Chapter 33: Shaolin Kung Fu is good

"Come in! I have a good idea!" Peng Jie pushed Jiang Yang into the room,

Jiang Yang muttered: "The taste is not gone." ”

"Uncle Bao, open the window. Peng Jie shouted,

"Oh!"

"How about singing and acting?" Peng Jie said impatiently after closing the door,

"What? we can't even sing well, so we have to put on a show?" Jiang Yang sat on the bed and pinched his nose with one hand and fanned the wind with the other.

Peng Jie didn't answer and asked: "Jiang Yang, don't you know how to play the guitar?"

"It's going to be simple. ”

Peng Jie took out his mobile phone to search for the clip of "Shaolin Kung Fu Haoye" for the two of them, Jiang Yang watched it for the first time, and rolled on the bed with a smile~, Fu Shubao was even more exaggerated, obviously he had already seen it, but he still laughed, holding his stomach and stomping his feet, among them, only Peng Jie, who had watched "Shaolin Football" dozens of times, was the most calm.

"Let's play this part, a simple song, a simple instrument, a simple dialogue, just three roles. Peng Jie was right.

"Hey, hey, I'm afraid I'll laugh so much that I won't be able to act, hey!" Fu Shubao hasn't laughed enough,

"I mean we're acting in a serious version, we're drill men, not comedians. Peng Jie puffed up his chest and corrected sternly,

Jiang Yang asked, "So want to sing the English version?"

Peng Jie picked his hair and said, "I will only be OK and not OK in English." ”

"I'll 'not' and learn from Jiang Yang. "Uncle Fu Bao Dese,

"Know you're best at Bull Shit. Jiang Yang smiled,

Peng Jie waved his hand impatiently: "Eh! Don't get out of the way, get serious!"

"Call you!" Fu Shubao picked his chin at Jiang Yang,

"Silence!" Peng Jie slapped the bed vigorously,

Jiang Yang wanted to knock on Fu Shubao's hand to stop it, and sat upright.

Peng Jie was satisfied, and he cleared his throat: "Ahem! Where did I just go?"

"I have a class! You will only be OK and not OK in English!"

The corners of Peng Jie's mouth stiffened slightly: "Ahem! Yes! English! It's definitely too late to learn the English version, Jiang Yang wants to play the guitar, so he must sing, as for another..."

"I don't sing, I can't help but laugh. Fu Shubao said,

"Okay, I'll sing with Jiang Yang, and Uncle Bao will play the boss, what do you think?"

"Good! I'm going to learn that song as soon as I can, what's the movie called? After Jiang Yang finished speaking, he took his mobile phone and stroked,

"Shaolin Football, it's very funny, I want to watch it again. Fu Shubao was lying on Jiang Yang's side,

"Hey, let's start from the beginning! Jiang Yang clicked on the video,

"Okay! Okay!" Fu Shubao nodded fiercely,

"I'm going to call Ah Fei to inform him. Peng Jie rolled his eyes, two pig teammates, they couldn't think of ideas, they would just care.

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On the other side, the drill man in group A was also discussing the live broadcast.

"Mai Shaoyingming, choosing to talk about things here is really a combination of work and rest. Gao Minghua hugged the beautiful woman beside him and said.

Gao Minghua is in the same group as Mai Shao and Ba Shao, he was originally a car salesman, he was fired by his boss a while ago, and when he was worried about finding the eleventh job in his life, he received a notice to be selected for "Drill Man", and he was even more fortunate to be assigned to the same group as the two broad Shao, even if he couldn't be elected, it was not difficult to get benefits, Gao Minghua was poor and happy, like this night was to talk about their light, and came to the most upscale nightclub in Lincheng.

"Mai Shao is famous for playing, and he plays Hao, rare and weird!" said Ba Shao, chewing on the strawberry sent by the beautiful woman,

"Of course, of course, just watch Mai Shao dance, it goes without saying that the best dance is more than half of Jiang Yang, who is in second place, in terms of votes. Gao Minghua said dogleggedly,

Mai Shao was lying on the lap of a beautiful woman, and another beautiful woman was kneeling beside him massaging him, he closed his eyes and said, "Can he compare with me?"

"I heard that he came back from the United States, and I thought how great it was that he was a returnee!"

"That's it! I knew he was arrogant when I took a promotional photo that day, I saw him yelling at Fu Bao and Peng Jie in the cafeteria, and he really didn't know what to do, he didn't even pay attention to Mai Shao, if it wasn't for Fei Fei, I think he would have been beaten all over the ground by the bodyguard. Mai Shao and Ba Shao obviously looked at Jiang Yang unpleasantly, and Gao Minghua added oil and vinegar.

"Isn't that insurance payment all the way with Jiang Yang?" Eight young people stretched their necks to let the beauty wipe her mouth,

"Fu Bao is a hillbilly, obviously full of straw, and he stands up for others after being yelled at!" Gao Minghua scoffed.

"And that Peng Jie, with a fart. "Ba Shao can't see Peng Jie the most, I take the Korean style, he takes the Korean style, and he doesn't look in the mirror how many catties and taels he has.

Mai Shaogui is the best son of the sky, and he doesn't care about the goods of a raccoon dog at all, he can't bear to pinch his hands: "What's the matter?

Gao Minghua thought for a moment: "I've thought about it, singing and dancing are too ordinary, and they can't set off your noble temperament, why don't you play some special musical instruments?"

"Special instrument? Do you play Xiao flute? She's the best. Eight young people pinched the legs of the beauty, and the beauty smiled coquettishly,

"How's the saxophone style? Westernized high-end and table-type. Gao Minghua learned to move his hand to the beautie's lap,

"In addition to my profound piano attainments, I don't have time to learn anything else, let alone a noble person like Mai Shao. Eight young rubbed the neck of the beautiful woman, and his voice was buzzing,

Mai Shao suddenly shouted: "Get out!" He slammed away the beautiful woman next to him and scolded, "Your nails hurt me, get out!"

The beauty retreated, and another beauty who had been serving tea and water immediately squatted next to Mai Shao, and said in a soft voice: "Let me come, I have good massage gestures!"

Mai Shao opened his eyes, looked at Barbie's hot beauty, and hooked the corners of his mouth evilly: "Hmm?

The beauty skimmed her curly hair, and her jade hand swept on Mai Shao's trousers, blinking her eyes: "I can't say it." ”

Mai Shao sat up, pulled her to sit on his lap, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Don't you say it?"

The beauty approached, her chest deliberately rubbed against him, and said something in Mai Shao's ear, Mai Shao laughed after listening to it: "Interesting! What's your name?"

"My name is Susan. Susan licked her red lips and hung on Mai Shao like a koala.

Ba Shao squinted at Mai Shao, drank a sip of whiskey, pointed at Gao Minghua with a wine glass, and asked, "If you have any ideas, don't worry about Mai Shao's time." ”

Gao Minghua retracted his gaze at Mai Shao and Susan, and said in his throat, "Sashifeng can't do it?"

"Saxophon has to puff out your mouth, it's ugly!" Mai Shao lazily spread his hands and let Susan work on himself,

Gao Minghua muttered: "It should be Westernized, high-end, table-shaped, and not ugly..."Seeing Susan's slender fingers sweeping around Mai Shao's chest, he immediately thought about it, and he asked, "How about playing the harp?"

"Harp, like an angel playing?" Ba Shao raised his deep eyelids and asked with interest,

"Yes! Westernized, high-end, table-shaped, good-looking, the most important thing is elegant, with you, especially with you! Just imagine, white clothes fluttering, slender fingers plucking the strings, the background is covered with climbing plants, that picture, tsk! Absolutely amazing! It is simply a fairy descending to earth. Gao Minghua gave full play to the three-inch tongue of sales, and said it vividly.

Mai Shao hugged Susan and stood up: "It's decided like this, you go and do it!"

Gao Minghua watched Mai Shao and Susan push the door away like conjoined babies, swallowing the water vigorously.

Ba Shao pulled up the two beauties next to him: "I'll go to the disco to play, do you want to go? ”

"Two... Two?" Gao Minghua's eyes lit up, and he swallowed again,

"It's not enough, you can pick as many as you like, the list of Mai Shaohui will sign and go. After Ba Shao finished speaking, he hugged the right and left and left.

Gao Minghua couldn't stop rolling, and his greedy gaze lingered on the four beauties,

One of the beauties leaned up and asked, "Handsome guy, what's wrong?"

"Wait for me in ten minutes, I'll be back right away!" Gao Minghua ran out after speaking, he had to find a convenience store quickly, the situation was difficult, and at least he had to buy a dozen Red Bulls to deal with it.