Chapter 070: Don't make Ding Jianzhong smile
Studio 2, a total of 20 groups of contestants, in addition to the previous performance of a family of three can make people laugh a few times, the subsequent sketches are all unknown, the script has loopholes, the lines are flawed, the performance is not in place, in short, all kinds of problems emerge one after another.
Occasionally, there will be one or two lines that make everyone laugh, but they are also forcibly spoofed, and the spoof is treated as funny.
Ding Jianzhong's face is already gloomy as water, he can be said to be one of the initiators of this sketch competition, in order to dig out newcomers and programs with potential and laughter from the ordinary people.
Originally, he still had very big expectations for this sketch competition, but as the saying goes, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment, today's 19 groups of looks, there is no particularly outstanding, eye-catching, enough to make people laugh and can't stop laughing.
Such a level is simply not enough to appear on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!
He was disappointed, very disappointed.
Director Shi Huihai and planner Chen Cheng also did not have the previous relaxed mentality at this time, their faces were gloomy, what are they doing here, is there no normal sketch? Is it that our registration threshold is too low, and all cats and dogs have come to sign up for the competition?
Especially noticing Ding Jianzhong's face, the two of them were even more drumming in their hearts, will their positions as director and planner be changed tomorrow after today?
The two glanced at each other, and they both prayed silently in their hearts, this last sketch must make Ding Jianzhong smile, otherwise they are afraid that their jobs will not be saved.
At this time, the staff announced: "Next, I would like to invite today's last group, the 200th group of contestants, to perform on stage!
Shi Huihai and Chen Cheng's eyes lit up, and they whispered to Ding Jianzhong from left to right, "Director Ding, this sketch should be good, it's very interesting to listen to the name." β
"Hmph. Ding Jianzhong snorted coldly, and said in a good tone, "I'm afraid it's a mess again." β
His expectations have long been exhausted in the front, and he has no expectations for this last show.
Shi Huihai and Chen Cheng looked at each other, turned their heads to look at Qin Luo and Lu Yao, who were preparing on the stage, and prayed infinitely in their hearts: The requirements are not high, just let Director Ding smile, don't be so straight again, the baby is scared.
The 500 contestants on the scene also went from the beginning of the anticipation to the final numbness and disappointment, but many of them were secretly happy in their hearts: Haha, they are all such low-level programs, then I am absolutely confident that I can stand out and enter the top 32, and then I can show my face on TV.
This is the game, the opponent's defeat is his own success, there is no pity and sympathy to talk about.
What's more, there are so many people, 1400 groups compete for the top 32, and the elimination rate is too high, they wish that all 20 groups were hung up today, and their chances of qualifying will be greater.
At this time, the staff announced: "Next, I would like to invite today's last group, the 200th group of contestants, to perform on stage!
"Finally, it's time for the last group of players. I'm tired from seeing this day, and it's finally over. β
"Hey, I wasted a day today, what the hell are these performances I watched, where are the sketches, they are all indiscriminate. β
"When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when there are more applicants, there are naturally all kinds of programs. β
"Hehe, at this level, I can win them with my eyes closed. I'm more confident that I'm in the round of 32. β
"Who wouldn't brag. It's all good, and when you actually perform on stage, it's not messy. Sketches are not something that can fool people by writing a few funny jokes casually. β
"Let's get started, after watching the last set, I'll hurry home and practice a few more times, and tomorrow it's time for my performance." β
"What else are you looking at, I haven't watched it for a long time. I really regret that I came to this studio and wasted a day. If it weren't for the fact that the previous three leaders were there, I would have slipped away a long time ago. β
"Ahh β
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On the stage, Qin Luo and Lu Yao were making preparations, and on the side of the stage, the other 19 groups of players were watching.
The family of three stood at the front, looking at the careful preparation on the other side of the stage, and Qin Luo on the stage, and said in an unkind tone, "Hmph, I'm just waiting to see what kind of good works you can perform." β
"Hey, no matter how bad their performance is, no matter how bad it is, they will definitely enter the top 32 directly. The man who had recognized him before sighed.
"Why do you say that?" asked the other players, confused.
"You forget, he is Zhou Mi, Zhou Gang's son. He's not here to make it to the finals!" said the man hatefully.
"This ...... Isn't it true that this time CCTV emphasized that there will be no shady scenes of black-box operations and favoritism? Others questioned.
"Hehe, you're all so naΓ―ve. Do you really think that there is no shady scene? That's just for those of us who have no background and no way, and those who really have a background are not just taking shortcuts. Zhou Gang is one of the four star mentors, and his biological son came to participate in the competition, do you think the program team will directly eliminate him? The man said clearly.
Everyone else was silent.
It's reality, and it's brutal, but you have to accept that it's reality.
After half a ring, the father of the head of the family said in a firm tone, "Hmph, if that's the case, then I will definitely expose them with my real name on the official website!"
Obviously, the previous thoughtful words offended this father severely, and this open-minded attitude has an urge to break the net.
"Hehe, those are all afterthoughts, let's see how their performances are first. Zhou Mi is the son of Zhou Gang, and he is also an eighteenth-tier star, and he has much more stage experience than us, and I don't know what kind of work he will perform this time. The man said curiously.
"Hmph, what good work can be. I've checked this thoroughly, and he completely relied on his dad to get to where he is today. The sketches he performed after his debut were just like that. One said disdainfully.
"But I heard that in this sketch performance, Zhou Mi is only a supporting role, and the guy named Qin Luo is the protagonist. Another said.
"Hehe, both of them are the same hill, what good things can be. The father of the head of the family scoffed.
"But have you noticed, the props they prepared themselves are quite sufficient, which means that they are prepared. Another person disagreed.
"Hehe, does it mean that the performance must be very good if I am well prepared, then I can enter the finals if I prepare in advance for every game in the future?"
"It's just, I'm sure, this show must be terrible, that's why I use a lot of props to cover it up. β
"Hey, don't say anything, look, it's getting started. β
On the side of the stage, Qin Luo's bicycle with a broken wheel in advance officially took the stage.