Volume 1 Mandate of Heaven Chapter 8 Troublemaker Veteran

These days, it seems that the master has some conscience, or wants to reduce the "sins" committed in his life, and actually says that he will personally cook him a delicious meal, but this is not for several days, but the ink tears fall idle, in order to pass the boring time, go to the river to find Dabai to play, not to fight with it, is purely to tease it.

On the day when the Taoist came back, he was in the dust, holding two pheasants and a hare in his hands, and two bundles of unknown herbs under his armpits.

The last time I lit a fire to cook, I lit a grass hut, and after practicing for a few days, I was able to make a fire without smoke, so I took the initiative to take the errand of lighting a fire, wanting to take a good look at Master's cooking skills?

The fire was very prosperous, and soon the whole room was filled with the smell of meat, the fragrance was overflowing, Mo Tear raised his head, and took a sharp breath of enjoyment, and there was only one word in his heart - incense!

Looking at the meat in the pot, his hand kept putting firewood in the stove, smelling the fragrance coming from his nose, not only praised, "It's so fragrant." ”

A fan Taoist laughed, this sentence should be the sincere words of this stinky boy, how can he let go of this opportunity to boast? Hurriedly said: "Don't look at who your master is, I am?"

Halfway through the words, the other half was stuck in his throat, and he frowned, and a dazzling white light reflected in his inky black eyes.

A mortal Taoist knew that it was not good, and these rare delicacies that had been caught for several days were comparable to those of a little apprentice?

With a bang, the entire grass house instantly turned into a sea of fire.

Half of Qingfeng Mountain was awakened by this roar, hundreds of birds fluttered their wings and flew high, and wild beasts fled in panic. Even the senior brother on the lake two miles away looked at the misty green smoke rising, his figure flashed, and he rushed wildly.

The master and apprentice in the center of the courtyard were extremely embarrassed, and the cuffs of a humane robe were torn into strips of cloth, and the back was also torn and scattered, so as to protect the little apprentice who was the culprit.

When Mo Tear saw the grass hut turned to ashes in front of her, she was extremely confused and confused. Slowly stood up, pitiful: "My meat!"

A fan Taoist is extremely helpless. What the hell is it that you got back? It's just a matter of cooking and burning the house, and this time let him make a fire, and there will be an explosion, and if he hadn't run fast, we would have both been with us for our lives.

When the senior brother arrived, he saw that the master's face was as gray as coal, and he held back his smile. Seeing the little junior brother's eyes confused, he kept scratching his head, slumped on the ground, and sighed at the fragrant delicacy that had just been lost!

Yifan Daoist was annoyed for a while, and sneered angrily: "You are really a genius, you are really a genius, a great genius! If you don't run fast for the teacher, you will really end up with a blind end." ”

A Taoist gave a thumbs up, his voice was louder and louder each time, laughing with crying and laughing.

Mo Tear spread his hands and said frankly: "I don't know what's going on. ”

Yifan Daoist took out the Dao sword behind him, and just wanted to hit him, but after thinking about it, forget it, first, he was reluctant to fight, and second, it was useless to fight.

Thinking of the explosion just now, the power was no less than the power that burst out in an instant from a powerhouse in the Melting Earth Realm, what was going on? He couldn't figure it out, and asked loudly, "What did you just put in the stove?"

Mo tear shook his head innocently, as if he understood that he had really made a big mistake this time, and said dejectedly: "It's nothing! ”

Yifan Daoist pulled him and walked towards the ruins, as if he did not feel pity for the house that had just been burned down, but became inexplicably interested in a pile of debris.

The two of them piled up in the ruins, fiddling with the residues inside, from morning to night, the master was still interested, Mo Tear really couldn't remember what to put in, and in desperation, according to the strange master's request, all the ruins and slag were collected and thrown into his room.

From that night on, he was always buried in his room, not knowing what he was doing.

According to the master's request, every day in the future, he will go to the small bamboo forest to deliver food to the second senior sister, remembering that the last time he entered the small bamboo forest, he didn't see the second senior sister at a glance, and was shocked out by the second senior sister.

Mo Tear stood outside the small bamboo forest with a lunch box, and with every step he took, he would shout, "Second Senior Sister, I am your little junior brother, and I am here to bring you food, you can see clearly! Don't hurt me by mistake." ”

His roar was mixed with the sound of bamboo leaves, rippling around like a bell ringing.

Cautiously moving forward, the last time I accidentally entered here, I found that this green bamboo forest is extremely strange, the bamboo shadow is heavy, the bamboo sound is Xiaoxiao, if you are not careful, you may sleep here.

Mo Tear walked here, extremely cautious and cautious, walking on thin ice, no one knows, the next time the second senior sister takes a breath, will the second senior sister shake him out like the last time?

Walking forward slowly, I finally saw the second senior sister sitting on the stone slab, and the body stopped, only to find that there was a small bamboo house behind the bamboo forest, and there were stone benches and stone chairs in front of the bamboo house, tea cups, and even red sandalwood burned, and I could smell a faint fragrance.

He immediately sighed, also as an apprentice, why is there such a big gap? Senior Brother cooks all the time, he carries water and chops wood to wash clothes, and even has to make a fire a few days ago, in contrast, the second senior sister lives a fairy-like life, and he quickly figured it out, after all, Master Shen Stick still wants to live a few more years, how dare he offend this ruthless apprentice.

He sighed in his heart and said, "Alas, the master who was killed by heaven will only bully the weak, and when I can win against him one day, I will also let him wash my clothes." ”

After sighing with emotion, he didn't dare to stay here longer, and whispered from afar: "Second Senior Sister, I am the master's new apprentice, and I specially came to bring you food, can I go over?"

Mo Tear looked at the other party's back vigilantly, it was very charming, but it was a pity that it was said that the fierce god was too evil to offend?

The second senior sister didn't look back, just nodded quietly, her voice was gentle and beautiful, "Well, put it down!"

The sound made Mo Tear soft, and he looked comfortable and enjoyable.

The second senior sister repeated: "Put it down!"

Mo Tear hurriedly came back to his senses, still unfinished, put down the food box in his hand, and just wanted to retire, the soft voice sounded again, "Little junior brother, I heard that senior brother said that you are very interesting. You come over and let the second senior sister take a look. ”

Mo Tear was stunned for a moment, and slowly walked forward.

The second senior sister turned back slowly, and when Mo Tear was about to see the face of the second senior sister, he didn't want a strong wind to extinguish it, he crossed his hands and resisted desperately, but he was still alive by the wind, blowing out a few meters, and hit a bamboo fiercely before he stopped his body.

"Why can't you come back yet? Don't you want to see the second senior sister?" The gentle and crisp voice sounded in Mo Tear's ears again.

Mo Tear was a little nervous, and hurriedly replied: "Second Senior Sister thinks too much, I heard that Master said that you are a great beauty, I have always been not afraid of beautiful women, or Second Senior Sister will turn around and look at the little junior brother, in fact, I am also very beautiful!"

He saw a smile on his white side face slightly, and a happy voice came slowly, "I heard from the master, the little junior brother is the young master of a big family, and he is also well-known in the local area, and his nickname is too vain, but right? It is said that the nickname of the little junior brother has some origins." Master can say, you are indeed very weak, you have to hone and hone well, otherwise you really can't even bite the swan meat in your mouth, then it's not good, it hurts your self-esteem, don't you say? If you don't dare to come to see the second senior sister in person, then your name of being too vain is really solid. ”

There was undisguised ridicule in that voice, although he had hardly been to any Fengyue places over the years, it didn't mean that he didn't understand the affairs of men and women, not to mention that the second senior sister said it so unabashedly, which made him ashamed and angry.

Mo Tear said indignantly: "Second Senior Sister, you wait, I will come to see you, I hope you are the same as the master said, you look like the country, otherwise, I really won't come to bring you food next time." ”

The second senior sister really couldn't hold back, and laughed twice.

Ink Tears gathered vitality, stepped thunderously, rushed to the ground, raised a burst of aftermath, and suddenly the strange wind exploded again, whistling towards Ink Tears.

His eyes trembled, and he kicked up violently, and his body jumped up, drawing an arc in the air, and when he was about to cross the top of the second senior sister's head, he saw the second senior sister's palm facing upward, and with a random palm, he set off a hurricane and slapped him out.

Mo Tear tried his best to stabilize his body in the air, landed with his feet, drew a few meters, and looked up suddenly, only to find that several waves of qi gathered around the body of the second senior sister set off a strong wind around him, and the momentum was magnificent.

Mo smiled with tears in his eyes, turned his feet, and ran out, not forgetting to tease: "Second senior sister." I've already delivered the meal, and I'm not that interested in you, that too empty nickname, I've been wearing it for many years, and I don't care anymore, I'll go first, bye-bye. ”

The second senior sister turned her head suddenly, and when she saw the figure that was difficult to catch with ink tears, she shook her head with a smile and said, "Sure enough, he is an interesting wonderful person." ”

At this time, I can see the appearance of the second senior sister clearly, with bright eyes and bright teeth, skin like white porcelain with moist jade, and a smile that is more moving, not cold, but has a sense of intimacy.

Mo Tear ran out of the green bamboo forest like seeing a monster, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, he finally escaped, he was not stupid, in order to see the second senior sister, he was beaten and even killed, so he didn't do this kind of business. He doesn't want to be like the infatuated son in Jingwei Town, who does not hesitate to spend a lot of money to ask the beauty to smile and go to bed for the beauty.

What's more, the second senior sister may kill someone, which is different from those interesting people who can only talk about the wind and the moon.

Standing outside the bamboo forest, he was very happy, at least the food was delivered, and he didn't suffer much loss, which is worth rejoicing.

"Little junior brother, the master can say that delivering food is secondary, the main thing is to ask you to get the pendant of the second junior sister. I don't know when, the senior brother appeared in front of him and reminded him in a low voice.

Mo Tear was extremely decadent and helpless, and discussed: "How much is the second senior sister's pendant worth? As for letting me steal it? I don't even let go of the little girl's things, how can I do it, master." ”

Senior Brother said softly: "Master said, as long as you get the pendant on the second junior sister, he will tell you the letter that your father wrote to you." ”

Mo Tear immediately said excitedly: "My father wrote me a letter?"

Senior Brother nodded sincerely.

Mo Tear didn't say a word, and re-entered the bamboo forest. Seeing that the second senior sister was still meditating, she said in a consultative tone: "Second senior sister, can you borrow the pendant on your body, and I will definitely pay you back in the future." ”

The second senior sister shook her head and said softly, "Don't borrow it." As long as you can take it from me, it's yours. ”

Mo Tear asked, "Is this true?"

The second senior sister said softly: "Naturally, take it seriously, if you have any ability, let the horse come over!"

"Second Senior Sister, you wait for me. Mo Tear ran away and said a cruel word.

The second senior sister turned around in surprise again, shouldn't she have robbed it? Why did she run away again?

For five days in a row, Mo Tear didn't make any moves, and put down the lunch box from a distance, for fear that the second senior sister would make a move.

Every evening he walked through the jungle, went for most of the day, and when he came back he laughed.

On the sixth day to deliver food, Mo Tear still put the lunch box far away on the ground as usual, but this time, he did not leave in a hurry, hid in the distance, and quietly observed everything in front of him.

Extremely happy, happy, nervously saw that the second senior sister finished eating, just wanted to meditate, poof, a series of farts came one after another, the second senior sister couldn't care about any graceful demeanor, shouted in her heart, covered her buttocks with both hands, and ran to the thatched house.

Mo Tear lay on the bamboo, and when he saw this scene, he covered his mouth and laughed non-stop.

All this was planned by him. He understood that if he wanted to take away her personal belongings from the second senior sister, it was almost impossible to attack by force, only outwitted.

During these five days, he had calculated almost everything, how far apart the hut was from the place where the second senior sister was meditating, and how much the second senior sister usually ate, and how fast he ate.

He went to the woods to pick up several strong laxatives recorded in the book, for fear that the second senior sister's cultivation would be too high, and the laxatives might be useless, so he added several herbs with numbing effects, mixed them together and ground them into juice, and quietly added them to the meal.

Mo Tear couldn't laugh, and hurriedly sneaked into the broken bamboo house and hid under the bed.

Half an hour later, the second senior sister dragged into the room with heavy steps, and her mouth let out painful panting. Mo Tear didn't dare to pant loudly, and shrank motionless at the bottom of the bed.

Watching the second senior sister fall to the ground with a light veil, and then, the robe slipped off her white jade calves, only to hear it plop into the water, and Mo Tear was overjoyed.

Quietly poked his head out, and saw the second senior sister's white arms as white as jade being exposed outside the barrel, moving outward little by little, reaching out to grab the clothes that smelled of.

The second senior sister's ears trembled slightly, and she hurriedly looked at the faint voice, startled, and her body crossed over, like a hibiscus out of the water, bringing up a drop of water, quickly wrapping the clothes that had been prepared, and snorting coldly.

Mo was startled, his heart was very cold, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and when he looked up, he was terrified.

With a bang, the entire bamboo house collapsed instantly, and ink tears rushed out of the house like rats fleeing in a hurry.

The second senior sister looked at her for a moment, hurriedly captured the sensitive figure, flashed her figure, and chased out.

Mo Tear desperately ran away, he didn't expect such a big accident at such a critical time. Now the only way to survive is to flee as soon as possible.

The graceful figure of the second senior sister rushed out like a ghost, and a small bamboo stick flew into her hand, spotting the fast flashing figure, and with a wave of force, an amazing wave of qi pierced the air and roared down.

Mo Tear shouted in his heart, his toes touched the ground, he hurriedly changed direction, and hit the air with a stick, and then another stick hit Mo Tear without any time interval, Mo Tear quickly took a few steps back, bent down sharply, and dodged again.

As soon as he turned around, a sweeping stick hit him in the chest, and his body was instantly knocked out, breaking trees and bamboos, before he fell heavily to the ground.

Mo Tear raised her head with difficulty, and was horrified to see a woman with a cold light on her face in the air, the bamboo stick in her hand swung down violently, and a wave of air burst into the air and fluttered down.

Mo Tear was extremely frightened, instinctively blocked his eyes, only to feel a breeze blowing through his ears, and then heard a familiar voice, "Second Senior Sister, stop." ”

Mo Tear opened his eyes with difficulty, and saw a majestic figure in front of him gradually blurring, shaking, and pitch black, until he fainted.

The second senior sister walked in angrily, snorted, and said fiercely: "Senior brother, I have to kill this kid today, do you know what he did?"

The senior brother shook his head, saw her disheveled appearance, and asked with a smile, "What did you do?"

The second senior sister wanted to speak several times, but in the end she couldn't speak, and snorted: "Don't stop me, anyway, I'm going to beat him to death today." ”

Senior Brother shook his head and said gently: "This matter will be discussed when Master is out of the customs." You get dressed first, and I'll help you fix the house. ”

Only then did the second senior sister come to her senses, hurriedly crossed her hands to cover her chest, and said in a panic: "Look, turn around quickly." ”

The elder brother's face turned crimson and turned around shyly.

After the persuasion of the senior brother, the second senior sister reluctantly let go of the ink tears.

Suddenly, they heard a piercing explosion outside the bamboo forest, and they instantly became extremely nervous, and immediately ran towards the bamboo forest.