Chapter 1112: School is finally in session
On the side of Lazy God Island, in the locker room of the security personnel, there was a gloomy fog. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Yang Ji sat down, and before he could sigh, he heard Sun Leijian sighing next to him, and the two glanced at each other, and they could see each other's tears.
"You ......"
"I ......"
Needless to say, both sides knew what kind of ordeal the other had suffered, and when they looked up again, the security team members who had just changed shifts were glazed in their eyes, salivating at the corners of their mouths, as if they were demented.
Even the dullest people know what is going on, they must be paid attention to by Mr. Nan's loving gaze.
After using various methods to no avail, Nanming finally realized that it is useless to use rules and regulations to make people lazy, because people will always subconsciously avoid systems that are unfavorable to them.
If you want to make people lazy, you need technology!
The "Lazy God Tower" and the "Dream House" are typical examples of this technology changing lifestyles!
After experimenting with a few people around him, Nan Ming felt that the effect was very good.
The experiment is successful, and you can enter the practice stage!
Nanming is manned 24 hours a day, in addition to the two groups of security teams, there are also two close protection, usually one bright and one dark, the bright ones are often Zhao Gaofeng and Yang Ji, and the dark ones are Kan Qiang and Sun Leijian.
As the so-called building near the water gets the first month, and the lazy god security is definitely the Qindang bunker around Nanming, Nanming chose to start with the lazy god security, today one day, up to Yang Jisun Lei Jian, down to the ordinary members of the security team, all felt the care of Nanming.
It's just that this care is even worse than torture!
As a staunch diligent party, daily maintenance of one's equipment is not only a habit, but also a ritual, in the process, it is like a heart-to-heart meeting, and one's most reliable companion and weapon heart.
Touching it is like touching your own wife, that kind of love and trust, how can a lazy party who only uses weapons as tools understand!
It's just equipment maintenance, but there is too much information this day, and Yang Ji feels that he can't bear it.
Fighting with Nan Ying was really the most difficult thing in the world, and Yang Ji felt that he had exhausted his limited wisdom.
"Mr. Yang, Mr. Nan has turned the fitness equipment in the gym into automatic!" The security personnel lying on the bench press stand looked at their non-stop barbell up and down with dull eyes, and called Yang Ji to cry.
Yang Ji had already prepared for this, he gritted his teeth and said viciously: "Use it in reverse!"
"The other way around?" the security guard wondered.
"Yes, lift up when the barbell is pressed down, and pull down when you lift up!"
"Oh! I see!" The security officer suddenly realized, "Sure enough, he is worthy of being the boss, it's amazing! I understand! This is Mr. Nan taking the initiative to help us increase the training intensity, it just so happens that I think the current training intensity is no longer enough, thank you Mr. Nan!, this strength is good enough, double the weight, not bad, I'll do a few more ......."
In the gym, dozens of muscular men with red faces suddenly appeared, competing with the "automatic fitness equipment" one by one, screaming excitedly.
After solving the gym matters, someone called again.
"Mr. Yang, Mr. Nan has turned the runway of the training ground into an automatic conveyor belt. A group of security personnel who were about to run and drill stood on the speeding runway in a daze, unable to speak as they watched the changing scenery around them.
"Pig head, won't you run in the opposite direction?" Yang Ji roared.
", Mr. Yang is wise!" After hanging up the phone, the captain who led the team to run ordered loudly: "Turn back, brothers, speed up and run ten laps!"
"Whoa!" a group of wolf-ragged boys squatted with the automatic conveyor belt.
"Mr. Yang......"
"The other way around!"
"Mr. Yang......"
"In turn, in turn, in turn!"
On this day, Yang Ji spent almost all of his days roaring and collapsing.
After a day of hustle and bustle, it was difficult for brothers to meet at this time, and they almost came to their hearts and cried loudly.
This day, when is it a head!
Fortunately, at least it's over today.
Yang Ji changed into civilian clothes, stood there with the power exoskeleton, habitually took out the rag, and just about to wipe it, he saw the power exoskeleton click and automatically walked to the wall, I don't know when a strange machine was placed next to the wall, the power exoskeleton stood in, a translucent cover was closed, and the sound of gas jetting was heard inside.
After a few seconds, the hood opened, and the powered exoskeleton was brand new.
"Ahhh
"Mr. Yang is calm!"
"Mr. Yang doesn't want a party!"
"Mr. Yang, don't be impulsive!"
"Mr. Yang is offended!"
A group of loyal security guards immediately pounced and crushed Yang Ji to the ground.
When Zhao Gaofeng came in, what he saw was the scene in front of him.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Gaofeng rested for a day, went to press the road with his sister Fei, was in a good mood, hummed a little song and sat down to change clothes: "There are no moths in Mr. Nan." ”
"Didn't come out of the moth?" Yang Ji pushed everyone away, got up with a bone, and complained frantically, Zhao Gaofeng was on vacation today, and everyone was looking for him for something, almost driving him crazy.
"Well, it's good that you don't solve it? Besides, save time for maintenance, you can do more training, isn't it? Isn't this a problem we have been trying to solve but haven't solved, if it's really unpleasant, why don't you go and practice for another two hours?"
"I'll go and practice until midnight!" Yang Ji took a deep breath and waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go and practice!"
Before going out, Yang Ji turned around and warned Zhao Gaofeng: "Little fatty, you can be careful, Mr. Nan is crazy today." ”
Zhao Gaofeng smiled calmly, I dare to bring Mr. Nan, a man who "worked", home, how can I be the same as you five scum?
24 hours later, Zhao Gaofeng cried and fainted in the locker room.
"Chubby, when did you say this day was a head? Yang Ji, who came to change shifts, felt that he and Zhao Xiaopang were so intimate for the first time.
"Hold on for a few more days. Zhao Xiaopang gritted his teeth and said.
"Hold on for a few days, I'm afraid it's not a matter of a few days, right......" Yang Ji was extremely pessimistic.
"You don't understand, Mr. Nan has no longevity, hold on for two more days, and the people in the second phase of the lazy god will start school......" Zhao Gaofeng thought of the bright future that was coming, and immediately laughed: "When the time comes, let Mr. Nan torture this group of bear children, and we can stop!"
"I see!"
"Great!"
"School is finally in place!"
In the locker room, cheers rang out, long live the start of school!