Text Chapter 285 Bringing the Storm Girl Together?
Yang Meng's eyes widened after listening to Xiao Peng's diet: "I'll take it, isn't this a virtue with Somali pirates?"
Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng's shoulder: "Congratulations, you have a brain and know how to think." What do you think they're a good thing about?"
Yang Meng's eyes glared: "their grandmother, let Wang Long and them quickly close the net, I will sink them one by one! Nima's small boat of dozens of tons came here to show off his might? I don't know how big the tonnage of our ship is, right? With a ship of dozens of tons coming to trouble our ship, how did they have the courage?"
Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng: "You know that there are howitzers on the coast guard ship." You're cool to blow it up and sink it?"
Yang Meng snorted: "Then what do you mean? Just let them arrest us? Arrest the Chinese people in Huaxia's territorial waters? They are going crazy!"
Xiao Peng smiled coldly: "Then they also need to have this ability." After speaking, Xiao Peng picked up the radio broadcast on the ship: "Wang Long, speed up the speed of compartment division, and the plastic surgery national coast guard ship is here." Everyone is done with their work and go back to the cabin! Again, speed comes first!"
Not long after the broadcast was broadcast, Wang Lung hurriedly rushed into the cockpit: "Boss, what's the matter?
Xiao Peng has been on the sea level and is heading towards his facelifted national coast guard ship: "No, it's already here." β
Wang Long's eyes showed a fierce light: "Boss, let's do it with them, I have been prepared for a long time." We've got guys on board!"
"Is there a guy?" Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng with a puzzled expression, the weapons and equipment of the Qianliyan Sea Training Ground were guarded by Yang Meng.
Yang Meng smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this also prepared? Who made you too good at causing troubleγγγγγγ β
"Nima!" Xiao Peng directly burst into foul language: "When did I get into trouble? It's all about messing with us, okay? Put those weapons away, you remember, we don't need to bring weapons in the near sea." Put away all the weapons, you can't use them against these coast guard ships. Wang Long, you asked the brothers to speed up the cabin division. Mengzi, you open all the camera equipment on the ship, I have a high-definition DV on my bedside table, you can also bring it, we will record the whole process today. β
"What are you doing with it? Get used to their problems, just get them right!" Yang Meng said fiercely.
Xiao Peng kicked Yang Meng's buttocks: "Mess around, you know every day, you won't use your brains? Where is this? Huaxia territorial waters! I want them to walk around without eating, so you can do as I say!"
Yang Meng rubbed his buttocks, muttered and went to the cabin, and walked back with a DV for a while, Xiao Peng took the DV, first took a satellite chart, recorded his current location, and patted the stick coast guard ship outside the window that was approaching him, and then said in a nervous expression: " If anyone sees this video footage, then maybe I have suffered misfortune, I am Xiao Peng, a Chinese fisherman, and I am currently conducting legal fishing operations in China's territorial waters, but just now, I found that several plastic surgery national coast guard ships are heading towards us. I don't know what they're going to do next, but it's clearly ill-intentioned. I leave this video as evidence, and if I really suffer misfortune, I hope you can prove my innocence with this!"
After the recording, Xiao Peng turned off the DV and grinned at Yang Meng: "How is it?
Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "Chaplin is at this level when he is alive." β
Xiao Peng: "Get out, Chaplin, that's a comedian, I just performed it in a thriller's way!"
Yang Meng said lightly: "Do you think you didn't perform a comedy just now?"
Xiao Peng"γγγγγγγ Why don't I do it all over again?"
Yang Meng stretched: "Forget it, let's shoot me, I'm much better than your acting skills." β
"Get out, you dare to be in the limelight!"
The two of them were still giggling there, not nervous at all because of the arrival of the plastic surgery national coast guard ship.
The coast guard ship was not of much tonnage, but it was really fast, and it didn't take long for it to come near the Vladimir. Wang Long's compartment was also just finished, Wang Lung asked everyone to return to the cabin, and he ran to the cockpit and stayed with Xiao Peng and Yang Meng.
"Boss, what are you going to do next?" As soon as Wang Long finished speaking, the loudspeaker on the ship of the plastic surgery country's coast guard repeatedly sounded in the Chinese language: "Fishing boats that are operating, the sea area you are in now is the territorial waters of our plastic surgery country, please immediately stop the fish theft activities! And immediately stop the boat, accept the inspection of the plastic surgery country's coast guard, and do not make unnecessary resistance! Now any act of resistance by you will be regarded as a provocation to the sovereignty of China's territorial waters, and we have the right to open fire!"
As soon as Yang Meng heard the burning man, he rushed to the rudder with a strong stride: "Nima gave you face, I'll kill you!"
Xiao Peng grabbed him: "Hit a fart, let's park the boat here, who of them can come up?" Come, take the DV and be a cameraman for me, Wang Long, you hurry back to the cabin, appease the brothers in the cabin, and tell them to watch TV and listen to music in the cabin, there will be nothing wrong here!"
Wang Lung wanted to say something, but Xiao Peng waved his hand directly, Wang Lung stomped his feet, and returned to the lower cabin in a huff.
This is the stick coast guard ship has already attacked the Vladimir with water cannons.
Of course, this is no less than a tickle for the Vladimir, which can only make the hull shake slightly.
Xiao Peng handed the DV to Yang Meng: "If I wave my hand for a while, you will turn off the DV." Understood?"
Yang Meng whispered: "It's really troublesome." But he did so, and pointed the DV at Xiao Peng.
When Xiao Peng saw the object of the DV, he immediately looked frightened: "God! Buddha! Jade Emperor! The plastic surgery of the national coast guard ship attacked the Chinese fishing boat in the territorial waters of China! Everyone, look at the satellite positioning! I'm not talking nonsense! This is Chiguoguo's aggression! Look, they are attacking us with water cannons. We don't know how long we can hold out, but believe us, we, as Chinese people, will not lose face for our motherland at any time!"
Yang Meng understood, ran to the window with the DV, and filmed the picture of the Vladimir being attacked with water cannons.
Xiao Peng waved his hand, and Yang Meng directly turned off the DV: "Everything that should be recorded has been recorded, what are you going to do next? It's time to hit them, right?"
Xiao Peng's mouth twitched when he heard this: "Hit a fart, it's my performance time next." β
Yang Meng asked curiously, "How do you perform?"
Xiao Peng said: "Turn off all the camera systems on the ship, keep an eye on the cabin, don't let others see it, now is the time to witness the miracle." β
When Yang Meng heard this, he directly turned off the ship's monitoring system and stood at the door of the cockpit to sentry Xiao Peng.
I saw Xiao Peng close his eyes and stretch out his hands to draw strange patterns in the air.
"Drink!" Xiao Peng let out a loud sigh and opened his eyes.
Yang Meng looked at it and screamed: "Hey, why did you even get out of the storm girl?"
What Xiao Peng used just now was the witchcraft "Longitudinal Sea Technique" in the "Xuan Ming Chapter". As the god of the sea, can the ancestor witch Xuanming not master the ability to turn over the river and the sea?
He is now a hairy man, so naturally he can't have fluttering hair like the Storm Girl in the movie, but at this moment, he can't see black eyeballs in his eyes, and the entire eye socket is white, which is exactly the same as the Storm Girl.
When Yang Meng was still shocked, a strange force burst out from Xiao Peng's body, shaking Yang Meng to the side. Xiao Peng immediately collapsed to the ground.
Yang Meng hurriedly got up from the ground and helped Xiao Peng to the chair: "Xiao Peng, are you okay?"
Xiao Peng slowly opened his eyes, and at this time he had returned to normal, but his face was pale and bloodless. looked very weak: "I'm fine, find me something to eat, I'm just a little weak." β
The longitudinal sea technique is still too overloaded for Xiao Peng now, and Xiao Peng can only launch it with all his magical power. Now he is running out of mana. You need to hurry up and use the whale swallowing technique to eat something to replenish your magic power.
Yang Meng found a few pieces of chocolate from the snack box. After Xiao Peng ate it, he used the whale swallowing technique to restore his magic power, and his face looked better.
Yang Meng saw that Xiao Peng was fine, and touched Xiao Peng's head: "Brother, you are too amazing." That master of yours isn't a god, is he?"
Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng: "What's the matter? Are you scared again? You won't take me as a monster, right?"
Yang Meng laughed: "Please, if you want to talk about monsters, I'm not a monster now? I myself think my strength is terrible, and I also practice the Five Fowl Opera, why doesn't Lao Pan have so much strength? I don't want to use my brain, but it doesn't mean I'm stupid, I know that I must have something to do with you now, but why do I think so much? I just need to know, you won't hurt me?"
Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng's shoulder: "Okay, don't say anything, good brother." β
Yang Meng looked out the window: "Xiao Peng, don't blame me for pouring cold water, why did you work so hard, it's still calm outside." β
Xiao Peng stood up, pretending to be forced, and learned from Jiang Wen in the movie "Let the Bullets Fly": "Let the little wind blow for a while." β
As soon as Xiao Peng finished speaking, the sky was clear, but a muffled thunder suddenly sounded, and the sea that was calm just now suddenly began to rise together, and the waves were getting higher and higher.
Xiao Peng picked up the radio with a smile: "Brothers in the cabin, prepare for the waves, the sea is starting to have wind and waves." β
Not long after he finished speaking, there was the sound of rubbling footsteps in the cabin. When Xiao Peng saw it, Wang Lung and the other crew members all ran over: "Boss, it's a wave? God has opened his eyes and killed those sticks!"
Xiao Peng glanced at Wang Long: "Why don't you hurry up and prepare for reinforcement, what are you running up for?"
Wang Lung smiled and said, "Boss, let's take a look at the excitement." β
"Look at the fart and go back, I can't squeeze it here. Xiao Peng drove everyone back, but Wang Lung didn't leave, he had to be a cameraman and shoot all this.
Xiao Peng thinks about it, Yang Meng wants to be at the helm, and he wants to rest. Then let Wang Lung be the cameraman.
It's good to take pictures of the miserable appearance of the coast guard.
If you sell it to Press TV, you can still make some money, right?
That's a good idea, even if the money is less, flies are also meat!