(Well, I use this chapter number to congratulate all of you on a happy holiday season.) Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info)

It is estimated that even Nanming doesn't know,In the future, the most popular activity of the lazy god department"Robot fireworks war" appeared in this way,After the employees of the lazy god department were fully engaged at the beginning,With the continuous flow of various videos,This kind of "cute and cool" activity has gradually caused a trend on the Internet,Concerned by all kinds of people。

The air defense system designed by some people was improved in the future and sold for a lot of money, which is also a story for another time.

The multi-day cultural exchange meeting occupied Lazy God Island, and after a day of meetings, Nanming already hated it and did not participate in it.

In the morning, he was dragged to the venue by Nan's father, and before five minutes, he had already slipped out of the venue.

I have to say that the scenery of Lazy God Island is really refreshing, there is a modern building that has no unique beauty, and it seems that it can make people calm down while walking.

However, Nan Ming actually didn't want to calm down, because once he calmed down, he would have to think about his lazy authority.

These diligent parties are so stubborn, why do they always refuse to admit defeat?

It's annoying......

I really want to find something to do......

Wait, you can't think like this, don't you think like this, you will become a diligent party? Be lazy, be lazy!

It's so boring to be lazy all the time, recently everyone in the lazy god department has been frightened by Nanming's various whims, and everyone has stayed away from him, lest they avoid it.

Nan Ming sighed as he thought about it.

Crossing a cobblestone path, Nanming heard a strange sound faintly coming from ahead, as if something was rubbing.

Nanming walked out of the grove and saw the Half Moon Lake in front of him.

Half Moon Lake is a half-moon-shaped artificial lake, just in the center of Lazy God Island, and last time it was blown up by the Great Shield with a stun bomb, which scared the fish inside, and there was no other damage.

Nanming found that there was a person squatting by the lake, grinding something.

"Yang Ji, what are you doing?" Nan Ming approached and found that it was Yang Ji who was squatting by the lake.

"Sharpen the knife. Dao.

In his hand was an ordinary-looking dagger, with a little serration and a little rust.

"Sharpen your knives, what are you doing?" asked Nan Ming.

"Nothing to do. Yang Ji picked up the dagger in his hand, shone the blade into the sun, and then lowered his head again and continued to sharpen the knife.

"What do you do without sharpening knives? Nanming asked again.

Yang Ji is speechless, you are very annoying!

I just like to sharpen knives, can't I?

He reluctantly explained: "Yesterday I packed my things and found this knife from the box, I haven't used it for several years, it's a little rusty, and I want to sharpen it." ”

"What are you going to do sharpening your sharpness?" Nan Ming asked again, "Do you want to kill a pig? or kill someone?" I see, it must be to kill a single dog!"

"I'm a single dog!" Yang Ji looked unhappy.

He reached out and tried the blade, and then casually scraped his arm, and a few hairs were already falling with the wind.

Yang Ji nodded with satisfaction, stretched the blade into the lake water and washed it gently, then looked at the blade line in the sunlight, found that there were still some scratches on it, and frowned a little unpleasantly, took out a whetstone that looked flatter and had a higher mesh number and continued to sharpen it.

"It's already sharp, why do you have to grind?"

"Fix the cutting edge, there are scratches on it. ”

"Aren't you tired of sharpening your knives like this?"

"Knives always have to be sharpened. Yang Ji said, "For us, the knife is our most reliable partner, sometimes more important than the gun......

"Oh...... Reliable......" Nan Ming looked at the dagger in Yang Ji's hand and said, "You wait!"

He turned around and left.

After ten minutes, Nan Ming came back with a dagger and handed it to Yang Ji: "Oh, you try." ”

Yang Ji took it, and his eyes lit up: "Good knife!"

Then he waved it twice and nodded: "Very handy!"

Nan Ming grinned and said: "The inside is weighted with steel, and the outer layer is metal hydrogen, the hardness and toughness are excellent, basically nothing can scratch it, it is absolutely reliable, no need to grind." ”

"It's really good!" Yang Ji nodded.

"I've got you. Nanming waved his hand generously.

Yang Jixi couldn't help but say thank you, played for a while, and put away the dagger.

Then, Nan Ming saw Yang Ji take out another dagger and continue to sharpen it.

"Don't you have that dagger, why do you need to sharpen your knife?"

"This ...... Wouldn't it be wasted if you didn't grind?" Yang Ji said as he looked at the dagger in his hand that had not been completely polished.

"Isn't it just a dagger?" Nan Ming didn't understand.

Yang Ji picked open the box at his feet with his foot, and inside were more than a dozen daggers of different sizes and lengths.

Each one is a little poorly maintained and rusty.

It was all turned out of the warehouse by Yang Ji.

Today, Yang Ji's task is very heavy.

Nan Ming rolled his eyes and said, "You wait a little longer!"

This time, Nanming went for half an hour, and then handed Yang Ji a box the size of a football.

Yang Ji wondered: "What is this?"

"Fully automatic sharpener. "It can automatically analyze different blades, automatically sharpen knives by imitating hand movements, and can also automatically spray water to cool down and prevent annealing...... Well, that's it. ”

Nan Ming picked up a dagger casually, opened the box and put it in, after fastening the lid, he heard a squeaking sound coming from inside, more than ten seconds later, the sound stopped, the box opened, Yang Ji took out the dagger and looked at it, and immediately exclaimed.

From the edge line of the blade to the blade of the knife, it was sharpened into a mirror effect, it was like just leaving the factory, and Yang Ji felt that it would take at least more than an hour to sharpen this dagger like this.

"This thing...... Where did it come from?" Yang Ji wondered, if there was such a good thing, how could he not know?

"I just designed it. Nan Ming replied as a matter of course.

"Uh......" Yang Ji didn't know what to say.

"I'm sending you, you're welcome. Nanming waved his hand generously, and then walked away with his hands behind his back contentedly.

Saved another Qin party, it is really a victory to create a seventh-level floating slaughter.

Yang Ji stood there in a daze, holding the dagger that was sharpened like a work of art by the "automatic knife sharpener" in one hand, and then looked at the dagger that he had manually sharpened that was still flawed, frowned, squatted down, and began to grind it hard again, and after a while, he compared the knife he sharpened with the sharpener, and felt that he had received tons of blows.

No matter how you compare, it can't compare to the effect of the knife sharpener......

"I ...... I just like to sharpen knives......" Yang Ji wanted to cry without tears.

Suddenly, Yang Ji flew up and kicked the sharpener at his feet into the lake, watching it gurgle and bubbling to the bottom, and then looking at the perfectly sharpened dagger in his hand, he gritted his teeth, poofed, and threw it into the water.

There is no harm without contrast, and without the perfect dagger like a work of art, it seems that there is no pressure at once.

......After doing all this, Yang Ji suddenly felt comfortable physically and mentally, he stretched his waist, squinted his eyes and made a comfortable hum, then took a deep breath, squatted down, and continued to grind up.

Sure enough, you still have to use your hands to sharpen the knife.

Nothing else.

……

In the afternoon, Nanming appeared in front of Yang Ji again, and it was too late for Yang Ji to hide.

"How's the sharpener, is it easy to use?" Nan Ming asked Yang Ji.

"Hmm...... Very good. Yang Ji nodded vaguely.

"That's good, I'm awesome!" Nan Ming praised himself without hesitation, and then looked at Yang Ji with wide eyes: "What are you doing here?"

"Wipe ...... Wipe the gun......" Yang Ji suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Oooh oh!" Nan Ming nodded, "Reliability, right." ”

"Yes. Yang Ji licked his lips.

Nan Ming stared at the side with wide eyes, Yang Ji stubbornly continued to wipe the gun, dismantled the parts, applied the gun oil, and then put it back on.

He watched the whole process very carefully.

"It still looks like it's a lot of trouble, do you want a gun that doesn't need to be wiped?"

"No, thank you. ”

"Then you wait. ”

Half an hour later, Nanming returned with a box the size of a football.

"I guess it's a fully automatic gun wipe?"

"Bingo. ”

Then, Nan Ming smiled and looked at Yang Ji with loving eyes.

"Uh...... Thank...... Thank you, Mr. Nan. "Yang Ji, don't mention how much he disobeys.

"It's really full of positive energy. Nan Ming held his chest and walked away satisfied.

As soon as Nan Ming left, Yang Ji "cut" and threw the box in his hand into the trash.

I just like to wipe my gun, what the hell are you?

Lao Tzu has this hobby in his life, and I don't like you to bite me!

……

At night, Yang Ji was bench pressing in the gym, and Nanming's face suddenly appeared in his field of vision.

"What are you doing?"

"Bench press ......"

"Is the bench press just pushing this thing up and down?" Nan Ming's eyes widened, looking carefully, "Hmm, it looks tired......

"Mr. Nan ......"

"You don't have to say it, I know! You don't want to push it, you have to push it automatically...... You wait for me for half an hour......"

"Mr. Nan...... South General ...... Don't run away...... Mr. Nan, I beg you, you can spare me......"