Chapter 37: What Do You Call Me?

Walking into the room, Zhang Shan looked at the environment in the room with satisfaction, although the furniture was old, it was clean and tidy, and she also bought a small coffee table. The quilt in the bedroom was also folded into a tofu block from the barracks (my bedroom door was open to let in sunlight and fresh air).

Last night I raided with my son. When I was in my hometown, our three brothers did it, and when we finished the work, we stole my father's Jianzhuang wine to drink. The second child has the best amount of wine, once drank 3 bottles, the eldest (small) can also drink two catties, I am the worst, 1 and a half bottles.

"Hey, old woman, why has my wine been brewing so fast in the past two days?" Daddy looked at the wine cabinet with a blank expression.

On the coffee table are a 100ml glass cup and strainer, a matching 500ml teapot, and four 120ml glass teacups. On the far left, there is a glassware for washing teacups and a handful of tweezers.

The old Banzhang "Big Leaf Wild Ancient Tree Tea" tea cake has been opened, a pair of stainless steel tongs are placed next to it, and the glass gauge reflects a faint ray of sunlight obliquely shining on a winter morning.

In addition, rock sugar oranges (hometown specialties sent by my mother), Korla fragrant pears, Xishuangbanna apples and mangos, as well as melon seeds, peanuts and white rabbit toffee.

"Junjun", Zhang Shan really doesn't regard herself as an outsider, and her title is so intimate. "This is my father, Mr. Zhang Weiyi. ”

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A middle-aged man in a beige suede jacket, a plaid shirt, silver-gray trousers, and brown-red leather shoes, aged about 48 or 9 years old, and about 180 tall.

Looking at the cool motorcycle style from the sound country, I feel a little North American

The way it looks.

If he wears jeans and a hat, I don't doubt that he is a cowboy in the western part of the country.

"Hello uncle, welcome to the Humble House. I'm Liu Dajun. I hurriedly stepped forward and greeted warmly (although I, who was 175 years old, was a little shorter in front of him).

"The humble house is well deserved. The middle-aged man said as he stretched out his hand, and the moment he held me, he suddenly exerted force. His hand was bigger than mine and clamped my left hand hard like a pincer.

"Yes, uncle. I immediately injected my true qi, flipped my wrist, clasped his tiger's mouth with a dragon-shaped palm, and then quickly used the technique of poking and collapsing, and in a moment, he felt that his palm was numb, painful, and hot and suddenly let go.

"Awesome, Xiao Liu, what kind of martial arts are you?" It is estimated that he also practiced it when he was young, so he asked.

"Xingyi Baguazhang, uncle, I have conceded. "I clasped my fists and saluted.

"Hahaha, in New York, I still call myself a master, and today I learned that there is a sky outside the sky. ”

The middle-aged man said excitedly.

"Lao Zhang, don't patronize the competition, I don't know the situation of Shanshan's friends yet. ”

Next to a purple mink coat (not the exaggerated lapel type, but a low-necked fit), the short-haired woman spoke, well-maintained, looked like 35 or 6 years old, eyebrows and Zhang Shan were carved out like a mold, but a little more mature charm.

"Hello Auntie, my name is Liu Dajun, the accountant of the auto repair shop. I hurriedly turned around and said respectfully.

"Okay, huh, you're a, accountant?"

Auntie's smile froze a little.

"Mom, don't listen to his modesty. He is the financial director of our company, and the 4S store is a part-time job. Zhang Shan was afraid that her parents would have a bad first impression of me, so she quickly corrected it. "Junjun, this is my mother, Lin Qijie's beauty, is she more beautiful than me?"

After saying that, he winked at me.

"Ah, Aunt Lin is good. It's all beautiful, I thought it was Xiaoshan's sister. "I immediately gave a small slap.

I think I have a high emotional intelligence, I don't offend both sides, and I please both sides.

In the evening, Zhang Shan still complained, "Why don't you call Qingqing?" and Xiaoshan (Tianfu dialect, can't roll the tongue, pronounced the same as "three"), I hate Xiaosan the most"!

The buddy explained again, saying, "When we met for the first time, I didn't dare to call you too affectionately, for fear that your parents would suspect that the two of us were in that step."

"Are you trying to say that you're not there yet?

After saying that, as if he noticed something, his face turned even redder, but this time he was blushing.

"Nong, how can you be a Kashenhua (you are too good at talking and polite), you are old. Aunt Lin smiled.

"Not old at all, please take a seat. Uncle and aunt. ”

After I invited them to take a seat, I beckoned Shanshan to bring candy to her parents and eat melon seeds.

"Uncle, aunt, let's try Pu'er tea. ”

"Okay. The uncle said proudly, and the aunt nodded reservedly.

Sitting in the small living room, I brewed the old Banzhang Pu'er ancient tree tea for the delegation, which I am usually reluctant to drink (sent by the Yangtze River, and solemnly told me to taste it slowly, more than 20,000 pounds, the best Pu'er tea).

I first cut off the tea cake with tongs, pounded it into a thin piece the size of a fingernail in a meter, and put 32 grams of raw tea in the strainer at a ratio of 8 grams per 100ml of water.

Then, I put the strainer in the teapot and got up to bring the Supor stainless steel kettle from the kitchen.

When the boiling water poured into the teapot about 400ml, I stopped, used tweezers to clip the fair cup and 4 glasses into the glassware, and then, after rinsing it with boiling water for a while, took it out and put it on the coffee table.

Look at the watch, and after a total of 30 seconds, take out the strainer and pour the water after the tea into the glassware.

Then, put the filter on top of the teapot, get up and go to the kitchen to get the boiling water from another iron teapot, brew for 5 seconds, and pour it into the teapot.

After measuring it with a fair cup, pour it into the flat round glass teacup with handle in front of everyone.

"Please uncle and aunt to have tea, Zhang Shan, you also please. "I made a gesture that I thought was handsome.

"Ah, what do you call me?" Zhang Shan's face was frosty, and she finally couldn't help it. "Forgot the appointment again, huh?"

"Oh, Qingqing, please drink tea. I said in a very low voice, after all, the first time I met her parents, I don't know if they get along, or don't seem too affectionate.

"I didn't hear you, be louder. "Xiao Ni is not relenting.

"Comrade Qingqing, please drink tea. I had to amplify my voice and watch his parents react.

"Hahaha," Aunt Lin laughed first. "Girl, do it. ”

"Mom, he's disobedient. You've got to help me. The daughter snuggled up to her mother shyly.

"Shanshan, don't mess around. Dad stopped with a smile.

"Ah, it's okay. I gestured with my teacup.

"Not bad," the man took a sip, "back to Ganshengjin, the throat rhyme is calm and far-reaching." Good tea!"

"Uncle is really an expert!" I admired.

"In the past few years, I have been free to study some tea ceremonies. It's just that why don't you use a purple clay pot to soak it?"

"Uncle and aunt, the soup color of the old class chapter in 3 years is golden and bright, and after 3 years, the golden color begins to change to yellow and red" Although I don't know much, I remember Yang's explanation. "Using a glass can show the visual impact of tea, the so-called color, fragrance and taste. In addition, I'm talking nonsense, this kind of superb large-leaf wild ancient tree tea itself has a strong mountain charm and unique fragrance, and the fragrance seems to be between orchid fragrance and nectar fragrance."

I poured another cup for you, and seeing that there were still a lot of their teacups left, I continued, "The material of the purple clay pot will have the icing on the cake for some other tea leaves, but it is counterproductive to the old banzhang, destroying the tea gas of the king of Pu'er tea.

The bitterness of Lao Panzhang degrades quickly, and it turns sweet in about a minute, and the whole mouth and throat will feel sweet and smooth after drinking Lao Panzhang, and it will be very long, and if you don't eat any irritating food, this sweet feeling will last for several hours. This is tea gas. ”

"Oh, it seems that you still have a lot of research! How many can you brew this tea?"

Uncle Zhang took another sip.

"There is a smooth mouth, a water, two tea, three and four are the essence, five and six are not bad, seven bubbles have aftertaste, eight have aftertaste, nine and ten still have aftertaste, but today we have six on the line, because you are the most distinguished guests. ”

"Xiao Liu, you can speak. Auntie was a little moved.

"Hey, Xiao Liu, I've been abroad for a long time, like Tieguanyin, Da Hong Pao, what kind of flower tea, drink a lot, this Pu'er tea is the first time to drink, where is it made?" the uncle asked with interest.

"In terms of administrative division, Lao Banzhang belongs to the jurisdiction of Brown Mountain Brown Township, Menghai County, Xishuangbanna Dai Autonomous Prefecture, Yunnan Province. It is about 100 kilometers away from Jinghong City. "Red wine talks about wineries, Pu'er talks about mountains", starting from the ancient tea horse road in history, the name of the mountain is used to define the specific taste of Pu'er tea. Banzhang is the old Banzhang and the new Banzhang under the jurisdiction of the Banzhang Village Committee of Menghai County, and the Yundian Pu'er tea produced in the two villages, and the old Banzhang is also called the off-duty chapter. ”

I seriously introduce.

"I've heard of a Pu'er City, but I haven't heard of Xishuangbanna Prefecture, and there is any Menghai County!"

Look, my uncle lives abroad and still cares about the country.

"It's hard to say, let me give you an example. I said softly, "I am from Tianfu Province, and there is a Lugu Lake at the junction of Tianfu and Yunnan. 2/3 of the main lake and the connected grass sea (there is a world-famous wooden bridge in the grass sea) belong to Luguhu Town, Yanyuan County, Liangshan Yi Autonomous Prefecture, Tianfu Province; 1/3 of the main lake belongs to Yongning Township, Ninglang Yi Autonomous County, Lijiang City, Yunnan Province, but the people developed earlier, and the publicity is very great, in 2000 it was approved by Yunnan Province as a national scenic spot, and now it is also AAAA level. Therefore, many tourists think that Lugu Lake is Yunnan. It is indeed picturesque, the visibility of the lake is 11 meters at its deepest, and the Mosuo people of Lugu Lake still preserve the custom of marriage between men and women. ”

"Pu'er has a lot of propaganda, so people don't know about Xishuangbanna and Menghai, right?"

Honey, you're going to answer it!

Zhang Shan and I have been staying for a long time, they have a very tacit understanding, and they know what I mean.

"That's right," I looked appreciatively at Zhang Shan, who walked around naturally like a hostess, grabbing the tea and handing the paper, and then said, "Uncle, your way of drinking tea is wrong. ”

"Oh, I've been tasting tea for decades, and it's the first time someone has said I'm a layman? Uncle Zhang said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"yes, my dad also has 1 ballot. Xiao Ni was anxious, "Junjun, what are you doing?"

"It's okay, I have a point. "I have a little bit of ink on my chest. "The tea produced by the old banzhang has a heavy, strong, domineering taste, and the first drink is like a great man, with strong bones and strong momentum;

The tea of the old banzhang is undoubtedly a veritable "bold school" in the tea, therefore, drinking the tea of the old banzhang, the same as singing the words of Dongpo, should not be a small bowl, nor can you just throw a little tea, but should use a rough big teapot and pour it with boiling water, so as not to aggrieved the old banzhang, so that it can stretch its mind to the fullest, give full play to its kingly spirit, we can also really drink the feeling, drink out of the bold momentum.

"Hahaha, it makes sense, it has subverted my habit of drinking tea in small sips," Uncle Zhang also showed pride, "Okay, just drink it the way you said." Xiao Liu is good, insightful, and courageous. ”

"Thank you, Uncle Zhang, for the compliment. "I immediately proposed to send some old banzhang to my uncle and aunt, and said its efficacy," uncle and aunt, laobanzhang ancient tree tea can lower lipids, lose weight, lower blood pressure, and anti-arteriosclerosis, Dr. Emil Carrobi, director of clinical teaching at the Faculty of Medicine of St. Anthony in Paris, France, and also have anti-cancer and anti-cancer effects, which are the research results of professors Liang Mingda and Hu Meiying for more than 10 years. ”

"Is it so magical?" Aunt Lin was interested.

"Yes, not only that," I continued, "it can also nourish the stomach and protect the stomach, at the right concentration, drinking peaceful Pu'er tea does not irritate the stomach and intestines, viscous, sweet and smooth, mellow Pu'er tea enters the human intestines and stomach to form a membrane attached to the stomach, producing a beneficial protective layer for the stomach, long-term drinking of Pu'er tea can play a role in nourishing the stomach and protecting the stomach, of course, as for the tooth protection and anti-inflammatory, sterilization, and treatment of dysentery, it is nothing. ”

In the end, I said, "The most important thing is anti-aging." The catechins in tea have anti-aging effects, and the total amount of catechins contained in Yunnan large-leaf tea is higher than that of other tea varieties, and the anti-aging effect is better than that of other teas. At the same time, during the processing of Pu'er tea, macromolecular polysaccharides are converted into a large number of new soluble monosaccharides and oligosaccharides, and vitamin C is multiplied, which plays an important role in improving the function of the human immune system, and plays a role in maintaining health and prolonging life."

"Ah, Lao Zhang, Allah is tempted. Aunt Lin's eyes were full of happy longing. It is a woman's nature to love beauty, but time is a pig-killing knife.

If you want to be beautiful, you have to stay young forever, right? Therefore, beauty and whitening products have sprung up and swept our blue planet.

"Later, I'll send you some raw tea and ripe tea, drink raw tea in the morning, and ripe tea in the afternoon. I said to Shanshan, "Just remember that to wake up the tea three months to six months in advance, that is, take out the tea leaves and put them in the jar to avoid the sun and peculiar smells." ”

"Okay. Aunt Lin agreed. The gratitude is palpable.

People haven't enjoyed anything, but as long as you can nourish your face and whiten, you just give her a few dollars of soap, and she will be grateful to you.

The nature of a beautiful woman is also.

Later, after drinking 6 bubbles, I skillfully used a fruit knife, and the action of peeling the apple mango in a few seconds also attracted the amazement of my girlfriend.

"Junjun, how did you do it? so fast, and you still keep peeling" She looked adoring and adoring.

"Hehe, when I was in the bank, I was idle and learned from an old brother. ”

The tall, thin and vicissitudes of life in his 40s who always likes to hum "my youth bird will never come back" came to mind.

"Oh, I don't know how many unique skills you have?"

The IQ of a woman in love is 0, I don't know if this statement is correct?

"Let's take our time. "I said (un)humbly.

Then, I affectionately recounted that I came from Fuxing Town, Tianfu Province, that ancient big family. His father is an ordinary civil servant, his mother is the treasurer of the power supply bureau, he has two younger brothers, and he is divorced.

After I gave a brief introduction to my situation, Zhang Shan's parents did not express their position.

"It's just that the house is a little smaller," Aunt Lin finally said (Zhang Shan didn't let me say that it was rented).

"What's wrong with Xiaodian?" Uncle Zhang was very open-minded, "Isn't there still time on the waterfront!" Besides, we are not often in the country, and the army can still help us take care of Shanshan, right?"

I finally understood why I sang Tengger's "Paradise" in Donghai Song City that day, which resonated so strongly with Zhang Shan, in fact, she, like me, also longed for a warm home!

Before leaving, the investigation team did not reach a conclusion, but Aunt Lin said, "Our family Shanshan is a little willful, you should be more tolerant." ”

This sentence has a long aftertaste.