The wind and waves at sea are getting stronger and stronger, and even the Vladimir is already shaking violently.

You know, the Vladimir's maximum wind resistance is that it can withstand 11 winds! What is this concept? 12 winds are typhoons.

The Vladimir is so struggling in the wind and waves, and the coast guards of those plastic surgery countries are already crying for their fathers and mothers. Two of the three coast guard ships collided and sank quickly. Fortunately, thanks to the rescue of the last person on the coast guard ship, he did not die at the bottom of the sea. The only remaining coast guard ship desperately sent a distress signal to the Vladimir.

"Are they stupid? They bombarded us with water cannons just now, and now they want us to save them? What are they doing? Let's go, that ship won't last long. Yang Meng looked at the distress signal of the plastic surgery national coast guard ship and said contemptuously.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "You, you're just too careful, don't you know that when you see a ship asking for help at sea, you have to lend a hand?" Wang Long, you go and operate the boom, send the steel cable on the winch to the plastic surgery national coast guard ship, and let them fix it." ”

Yang Meng looked at Xiao Peng: "I really didn't see it, you are a saint? According to me, just throw them here and let them feed the fish directly." ”

Xiao Peng didn't answer, but stared at the coast guard ship, watching the people on the coast guard ship fix the steel cable on the coast guard ship, and give Xiao Peng a thumbs up, meaning that it has been fixed.

Yang Meng sighed and was about to start the boat to leave this sea area, but Xiao Peng stopped him: "What are you going to do?"

Yang Meng's tone was puzzled: "You give them steel cable reinforcement, isn't it just to get them out of this sea area?"

Xiao Peng nodded, "Yes, you're right, but not now." ”

Yang Meng was completely confused, and he didn't understand what Xiao Peng wanted to do.

Xiao Peng sat back on the recliner, just as Wang Lung ran back wet and wet, Xiao Peng threw him a cigarette: "It's hard work, smoke a cigarette, Mengzi, find a dry blanket for Wang Lung to warm up." ”

The temperature of the sea in April is really not high. Wang Lung went out to pass the steel cable, but it was not lightly frozen.

Yang Meng found a blanket for Wang Lung and made him a cup of coffee: "Wang Lung, drink something to warm up, if you catch a cold, blame Xiao Peng, yes, he arranged this job for you." Who made our boss a saint? ”

Wang Lung was just about to say something, but suddenly pointed out the window: "It's over!

Everyone saw that the stick coast guard boat finally couldn't hold on, and was hit by a wave to the side of the ship, and after shaking a few times, it finally rolled over into the sea.

Xiao Peng looked at it and jumped up from the recliner: "Let's go, go home!"

Yang Meng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then he reacted: "Damn, you are so bad!"

Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng: "Wang Lung went out just now, this time you go out, let the trawl out, those coast guards who fell into the water know how to grab the trawl as long as they are not stupid, don't say we won't save them." ”

Yang Meng said indignantly: "How come I know a person like you, and the communiqué is still justified?" But despite saying this, he still got out of the cockpit and put down the trawl. Seeing the coast guard in the water, he grabbed the fishing net before walking back to the cockpit: "Okay, it's done." ”

Wang Lung laughed: "Boss, let's go, this trip to the sea has made a lot of money, although there is no liquidation, but I caught a coast guard ship, you say, with our video materials and this boat, how much money can we knock their government?"

Xiao Peng smiled evilly: "What are you doing knocking them out of money? We lack that money? You still don't know me? If you want to toss, just toss it!"

Wang Lung was confused: "Boss, how are you going to toss?"

Yang Meng dried himself at this time, changed into a set of dry clothes and walked over, and when he heard Xiao Peng say this, he picked up the satellite phone and handed it to Xiao Peng. Then sail straight back to the ship.

Xiao Peng took the satellite phone, looked at Yang Meng and said, "I really don't know what to say, are you as stupid as a pig or as fine as a monkey? How do you know what I want to do?"

Yang Meng gave him a middle finger and drove the boat back directly.

When Wang Lung was still unknown, Xiao Peng had already picked up the satellite phone and dialed a number: "Hey, Uncle Yin, I need support, I met a pirate in the Huaxia Sea who was dressed as a plastic surgery national coast guard." ”

Yin Chongde on the other end of the phone thought that Xiao Peng was joking: "What are you kid talking nonsense?

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "Uncle Yin, I'm really not joking, the pirate ship has already let me tow it back, and there are twenty or thirty pirates who have fallen into the water, I don't know if there are any fish to feed, anyway, they are all soaking in the sea." ”

When Yin Chongde heard this, he also became serious: "What the hell is going on?"

Xiao Peng added fuel and vinegar to tell Yin Chongde what happened today: "Uncle Yin, you don't know, I can be regarded as a catastrophe today, I was fishing in our country's waters, and suddenly three plastic surgery coast guard ships came, forced us to stop, and attacked me with water cannons, I really thought it was the plastic surgery national coast guard at first, but then I thought about it, things are not right, how dare their coast guard go to our waters to enforce the law, it must be a pirate who dresses up as plastic surgery national coast guard!" When I didn't know what to do, there was a storm at sea, and the two of their ships collided and sank, and the other also overturned on its side, and I was dragged back. ”

Yin Chongde listened to the clouds and mountains and fog, how to listen to it and feel that things were a little wrong.

Xiao Peng directly sent his return route to Yin Chongde: "Uncle Yin, hurry up, this is a military achievement." ”

"You kid tell me the truth, is that the plastic surgery national coast guard?" asked Yin Chongde.

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Okay, Uncle Yin, don't worry, I have evidence here, they attacked me in our country's territorial waters." This time they don't want to have a good fruit to eat. ”

When Yin Chongde heard this, he slapped his thigh hard and stood up: "Are you sure that there is evidence? Then you will do a good job! I will come back to give you a great credit! This group of grandchildren, just because our country's coast guard ships are far away, I don't know how many things they have done to oppress our country's fishermen." This time we can clean them up. You're on course, and I'll send a warship to meet you. ”

Xiao Peng said: "Then there is Uncle Lao Yin." ”

Yin Chongde smiled even more happily: "Xiao Xiao, you don't know, this group of grandsons didn't read the yellow calendar today." Just now I got the news that the western part of the plastic surgery country was hit by a tsunami, Gwangju and Jeju Island suffered heavy losses, especially the Hyuga Reef, and the scientific research base that was finally built on it was directly washed away by the waves, and the lives and deaths of the four people on it are unknown. Let them have nothing to do to grab the turf. God can't even see it. ”

"Haha, I can only say that they deserve it! God is telling them that Hyuga Reef is the chassis of our Huaxia. Xiao Peng was also happy to hear the news.

The two chatted a few more words and hung up the phone.

Yang Meng asked, "What did you talk to Lao Yin about just now?

Xiao Peng said happily: "The stick has encountered a tsunami." I heard that the loss was not small, and the scientific research base of Hyuga Reef was directly washed away. ”

Yang Meng thought for a while: "Isn't it related to this storm here?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "How is this possible, how big is the wind and waves here。。。。。。 Speaking of this, Xiao Peng's words came to an abrupt end, I go, it may really have something to do with me! This damn butterfly effect!

But don't blame me, who let you coast guard ships find death?

A few days later, in Kyoto, in an ordinary courtyard. Two old men were sitting in the house drinking tea and chatting.

Although the courtyard is old and ordinary, ordinary people can't get close to it at all.

The security here is so meticulous that even if a mosquito flies in, people can tell whether it is a single eyelid or a double eyelid.

Although the two old men were both drinking tea, their expressions were very different, one was elated, and the other was sad.

It was Sun Lao who was elated, and it was Lu Lao who was worried.

"This Xiao Peng, this is a problem for us. Lu Lao sighed.

Sun Lao didn't think so: "What kind of problem is this? According to me, this kid has done this thing beautifully! You haven't read the video file sent, the evidence is conclusive, look at what the stick says this time!"

Lu Lao still had a sad face: "You didn't read the report? This time, that kid dragged a coast guard boat back, not to mention, none of the plastic surgery national coast guards who fell into the water did not rescue them, and threw a fishing net to make trouble." By the time the warships of the Beiyang Fleet picked him up, seven coast guards were missing. You don't even have to think about it, you must have gone to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish. ”

Sun Lao took a sip of tea, but he still looked excited: "Xiao Peng is not wrong to do this, what should I do if the wind and waves were so strong at that time, what should I do if I rashly approached the collision incident? Didn't I save more than 20 people? Who has any opinions?"

Lu Lao frowned even more when he heard this: "This kid is too ruthless this time." We were too slow to respond to the video of the clash on the Internet, and now it has been spread all over the Internet, and now the sentiment of the hostile plastic surgery country is rising across the country. The anti-plastic surgery trend caused by the THAAD incident a few days ago has not passed, which is adding fuel to the fire. Prone to mass incidents. ”

Sun Lao waved his hand at Lu Lao: "Lao Lu, I have two opinions with you on this matter." The plastic surgery country is now facing a new presidential election, and we are taking this opportunity to crack down on the economy of the plastic surgery country and promote the pro-China candidate to come to power. According to me, Xiao Peng's matter should not only not be suppressed, but should also be made to make a mess of things, so that the more things will be affected. ”

When Lu Lao heard this, he snorted coldly: "He is still messing around enough, and it is just a stick coast guard ship that is dragged back, this rabbit cub turned this coast guard ship into a public toilet, and dragged it to the most prosperous seaside tourist attraction on Qindao and parked it, saying that it is a free public toilet open for the convenience of tourists, and now it is about to become a tourist attraction in Qindao." Countless tourists went to take pictures everywhere, and I felt stinky when I looked at the photos. ”