"No, big brother, can you still drink? You just finished working such a big durian, aren't you afraid of running thin? That stomach can't grumble and react? The second dog looked at me with a blank look and said. ”

It's okay, that's nothing, now I feel like my arm doesn't hurt so much after I've eaten, and I now have the idea of wanting to dry up this plaster, I burped and said.

"Okay, you are really a few natures, I am convinced of you, since you are not afraid, then I will open it, the second dog took out the red wine starter and opened it with a "bang", and instantly I smelled a fragrance of red wine, which smelled good. ”

"Come, take a whole bite, the second dog pushes the red wine in front of me. ”

Ah?.......... blow on the bottle? Can you take two glasses? I really can't accept the habit of blowing on the bottle with red wine, I shook my head and said.

"Rub, it's really a lot, the second dog muttered, got up and went into the kitchen, took out two goblets, and brought a plate of beef jerky and put it on the coffee table: What's going on this time? Okay, red wine with beef jerky, this taste quacky. ”

Well, this time it's not bad, this beef jerky looks good, I picked up a piece and stuffed it in my mouth and chewed it, it is indeed much more delicious than what is sold in the supermarket, and what is sold in the supermarket is a little bit unlike beef.

"Yes, it's delicious, it's just a little bit worse, I still prefer the medium-rare steak, it's particularly fresh, it's the kind with blood on it, and you can see the tendons, a bite creaks, the kind of blood that comes out of the mouth, that's a few more enjoyable, a sip of red wine on the sip, it's perfect, I said with a click. ”

Pulling calves, you said that the one that can see the tendons is the cow's hoof tendons, not steak at all, you still want to eat a medium-rare steak, why don't you just bite the old cow?

"Can you talk about it, what, do you have garlic sauce at home? Without garlic sauce, you can have a whole cucumber, pepper, and green onion, I took another piece of beef jerky and put it in my mouth and asked. ”

What are you going to do? You want to eat dumplings, and let me get you garlic sauce, which I don't have at home, but there are cucumbers and green onions, and I can tell you, I won't make cucumbers.

"You just take it directly, you don't need to shoot, I'll just eat it, it's so enjoyable, eating pickles, biting into beef jerky, drinking some red wine, this taste is really no one." ”

Heh....hehe, you are a real cow, this is the first time I've heard of this way of eating, you're waiting, I'll get it for you, it's really an ancestor, what did I bring you back for, I'm not enjoying it at home, the second dog stood up.

"Ma slipped away, what do you say, since I am a wounded man, then you have to serve me well, have you forgotten how I took care of you when you had hemorrhoids, you conscienceless thing, I said with a smile. ”

Stop....don't say it, I am on fire when I mention the suitability of hemorrhoids, the second dog went into the kitchen for the second time, holding green onions and cucumbers in his hand, and the other hand took a night of sauce, and put it in front of me with a "pop": Here you go, eat, ancestor!!

"Heh....what kind of attitude, you don't like to do this, how can we play together in the future, I poured a glass of red wine for the two of us as I spoke, and poured two goblets full, and went directly into half a bottle. ”

"Come, go one, take a sip of him, I raised my glass and said to the second dog. ”

What are you talking about? You are not mistaken, this is red wine, you think it is beer, red wine has to be sipped in small sips, otherwise you can't taste the aroma of red wine, have you ever drunk red wine? Ergouzi looked at me a little suspiciously.

"Nonsense, haven't I ever drunk this thing, it's so boring to drink so much in small sips, take a big mouthful, why don't you dare? Afraid of drinking too much? It's really not a gentleman, that's it, I did it, you are free, after saying that, I went straight down in one breath. ”

To be honest, I really haven't drunk red wine, I've seen it on TV before, and I haven't bought it at home, after all, it's hundreds of dollars, which is enough to buy how many cases of beer, that is, during the Chinese New Year, my dad can give me a few bottles of colored wine (wine drinks), five or six yuan a bottle, sweet, very delicious.

I thought that this red wine was similar to colored wine, it should be very sweet, I drank this sip and I regretted it, this thing is really unpleasant, why does it feel sour, it is a bit like the taste of fruit is bad, and there is no sweetness, and the taste of white wine is very strong, and I almost didn't vomit it several times.

This thing is also special for people to drink, it's hard to drink, what TV shows are all lies, what left-handed red wine, right-handed beauty, how can this beer be delicious, that is so enjoyable to drink, this thing tastes similar to urine, I'm sorry for this hundreds of dollars.

Ergouzi saw that I had a glass of red wine in one breath, and suddenly a little shabi, stunned there for a long time, and said slowly: You Niobi, the first time I saw you drink red wine like this, since you are dry, then I can't coax it, Ergouzi gritted his teeth, and took a sip, and then grabbed the cucumber and green onion and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Haha, how's it, isn't it particularly enjoyable, red wine should be drunk like this, it's a girl who takes a sip, I picked up the ninety-five cigarette on the table and took out a cigarette in my mouth, and then handed it to the second dog."

I took a puff of cigarette and said: This cigarette is really good, it's really good to smoke, by the way, Ergouzi, how do you feel like you are at the same table, do you feel particularly sexy, that long legs, you have to be more than a meter long, that figure, the thief pulls the stick, isn't it?

"Zhang Feng, you get out of the way for me, okay, what about drinking, what are you doing with her, that's also called very sexy, she looks like a big man, her beard is thicker than mine, it doesn't seem to have evolved well, but, I really like your front table, that little appearance is really energetic, and the skin is white, if you touch it, you have to be old, the second dog rubbed his hands obscenely. ”

Damn, Ergouzi, she is mine, if you dare to rob me, I will play with you, Shi Ke can not be humiliated, that is my goddess, I want to use my life to protect her, I bit the cigarette butt hard, and said with a foaming star.

"I know, isn't it just a joke with you, I can see that you like her very much, otherwise you wouldn't be able to do such a thing today, no matter what, brother supports you, you are a gentleman, brother toasts you, and the second dog poured the remaining half of the bottle of red wine into the glass. ”

"Are you still bored? Are you okay?" I asked, raising my glass. ”

"Joke, can I be so special? You can't do it, to be honest, are you cowardly, don't you dare?" ”

"I, Nima, and things I don't dare, I can stand anything in my life, but I can't stand others just me, drinking, who is afraid of whom, I twist the cigarette butt in my hand. ”

"Then come ....."

"...."

I bumped the glass with the second dog, and smothered the glass of red wine in one go, and the bottle of red wine was drunk by the two of us as beer.

"It's said that this red wine is strong, why don't I feel anything, it's the same as not drinking, I muttered and took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, I don't know why I like to smoke when I drink, one after another, and I don't feel anything when I smoke, it's the same as not smoking. ”

You wait, this strength will come up in a while, I have to quickly use my mobile phone to set an alarm clock, otherwise I will definitely be late for the exam tomorrow, the second dog took out his mobile phone from his pocket and set an alarm clock, and then threw it on the coffee table, and took out a cigarette and looked at it in his mouth.

"Can we still meet again, can we meet again, I have been begging in front of the Buddha for thousands of years........"

A mobile phone rang, and Ergouzi picked up the phone and squinted at it: Whose mobile phone number is this, why don't I remember?

Ergouzi pressed the answer button: Hey, I'm Ergouzi, who are you? Why don't I have your mobile phone number in my phone?

…………

What kind of oranges, I don't buy oranges, you are a salesman, then you are looking for the wrong person, I have a lot of oranges at home now, there is no shortage, you find someone else, the second dog will hang up the phone after speaking;

At this time, I heard a roaring voice on the other side of the phone, and it was a girl's voice, the voice sounded very sweet, there was a feeling of a little Lori, and at the same time there was a kind of royal sister style, it seems that it should be a combination of the two........

"Ergouzi, do you really want to die, how long have you been walking from this school, have you forgotten me, have you forgotten who saved you? said that you would come back to see me, and you still brought oranges, have you ever come back? Even if you don't go back to school, at least you have to ask me out, and let a little girl take the initiative to call you, do you think it's good?"

Uh........ it's you...... I thought .......

"Nonsense, it's not me who is you, do you think I'm your mother, you say, when will you date me, I can't wait..........."

That ..... a little late today.........

"It's not too late, it's the middle of the night," if I didn't want to get up, I couldn't even call you, you were so angry with me, I heard the phone crackling, as if I was dropping something. ”

I....Is it really okay for me to ask you out?Don't you have a partner?,It's the one in the class.,You know,I can't afford to mess with him.,I can't be a junior in any way.,You say yes.,Ergouzi took a puff of cigarette and said.。

"Fart junior, what kind of junior, I found out if you are all Shabi, why do you think I'm with that Shabi, when did I admit it, it's all passed on by your group of Shabi, and I'm so angry. ”

At this time, there was a "bang" sound from the opposite side, as if the bottle had been broken..........