The sunlight shines through the glass of the window and sprinkles on the eggs, and the crystal clear eggshells are not only beautiful, but also delicious.

Wang Fatzi looked at the egg, and his saliva flowed: "It doesn't matter what kind of animal egg he is, does it matter? Look at it, such a big egg, it must taste good, I have endured it for a long time, but some time ago, boss, you have been busy cultivating, and it just so happens that everyone is free today, so let's eat this egg." ”

"How do you cook such a big egg? Fried poached eggs?" Da Zhuang asked.

"Let's stir-fry the chili peppers!" Chen Pifu suggested.

"Why don't you make it into a steamed egg?" Ye Yun proposed.

"I'm casual!" Wang Fatzi looked at the egg in front of him, his appetite was suddenly stimulated, and he drooled: "It's okay to eat it raw." ”

"Don't, don't!" Jia Daochang hurriedly stopped: "Of all the cooking methods, only boiling is the most nutritious, so as not to destroy the nutrients in this egg." ”

"Damn, we're a qualified slut, oh no, foodies. Who cares about nutrition, of course, the taste is the first choice criterion. Chen Pifu was the first to stand up against it.

Jia Daochang quietly leaned into Chen Pifu's ear: "This egg is definitely not ordinary, in order to ensure that its nutrition is not lost, boiling is definitely the best choice, if Poor Dao is not wrong, this will definitely be an aphrodisiac." ”

Chen Pifu was shocked for a day, and his face was calm: "Let's boil, it's decided." Personally, I believe that nutrition is still the most important. Ahem, we've worked so hard during this time, and it's time to make up for it. ”

Now that the boss has made a decision, Da Zhuang, as the head chef, naturally began to stretch out. Fortunately, there are many people eating at home, and there are many cauldrons, otherwise such a big egg is really not easy to cook.

According to Wang Fatzi's request, Da Zhuang brought the pot to the living room, filled it with water, and then put the eggs in, turned on the electricity, and boiled it.

The fat man Wang lay in front of the pot, staring at the cauldron with his eyes blank, not leaving an inch.

"Hey!" Chen Pifu turned on the TV in the living room: "Fatty, look at your gluttony, you are so angry? Your eyeballs are about to fall into the pot, you can't watch TV, what's the hurry." ”

"Hey, hey!" the fat man smiled innocently, still not leaving.

About two hours later, Da Zhuang deliberately added water several times in the middle of the way. Finally, from the pot, a faint fragrance came out.

"It's cooked!" everyone was in high spirits.

Da Zhuang hurriedly put the egg on the coffee table. The snow-white eggshell exudes a faint fragrance that makes people appetite great.

Wang Fatzi couldn't wait to pounce on the coffee table, holding a dinner knife in his hand, and his saliva flowed.

Da Zhuang gave everyone a small plate, ready vinegar, soy sauce, chili sauce and other spices, such a big egg, of course, is cut and tasted, the most suitable.

Chen Pifu picked up the egg with both hands and knocked it on the coffee table.

"Boom!" After a muffled sound, the surface of the eggshell was undamaged.

"Huh, is this shell very hard?" Chen Pifu squinted his eyes and picked up the egg, which was a slam knock.

"Knock! knock! knock!"

A series of crashing sounds, like drumming. The more Chen Pifu knocked, the more excited he became, the more he knocked the more excited, and finally he simply pointed at the egg, which was a head hammer.

"Whew!" Chen Pifu panted heavily, gently put the egg on the coffee table, stroked his somewhat red forehead, and said in a somewhat choked tone: "It's over, I guess I'm mostly wasted, why can't I even crack an egg?"

Ye Yungang wanted to say: I'll try. I saw the giant egg, shaking on the coffee table.

Everyone was happy, and their hearts said: It's open.

I only heard a "click".

A tiny crack appeared in the middle of the dome, and the crack continued to spread, and after more than ten seconds. It just cracked in a whole circle.

"Click!" a crunch sounded.

The eggshell on the surface finally split into two under the hot eyes of everyone.

……………………………….

Everyone hurriedly looked at it.

I saw that after the eggshell was broken, the round egg white was revealed. What is strange is that there is a circle of tiny bone spurs in the center of the entire egg, that is, the location of the crack just now.

Chen Pifu looked at the tiny bone spurs and was obviously stunned: "What kind of animal egg is this? Why do you still have tattoos?"

As soon as the words fell, a sudden change occurred.

The snow-white egg white actually pushed outward. Turned into a fat doll covered in snow-white. Big eyes, a small nose and mouth, a smooth head, and chubby little hands and calves, and, of course, between chubby legs, there is a tiny little ding.

The fat doll let out a cry of "Wow!", and picked up the eggshell next to him, which was a burst of fierce gnawing, extremely fast, and extremely fragrant.

A gang of kung fu, two eggshells were swallowed by this fat doll. The fat doll licked her chubby little hand and threw her head back and cried.

The cry was exceptionally loud.

Everyone was stunned by this change, and the collective was stunned as if petrified.

At this time, a public service announcement promoting breastfeeding was playing on TV. The fat doll heard the sound and turned her head to look over.

I saw on TV, a beautiful woman with a kind smile on her face and exuding maternal brilliance, was breastfeeding the baby in her arms, and a three-year-old boy on the side, with a jealous face, shouted with his mouth up: "Mom, I want to drink too." The mother smiled sweetly, stretched out her fingers, lightly touched the little boy's nose, and smiled: "You are three years old, and you still have to grab milk with your sister, are you really ashamed?" The little boy said coquettishly: "I don't care, I don't care, I just want to drink, breast milk is delicious." ”

The fat doll seemed to be very smart, with a pair of big eyes, dripping around, looking at Chen Pifu and others while watching TV, and then suddenly opened her mouth and shouted: "Mom!"

"......" Everyone was cold, their faces changed greatly, and they reflexively took a step back collectively.

Wang Fatzi was too involved before, and the whole person was lying on the coffee table, it is estimated that because he was lying on his stomach for too long, his legs were still in a state of numbness, and as a result, at this critical moment, he didn't get up for a while.

At this time, under the backdrop of everyone, Wang Fatzi obviously has a taste of standing out from the crowd.

The fat doll looked at the mother's snow-white and bulging breasts on the TV, and stared at the fat man's chest on Wang's chest, which was nothing but slightly sagging. The big eyes suddenly lit up, revealing a cute and cute smile, and shouted at the fat man: "Mom...... Mother...... Drink...... Grandma!"

Wang Fatzi suddenly had an ominous premonition, at this moment, the more nervous he was, the more he couldn't get up, so he could only turn his head and look at Chen Pifu with a sad face: "Boss...... Help me, save me!"

Before Chen Pifu could figure out a way, the fat doll curled up her whole body into a snow-white ball of flesh like before, and then ejected it on the coffee table, and rolled directly into Wang Fatzi's arms. Then he returned to his human form, opened his mouth, exposed two rows of tiny teeth, and bit down Wang Fatzi's chest.

"Ahh

Everyone's faces changed again, and they subconsciously covered their chests and took a few steps back.

"Boss, help!" Wang Fatzi's voice became more and more miserable.

At the critical moment, as the boss Chen Pifu, his good psychological quality was reflected. I saw Chen Pifu light a cigarette for himself first, took a deep breath, and calmed himself down. Then he looked around, and when he saw the gourd at the door, he immediately thought about it.

With an arrow step, he jumped to the door, picked up the gourd on the ground, ran to Wang Fatzi's side, and forcibly stuffed it into the fat doll's mouth.

The fat doll suddenly let go of Wang Fatzi's chest, with a sweet smile on his face, a pair of chubby little hands holding the gourd, lying on the coffee table, "Goodong...... Gollum ...... Gollum ...... "Drink."

Wang Fatzi rubbed his red chest, which had been bitten, with a look of fear, and the whole person hid at the door, curled up by the door, and cried in a low voice.

Jia Daochang looked at the fat doll that was eating fragrantly, pulled Chen Pifu, and whispered: "If this little fat man grows up and knows that he is born to drink toilet water, do you think he will kill the fat man in the future." ”

"......" Chen Pifu flicked the cigarette ash: "It's hard to say! But the top priority is to find out first, why does a baby pop out of this egg?"

Jia Daochang thought for a long time: "Could this be related to the research of those people? After all, this egg was stolen from there." ”

"It's not unreasonable for you to say that!" Chen Pifu nodded.

Ye Yun also came over and said: "This little fat man's appearance is obviously different from ordinary people, do you see the tiny bone spurs on his back, this is probably the purpose of them catching those women, are there many eggs like this?"

Jia Daochang shook his head: "At that time, there was only one in the whole room. ”

"It seems that their research has achieved certain results, and this matter must be reported to the bureau. Ye Yun looked serious: "The reproduction of this kind of species with different genes is completely contrary to the laws of nature, it is almost non-existent, this little guy itself is equivalent to a miracle, it is estimated that the gang themselves did not expect that there would be a person in this egg, this matter is too big, it must be reported to the bureau immediately." ”

"Wait. Chen Pifu stopped him loudly: "Lao Ye, you said that if this little guy is sent to the bureau, what fate should greet him?"

"The bureau will definitely protect him better, and then ...... Then ......" Ye Yun couldn't go on.

"And then restrict his freedom and do all sorts of research on him, right?"

Ye Yun was silent for a long time and nodded.

Chen Pifu took a deep puff of cigarette, looked at the fat doll lying on the coffee table at the moment, eating happily, and said softly: "Don't you think this is too cruel for him?"

"Hey!" Ye Yun let out a long sigh.

"Uh-huh!" The fat doll seemed to have finally eaten enough, twisted her ass, put down the gourd, burped, and fell asleep directly on the coffee table.

Chen Pifu looked at the fat doll and said, "Besides, whether to report it or not, we don't count it." ”

"Then who is the one who says?" asked Jia Daochang curiously.

"I have to ask his mother!" Chen Pifu said, looking at the fat man Wang who was squatting at the door at the moment, quietly snorting.

Everyone followed Chen Pifu's gaze and looked over together, full of pity.

Chen Pifu shouted: "Fatty, are you crying?" ”

"Hmm...... Hum...... Woowoo...... It's almost up, what's wrong, boss?" the fat man replied as he snorted.

"Come over as soon as you're done crying, and let's talk about your son's future. ”

"......" the crowd.