"Little Er, tea!"

When Chen Pifu heard this, he hurriedly commanded Da Zhuang and hurriedly served tea. Then he greeted him and said with a smile: "Haha, I'm the boss, this gentleman, what do you call it?"

"My name is Zhang San. ”

"Zhang San?"

"That's right, it's Zhang San of Zhang San and Li Si. ”

"Oh, good name. ”

"What's so good?" asked Zhang San with a glare.

Oops, this customer seems to be a little difficult to deal with. Chen Pifu pondered for a moment and said: "Mr. Zhang San's name seems ordinary, but in fact, there are other mysteries. ”

"Oh, let's hear it. ”

"Uh...... This name seems ordinary, but the popularity is not ordinarily high, it is simply a household name. ”

"Hahahaha, I'm very satisfied with this explanation, I like you very much!" Zhang San smiled proudly: "My Zhang family is also a famous family, I am the third in the family, so my grandfather named me Zhang San, speaking of my grandfather, that can be regarded as a big person, but to talk about my grandfather, it must start with my grandfather, I think that in Qinghe County, my grandfather was a big family, my grandfather has a hobby, that is, he likes to collect antiques, what jade pendant, copper furnace ......"

The corners of Chen Pifu's eyes twitched, to be honest, on the rivers and lakes, going south and north, he can be regarded as knowing countless people, and he has seen natural familiarity, but like Zhang San, as soon as he came up, it was like opening the chatterbox, so familiar, it was really the first time, how to describe it, uh, Zhang San is simply ..... It's so ripe.

Chen Pifu began to be patient and listened, but after an hour, it was really a little unbearable, this Zhang San blew for an hour, and he didn't even drink a sip of water, if he was allowed to play freely, he was not allowed to say three days and three nights.

Chen Pifu hurriedly interrupted: "Ahem, that ....... Boss Zhang, I don't know ....... you."

"Is there something wrong with you?" Zhang San glared at Chen Pifu.

"It's okay, it's okay, how can I be okay, I just saw you come to my store, do you think you'll be okay?"

"Of course I have something, otherwise why do you come to your detective agency, I went to several detective agencies, and the other party's business quality is too poor to satisfy me, so I came to your shop, I think at least for now, your store is still good. ”

"Hahaha, thank you Boss Zhang for your love, it's okay, you continue, continue, have something to say. ”

"Hmm!" Zhang San drank tea, paused, and suddenly asked, "Where did you just go?"

…… I'm almost asleep, I don't know where you're talking about. Chen Pifu rolled his eyes.

When it came to Wang Fatzi on the side, he said with a serious face: "You just said that your grandfather's brother's brother's cousin's brother-in-law's brother-in-law's nephew is Captain Touchjin........."

......

"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhang San patted his thigh excitedly and praised Wang Fatzi: "I am very satisfied with you, and I also like you." ”

"Speaking of this, you know, it is said that it originated in the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao, in order to make up for the lack of military salaries, specially set up military ranks such as General Faqiu Zhonglang and Captain Touching Jin, who were specifically responsible for robbing tombs to obtain wealth and subsidize military salaries......"

Wang Fatzi listened with relish, and Chen Pifu felt bored, leaned on the chair and began to take a nap. It's just that I saw Zhang San unconsciously blowing like a river, and it was another hour, and I felt the need to remind him.

As a last resort, Chen Pifu interrupted again: "Uh, Boss Zhang, ......"

"Don't call the boss, it looks too cheesy. ”

"What should I call you?"

"Call me Zhang Gongzi. ”

"Oh, I understand, that Zhang Gongzi....you see ....."

"Are you in trouble?" Zhang San seemed a little upset.

"It's okay, I... Belch... Yes, I'm just curious, mainly because we have listened to it for a long time, it's all your family's history, we are very curious about you, can Zhang Gongzi talk about himself?"

"Oh. Yes, yes, yes!" Zhang San suddenly laughed: "Look at what I forgot, yes, I should talk about myself." My name is Zhang San, I just came back from abroad two months ago, and my academic qualifications are not very high, two master's degrees and one doctorate, barely a returnee, returnee, do you understand?"

"Understood!" Wang Fatzi nodded and sang passionately: "The big turtle...... Our giant turtles miss you ............. We miss you......!"

"Well, it's a returnee, not a turtle. ”

"What's the difference?" said the fat man.

"The turtle you sang about is a turtle in the sea, it can lay eggs, and when I say returnees, I mean returning from studying abroad, understand?"

"Oh!" Wang Fatzi suddenly realized and nodded: "That is the difference between one who can lay eggs and the other who can't?"

Belch............ Zhang San seemed to be frustrated for the first time, but it did not affect his passion for bragging, took a sip of water, and continued: "After returning to China some time ago, I set up my own company, and I won't tell you that I opened a company purely to pass the time, money, I really don't lack it, you don't know, my aunt is on Wall Street, and there are several investment companies......"

As time passed, Chen Pifu finally understood that this kid is specially here to show off his wealth. In these years, there are countless people who show off their wealth, but someone like Zhang San who shows off his wealth is really the only one in his life. Ordinary people show off their wealth, which is nothing more than to show off their houses, tickets, cars, watches, collectibles, their own horses, No. 3 horses, and No. 4 horses..... It's really not good, come to a fake fall, fall out of a luxury, and Zhang San, that is completely showing off his wealth to a new height.

How to say it, he has jumped out of the material way of showing off his wealth, so to speak, he is all-round, introducing you to his family history, and it is a very detailed kind, even so detailed that I can't wait to introduce you to his ancestors for eighteen generations. In an extremely domineering and barbaric way, he presents in front of you a vast network of family relationships with intricate relationships that would be desperate even for historians to study. All-round, in all fields, from multiple angles, to tell you that not only is he rich, but his entire family is super rich.

Chen Pifu gasped while listening, such a vicious way to show off his wealth is really something he has never seen in his life. Regardless of whether the other party's information is true or not, just based on his words, it seems that a dog is better than Chen Pifu and others, and he is very unhappy. But think about it, forget it, the customer is God, Chen Pifu comforted himself, rich people, there are some special habits, like this kind of habit of showing off wealth, compared to some other perverted habits, it can be regarded as very environmentally friendly. Hey, just get used to it.

After all, Zhang San has lived abroad for so many years, the food he has eaten, and the beauties he has plated, in Zhang San's mouth, it is vivid, and Wang Fatzi is drooling when he listens to it.

Unconsciously, a morning passed like this, and finally Zhang San stopped speaking by himself, looked at Chen Pifu and asked, "Is it time for dinner?"

, this guy is so natural. Chen Pifu is full of black lines. Forget it, God, the customer is God. Bear with me, if this kid doesn't have a list that satisfies me, I don't mind letting him go to God.

After everyone was full, Zhang San continued to enter the mode of showing off his wealth, and even Da Zhuang was attracted by his colorful material life, his spiritual life, and his physical life of jealousy and resentment, so he moved a small stool and sat down together. Wang Fatzi and Da Zhuang were sitting on their knees, as if they were children listening to a teacher's lecture.

When Chen Pifu went back to the room to practice once, he also took a nap, and when he came out and saw that it was dark, Zhang San was still blowing there, and listened carefully, hey, the topic seems to be the story that Zhang San had to tell with Miss N Gini in Miami.

Chen Pifu suddenly became interested and hurriedly came up.

When Ye Yun came back, he was a little stunned when he saw this scene, the scene seemed to be a bit like a legendary pyramid scheme. Zhang San, his mouth is like a river, impassioned. Chen Pifu and the other three were dumbfounded, some excited, some envious, some nodded, and some drooled.

"Which one of you are here?" Ye Yun asked curiously.

"Ah, Lao Ye, you're back!" Chen Pifu greeted: "I'm chatting with customers about business." ”

At this time, Zhang San looked at the luxurious watch in his hand. Hey, the time didn't seem to be early, so he stood up, stretched his waist, and said reluctantly: "It's not too early, then I'll go first." I'm coming tomorrow. ”

Nani: Why are you still hooked? Will you come back tomorrow?

Chen Pifu hurriedly said: "Zhang Gongzi, for the first half hour of our time, the business consultation is free, and the back is charged." ”

"Haha, isn't it just money, it should be, I understand, foreign psychologists also charge fees. It's normal. Zhang San smiled, after all, a person is rich, if others don't know, it's actually very boring, a person shows off his wealth, if no one reads, it's even more boring, Xiang Wang Fatzi, Da Zhuang, whether it's expression, or attitude, the whole process, can be so cooperative with the professional good audience, Zhang San himself is very satisfied, today is really quite enjoyable, hehe, very cool, very cool.

Zhang San asked very happily, "How much?"

"One thousand!" Chen Pifu tentatively offered a price.

"Hahaha, it's cheap. ”

"It's hourly. ”

"Haha, it should. ”

"It's dollars. ”

"Uh... It doesn't matter!" Zhang San took out his wallet, took out a stack of dollars, and put it on the coffee table: "The rest is tomorrow." I'm coming tomorrow!"

Then he walked out the door and roared away in the roar of the sports car.

Chen Pifu nodded the dollar in his hand and praised: Sure enough, he is a rich man. It's refreshing enough.

"Oops. The fat man seemed to remember something, and suddenly shouted.

"What's wrong, fatty?"

"Boss, he doesn't just want to pay to come and talk to us. ”

"Hey, who knows? Maybe the world of rich people is also full of loneliness......."