Chapter 32: A face of disdain

It was Fu Shubao's turn, and after reading the question card, Internet celebrity Xiao Youyou asked with a smile: "Fu Bao, we are very curious, how do you know how to deliver with a sow? Is this the secret skill of rural people?"

Fu Shubao's heart that had been hanging was put down, and when he asked these questions, he smiled with white teeth, and his big black eyes were bright: "I usually talk to them when I pass by, and gradually it seems that I can communicate simply." ”

Xiao Youyou took a step back and wrinkled her nose: "Huh, isn't it dirty and smelly?"

Fu Shubao shook his head with a smile: "No, the fat mother in the clip was delivered by me, and I watched it grow up!"

Xiao Youyou's voice was raised: "You delivered the baby?"

Fu Shubao nodded: "Yes! ”

The audience burst into laughter, Xiao Youyou bent down and laughed, the host was also covering his mouth and snickering, Fu Shubao didn't understand what they were laughing at, is it ridiculous to deliver a sow? It is worth laughing and laughing? He looked at the audience, some people looked disgusted, some people were full of contempt, and some people were sneering, all of them were not kind faces.

Brother Wan couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "The continuation of life is a multi-divine thing, and we should give Fu Bao applause!"

Uncle Fu pursed his lips and stood in the center of the stage, a deep wine vortex sunk on his face.

Someone in the audience shouted,

"He helped with the continuation?"

"Not taboo?"

"Is this legal? haha!"

There was another burst of laughter, Uncle Fu had never encountered such a situation, the people around him have always been simple and simple, everyone doesn't know each other, I didn't offend you, can I make fun of others?

Fu Shubao instinctively looked for Sophie in the audience, she was staring at herself, with worry on her face and seemed a little unbearable.

Sophie looked away and walked towards Omori in a huff.

Fu Shubao reluctantly withdrew his gaze, feeling uncomfortable, angry, aggrieved, resentful, and panicked, and the thought of leaving with his sleeves flashed in his mind, replaced by a pair of swaying tiger eyes.

Fu Shubao changed his breath a few times, swallowed heavily, and raised his eyes again when his eyes were steady.

He raised his voice and said, "Thank you for your laughter and support!" After speaking, he bowed deeply, the laughter in his ears continued, and he tightened~ chewed the gum, forcing himself to shut down all the annoying sounds.

In the end, Brother Wan came out to finish the game and continued the questioning session, Fu Shubao stood back in his position, swept the audience and saw no trace of Sophie.

The show ended in a noisy scene, Fu Shubao stepped down with the team, and met the eyes of other drill men, more or less with a sense of contempt, he stared at the carpet and only went his own way.

Passing by the hotel lobby, Fu Shubao slowed down, looking at the swimming fish in the fountain, the sound of the water was too noisy, and the colored lights were too dazzling, he felt like a grass carp that fell into the pool by mistake, swimming everywhere was to avoid the rockery and rocks, and the koi in the pond were even more incompatible.

Jiang Yang stepped forward to put his arm around him and said briskly, "Hey, do you want to take a commemorative photo?"

Fu Shubao shook his head, and the excitement he had just arrived at the hotel was swept away.

Peng Jie pushed Fu Shubao: "Go quickly! I'll get in the car after you finish shooting." ”

Peng Jie retreated to Jiang Yang's side, two hands on the corners of his mouth: "Laugh!"

Uncle Fu tried his best to pull his mouth,

"Come On! Signature smile, 1, 2, 3, cheese!" Jiang Yang said, holding up his phone.

Knowing Jiang Yang and Peng Jie's kindness, Fu Shubao relaxed the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't laugh.

After taking turns taking photos for Fu Shubao and Peng Jie, Jiangyang La Axiang helped the three take a group photo.

Ah Xiang counted: "1, 2, 3!"

Jiang Yang and Peng Jie stood on both sides of Fu Shubao, exchanged glances, and when they counted to three, they pulled Fu Shubao's face from left to right, and he grinned in pain.

The two naughty boys succeeded in their treacherous plan and hugged their bellies and laughed, Fu Shubao fought back and twisted their ears, replacing Jiang Yang and Peng Jie with grinning teeth,

"Ka Click, Click, Click......" Ah Xiang pressed the continuous shooting and recorded the imprint of the big boy's playful playfulness.

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Until the TV station was disbanded, Fu Shubao didn't see Sophie again, and was about to be scolded by her, but in the end there was no one, and somehow his heart was empty.

Back at the hotel, Uncle Fu quietly thought about it, the person who made fun of me today just didn't know about rural life, or maybe it was really ridiculous to deliver a pig mother in the eyes of urban people, and it can only be said that everyone's living environment is different.

Uncle Fu opened the photos from Jiang Yang, picked out two and sent them to Teacher Xiaoyun, asked her to show them to her mother, took the mobile phone and thought about it, and decided to apologize to Miss Feifei, no matter what, I did break the image of a drill man today.

Sophie clicked on the edited clip of 'begging for a hug' in the office, and the mobile phone message prompted that Fu Shubao had sent a sentence of 'I'm sorry' with five exclamation marks attached, and I could imagine the silliness when he said sorry.

Sophie typed: "I said that if you stand on the stage, don't lose your share, you are losing your own face..."

The computer just turned to the picture of Fu Shubao being scolded for being perverted ~ and being thrown underwear when he begged for a hug, Sophie not only didn't think it was funny, but her heart was a little blocked, and when it came to the passage where Fu Shubao helped the lost grandmother and was hugged by the grandmother's family to thank her, her heart couldn't help but feel relieved, this is the real Fu Shubao, enthusiastic, sincere, simple and silly.

Sophie knocked on her head, what kind of mess she wanted, what kind of person he had to do with me, and it was the royal way to bring out the topic and attract repercussions.

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The later work of the first episode of "Drill Man" is in full swing, and a group of drill men are also dizzy for the live broadcast, Group C drill men nest in Fu Shubao's small guest room, Fu Shubao and Jiang Yang are sitting on the bed, the toilet door is wide open, Peng Jie is sitting on the toilet lid, and all three of them are meditating on their cheeks.

"I'm good at hip-hop dancing, you don't understand, I can sing, you can only sing a few, and you need a red song to sing, an English song to sing, chicken to duck singing, alas!" Peng Jie stood up irritably and said to Jiang Yang, "It's your turn." ”

Changing Jiang Yang to sit on the toilet seat, he sat for a while, wrinkled his brows and said, "Peng Jie, are you playing tricks on me? ”

"Aren't I squatting too? Peng Jie retorted, thought about it and said, "Are we not sincere enough?

"Push the switch? "Jiang Yang is funny,

Fu Shubao suddenly stood up and raised his hand: "Wait for me to come!" After speaking, he went to pull Jiang Yang out and closed the toilet door with a "bang".

"Crackling... Crackling..."

"Wow! Uncle Phi really has a switch button, and he pulls when he says. Jiang Yang covered his nose,

"Or an emergency twist..."Peng Jie choked and glanced at Jiang Yang,

The two of them had a spirit in their hearts, and shouted in unison: "Retreat!"

Flashing out of the room, Peng Zhuo wiped his sweat: "I almost forgot to retreat." ”

"I'll go to my house next time! Jiang Yang closed the door.

The single room in the hotel is very small, only one air window, and the toilet has no exhaust fan.

"Your house is so far away and there is no bus, so I don't want to ride a bicycle for an hour. Peng Jie leaned against the wall and raised his chin, "Let's go to my room first!"

"No! Your room is messy and smelly. Jiang Yang shook his head vigorously, Jiangyang people had three urgencies that day, and it happened that Uncle Fu occupied the toilet, so he borrowed Peng Jie's room, and his room was more messy than a dog kennel.

"I'll learn your concept of environmental protection and try to do as little laundry as possible!"

"Environmental protection does not mean dirty, how many times do you want me to say it..."

"One, two, three, four... Twenty-two. Peng Jie interrupted, as soon as Jiang Yang talked about environmental protection, he was like a river, endless.

"Correction! is twenty-three times. Fu Shubao opened the door,

Peng Jie raised his thumb and said, "It seems that the pit meter is still somewhat effective, at least twenty-three times." ”

"Bull Shit! Jiang Yang snorted,

"Hey, "Shaolin Football" or "God of Food" said, don't believe it!"

"I've watched "Shaolin Football", but I didn't notice the pit plan, I only remember Stephen Chow singing "Shaolin Kung Fu is Good", laughing so much that my stomach hurts. Fu Shubao laughed as he spoke,

Peng Jie shook his head and hummed: "Shaolin kung fu is good!

"It's amazing! I'm an iron head..."Fu Shubao sang along,

"What the hell is this! Isn't it California Dreaming?" Jiang Yang said.

"Well, you know this song too?" Peng Jie's eyes lit up, "Sing it and listen to it." ”

"California dreaming, lalala, on such a winter's day, lalala..."Jiang Yang waved his hand, "I forgot the word!"

Peng Jie suddenly patted his head: "Don't you give me a good idea for a live broadcast?"