Chapter 38: Do You Believe in Ghosts?

The next day, Zhang San came early in the morning. Obviously, he was really unsatisfied yesterday, and his bright eyes were full of hunger and thirst to talk to.

Da Zhuang had already prepared tea, a proper Longjing, and Wang Fatzi actually bought potato chips and melon seeds.

The three of them suddenly entered yesterday's chat mode.

The time to brag always flies by. The day passed all at once.

Chen Pifu and the three of them were so tired that they shouted that their backs hurt, no matter how good the story was, they listened to it for ten hours in a row, and they couldn't stand it if they were replaced by anyone.

Chen Pifu stretched his waist and asked, "Zhang Gongzi, we know your situation very well now." ”

"Really? I haven't said a lot yet?"

"Really, absolutely, really. Chen Pifu nodded very seriously, just kidding, listening to your content in the past two days, I can almost write an autobiography for you, what else do you want?

Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself, looked at Zhang San and said, "Zhang Gongzi, you came to our detective agency, do you need our help?" ”

"Oh, yes!" Zhang San remembered: "I almost forgot about business." ”

……………….

Zhang San suddenly closed the door, his face mysterious. looked at Chen Pifu and the others, and said in a suppressed voice: "Do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?"

Everyone was stunned, believe, why don't you believe it. Now that the supernatural people are running all over the ground, isn't it normal to have ghosts?

Zhang San saw that everyone was stunned, thinking that he didn't believe his words, and was suddenly a little deflated: "Hey, I know if I don't believe it, if it weren't for my personal experience, an atheist like me, I wouldn't believe it, you don't know, when I was in college in the United States, there was ...... in that school."

"Stop, stop!" Chen Pifu hurriedly stopped: "We believe it." ”

"Really?"

"Hmm!" Chen Pifu looked serious: "It's more real than chastity." ”

"Okay, I believe you. Zhang San nodded.

"Come, tell me about ghosts. Did you see that?"

"Nope. Zhang San shook his head: "But I heard it, and more than once." ”

"Oh, what the hell did you say?"

"I'm so miserable......"

"How miserable are you?"

"It's me who ...... miserable"

"It's you ...... miserable"

…… Zhang San was a little crazy, and explained again: "That ghost said, I ...... Good... Miserable...... These three words. ”

"Oh, understood, and then what?"

"No more. ”

"That ghost didn't do anything to you?"

"No, is the ghost supposed to do anything to me?"

"Have you seen A Chinese Ghost Story?"

"Yes. ”

"What about the H version?"

“…… No. ”

"Hey!" Chen Pifu had a look on his face that you understood: "Go and see, you will know what the ghost will do to you." ”

Zhang San looked at Chen Pifu's lewd smile, and could barely guess what it was estimated to be, and hurriedly said, "Are you sure this is a female ghost?"

"Isn't it?"

"I don't think it sounded like a woman's voice. ”

"Well, you've heard that voice a few times. ”

"Well, it's not a lot, maybe five or six times. As you know, I just returned to China, and there aren't many opportunities to be at home. ”

"Did you take any drugs on those few occasions?"

"No!" Zhang San nodded affirmatively: "But I smoked marijuana." You know, in the United States, marijuana is not exactly a drug, it ......"

"Understood. Understand. Chen Pifu smoked a cigarette and pondered: "Generally speaking, if you encounter a ghost, something more supernatural will always happen, do you have anything else besides hearing that you are miserable?"

"It's miserable!" Zhang San corrected: "It doesn't seem to be anymore, but I feel like someone is spying on me recently." ”

"Why?"

"Instinct it. ”

"The man's instincts are reliable, and the sow can climb the tree. You'd better give me a good reason so I can investigate. ”

"Uh... Think about it, does it count as money?"

When Chen Pifu heard this, he looked at Zhang San very seriously and said, "This reason is very sufficient. ”

"So what should I do now. ”

"The ghost thing, we will investigate it slowly, it's not in a hurry for the time being, after all, it doesn't have any impact on you now, the top priority is to solve the problem of you being spied on, generally speaking, you are being spied on, either someone covets your beauty and quietly peeps at you, or someone has a plan against you, uh, I personally prefer the latter. ”

"What do you mean, am I not beautiful? Don't I have the right to be spied on?" Zhang San was obviously a little excited.

"Well, don't get excited, voyeurism won't hurt you anyway, let's focus on the second point, in the case of someone planning to do something to you, I think you need bodyguards. ”

"Bodyguard?" Zhang Sanyi heard this and shook his head: "No, my company has a special security team, all of which are imported from abroad, you know, this foreign security team, that's ......"

Chen Pifu immediately interrupted Zhang San's next preparation, and took a puff of cigarette: "Zhang Gongzi, don't be in a hurry to refuse, you can inspect the goods first." ”

"Inspection?"

"Hmm!" Chen Pifu smiled like an old bustard, and raised his chin at the fat man Wang on the side.

, come again? Wang Fatzi was suddenly confused, what does this mean? I want to think about it...... Belch... Bodyguard, oh yes, the boss must mean to let me show my strong heroic posture, yes, it must be true, but the problem is, the boss once said that the best way for a man to perform is actual combat, whether it is in bed or under the bed, but who should I find as an opponent? Boss? Don't dare, Da Zhuang? It seems that I can't beat it? Hey, Zhang San, yes, such a thin little body, my fat man is out of the horse, that's not a hand-to-hand capture, in this way, isn't it better to understand the heroic posture of this fat man? Hahaha, I'm just a genius, this is definitely the boss's so-called inspection.

After figuring it out, I saw the fat man yelling at Zhang San: "Guanyin sits on the lotus." ”

Then he stuffed his head and began to charge at Zhang San. Startled Zhang San.

Chen Pifu dragged the fat man who had been hanging up three gears, and asked suspiciously: "Fat man, what do you want to do?"

"Boss, didn't you say that let him inspect the goods?" the fat man looked dazed.

"Hey. Chen Pifu shook his head helplessly, and patted Da Zhuang: "Da Zhuang, puff up your muscles." ”

"Oh!" Da Zhuang nodded honestly. Then he puffed up the muscles of his whole body, the dark muscles like iron, full of explosive power, and the burly and strong body, even professional bodybuilders would be ashamed.

"Understood?" Chen Pifu glanced at the fat man.

"Oh. Tell me earlier. Wang Fatzi nodded suddenly in understanding, and then did the same, and yelled: "Huh!"

Huh, why can't my flesh bulge? Come again.......

"Hmm... Ha... Roar... Arthur...... A library... Linen dish..."

............. Everyone looked at Wang Fatzi with a bewildered expression, changing various pronunciations there, and yelled for a long time.

In the end, Wang Fatzi really had no choice, and slapped his left chest, and the waves were suddenly turbulent.

Hey, there's a play! Wang Fatzi immediately gave himself his right chest again, and gave him a palm, and suddenly the double waves were turbulent, and he kept shaking.

The trembling waves made Zhang San dizzy for a while.

At this moment, Chen Pifu is still quite relieved in his heart, at least the fat man is doing his best.

Chen Pifu took a cigarette in his mouth and patted his strong arm: "Zhang Gongzi, look at these strong muscles." Then he patted the waist of the fat man: "Look at this terrifying cross-section......."

Looking at the international bodyguard industry, the first element of the bodyguard chosen by politicians and gangsters, is to be burly, why? In fact, there are two main professions of bodyguards, first, deterrence.

It's like why the underworld likes tattoos, obviously, most of the people who get tattoos are not for their own inner pursuit of art, the main reason is to tell those honest people: Boy, what do you see? Open your eyes and see clearly, Lao Tzu is the underworld, so I ask you if you are afraid? Lao Tzu got a tattoo at the beginning, but he suffered a lot of stitches and shed a lot of blood, so he asked if you were afraid?

Don't underestimate deterrence, it's important to save you a lot of trouble. If everything has to be fought by the underworld first, it is estimated that many younger brothers will choose to get out of the pit.

Therefore, the burly bodyguard is very popular, and the body full of deterrence can often save a lot of trouble as long as you go to that station.

As for the second point, it is crucial for employers. In fact, from the employer's heart, it is not that you need to be able to fight more, the most important thing is that you can help him block bullets, blades, flashlights, rotten eggs, and ...... at critical moments Everything that can be blocked. If we analyze it from the perspective of physics, probability, etc., we will come to a surprising answer, an employer with a burly bodyguard has a higher probability of being shot than an employer who does not use a burly bodyguard.

This can be seen from Zhang San's clear expression, and he understands the truth very well. I am also a returnee, and I still know a lot about foreign markets.

Chen Pifu took advantage of the hot iron, patted Wang Fatzi's chest, and said proudly: "Zhang Gongzi, as long as you have my two brothers by your side, let alone blocking bullets for you, even if the rocket launchers blow up, you will be unharmed." ”

Zhang San looked at Wang Fatzi's constantly shaking chest, and his mind didn't know what he was thinking, and after a while, he finally opened his mouth: "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”

"Hahaha!" Chen Pifu stepped forward to hold Zhang San's hand and said happily: "Zhang Gongzi, don't worry, our company is definitely professional, in the near future, you will understand that this is definitely a wise choice, I will get the contract at night, and I will go to your company to find you tomorrow, during this time, you had better keep a low profile, and the woman side is also a little more restrained, and after we check your danger, you are starting your indulgent life, okay?"

"Well, yes. Zhang San nodded: "But, what if I hold it for too long?"

Chen Pifu ...... I understand the drop... 's expression, and gently said in Zhang San's ear: "Don't worry, I'll prepare a 5TB passion movie for you when the time comes, and in extraordinary times, don't be too picky, solve it yourself, okay?"

Zhang San nodded weakly.

Chen Pifu saw that he was really pitiful, and added: "Hey, it's really not good, you just take advantage of the fat man falling asleep, quietly touch two handfuls, and get addicted." ”

"Is this going to work?"

"Trust me, turn off the lights and the effect is the same. ”

"No, it's not good!" Zhang San was obviously a little moved.

"What are you afraid of, just charge for it. ”

"Dollars?"

"Euros!"

"Deal. ”

At this time, Wang Fatzi was not happy and shouted: "Boss, how do I feel that I have sacrificed a lot." Have you considered my feelings?"

Chen Pifu pulled the fat man's ears: "The extra is given to you, the company doesn't take a commission, count you as extra money, do you think it's okay?"

When Wang Fatzi heard this, he looked at Zhang San, cocked his orchid fingers, and said coquettishly: "Zhang Gongzi, you remember to pity others......"

……… Everyone was cold.