Zhang Qi may be the first time to smoke this Ganoderma lucidum cigarette, and he has only heard that the taste of Ganoderma lucidum smoke is relatively strong, he lit it in his mouth, squinted his eyes, and suddenly Zhang Qi's eyes opened, and his mouth "hissed" hard, and he hurried to the small half of it, and then took the cigarette out of his mouth, and the thick smoke floated out of his mouth, and his hair smoked;

Zhang Qi also smoked the cigarette into his stomach as usual, and heard Zhang Qi's "vomit", like a little rooster crowing, his face instantly turned red, and tears suddenly flowed out, and then he began to cough violently, knocking his chest hard, like a gorilla about to get angry!!

Zhang Qi coughed for about a minute, felt like his lungs were going to cough out, sat on the ground, leaned his back against Qiang, pointed at my tears, and said with a big snot dripping down: Big brother, what kind of cigarette is this? Can you smoke this, when I first inhaled it, I didn't feel anything, it was very light;

How did this come up after a while, I have a delusion, am I sucking fire in my mouth, this is too special, it hurts my throat, I don't smoke this cigarette anymore, I can't smoke it, it's easy to me in smoking, it's really scary, Zhang Qi stepped on the remaining half of the Ganoderma lucidum in his hand with his foot, and said in a hoarse voice.

Young man, you are such a good pen, do you smoke like that, you think you are a chimney, and you dried half of it in one go, I was stunned, I thought you could suck the cigarette butt into your mouth, look, Ganoderma lucidum smoke is smoked like this, I lit it and held it in the innermost, took a puff gently, and slowly spit it out;

Roll the calf, you stay away from me, I don't care how you smoke, don't give me this kind of cigarette in the future, I really can't enjoy it, it's easy to run out of gas for me, Zhang Qi stood up and patted the dust on the groove with his hand, I glanced at Zhang Qi's buttocks, the pants were a little damp, and it was estimated that he was sitting on the urine of a certain little brother.

Rub, what's the humidity of my pants, maybe the water is spilled on the pants, Zhang Qi muttered a sentence and wiped a handful of buttocks, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then took out the red box of Ziyun cigarettes from his pocket and put it in his mouth, took a small sip, and said with a smile at the two of us: See, this is the cigarette, the one you two smoked is *............

To say that the smoke of Ganoderma lucidum is indeed very rushing, especially choking, but the most favorite of this flavor are those old cannons, especially like this kind of smoke, what is the old cannon?

The word old cannon originated in Beijing at the earliest, and there are many types of old guns, not just one, of course, the most common old cannon is the kind of bastard who is forty or fifty years old or nearly sixty years old, which refers to the mixed and played in the seventies and eighties and nineties, which is now called the big bastard, the famous and the good one;

Why do the old cannons like to smoke Ganoderma lucidum, because they think that Ganoderma lucidum smoke is flavorful, spicy enough, and fierce enough, which can remind them of the time when it was a pure era of cold weapons, all kinds of pickaxes, guns, *, if you play a little harder, you may get sawed off* or trolls.

Although the power of * is not very powerful, if you really give you a shot, you will tremble, and you have to kneel, of course, this kind of * is sold on the black market, the workmanship is relatively rough, it is easy to jam, and it is easy to hang up at the critical time, according to the short one hand, in order to hide well, you can put it in the sleeve or pin it on the waistband of the trousers;

If you don't take it short, it's a little too long, it's not easy to take at all, and it's troublesome, and the most important thing is that you can't hide it at all, and when you go to the street, people will know that you have a sound on you, although at that time the state was not so strict about fighting the underworld and eliminating evil, but it is not allowed to hide guns privately, and you will not feel good if you are caught.

Another kind of gun squirt, also called sand spray, that is, it is filled with sand, this kind of gun is not very powerful, but it is very disgusting, it may be three or five meters away, but it is sand that hits out, if you shoot in the face, then you will be disfigured, the light is the sand on the face, you can't pick it off, and the heavy face bone will break you;

Even if the power is not very great, it is not a person's body that can be thin, many old cannons have been dried by this kind of sand spray, and some of their faces are pitted, and they are all sand on the face, and some have not taken it out, and it may be that they have been dried on their knees by the sand spray.

If the knee is broken at close range, even if it is sent to the hospital, it will be a calf, it can't be finished at all, and the sand inside can't get out, it's like *, according to your leg for a while, your blood is dripping, it's not easy to sew at all, it's really disgusting....

There is also a disgusting cold weapon is a gun, this thing was particularly popular in the eighties and nineties, some raw melons and eggs, just don't want to use this thing, this is a proper tool for school;

You have to do it yourself, get a steel pipe of about the same thickness, cut a suitable length, and weld a long hair similar to the ancient one at the top, if it is pierced by a shot, the blood will flow out, and it will flow out along the steel pipe below, this thing is easy to kill, that is, some outlaws, people who have committed big crimes are willing to use this thing.

There is also a kind of people who like to smoke Ganoderma lucidum, which is also time-shared, that is, the kind of person who wants to tattoo a large area, especially painful, if a Ganoderma lucidum comes at that time, it will not hurt so much, Ganoderma lucidum smoke can anesthetize people's nerves......

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Last night I lay on my clothes and couldn't sleep, remembering that I had watched a movie, but I forgot what the name was, an old cannon in his forties was going out to run errands, before running errands, he leaned under the street lamp alone, took out a Ganoderma lucidum, put it in his mouth, lit it and inhaled it vigorously, and then slowly spit out smoke;

took out a handful of * from the back waist and slowly disappeared into the night, that scene was so handsome, too enjoyable, this morning I took Li Yuan to buy a box of Ganoderma lucidum cigarettes to taste, no, Zhang Qi, you are very blessed, smoked the first cigarette of this box of Ganoderma lucidum.

Grandma is a bear, Zhang Feng, why are you using me as a guinea pig? Use me as an experiment, but there is really you, grass, now I still feel that my lungs are burning like fire, I am dumb when I speak, Zhang Qi smiled hoarsely, and flicked the cigarette butt in his hand at me!!

I dodged with a smile, then took a sip of Ganoderma lucidum smoke, and asked Zhang Qi: Zhang Qi, do you know pizza?

I've heard of it, and I've eaten it, it tastes pretty good, it's just a little unaccustomed, and it's not suitable for drinking beer when eating pizza, if you can eat two cloves of garlic, it's good to think about it, Zhang Qi walked to the side of the urinal and began to release water;

Why don't you say that you are eating pork stewed vermicelli and drinking red wine, I really look down on you, despise you, I have never seen the world, Li Yuan threw away the Lingzhi cigarette in his hand and pouted at Zhang Qi, looking down on him.

"You know a hairy egg, I like to eat like this, what's the matter?" Zhang Qi muttered and shook his body and turned around. ”

"Do you two know how pizza is made?" I asked, smiling. ”

"I don't know, I'm not a chef," Zhang Qi shook his head. ”

"What, will you do it?" Li Yuan asked. ”

I can't say that I can do it, I can only say that I know a little bit about it, that is, I buy a bag, and then put it on the fire to roast it, and I am looking for someone who has drunk too much....

Wait, what are you talking about? What are you doing with a person who drinks a lot of pizza? Just drink two taels of pizza? Zhang Qi said a long sentence;

Drink a poop, and drink two taels, why don't you half a catty, do you think, isn't there a variety of dishes on the pizza, don't people who drink too much will vomit, and the inside of the bag is sunken, people who drink a lot "wow" spit it out, and it can't flow out, and when it dries, isn't it pizza, and then the pizza is ready, maybe it can really be in the whole two taels!!

"Vomit"...Zhang Qi retched and said: Are you sure that this thing is pizza?

"I'm not sure, I'm just hearsay, there may be some adulteration, you can't take it seriously, you should eat, you should drink, and the pizza is delicious, there is soup and water, and it is slimy, and the taste is not bad." ”

That's it, I don't feel anything, I'm afraid that you two will rob it, Zhang Qi ate the bag in one bite, Zhang Feng ate the vomit, so what should I eat, it seems that I can only drink some soup with a straw, hey, Li Yuan shook his head with a disappointed face!!

"I Grass"

"Nature"

I thought Zhang Qi and I were disgusting enough, but I didn't expect you to be more disgusting, and you especially wanted to drink some soup, it's disgusting to think about, I can't stand you, please stay away from me, I'm prone to nausea, I hurriedly waved my hand.

Okay, don't talk about the calf, I came back last night to inquire about the kid who cleaned you that day, his name is Zhou Ke, he doesn't have any special ability, so he led a few people in the class to mess around, and he has a good relationship with Zhu Chen, he can't get on the table, a basket, when are you going to find the field, clean up him, Zhang Qi asked;

Wait for two days, I have a hard time raising my arms, and now when I walk, my back hurts, and I can't give full play to my ability at all, so that they are bouncing for a few days, and when the time comes, they will be cleaning them up, this time I have to play a little ruthlessly, not ruthless, they have no memory.

"Okay, then it's decided, when the time comes, summon him and go directly. ”

After chatting in the toilet for a while, the three of us went back to class, and when we returned to class, we saw that the head teacher didn't know when I had arrived in class, and was sitting on the stool on the podium, looking down at the book, with a gloomy face, and the students in the class all lowered their heads and pretended to study.......