Chapter 30: Reflexology (1)
"You don't understand this, this means that I am a veteran-level figure in the pedicure world, a teacher-level person, in the pedicure area, I am okay, I know a lot, and I know everything about posture, what kind of cart, sitting lotus, or what kind of oil is used, I can understand this, Xiao Meng explained to Li Yuan seriously. ”
Ah, I heard you say this, I feel that there is a lot of knowledge in this area of pedicure, and it is not good to lead it without a person, it is easy to get lost in this regard, and it will take a lot of detours, Li Yuan nodded and replied. ”
That's not what, the knowledge in this is much older, if there is no familiar person to lead you, you can't do it in this area, you have no experience at all, the knowledge in this is too profound, it is not something that can be learned in a day or two, it needs to be accumulated over time, and the experience is coming out little by little, Xiao Meng added.
Ah, that's it, that's it, you take me, teach me this knowledge, I'm lacking in this area, I'm very curious, if you wipe your feet with oil on the whole day, it feels like you're old, and when you walk down the aisle, it's the same as that Michael Jackson!!
And the old man's cart, do you have to run forward with my feet "whoosh", give me a pedicure while running, this is kung fu, if this Nima can't master the speed, it is easy to do it for me from here, and then pay some tolls or something, Li Yuanxu muttered.
"I'm grass, what kind of logic are you, are we talking about a channel, or my knowledge is not rich enough, why are you all covering me up, what kind of stuff are you smearing oil on your feet, and running forward with your feet, what are you talking about, why am I so confused, Xiao Meng scratched his hair and looked confused. ”
Brother, what are you two talking about? Why don't I understand it at all, I asked in a daze!!
"Go, go," children, don't mix it up, it's all an adult's business, let you hear it badly, it's easy to leave a shadow on your childhood, and it will have an impact in the future, Xiao Meng reminded me of the confusion.
"Oh," then thank you, brother, you are so good to me, like a little angel to protect me, and remind me so kindly, confused and quite big, chicken-like hairstyle, a deep expression, and a little eye in the corners of his eyes, if he is not confused, then no one can call me confused!!
Okay, don't you just do a pedicure, it's the same as going to college, and the whole knowledge is out, what the hell, can't you go, don't go and squint at home, Lei Ye is a big-necked slipper according to Xiao Meng. ”
"Xiao Leizi, you are a bull pen again, are you surging again? Isn't it?" Xiao Meng lowered his head slightly and squinted at Lei Ye and said. ”
"Hurry up and talk to me five centimeters shorter, otherwise I won't call you to death with a big neck, Lei Ye pouted and looked at Xiao Meng and said. ”
"Hi" I understand Lei Ye, do you have any other instructions? Xiao Meng immediately bent his waist and looked at Lei Ye with a hippie smile and said.
Okay, don't make trouble, Xiao Meng, don't you say that you are a teacher in the podiatry world, okay, today you lead the way, you take us there, and then we all listen to your arrangement, Brother Tian lit a cigarette and looked at Xiao Meng and said.
Xiao Meng knocked on his chest, "Okay, that's no problem, I promise to arrange it properly for you, but the premise is that I don't spend money, I don't have any money!"
That's right, it's okay, as long as you arrange it, you don't need to spend the money, I'll spend it, Brother Tian smiled! At this time, a few people next to him told Brother Tian that there was something at home and left first, and Brother Tian didn't keep it much, after all, it was already quite late!!
Confused, are you going home? Brother Tian asked.
I, I... I'm not going home, I'm going to have a pedicure, I'm going to put oil on my feet, I scratched my hair like a chicken nest in confusion and said.
"Haha, okay, I'll put oil on you, it may be late to go back today, you all call home, if it's too late, we won't go back, go directly to the Internet café all night, Brother Tian smiled and said. ”
At that time, there were too few students with mobile phones, and if they held a PHS in their hands, they felt quack, so a few of us found a word and started to call home.
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After making the call, a few of us attacked the foot massage shop under the leadership of Xiao Meng, and a group of untrained yellow-haired boys were about to say goodbye to their virgin bodies on this night and would become a little man.
"Brother, can you find it, let's all go around this community for ten laps, less than nine o'clock out, it's almost ten o'clock now, if you are wandering around for a while, it will be tomorrow morning, I'm confused, my legs and stomach are spinning, I'm going to die!" I grabbed Xiao Meng's arm and said painfully.
Look for it again, look for it again, you will find it soon, it should be in this area, how can you not find it, Xiao Meng replied embarrassedly.
"I'm still looking for a fart, it's such a big community, I've been wandering around ten times, even if I'm looking for a mouse nest, I've already found it, what are you still wandering around, Lei Ye smoked a cigarette and shouted at Xiao Meng with disdain. ”
Don't make any noise, I'm sure I'll find it, before giving me ten minutes, Xiao Meng scratched his head and replied.
Lei Ye threw away the cigarette butt in his hand and pointed at Xiao Meng and said: Give you a fart for ten minutes, how long have you been here, how many handfuls can you find, what kind of teacher in the podiatry world, do you see whose foot massage shop is open near the square, there is a special Christian church here, isn't this a backlash, you can't find it in your lifetime if you look for a special thing here!!
Okay, don't brag, I can't stand it, let's go, I'll lead you there, Brother Tian led us out of the community after speaking, took two cars, and then said to the driver to go to XX Street.
We arrived in about ten minutes, this street is much more remote than the city center, belongs to the west district of S city, this street looks around, a pink, this street has to have a thirty or fifty foot massage shop, and there are a lot of KTV, but they are all small.
At the door of each foot massage shop are sitting some very bewitched women, some in their teens, some in their twenties, and in their thirties, anyway, their faces are painted with very thick makeup, you can't see how old they are, they are talking to you, whispering to you to teach you a few brothers, maybe you still think you are still in elementary school.
"Come on, a few little brothers, come and sit in the store."
"It's going to be fun."
"There's a new girl in the store"
"Come in, handsome little guys"