression seemed to be a little sluggish.

Chen Pifu looked inward and found that the spiritual veins in his body had already been unimpeded, and a black and white aura was slowly flowing in the spiritual veins. And their body area and head area exude bright light.

Huh, when did you become a person with dual physical and mental abilities? Could it be the benefits of combining the two attributes?

If you can't figure it out, just don't think about it. It is Chen Pifu's consistent style.

Chen Pifu took a cigarette in his mouth and gently pushed the door open. I saw Wang Fatzi and Lao Jia sleeping with each other, like glue and knees, very affectionate. Da Zhuang also slept sweetly on the side.

Chen Pifu looked up at the wall clock on the wall, at nine thirty, and wondered in his heart: What's wrong with today, you sleep so soundly?

Chen Pifu sat at the door of the detective agency, looking at the morning sunshine and feeling happy. Suddenly, I found that I seemed to yearn for the light more than before.

When the pointer pointed to ten o'clock, Da Zhuang was the first to wake up, rubbed his eyes, and saw Chen Pifu sitting at the door, and shouted excitedly: "Boss, you finally woke up!"

As a result, being shouted by Da Zhuang's voice, Wang Fatzi and Lao Jia also woke up one after another.

Wang Fatzi pushed away Jia Daochang, who was still in his arms to "show affection", rushed to Chen Pifu's side, hugged Chen Pifu's arm, and shouted excitedly: "Boss, you finally woke up, I scared the baby to death last night, I thought you couldn't wake up." ”

Chen Pifu asked in surprise: "Did I miss something last night?"

"Chen Daoyou. Lao Jia walked over and rubbed his eyes: "You went wrong when you were cultivating last night, and you almost went mad." ”

"What do you mean by going mad?"

"Well, Ye Daoyou said that the two attributes in your body conflicted with each other, causing the aura to get out of control, and the situation at that time was extremely dangerous, and you could explode and die at any time. ”

"Well, how come I don't know? I felt like I had a dream, so what about later?"

"Later?" Wang Fatzi looked cute: "Later...... I finally learned...... How to love!"

"Fatty, if you do this again, I'll throw you downstairs. ”

"......" Wang Fatzi could only answer honestly: "Oh, seeing that your situation was in crisis at that time, we decided to save you." ”

"How can I save it?"

"Of course, it's to send you a lot of aura. ”

"How?"

"Of course, it's a mouth-to-mouth, artificial respiration method!"

"......" Chen Pifu seemed to have an ominous premonition, and hurriedly asked: "Who gave me artificial respiration......?

"Of course it's fat, hey, hey!" Lao Jia smirked evilly.

"Uh-huh!" Wang Fatzi nodded very cooperatively, with a shy: "I hate it, boss, this is someone's first kiss!

"Gross!" Chen Pifu's face was pale, holding on to the railing on the second floor, and he suddenly had the urge to jump down.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, Chen Daoyou?" Lao Jia saw that Chen Pifu was climbing the railing, and hurriedly asked in a loud voice.

"What do you say you can do? Of course it's jumping off the building!" Chen Pifu looked sad and indignant: "Lao Tzu actually let the fat man do artificial respiration, it's better to die." ”

"Don't, Chen Daoyou, calm down, it's better to die than to live, isn't it just that you were kissed twice by the fat man, and you should be arched by a pig last night." ”

"That's right!" Wang Fat Man was still coaxing on the side: "Boss, don't worry, I brushed my teeth yesterday!"

Even Da Zhuang ran out and shouted: "Boss, listen to me, things are not like this......"

Chen Pifu suddenly stopped, nodded and said, "Yes, why should I seek death? I can completely kill the fat man, so it's okay." Then he crawled back and looked at the fat man with a fierce face.

"Damn, this joke is too big. Wang Fatzi felt the murderous aura of his boss, and immediately ran into the house.

"Fatty, don't run. Stop!" Chen Pifu hurriedly chased after him.

At this time, Ye Yun pushed open the door and said coolly: "Okay, don't make trouble." Last night, we all worked together to deliver aura to you and saved you together. ”

"What?" Chen Pifu shook his body and asked, "You all sent me aura?"

"Well, your situation last night was dangerous, and one person's aura was simply not enough. ”

"Woo woo woo ......" Chen Pifu was full of grievances: "No matter how dangerous it is, you can't do this, I survived, but I lost my innocence, you ...... It's not enough for one person to defile me, you actually ravaged me collectively, how can I live in the future? Woowoo woo ......"

Ye Yun rolled his eyes: "Idiot." ”

"Alright, alright!" Lao Jia ran in from the door and said with a wicked smile: "I'm not joking with you, we're teasing you, they used my spirit talisman to convey spiritual energy to you, and they didn't artificially respirate you." ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

……………………

The days began to get dull and boring again.

Chen Pifu was busy digesting the information brought by that day's breakthrough these days, and at the same time consolidating his black iron-level cultivation.

As usual, Chen Pifu finished his cultivation early in the morning and pushed open the door. I saw Jia Daochang sitting in a rocking chair at the door, holding a cigarette in his left hand, holding a gourd in his right hand, smoking a cigarette, and pouring a puff with a gourd.

Chen Pifu looked at the gourd in Lao Jia's hand, and suddenly felt a little familiar, and hurriedly asked Wang Fatzi lying on the sofa: "Is the gourd in Lao Jia's hand ......?"

"That's right, boss, that's the gourd that Zhang San gave me last time. Hehe, during this time, I studied it carefully for a long time, and this gourd is actually a treasure. ”

"Baby?"

"Well, I found that the water in this gourd tastes very sweet. And there is no limit, you can fit many, many more. ”

"Really?"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Jia Daochang smiled proudly: "Chen Daoyou, this time I really let the fat man pick up the treasure, this water is really very sweet to drink, and it can also make people feel refreshed, I have been drinking it all morning, and I feel that there seems to be a little bit of aphrodisiac effect." ”

Jia Daochang said while pouring a few sips in front of Chen Pifu, smacking his lips: "Tut-tut, it's so fragrant." ”

"Look at your!" Chen Pifu suddenly became interested and beckoned: "Bring it to me and taste it." ”

"Don't give it!" Jia Daochang looked vigilant: "This gourd will be used by the poor Dao royal in the future." ”

"Oops, it's itchy, isn't it?"

Before Chen Pifu could make a move, Wang Fatzi on the side dragged Chen Pifu and said, "Boss, this gourd has a quirk." ”

"What quirk?" Chen Pifu and Jia Daochang looked curious.

"After my research, this gourd seems to have a purifying function, if this gourd is filled with ordinary water, it is completely ineffective, if it is filled with some dirty water, it will have such an effect. ”

"Dirty water?" Jia Daochang asked curiously, "What kind of water is dirty water?"

"Rain, for example, is unclean water. ”

"My gourd is filled with rain?" Jia Daochang shook the gourd in his hand.

"No!" the fat man shook his head.

"Gutter water?"

"It's not!"

"Grass, it can't be last night's footwashing water!" Jia Daochang's face was a little pale.

"How come!" Wang Fatzi shook his head and swore an oath: "What is our relationship, can I let you drink the footwashing water?"

"Whew!" Jia Daochang breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest: "That's good!"

Wang Fatzi said with an innocent face: "Your gourd contains the water from the toilet this morning." ”

"Poof!"

Jia Daochang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and immediately took out a handful of five thunder talismans from the crotch of his pants, and roared angrily: "Fatty, if Dao Ye doesn't fight today, your soul will be scattered, and Dao Ye will not believe Jia." ”

"Hahaha!" Wang Fat Man smiled cheaply, and ran away.

Lao Jia struggled to catch up.

The two of them are chasing me on the street, one is because of fat and slow, and the other is because of weakness, and the speed is not fast.

An hour later.

The two were out of breath, supported each other, and returned to the detective agency. And the two of them hooked shoulders at the moment, chatting very happily, it seemed that the previous unhappiness had long since disappeared.

Chen Pifu looked at the two who were a little mysterious, and didn't forget to sow discord on the side: "What's the matter, the two reconciled so quickly?"

"Hehe, poor Dao is a cultivator, this self-cultivation is the most basic quality of being a Taoist, just a little toilet water, Poor Dao doesn't pay attention to it at all. ”

"Lao Jia, don't blame me for not reminding you, there is not only water in the toilet, but also urine!"

"Vomit!" Jia Daochang endured his vomiting, and couldn't help but want to stretch his hand to your crotch again.

Wang Fatzi grabbed Jia Daochang's hand and looked at Chen Pifu sadly: "Boss, what do you mean, can you stop making trouble?"

"Hmph, what do you mean. From what I know of you, you must have compromised behind my back. With Lao Jia's character, there is no great benefit, can he compromise?"

"Then what do you want, Boss. ”

"I don't care, I'll get a share if it's good. ”

"Ha, don't worry, boss, there must be a share of you. ”

Wang Fatzi ran into the house, called Ye Yun and Da Zhuang over, and then ran into the kitchen under the gaze of everyone, and took out an egg the size of a washbasin from the freezer.

The egg seemed to have been in the freezer for some time, and the snow-white eggshell was covered with a layer of frost, which looked crystal clear under the sunlight at the moment.

"Such a big egg?" the crowd looked curious.

Chen Pifu held a cigarette and looked around the egg for a long time: "Fatty, where did this egg come from?"

"Hehe, this is what I stumbled upon when we raided the manor. ”

"Tut-tut, this head is really big. What kind of animal egg is this?"

"I don't know!" everyone present shook.

Wang Fatzi stared at the egg, eager to stare at the surface of the crack, and said with an affirmative face: "Anyway, it looks delicious." ”