The two of us stood at the door, seeing this atmosphere, my heart was a little abrupt, quite trembling, I smoothed my chest with my hand, took a deep breath, glanced at Li Yuan, and whispered: Go in with my brother, don't talk, I'll say, let's come back late, it's easy to be cleaned up by the head teacher;

What's the matter, I have a little cramp in my legs and stomach, Li Yuan said boldly.

It's okay, look at me, today I will use my three-inch tongue to conquer our homeroom teacher for her, after saying that, I waved my hand at Li Yuan, I knocked lightly on the door, and stomped into the class with small steps.

"Teacher" that, we are a little upset, come back a little late, teacher, I promise not next time, no..... there will be no next time, teacher, I am willing to accept the punishment, I lowered my head and whispered, Li Yuan looked at me and lowered his head, he hurriedly lowered his head, and kept rubbing his hands, I was disgusted when I looked at it....

"I don't know what he's rubbing there, I glanced at it, this guy actually rubbed out the mud ball, and even kept twisting it with his hand, changing the shape in his hand, I'm a little skeptical now, just now in the toilet, Li Yuan didn't pee on his hand, peeing at this young age began to be bored, and he couldn't pee a pants in a few years. ”

The head teacher put down the book in his hand, raised his head and glanced at the two of us, and frowned slightly: Is there such a coincidence?

"Teacher, that's the case, the two of us ate Malatang together at noon, maybe a little unhygienic, so I had a stomach upset, I didn't expect that there were not enough paper towels when I went to the toilet, so I asked Li Yuan to help me buy a pack of paper, teacher, I'm really sorry, there will definitely be no next time." ”

"Hehe, I didn't expect you two to be brothers and sisters, it can be regarded as a blessing to share, and there are difficulties to share, okay, go back, go out less to eat that kind of unhygienic thing in the future, and go to the canteen to eat more, although it is not very delicious, but at least it is much more hygienic, and the food is very assured. ”

Thank you, teacher, I bent down slightly, and hurriedly returned to my seat with Li Yuan, I touched my little heart that was beating rapidly and said: It's so dangerous, I didn't expect the head teacher to say anything, this is really a big disaster, there will be a blessing in the future;

"Well, that's right, I'm going to be scared, I didn't see that the head teacher's face was gloomy as soon as he came in, and he was about to scare me, and he broke out in a cold sweat, Li Yuan wiped a handful of sweat stains that didn't exist on his face. ”

"Little fat man, when did the head teacher come back, what did you say?" I secretly turned around and asked the little fat man. ”

"She came after class for a while, and then sat there, and didn't speak, that is, just now the two of you came back, she spoke, but I have a hunch that the head teacher is about to explode in a while, and now it's quiet and a little scary, let's stop talking, otherwise it will be easy to clean up after a while, the little fat man covered his mouth and replied softly. ”

"Cough..."The head teacher coughed suddenly, not the kind of normal cough, but a hint, it seems that the storm is coming, I hurriedly turned around, picked up a book and read it, but this environment is very suitable for learning, if I keep this atmosphere, I am sure that even if I can't get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, I will be admitted to Harbin Institute of Technology and other institutions. ”

At this time, the head teacher stood up, looked at the students in the class, and then came down and began to stroll, walked around every corner of the class, looked around, when I went to school, I was most afraid of self-study when the head teacher came down to walk, every time I walked near me, I was a little scared, especially when I secretly played with my mobile phone, I was suddenly scared to sweat;

Why is it so stopped now, there is no movement at all, no longer speaks, all studying, who is fighting in the class in the morning, he walked over, the head teacher walked to the podium, put his hands in front of his chest, glanced and said.

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The class is still quiet, the students are looking at each other, at this time the weak heart can be seen, those who have not fought will definitely talk quietly, those who fight must have their heads down, or pretend to read, do not speak, do not look around, and their faces must be red, and their palms are sweaty;

I finally asked again, who was fighting, and I would name them without saying anything, and all those I named were sent to the Academic Affairs Office, so that the Dean of Education could clean you up, and I couldn't control you anyway, so I had to find someone else, and I believe that the Dean of Education must have a way to manage you.

You have been fighting wars again and again, and you have been naughty and causing trouble again and again, I don't know what this is? This is a school, a place for learning, not a place for fighting, I used to be considerate of you everywhere, forgive you, and give you opportunities, but what about you, how do you do it? I have also thought about it, even if I offend you, I will rectify the atmosphere of the class, do I think it is your family?

It's a big deal that I'm the head teacher, and I don't want to earn that little subsidy money, whoever wants to do it will do it, the head teacher trembled angrily, gritted his silver teeth, picked up a book and fell on the table with a "bang".

"Teacher, I'm fighting, Cui Yang stood up, lowered his head and said. ”

"Teacher, I also fought, and Yang Yu also stood up. ”

I thought that Zhu Chen and the rest of the group would also stand up, but I didn't expect to stand up, just sit in the back, look at the book with a serious face, don't you still raise your head, look at the roof of the shed and mumble quietly, probably pretending to be a text.

Suddenly, the head teacher "snorted" in a voice, pointed to the back and shouted: Zhu Chen, what are you pretending to be for me there, come over for me, and you at the same table, and the few behind you, come over to me, don't study with your head down, what are you pretending to be, what are you doing earlier, if you are willing to study, can you run to the back and sit?

Old... Teacher, Zhu Chen stood up with a smile on his fiery red hair, and a few of them also walked over, a beautiful scenery walked in the class, Zhu Chen and Da Ma were like small red peppers, the whole was red, Da Ma made a signature action, wiped the big snot with his sleeve, and then sucked hard;

Tell me, what's going on, why is there a war? Is it a little wild to take a two-day vacation, and you haven't played enough outside, so you have come to school to toss? The head teacher asked with a glare.

No, teacher, you misunderstood, we didn't fight, we just played, they didn't stand still, they fell, they really didn't fight, I don't believe you asked them, Zhu Chen smiled and pointed at Cui Yang and Yang Yu and said.

"Is that so?"

Cui Yang and Yang Yu hesitated for a long time, and finally Cui Yang opened his mouth: No, Zhu Chen found fault with him, I just accidentally bumped into him, I have already apologized to him, he led a few of them up and beat me, Yang Yu came to fight, and was also beaten by them, teacher, look at our faces, they all beat me.

Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, aren't we just joking, how can we still lie to the teacher, it's not right to do this, Zhu Chen winked at Cui Yang.

"That's enough, Zhu Chen, don't talk nonsense there, don't you think I know, there are already students in the class who have told me, I already know what's going on, you still make it up? How many times have you done this?

"Teacher, really no, what Zhu Chen said is right, we are just joking, unlike what Cui Yang said, he lied to you, Da Ma wiped a handful of snot and said vaguely, a little rhinitis. ”

You don't have anything, you know no, did I ask you, stop waiting, the head teacher scolded Da Ma angrily and then pointed at Zhu Chen: Dye your red hair back for me tomorrow, or you will shave it for me, you know?

"Teacher, can I not shave, it doesn't look good if it's shaved, it affects the image too much, Zhu Chen shrunk his neck. ”

"Bang" The head teacher slapped a big mouth on Zhu Chen's face, then it was called, Zhu Chen's face instantly had five slender finger prints, Zhu Chen was stunned for a while, and he didn't hold back his words for a long time, it is estimated that he didn't expect the head teacher to beat him, and the head teacher was still very oriented towards him before.

Zhu Chen, did I give you some face? When school first started, it was you who provoked trouble first, how many times did you fight? Don't you count it in your heart? And the female classmates who harassed our class are also you, you want to fall in love at a young age, what do you think, if you want to get married, then go home quickly, don't waste time here;

The more the head teacher talked, the more angry he became, and finally directly picked up the whip and hit everyone on the palm of their hands a few times, Zhu Chen and they screamed, especially Da Ma, opened his big mouth "Mom", which scared us, this also has its own bass and reverberation, and the whole class echoed with Da Ma's "Mom......

The homeroom teacher gave them a final warning, if she was caught, they should either send it to the dean of students, or send it to the principal's office, and asked each of them to write a review and read it aloud in front of the class tomorrow.

After the head teacher cleaned up Zhu Chen, they walked out angrily, and they didn't even go to class, this time the head teacher walked out, and no one in the class spoke, and they all knew that the head teacher was willing to watch secretly from the window at this time, and no one dared to pull the calf at this time, it was really easy to get hurt.

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When I returned to my place of residence in the evening, I saw Xiao Meng holding a new mobile phone in his hand, the screen was quite large, and he was carrying a stylus, standing on the table and not knowing who to call, and shouting: Hey, who is it? It's me, have you eaten...... Ah, I just got out of the shower...."

"Okay, hurry up and get a few handfuls down, there is no mobile phone card in the mobile phone, you pretend to be a hairy egg, feed a poop there, your mobile phone can still penetrate the signal to Mars without a card, Qi Tian directly pulled Xiao Meng off the table. ”