"Then I know eldest sister, you two have nothing to do with each other, you are a proper single little girl, don't get excited, what are you doing on that side, why do I feel that something is broken, the second dog asked. ”

It's nothing, I was a little excited when I heard you talk just now, and I threw my high heels on the TV and smashed the TV, which was really unlucky......

"Uh....Sister, you're so fierce, you can break the TV when you take off your shoes, but why do you like me so much, where do you like me, I know I'm very handsome, but I didn't expect myself to be so attractive, can you tell me, the second dog is holding a cigarette with a shameless expression. ”

"That....are you misunderstood?When did I say I liked you, did you make a mistake?"

Got it wrong? No, don't you just like me, I know you girls are thin-skinned, don't dare to say, it's okay, I know what you mean, in fact, I like you a lot, it's that he was in the class at that time, I didn't dare to squeak, otherwise I would have chased you, maybe now the two of us have fallen in love, the second dog said shamelessly.

"Ergouzi, you're really mistaken, I didn't say you like you, what are you talking about there? ”

Ah....?I'm a little blindsided when you say that.,You don't like me.,So what are you asking me for?Go according to the plot.,As long as you like two people, you'll go out on a date.,Didn't you say you asked me out?Isn't this just liking?Aren't you different from others?Ergouzi scratched his head and asked confusedly.

"Who said that I like you when I ask you out, do you want to make a face, I asked you out to let you eat with me, and then accompany me to buy clothes, and bring me some oranges that I like the most, can you understand? I don't like you, you are not my dish, you can't get into my eyes. ”

Alas, mom, I know it, isn't that the same thing, don't you still like me, how can ordinary friends do it to this extent, this is what couples should do, don't worry, won't it be Saturday soon, let's go out on a date, I will definitely accompany you well, the second dog said with a delicate face.

"Oh my God, what kind of logic are you, why can't I understand it with you, I mean, have you forgotten, you stained my clothes, I can't wash them anymore, I can't wear them anymore, I like that dress very much, you have to pay it to me, understand?"

Ha....ha, so that's the case, then why didn't you say it earlier, didn't you just pay you a piece of clothing, I thought you liked me, this scared me, be careful of the liver fluttering and jumping, the second dog smiled awkwardly and said.

"Haven't I been explaining, it's because you don't understand it, and you still blame me, really..."

That one...... Where did you buy your clothes, how much is it, I will accompany you to buy one on Saturday, Ergouzi rubbed his face and said.

"Yes, but whatever, I bought that dress abroad, not in China, that is, 5,000 yuan, it's not very expensive, you just buy it for me for 5,000 yuan, I will definitely not share a penny with you, what do you think?

Why ?..... your clothes are five thousand yuan, so expensive?" the corners of Ergouzi's mouth twitched and asked.

"yes, what's wrong? Don't you want to pay for it?"

How can that, I will definitely compensate you, then let's settle it like this, let's go out together on Saturday, I will compensate you, and then we will contact you, Oak not?

"Oak. ”

Okay, we'll see you on Saturday, after saying that, Ergouzi hurriedly hung up the phone, scratched his hair in annoyance, and his scalp fell down.

"What's the matter, my dog, a piece of clothing is more than 5,000, you can't take it out? It's not like you, if you don't blink your eyes in normal times, why are you so worried today?" I asked with a smile. ”

Rub, don't mention it a few times, my old man just gave a notice today, saying that I am no longer in a noble school, then my pocket money has been completely reduced, directly into 10,000 yuan, how can such a little money be enough for me to live, and I have to pay the dead girl 5,000 yuan for her clothes, think about it, it's so troublesome, the second dog said with a sad face.

"My good man, 10,000 yuan, it's almost enough to catch up with my pocket money for a year, you still don't like to spend enough, you want to eat money, even if you have 5,000 yuan left, then don't you go home to eat, you can't spend any money, that is, buy some cigarettes, drink some wine, what's not enough?

Hey, I'm not used to living a big life, this cold control of me, I'm a little uncomfortable, it seems that Chinese cigarettes can't be smoked in the future, you should smoke Yuxi, Ergouzi lit a cigarette for himself and said.

"That's right, Yuxi, what a good cigarette, you still pick a few handfuls, I still smoke a piece of eight Ganoderma lucidum, I didn't say anything, you are still worried, okay, don't Huo Huo of this Ninety-Five, hurry up and keep it, when you want to smoke a good cigarette, you take out one, I took one out of the box and lit it, and then threw it to the second dog." ”

By the way, Zhang Feng, how far have you and the little girl at the table in front of you developed, have you had any intimate contact?

"Intimate encounter? I guess there were, I hugged her, and we both slept in the same bed, I thought about it. ”

"What, what are you talking about, you two have slept in the same bed, it really hurt my young man's heart, and now my heart is like a thousand knives stabbing me, do you know how uncomfortable I am?"

Roll the calf, do you love to be uncomfortable or not to have a relationship with me, I tell you boy, stay away from my goddess, you know, or I will definitely clean you up, let you know how terrible it is to provoke me, I clenched my fist.

"Tut-tut, this guy gave you a lot of power, to be honest, did you two do that bad thing, the second dog asked me shyly. ”

No... I haven't done it, I'm a very serious man, she's a very pure girl, you know? Don't use such filthy language to describe the two of us? My second dog.

"Okay, I promise not to say it, and fortunately you two haven't done it, otherwise I'll be angry, I have a feeling that the pigs are arched by a good cabbage, and the second dog glanced at the little Tibetan mastiff who didn't know when he went downstairs and fell asleep on the sofa and said. ”

I see that you are like a pig, what a match between the two of us, how good a match, talented and beautiful, how handsome my young man is, big and tall, with double eyelids, with a kind of aristocratic atmosphere, and my goddess is so beautiful as a fairy, and I am simply a match made in heaven, perfect to the extreme.

"You said that you are screaming as a goddess, and I have a tooth when I hear it, what is the name of that little girl?" ”

What are you going to do, what are you doing here, don't have any bad intentions, I asked with a wary face.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll just ask for a name, what else can I do, don't you tell me, tomorrow I'll ask my classmates, I can know differently, tell me quickly, what's your name." ”

Okay, then I'll believe you this time, her name is Yang Tianshu, how about it, this name is good, isn't it particularly poetic, you can imagine her appearance from the name.

"Well, it's good, the name is very good, Ergouzi nodded, Yang Tianshu, Ergouzi, how do you look like two people, Ergouzi, Yang Tianshu, give birth to a little pig in the future, Zhang Feng, don't say it, my two names are quite compatible, and they rhyme very well, as if they have discussed the name, right?"

Yes, it rhymes...... No, rhyme with a poop, what a couple of things, and a little pig, I know that you didn't hold back your fart, a belly of bad intentions, actually wrapped me in, I drafted the second uncle, I picked up a piece of beef jerky and scolded and threw it over.

The second dog dodged and hit the little Tibetan mastiff, "hehe" didn't hit, your ass has white hair, I will use the lighter to roast it, roast your little house finch, the little house finch burned black, and the bent hair flew away into ashes.

"Day, what are you talking about, a set of things, a few disgusting, the little Tibetan mastiff you give up, take a bite of the two dogs, I took another piece of beef jerky and smashed it on the body of the little Tibetan mastiff, it opened its eyes and looked, and found that there were two pieces of beef jerky around it, swallowed it directly into the stomach, and then closed its eyes and didn't care about me. ”

You little dead dog, return my beef jerky, take my things and don't do anything, is there such a thing as you? I kicked the little Tibetan mastiff with my toes, and I told you something? Do you want to hear it?

"What's the matter? Just say it, anyway, I have to listen to it whether you say it or not, the second dog took a puff of cigarette after speaking. ”

That....I got along with Duan Xinyao, and now that we're together, I feel pretty ...........

"Ahem, cough, cough..."Before I could finish speaking, Ergouzi choked on a puff of cigarette in his throat, coughed desperately, his face turned purple, he choked out tears, bent down to extinguish the cigarette butt in his hand and asked me: ...... What do you say... Ahem....Who are you with.....

"Duan Xinyao, what's wrong, what about you, don't I just have a partner, you won't be so excited, don't worry, you will have it slowly, although I said goodbye to the fifth girl one step ahead of you, but I will not forget you as a brother, I walked over and patted the back of the second dog. ”

Roll the calf, I'm so excited, how can you be with her, don't you know what she was like when she was in elementary school? Even if she throws Dai Ziming, there are still few people she has been with? To put it mildly, she went out with others to open a house when she was in elementary school, and she is not a virgin for a long time, and she doesn't know how many people she has had a relationship with, don't you know? Ergouzi raised his head and looked at me seriously and said.