Chapter Twenty-Nine: Xiao Meng's Singing
"I don't know how to sing, I don't sing much, I just drink beer, smoke, and eat snacks on the side, but Xiao Meng's guy sings endlessly, and it's very ugly, so people can't tell what song he sings, and after singing a song, he sang a song "Mice Love Rice". ”
I saw Xiao Meng slowly pick up the microphone, his eyes narrowed slightly, his head was gently down, his right hand pinched the orchid finger, his feet were slightly open, and he had an intoxicated expression, as if the whole world was cut off from him, completely integrated into his own stage, at this moment he was the protagonist, only to hear the sound like a broken gong: I hear....your ..... sound, there is a kind of....special... How do you feel!!!
My Nima, this is ugly, it was originally a very good song, and it sang to you the taste of the two-person turn, and there was no sense of rhythm at all, no tune at all, and he could sing so hard, it was really admirable, this is talent, this is Xiao Meng.
Well, this song can be sung, it feels very good, and the position in this song is sung, that is, there are a few words in the middle that are sung without feeling, which completely affects the taste of this song, if he practices more, I think he will sing this song better, Li Yuan commented with a serious face with his chin on his hand.
I was blinded when I saw it, these two people turned out to be the same kind of people in singing, I asked tentatively: Li Yuan, do you also understand music?
Li Yuanhao nodded at me not shyly: Well, I have learned a little, but it is just a surface, I once learned erhu from the old man at the door for two days, and I learned some musical knowledge.
"Ah....okay, there's nothing wrong with the analysis, I bared my teeth and said to Li Yuan. “
"Well, don't talk nonsense, low-key and low-key, Li Yuan said in a low voice. “
"Okay, I see, I'm not going to talk nonsense!"
After singing a song, Xiao Meng put his right hand on his chest, bowed elegantly to us, and then pretended to say: Thank you for listening to my singing and hearing my singing, I believe that each of you will be shocked, everyone will be comfortable, there is a treble just now that is not very well handled, and the feelings are not very good.
I feel very sorry for letting you down, I'm sorry, Xiao Meng said sincerely, and then added: The next song "Two Butterflies" I believe you will like to listen to it, you will be moved, come on, the music will sound, follow my rhythm, and melt into this wonderful music world.
My dear.. You fly slowly... Don't you see the big dung heap in front of you...
Lovely... You open your mouth.. I didn't sleep well yesterday and you have a foul smell in your mouth..
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I'm Nima, this is really a talent, this song is really special for you, this little word is changed for you, it's really no one, what a special cow pen, I'm convinced, and he can figure it out, a person sitting next to me I said, I remember that his name is confused, Brother Tian and Lei Ye always call him that, because he is confused every day, just like he didn't wake up.
The door was pushed open, and a waiter walked in and said to us, "Brother, is there something wrong with Mike?" Why has the sound become like this, or is the stereo broken?
Xiao Meng didn't pay attention to the waiter's arrival, and still forgot where to sing, and sang and sang with a beat, and danced at his feet!!!
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not bad, my buddy's voice is a little special, I was embarrassed to stand up and explain to the waiter!"
Yes... It's okay..... don't bother you, the waiter listened to Xiao Meng's singing, looked at Xiao Meng's expression, admired Xiao Meng's dance steps, smiled awkwardly and said, as if he was looking at Shabi, as if he understood something, he then pushed open the door and walked out.
"Stop, stop, stop," you don't sing a few times, people let you throw it outside, what are you singing at this time, ah? A good song depends on what you change, what the hell, the ghost is crying wolf, Lei Ye snatched the microphone from Xiao Meng's hand, and then kicked his ass.
Ah.......... you insult me can do it, but you can't insult my music, Xiao Meng paced with small broken steps, and the girls chirped and scratched Lei Ye, Lei Ye pouted and jumped up directly to a big neck, Xiao Meng immediately sat back on the sofa, and cried like a little daughter-in-law.
Don't pretend to be here, who doesn't know you, Lei Ye pushed Xiao Meng.
Xiao Meng gritted his teeth, twisted it according to Lei Ye's thigh, and then ran, listening to Lei Ye's "whoosh" and jumped up, pointing at Xiao Meng and shouting: Why are you here again? Can you change it?
Xiao Meng sat next to me and clapped his hands at Xiao Meng and said with his teeth bared at Xiao Meng: Just this trick, there is nothing wrong with treating you, and cleaning you up is like playing!!
Hehe, okay, don't make a fuss, come to the bar, start to get together, Brother Tian raised a bottle of beer and shouted at us.
Come on, put it all together....
Open drink.....
"Bang, bang, bang" The whole private room can only hear the sound of beer bottles colliding and the sound of Adam's apple wriggling, giggling and laughing, the sound of bragging, this is youth, this is rebellion, smoking, drinking, fighting, if you don't touch any of these three, then don't think that youth is missing something.
When you are over the age of 30, when you recall the past, there is nothing to recall, others sit together and reminisce about who you have fought with, who you have ever had with that little girl, and what you remember is indeed that I have studied, I have taken exams, and I have studied .....
That's not interesting, learning is right, but isn't it interesting to have something else to do with it!!
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It's almost nine o'clock after coming out of KTV, it's already dark, Brother Tian, should we disperse or continue to play, the one asked in a daze.
Of course, it's to continue to be hilarious, this nightlife has just begun, how boring it is to go back so early, this time to do a foot massage, isn't that beautiful, that little life is energetic enough, Xiao Meng said to us coaxing with a cigarette cow pen.
"Grass, Cheng Tian said to do pedicure, as if you had done it, Lei Ye glanced at Xiao Meng with disdain!" "At that time, there were still very few students to do pedicure, I don't know if there is now, I always feel a little embarrassed to do pedicure."
I'm grass, you're actually questioning me, right, I haven't done anything, Brother Tian, you just say go or not, you mean go, now I'll take you there, let you see what is called a teacher in the pedicure world!!
What do you mean? Li Yuan asked with a curious look on his face as he waited for the big eyes. ”