George's pickup truck came back, but only George came back alone, his wife and children did not come back, and he had to be observed in the hospital for a period of time, especially his wife, because the plague was transmitted through saliva and breathing, she and Emie had been together, and it was very likely that they were also infected, so they were also hospitalized for observation.

George brought back a lot of flea medicine, and this time George was also terrified, this is not another disease, it is the Black Death! Speaking of which, this is definitely the disease that the people of the Stars and Stripes fear the most. Especially in a sparsely populated province like Arizona, it is difficult to treat an outbreak in the first place.

Like Barton, who lives in a remote place, he really doesn't even have a toilet at home. There are no sewers at all, and there are toilets that are useless, so you can only attract flies to your home, and places like this are the most likely to attract fleas carrying the Black Death virus, so it is important to strengthen prevention efforts, especially hygiene.

As soon as George got out of the car, he smelled the aroma: "Jane, your cooking skills are getting better and better, I can smell the food as soon as I get out of the car." ”

Jane spread out her hand: "George, this is really not my craft, this is Xiao's craft." ”

George gave Xiao Peng a big hug without saying a word: "Xiao, you are Emile's life-saving benefactor and our family's life-saving benefactor, I really don't know how to thank you." ”

At this moment, Xiao Peng has a bitter word, do you want to thank me? You want to kill me, right? The smell of the body on George's body definitely makes Xiao Peng breathtaking! And he himself has no feeling, he can't smell it at all! No!

In fact, as far as the world is concerned, there are more people with fox odor than people without fox odor. Mostly black and white.

Speaking of the image of white people, it really makes Chinese people red, tall figures, regardless of men and women, thick eyebrows and big eyes, look beautiful, but God is really fair to everyone, white people's body hair and body odor is really a great exaggeration.

Affected by geographical and climatic factors, compared with other races, when Caucasians evolved, in order to resist the cold, they became more body hair and larger pores, so their body odor was also heavy.

Except for the little children and young girls around 15-22 years old, almost all other white people, regardless of men and women, deodorant used to suppress the smell of sweat is a must-have, but the difference in the amount used, few people do not need it at all. Because of this, lymphoid diseases are very common in European and American countries, because deodorants are very harmful to the lymphatic system.

The issue of taste in key areas is even more complicated。。。。。。 There are countless cleaning lotions of all kinds, and they can also be extended to different flavors, and there is definitely a huge user base.

For example, when we watch Hollywood movies and European and American romantic action movies, the white female stars in them don't have much body hair, please, people spend a relatively large price to deal with it in professional relationships, and they have to solve the problem of body hair regularly. For nothing else, just to cover up the body odor on your body. Although Xiao Peng has had super friendship with many foreign girls, which one is not a model star? So Xiao Peng didn't think that the smell of this white man was so serious before.

But...... Can you expect George -----, a river cleaner who works somewhere in Arizona where rabbits don't poop, to spray himself with deodorant every day? Men and women, unlike women, think that being manly with more body hair is a sign of manhood. After running outside all morning, coupled with the Arizona sun, George's hug almost made Xiao Peng vomit all the food he had eaten last night!

In the end, Jane rescued Xiao Peng, the woman was careful, saw Xiao Peng's expression, and thought of the problem: "George, look at your stinky sweat, go take a shower and come back for dinner." ”

George nodded after hearing this: "I just got out of the car and smelled the fragrance, what did Xiao make delicious?"

"Asian carp. Barton said.

George was a little dumbfounded: "Can Asian carp be so fragrant? You're not kidding, are you?"

Jane smiled: "Go take a shower, and try it when you come back after washing." ”

Xiao Peng found a piece of wood and split it into thin strips and made chopsticks. It's okay to let them drink fish head soup and eat shabu-shabu meat, which can be solved with a spoon and fork, but if you want them to eat Zhuge grilled fish, the knife and fork can't be used, and you have to use chopsticks, so teaching them how to use chopsticks is also a glorious and arduous task.

Watching Xiao Peng make chopsticks, Barton and his wife watched with great interest.

Barton was as excited as a child at this time: "This is chopsticks, right? We once played a feature film here, which specifically introduced your Chinese chopsticks. ”

Xiao Peng smiled and asked, "Yes, this is chopsticks, how are they introduced in your feature film?"

Jane said: "I also remember the documentary, saying that chopsticks are the most suitable tableware for your national conditions, you have a lot of people there, and there are too few meals, you won't eat a lot with chopsticks, and what should be saved is to be saved." ”

Xiao Peng's smile froze on his face: "HAT?"

Barton continued: "Well, yes, that's exactly what the film says, and I remember the host saying, 'Imagine what would happen if the Chinese started eating with spoons? God bless the Chinese people to eat with chopsticks, and if they use spoons to eat, we will have nothing left'. ”

Xiao Peng almost lay on the ground with black eyes, damn it, what is the point of blackening the Chinese people here?

Jane listened to Patton's words, but retorted: "I don't agree with what the host said, but I agree with what the guests said on that episode, the Chinese people are small, and the spoons and forks are made of iron, so they will be very heavy, which is why the Chinese people don't use knives and forks." ”

Xiao Peng was completely speechless, what does it mean that a Chinese person is small? Xiao Peng's height of 177 is not high, but it can't be said that he looks small, right? Xiao Peng stopped what he was doing and came to the front of George's pickup truck, Barton and Jane looked at Xiao Peng, not knowing what he was going to do.

Xiao Peng grabbed the front of the pickup truck and directly lifted the front of the pickup truck. A speechless expression looked at Barton and Jane: "Barton, Jane, do you think this knife and fork is really heavy for the Chinese people? You still don't know about the yellow race, I admit that compared with the white race, the yellow race is much smaller, but if the weight is restricted, compared with the same weight person, the yellow race is more powerful, you just look at the Olympics, the champions in the middle and low weight classes are almost all yellow people, right?"

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Jane came back to her senses, covered her mouth and said, "God, please forgive me for being rude, that damn guest should be going to eat shit, Xiao, do you Huaxia people have so much power? God, that's too terrifying!"

Barton also drew a cross on his chest: "Poor Randy, to provoke such a monster, it is already God's favor to kill him with one punch。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng put the car down: "Jane, don't be nervous, not all Chinese people have this power, but you think with your heels, and you also know that what the guest said is nonsense, right? Oh, you Caucasian children can eat with a spoon at the age of two or three, and we yellow people can't hold spoons and forks when they reach adulthood? Is this not reasonable at all, do you think this is the truth?"

Jane thought for a moment and gritted her teeth and said, "Those experts are liars!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Regarding this, I also admit that it is the same in Huaxia, nine out of ten experts are liars. ”

George came out of the shower, uh, it looks like he's using deodorant, but it should be his wife's, because he smells the same as Linda。。。。。。

"Can you eat?" This was George's first sentence after he came out, Xiao Peng smiled and began to teach everyone how to use chopsticks.

Then, Xiao Peng cried again:

In his imagination, teaching foreigners to use chopsticks is a very simple thing, but what he didn't expect is that foreigners learn to use chopsticks, and their hearts are broken, and Xiao Peng teaches them to use chopsticks, and he himself is also collapsed.

"Shet, I feel like I've got two fingers on my hand!" Barton complained. Jane and Emilia were better than Barton, and although they were rusty, they were able to eat something with them.

It's George and Alessi, the chopsticks used are called a slip, Xiao Peng was puzzled, and asked how they could use chopsticks?

George smiled: "There is a Chinese restaurant in Williams Town, and I still like to eat fried noodles in it, and every time I take Emie to town, I have to eat fried noodles, so we use chopsticks." Barton didn't bother to eat Chinese food, so we didn't go with him every time we went to town. "Well, as someone said on the Internet, as long as there are people, there are Chinese restaurants, and that's really not wrong at all, there are Chinese restaurants in a small town like Williams, and it seems that business is not bad?

Alexie's answer was simpler: "Chinese food in the Stars and Stripes came from California, and I have been in California for so many years, do you think it is possible not to eat Chinese food?"

George and the others were full of praise for Zhuge grilled fish, but poor Barton couldn't eat it, because chopsticks were as difficult to operate as advanced alien weapons to him. But he didn't have nothing to eat, he used the method that Xiao Peng taught him: use a fork to stick it on the sashimi cut by Xiao Peng, put it in the hot pot base soup and soak it for a while, and then put it in the salad oil to eat shabu-shabu. The spicy one is sweating profusely, and his mouth can't stop, and he can't stop eating one bite after another. It's not enough to eat, he still has a spoon in his hand, and he drinks the hot pot soup one by one, looking at his posture, these fish are finished, and the hot pot soup is gone.

Xiao Peng also wanted to persuade him a few words, but when he saw George and others, not only did they eat Zhuge grilled fish, but they didn't even let go of the chili peppers in it, and they had to give Xiao Peng a thumbs up every time they ate one, Xiao Peng had to shut up and stop talking, you guys just had to be happy.

He suddenly remembered that when Eminem was in Huaxia, Xiao Peng once made him a spicy chicken, but Eminem didn't move a bite of chicken, but ate all the dried chili peppers.

Well, it's no wonder that all the regular Chinese restaurants can't be opened in the Stars and Stripes. The taste of the people of this Stars and Stripes is indeed too strange。。。。。。