Chapter 15: Overturned
Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green, the evening breeze blows the sound of the flute, and the sunset is outside the mountain. β
"Oh, farewell, I don't seem to be singing so fast. β
The senior sister behind me is like a girl with a small schoolbag ten years ago, leaning behind me obediently, swinging her calves, and singing as briskly as a bird.
The familiar folk song sounded, and she sang it happily, and the originally faint and sad "Farewell" was sung by the senior sister, one sentence after another, as if on the way home from school.
Who said that reminiscing about youth means being sad and hypocritical, obviously this bicycle gave my senior sister a pleasant memory, am I considered crooked?
Thinking of this, I strode my bicycle and sang along with her brisk rhythm, one by one.
She: "The End of the Sky." β
Me: "The Horn of the Earth." β
"Half of the acquaintances are scattered. β
On the road, two neurotics suddenly appeared, riding bicycles, singing folk songs, whistling by, passers-by looked sideways, thinking they were making a movie. We are indeed acting, and we may be playing our former selves. It would be nice if life could be like a movie, where we can control it at all times.
When I arrived at the restaurant, the faΓ§ade was luxurious, but such a big scene, there was no parking space for me, I was very angry to find a security theory, the senior sister grabbed me, I gave up, and the security guard looked at my bicycle with a confused face.
"You're so boring, don't you want to do something. Senior sister blamed me, and I laughed back: "Aren't the two of us here to do something today." β
She smiled, it was beautiful.
I found out that before she got off work, she actually touched up her makeup, and the flaming red lips were not something anyone could control, she straightened her clothes, took me into the hall, straightened her chest and waist, and compared with her aura, which is her childhood sweetheart, it is completely the queen walking with a little man. I'm not happy about this, and I reached out and put my arm around her waist, it was so soft.
I asked her why she agreed to eat, and she was a little helpless, because the other party had made a lot of profits before, and it was difficult to refuse. The senior sister glanced at me: "Can I not understand? The company is difficult, and if you can take on a project, you really want the company to go out of business." β
I affirmed, "Yes." β
"Look for death. β
She glared at me fiercely, Li Lingfeng came to meet her, and the senior sister instantly turned into a laugh, acting freely, I suspect that when she was in school, she didn't miss the class of the acting department.
During the meal, Li Lingfeng's demeanor was elegant, not like the second ancestor, more like a child of a wealthy family, well-cultivated and humble, he is not bad, I want to be a matchmaker for my senior sister, such an excellent man, what reason not to?
As a result, there was a sudden pain in my feet, and I almost sprayed a mouthful of water. The senior sister immediately said affectionately: "Seeing that you are in a hurry, drink slowly." β
It shows that the smiling and charming senior sister, the high heels have stepped on my feet. Whispered, "Don't play dead, speak to me." Obviously, she was dissatisfied with me not saying a word, and let her deal with Li Lingfeng by herself.
I glanced at Li Lingfeng, calm, I didn't say a word, I kissed my senior sister's face, I obviously felt my senior sister's hand tremble, and her eyes widened for a second.
Damn, act! Don't goof.
I took the play with a smile and said, "You are so beautiful today, I can't help but kiss you." When she heard the word beautiful, she was stunned for a moment, and then she recovered and patted me: "It's rare to hear you praise me for being beautiful." β
Yes, she kept blaming me for not praising her for being beautiful, and finally said two simple words, which surprised her, and what was even more surprising was that she also kissed me on the face, I was so excited that she was not angry?
As a result, as soon as she got close to my face, she said coldly, "I'll settle accounts with you later." β
I listened to the hair trembling, reached out to hug her, and pulled into my arms, anyway, it was a death, Lao Tzu would rather be a ghost than a romance.
Li Lingfeng on the side maintained his demeanor and did not disturb, so I spoke: "I thank Mr. Li for Tongtong, although I have no money, but I can't stand to know Tongtong for a long time, she, she is dead-eyed, and she won't let go of one, I picked up a cheap, envy." β
My words are simply low to the center of the earth, it is like a straight man from the junction of urban and rural areas, the senior sister pinched me hard when she heard it, and even Li Lingfeng smiled embarrassedly, "Wutong, it seems that you also follow the Confucian tradition, from the beginning to the end, this is not like you who is an independent woman." β
The senior sister smiled and said: "He is a boy who doesn't grow up, and I have taken care of him for many years." β
"Who said that, when I was a child, Ergou pursued you, didn't I shoot him away by moving bricks?"
Sister Nazhi had an idea: "Yes, of course I remember, that time you chased you out without even wearing pants, and the whole village saw your bare ass." β
?
Li Lingfeng on the side couldn't help laughing, "The childhood of the two of you is really interesting, it turned out to be childhood sweethearts." β
Senior sister nodded happily, she was happy that she successfully counterattacked, and I took the opportunity to answer: "Can you blame me for your bare ass?" At that time, Ergou was holding a piece of shit, saying that if you don't agree, you will put shit on your face, how can I care about that, I can't let your first kiss be handed over to shit." β
Li Lingfeng, who was drinking water, squirted out, completely unable to be elegant, not to mention how bright his smile was.
Senior sister gritted her teeth and glared at me, "You still dare to say that when you were chasing Ergouzi, the brick didn't shoot him, and he was splashed with, and the whole village knew that you had in your mouth." I don't even dare to kiss you now, and I didn't give up the first kiss. β
Xiao Wutong! You're disgusting me again! I haven't settled accounts with you about what I spit in my mouth last time! It's disgusting to think about!
I was so angry that I wasn't in the mood to eat, and I fought back: "I sacrificed so much, not all for you, Ergouzi was caught and beaten by me at the time, and he admitted defeat, saying that if you don't agree, he plans to push you into his pit, I saved your life, except for me, who can sacrifice so much for you." β
"But you were the one who fell into the pit in the end. β
"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, not reacting.
The senior sister smiled and said, "Have you forgotten? In the end, after you beat him, he sneak attacked and pushed the shit pit, and now the village remembers you, and you fell into the ...... with your bare ass."
"You also fell down to save me, don't be relatable. β
That's it, you sentence by sentence, from the beginning of a spoof, my senior sister and I played the screenwriting level on the spot, and actually completed the whole story, all kinds of twists and climaxes, although the heavy taste, but this can't hide our screenwriter talent, in front of Li Lingfeng, wrote a heavy story of childhood sweethearts.
"You two, when you were a child, you were really rich. Li Lingfeng, as an audience, has been laughing.
And a meal, and it was almost eaten, the senior sister reacted, looked at me in surprise, according to normal speaking, this meal, the protagonist is Li Lingfeng, the content of the conversation, no matter what he talks about, he will have the opportunity to show rich experience and cultivation, how I can act, I can't compare, in this way, I can't dispel his mood of chasing the senior sister, and the famous flower will not dare to chase? I put the topic on the childhood of my childhood sweetheart, emphasizing that the feelings are deep, he doesn't know the difficulties, and he should be kind, don't destroy this feeling, although it is fake.
In the end, Li Lingfeng said that he admired the ability of his senior sister, envied the deep emotions of our childhood sweethearts, and said that he would continue to cooperate.
I undoubtedly helped my senior sister to renew the company's life, but she didn't spare my life?
On the way back, I asked my senior sister, what is the origin of Li Lingfeng, who is obviously the CEO of a large company, how could he fall in love with our small company with an average business level.
The senior sister sighed, Li Lingfeng was born in a local family, and he was quite influential, of course, he didn't look down on our small company, he was the middleman of her uncle, helping to cooperate with the project.
"Uncle? β
She grimaced: "That's what you saw!"
"I remember that your uncle was not good-looking, and he didn't look like a rich man. β
"What do you mean! I think my uncle is ugly!"
"That's what you said!"
"Goni, you kissed me just now!"
"Hey, who knew that today's play was so long, I took the initiative to dedicate myself for the sake of realism!"
"Give your mother's head! Take advantage of me and make excuses!" she jumped off her bike, already angry.
"Senior sister, you are here for the eldest aunt, you should not exercise vigorously. β
"I'll make you the one who can come to the Great Aunt!"
Damn, I'm going to break my life again!
I rode the bicycle, I can't run my head, the senior sister behind me is angry, but I can't catch up with me, forgive you for your martial arts, can you run the bicycle? Maybe you think I did too much, at night, leave the senior sister on the side of the road, don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, hehe, whoever dares to pick her up will go, I still want to be a complete man.
Xiao Wutong ran a few steps, then covered her stomach, squatted down, the pain was unbearable, she angrily untied her head rope and threw it aside, her long hair was messily spread out, there was a wanton beauty, and she scolded in a low voice: "Bastard Gaony!
Looking at the back of the distant ride, I remembered some similar pictures, and the pain in my stomach made her not want to take a step.
Yikes!
When the screeching bicycle braked, she looked up sharply.
"I'm a liar, you think I ran away? I shook the milk tea in my hand at her, she was angry and laughing, and stretched out her white and tender hand, "Help me." β
Sitting on the bike again, she was much quieter than before, the moon and stars were sparse, the road at night, as if specially reserved for us to drive, there was no one quiet, I remembered the lyrics of farewell, the end of the world.
I asked her who introduced Li Lingfeng, and she thought for a while, "Uncle didn't tell me, I guess it's Store Manager Chu, after all, they are all friends." β
"Store Manager Chu still has this ability?
"Don't talk nonsense. β
She patted me and leaned quietly on my back, I could smell her hair, it was printed on my clothes, she opened the milk tea I bought, and I told her that it was specially bought to relieve menstrual cramps.
"Hmm, what kind of milk tea, why doesn't it taste?"
"Oh, I asked the store to pour me hot water. β
"What does hot water have to do with menstrual cramps?"
"Who said it doesn't matter, haven't you heard of it, the most genuine concern is to drink more hot water!"
"Ahh
"Hey, don't hit me, it's overturned!"