Within a few months of coming to Qingfeng Mountain, Young Master Mo had done countless incredible things.

Cooking and lighting the house, lighting a fire to blow up the house, accidentally stumbling into the Jingshe Immortal Gate Forbidden Land, disturbing the rare genius Lin Xiaomu for a thousand years, breaking the mirror, causing Lin Xiaomu to be seriously injured, and then put a strong laxative in the second senior sister's meal, causing the second senior sister to squat in the toilet for half an hour, almost killing the second senior sister, after being discovered, he was chased and beaten all the way by the disheveled second senior sister. There is no one else who has achieved such an extraordinary achievement.

In just a few months, there were three houses destroyed by the eldest young master of ink tears, and that day I don't know why the room of a mortal Taoist also suddenly exploded, and the senior brother and the second senior sister hurried over, and saw that the master was wearing a kapok Taoist robe turned into a piece of cloth on his body, and he was completely black, only a pair of eyes were still clearly visible. What made them all strange was that the master laughed at the sky that night, and said again and again: "What a strange person, a strange person." ”

It was already a day later when Mo Tear woke up, you can imagine how powerful the second senior sister's stick was, if it wasn't for the senior brother arriving in time, I'm afraid that Mo Tear would eventually die at the hands of the second senior sister.

After waking up, I felt a sharp pain in my heart, and I remembered the scene before I fell into a coma, and I felt even more palpitations.

Thinking about it carefully, no matter what you say, the second senior sister is the second senior sister after all, not to mention that the second senior sister is just a little girl in her early twenties, which makes her so embarrassed that she can't talk about her suffering, and she really can't say it.

Yifan Daoist scolded Mo Tear fiercely, and Mo Tear knew that the second senior sister should have broken through the realm yesterday, but because of his ridiculous trouble, he had to delay it for a few days.

This is really a big deal, I thought I could get the pendant unknowingly, but I thought that such a change would happen, and Mo Tear begged pitifully: "Master, help me ask the second senior sister for mercy!"

Yifan Taoist pinched his fingers carefully and replied, "Take you to a good place for the teacher." Now, go to the bamboo forest and invite your second senior sister out. ”

Mo Tear was stunned for a moment, and refused: "Master, if you let me go to see the second senior sister now, you will really send me into the tiger's mouth! ”

Yifan Daoist squinted his eyes and smiled: "Your second senior sister has told me, your thunderous pace has already been practiced at home, is she praising you? Go ahead! Just apologize by the way." ”

Ink tears are extremely decadent. It's all the same magic stick master, I don't see anyone when I look up, and it's not a way to dodge, so I mustered up my courage and walked slowly towards the bamboo forest.

Yifan Daoist looked at the back of Mo Tear, and asked casually: "Susu, do you think that this time your junior brother can invite your second junior sister out of the bamboo forest?"

Li Susu hesitated for a moment, frowned, and said worriedly: "I'm afraid that the second junior sister's anger has not subsided, and she will do something to the junior brother." ”

Yifan Daoist shook his head and said with a wry smile: "What two guys who don't make people worry." ”

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Mo Tear walked into the bamboo forest, saw the back of the second senior sister from a distance, took a deep breath, slowly moved forward, his face was solemn, he fell to the ground with a snap, bowed his head and said sincerely: "Second senior sister, the little junior brother is here to ask for guilt, and I also ask the second senior sister to forgive." ”

The second senior sister turned around, looked down at him quietly, and asked rhetorically, "Forgive what?"

Mo Tear unconsciously raised her head, and when she saw the beautiful face of the second senior sister, she felt that it was really an unforgivable sin, and it was terrible to be able to attack such a beauty.

Mo Tear calmly explained: "The little junior brother shouldn't have laxatives in the second senior sister's meal, causing the second senior sister to have diarrhea, and giving her pants and clothes to ...... Stripping and showering...... In order to take the pendant of the second senior sister. ”

The second senior sister's willow eyebrows kept twitching, her face turned crimson, and she stopped loudly: "Shut up! Needless to say, this matter is over." ”

Mo Tear was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Thank you, Senior Sister, Master is waiting for you outside, let's go out." ”

The second senior sister sat still, looked at her gently, and said with a smile: "However, what did you see in the room yesterday that you shouldn't see?"

Mo was stunned for a while, and recalled carefully, a pair of white calves and white arms, and the rest of the place was really not seen, but if you don't answer, I'm afraid you can't say it clearly.

Mo tear shook his head in a panic and covered up: "No, no, no, no." Didn't the second senior sister say it? Little junior brother, my nickname is too weak, and I can't bite the swan meat in my mouth. Naturally, he will not have a trace of bad heart towards the second senior sister. ”

The second senior sister opened her mouth and smiled. A person who looks extremely gentle must be the senior brother who killed him that day, telling lies, saying that the second senior sister is fierce and vicious, and saying that his father sent him a letter home, it is all a lie, and the senior brother who seems to be gentle and elegant likes to pit people more than the master.

The second senior sister couldn't help but smile, slowly got up, passed by Mo Tear, and said calmly: "Don't follow up yet." ”

Young Master Mo, who thought that he would suffer a severe beating, was stunned for a moment and hurriedly followed.

"Why did the little junior brother go up the mountain?"

"Back to the second senior sister, the master said that I have a wind fairy bones, and he tricked me up the mountain alive. ”

"Why don't you run away?"

"There's nowhere to go, but if my father doesn't agree, I won't be here. ”

"What can be learned?"

"Chopping wood, carrying water, washing clothes. Make a fire, no, no, I will make a fire, and I will set both houses on fire. Oh, and run away. ”

"Haha, senior sister, I'm much luckier than you, Master never let me do that. ”

"Hehe, how dare he let you do this, you can only bully me. But Second Senior Sister, were you also abducted and deceived by the master to go up the mountain? ”

"No, don't look at Master's usual impropriety, once you get serious, it's amazing. I volunteered to worship him as a teacher, and you will find out later that the master is actually not simple. It's much more powerful than the old immortals on the mountain next door who boast of only being old and not cultivating for a long time. ”

"Second Senior Sister, do you really have immortals in the world?"

"Maybe. ”

"The Jingshe Immortal Gate is really as rumored, someone has feathered and ascended. ”

"No, at least the place where the three major immortals in the world gather, none of them have been raised by anyone. ”

"What's the use of practicing? In order to strengthen my body and live a few more years? I really don't understand why Master wants to take me up the mountain? I, who have little arms and legs, sometimes I am tired from walking, and I even say that I have wonderful bones. The funny thing is that my father and mother believe it, only I know: they just want to kick me out of the house, and it has nothing to do with whether I have talent or not. If you talk about a real genius, my second child is one, but it's a pity that he is our baby's pimple, and Master can't deceive him. ”

"Don't think about it so much, since you're here, just listen to Master, Master won't harm you. ”

"Perhaps, Master's temper is really good, no matter how I play tricks on him, he only scares and scares me, never really beats me, and is still a good liar. In the future, if you really go down the mountain with your master to be abducted and cheated, and you encounter ruthless stubble, you have to let him run first. ”

"Haha, it's fine. If you really meet that kind of person, you dare to bully the little junior brother, and the senior sister will split him with a stick. ”

"Senior sister is amazing! Now I can be regarded as the only use I have found in my cultivation. ”

"What?"

"Protect yourself! I can't let the second senior sister protect me, right? I'm also a man, so I can be protected by a little girl. ”

"Didn't you just admit that you were too vain?"

"Taixu is also a man,"

"Haha~"

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Yifan Daoist and Senior Brother, when they saw a man and a woman walking out of the bamboo forest with a smile on their faces, they were both shocked at the same time, and they glanced at each other, their eyes were confused.

The second junior sister looks fresh and cute, but if she is really provoked, the tigress is not enough to describe her, what does the little junior brother do?

The second senior sister saw the master and the senior brother respectfully saluting, greeted each other, and Mo Tear also followed.

Yifan Daoist nodded with satisfaction, and asked with concern: "Do you have any experience in retreat and cultivation recently?" ”

The second senior sister said respectfully: "Originally, I was about to break through the realm, but I was so troubled by the junior brother, I am afraid that in a short period of time, it will be difficult to enter the threshold of the realm of integration." ”

A Taoist explained: "The path of cultivation is already difficult. Besides, there is also the word chance, everything is fate, and you must not force it. ”

The second senior sister nodded, and smiled with tears on the side, if it was really all fate, why did the master force him to be accepted as an apprentice, this unkind remark can only deceive the innocent and kind second senior sister.

Yifan Daoist looked at Mo Tear with a strange face, with a hint of sinister in his smile, and said lightly: "Xiao San has been here for a long time, it's time to take him to see the world, it's not a way for us to look up to the Jingshe Immortal Gate here, now let's go to the Jingshe Immortal Gate for a trip." ”

Mo Tear was extremely surprised, even if he went down the mountain to deceive under the name of someone else's door, but now he has to send it to the door in person, isn't it a sheep into the tiger's mouth.

He frowned and sighed, and persuaded: "Master, let's go down the mountain to deceive ordinary people, if the four of us really go to the Jingshe Immortal Gate and deceive them, I'm afraid it will be difficult to protect our heads." It's not worth it, or you think about it again. ”

Yifan Daoist shook his head, patted him on the shoulder, and said casually: "Who said that we are here to deceive? ”

Mo was stunned for a moment, and even more fearful, and whispered suspiciously: "Could it be that Master wants us to go to the alliance conference?"

Yifan Daoist shook his head and said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Mo Tear smiled bitterly, and said decadently: "Master, don't you really want to take us to seek death, right? But how can it compete with the three major sects with tens of thousands of disciples, even those small sects and small sects have thousands of people, and even the four of us bring Dabai, which is not enough for people to stuff their teeth. ”

A fan Taoist knocked on his tearful head and said eloquently: "This is for thousands of years, there have been many talented people and different people, and sects have emerged in endlessly, all of them are known as the reincarnation of the Emperor of Hedao, but how many people are really famous in the world?"

In the past hundreds of years, as the leader of the various factions, the head of Lingyun and the elders of the three halls have said that one is higher than the other, but who knows the real situation? But apart from them, there are still capable people? Otherwise, the old man Lingyun would not have gone down the mountain for more than ten years, and he took a fancy to a little girl with a fairy wind bone, and said at that time that the little girl was the reincarnation of the Emperor of the Dao Dynasty, if he could see that, he would have soared a long time ago.

Ten years ago, I took a fancy to an idiot, and I said that he was not a good little doll, but he was wise and foolish, and a pair of dead fish eyes like a wooden chicken should be said to have the appearance of a dragon's eye, and he was also buttoned up with a shocking hat of the Emperor of Hedao, which was not a joke.

There is only the Holy Sword Gate that is reliable, first came out a great sword saint who was nearly forty years old and became famous in the world, and once broke the river with a sword. Later, another alchemy master came out, saying that he had already glimpsed the heavenly opportunity, and he would be able to feather away after a hundred years, but the result was that he passed away suddenly before the age of ancient rarity, but he won a hundred years of reputation for the sect, and in the last ten years, there was a head of the sect who was less than thirty years old, and the most elder of the Jingshe Immortal Sect was at the top of the breeze, and spit on each other for three days and three nights, and it was estimated that in the end, the two of them spit out all and made a draw.

You say that they are not more vulgar than teachers, and they are all immortals who do not eat fireworks, but in fact, they are all, and they all value their names and bodies more than anyone else. ”

Mo Tear smiled bitterly, he knew all these widely circulated things. It's just that at that time, I couldn't understand why an old man who had lived for three years wanted to talk with a young man who was less than thirty years old on the cold mountain for three days and three nights.

Yifan Daoist squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "If we win the competition, are we afraid that we will have no money in the future?" We always look up to others, and occasionally go up to see if they are worth our admiration? After all, none of them on the top of Qingfeng Mountain are real immortals. ”

Master made such a generous statement, and Mo nodded in agreement, but if it was for a few small money, in order to humiliate those old men. If you lose your life, it's not worth it.

The second senior sister was puzzled: "There are four of us masters and apprentices, there is no sect, how can we participate in the competition." ”

Mo Tear smiled and said with disdain: "A few days ago, we already have a sect, the Ten Thousand Sects?

Yifan Daoist smiled and said, "This is not important, the important thing is that we can successfully blend in and win the game." ”

The three apprentices looked at each other, saying that this matter was unreliable, but there was no way, and the senior brother smiled and said, "What does Master want to do?"

Yifan Daoist nodded with satisfaction, and said arrogantly: "Go, go." ”

The four of them were dashing, but they were dressed in tatters, and walked down the mountain.