Chapter 798: Poor Physical Education Teacher

Xiao Fang and Song Xing didn't know when they sneaked away and complained to each other......

Only Feng Lei and Ling Yun were left in the store, Ling Yun closed the door after going upstairs and called her parents to report that she was safe, in fact, it was mainly to avoid this kind of hypocritical politeness, she didn't like this fake lively atmosphere.

After most of the people left, there were only Ma Tianyao, Shi Xiaoxiao, Secretary Wu, Director Xu in the hall on the first floor of the store, and of course, Comrade Feng Lei, who was in charge of serving tea and pouring water......

"Secretary Wu, Director Xu, drink tea!Hehe, I'm sorry, I've just come back, I don't care about stir-frying and cooking, just drink some tea......"

"Kind to ......"

Secretary Wu and Director Xu took a sip of tea with a smile, and after putting down the teacup, the two glanced at each other, and Secretary Wu said first.

"Tianyao, what I said just now is true, I just have a chance today, let's talk about the general intention first, the first is to shoot a variety show, you must cooperate with this, and then rely on this show, and then improve your influence, and by the way, give us a publicity ...... Xianyang Lake"

"This shouldn't be a problem......"

"Hehe, that's great...... That's how I think about it, first stir up your identity as the world god of cooking, and then use this variety show to expand its influence, unite the fame of the signature dishes, and then cooperate with the rebuilt Xianyang Lake, as well as Heishui County's Tianyutian special cold porridge, etc., to build our Xianyang City into a city with tourism......, food and cultural characteristics!

What Secretary Wu said, Ma Tianyao could only understand the first one or two sentences, and what was said in the back was too profound, and she was sleepy when she listened.

Fortunately, she finished speaking quickly, and she was about to speak, but Director Xu next to her picked up the conversation with a smile......

"Tianyao, uncle has to thank you, you have become the world's kitchen god this time, and the Xianyang Lake project that my uncle has been thinking about can finally be started, I thought it would take many years to do it, but I didn't expect it to ...... so soon."

Director Xu's mouth couldn't be closed, and before he finished speaking, Shi Xiaoxiao next to him interjected.

"Uncle Xu, what is the current situation of funds? Is 10 billion enough? If it's not enough, I can add more!"

Lao Xu doesn't go online, and he doesn't know what kind of gambling plate he has, he thought that Shi Xiaoxiao was bragging about himself, but now he saw that Shi Xiaoxiao was talking about it again, and he was busy visiting Ma Tianyao.

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to believe it, Shi Xiaoxiao touched Ma Tianyao's arm.

"Uncle Xu doesn't seem to believe in my strength, Tianyao, tell Uncle Xu about it, and let Uncle Xu understand ......"

"Uh...... Uncle Xu, you may have some misunderstanding about Shi Xiaoxiao, right? Now I have to introduce you to a grand introduction, cough!"

Ma Tianyao played well, and also cooperated with the start of the performance, coughed and cleared his throat, and pointed to Shi Xiaoxiao to introduce Director Xu and Secretary Wu.

Twenty-two years old, unmarried, high school education, unable to understand piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, not good at the comprehensive door of the language, what to do, what to eat, no big mistakes, small mistakes have not been broken, since kindergarten, watched the video to learn that children's urine cures all diseases, saw the teacher coughing, immediately gave the teacher a soak in the thermos cup, do good deeds without leaving a name, with little hands and eyes behind his back to watch the teacher pick up the cup and do it...... After going to junior high school, it became a pest in our Majiawa Village......"

Seeing Ma Tianyao exposing his shortcomings, Shi Xiaoxiao glared at the beads and scolded.

"Ma Tianyao, why do you have the face to say that I am, the two of us are called the four pests with sparrows and rats in Majiawa, and you are still ahead of me in the round ranking, when you go to high school, you tell the big guy, how did the voice of the old man Zhang change in the physical education teacher?"

Speaking of this, Secretary Wu was a little curious and hurriedly asked the two.

"Why is it on the physical education teacher again, how did your physical education teacher's voice change?"

Shi Xiaoxiao proudly preached to everyone.

"One day in the second semester of the second semester of high school, our first session in the afternoon was physical education, originally I was going to school class, but Ma Tianyao said that physical education class is not interesting, it is better to go outside and steal some peanuts to eat, you know how lacking this guy is not virtuous, do not pull out peanut seedlings, dig a pit from the side, directly cut out the peanuts under the ground, and then cover the soil, in this way, these peanut seedlings will not die, and the owner will not find that the peanuts are gone......"

"Talking about the physical education teacher......"

"Uh, well...... At that time, because Ma Tianyao pulled me to steal peanuts, I went back to school late, but I was unlucky that day, and I didn't know what happened to the physical education teacher, and it was 50 frog jumps directly when I caught the two of us, and I ran in circles after finishing until the end of class. At that time, we were both tired and stupid, and I didn't have anything in my heart, but Ma Tianyao couldn't be angry, do you know how good she is?"

"How bullish?"

She found the physical education teacher's bicycle directly after class, dismantled the seat of the ditch, and then made one out of paper, and painted it black......

Our physical education teacher's name is Zhang Peng, in his fifties, his eyes are a little old, and the lighting in the parking lot is not very good, so guess what?"

"What's wrong?"

"Our poor teacher Zhang Peng, after school, pushed his 28 weighted bicycle, stepped on the pedal with his left foot, and got on the bicycle as soon as his right foot collapsed, and listened to the pop!"

Hearing this onomatopoeia, Director Xu and Secretary Wu involuntarily clamped their crotch......

Shi Xiaoxiao continued to preach to the two.

I heard a sound, and the ditch seat made of paper was pierced by the steel pipe on the girder, and the steel pipe directly pierced the crotch of Mr. Zhang Peng's pants...... Tsk tsk, that scene at that time, alas, miserable old ......"

Shi Xiaoxiao shook his head and explained to the two of them emotionally, and Secretary Wu asked with a glare.

"That'...... Your teacher isn't seriously injured, is he?"

"Isn't it serious? Zhang Peng has changed to Zhang Peng, do you say it's serious? Since then, our Teacher Zhang's voice has changed, and there is a grandma Zhang's demeanor in every gesture......

Ma Tianyao scolded with a smile.

"Don't tell stories to others, if I'm the starring actor, you're the director, you proposed to dismantle the teacher's ditch, and the teacher's ditch seat was also dismantled by you, at most, I used my own art cells to draw a paper ditch seat for you. ”

"Then you are also complicit!"

"My accomplice is also stronger than you, the mastermind, and I still have the face to say, I went to high school for three years, how many times have I been killed by you? The cumulative number of words just by writing and checking is more than 100,000, right?"

"Hmph, if I hadn't caused you to write so many words, you would have learned Chinese so well? You could have won awards for your essays? Speaking of which, you still have to thank me!"

"Yo, I have to kneel down to thank you for saying that?"

"Hmph, you don't have to kneel, just call grandma!"

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